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Hello My loves...

🥁 QUICK ONE: SAVE THE TIME/DATE, THIS FRIDAY March 17th - St. Paddy's Day! - at 5-7pm EST....I am trying to put together (crossy crossy crossy fingers) a BEAUTIFUL SURPRISE FROM-HOME WEBCAST for ALL PATRONS... with my illustrious surprise house guests & local pals (writers/poets/musicians). What do we call it? Prairie Home Webcast? Tiny House Livestream? Deep Woods Livecast? Stopping by a Livestream on a Snowy Evening? St. Patrick's Digital Hootenany at Amanda's? Maybe I'll do a poll. Gimme a sec. And gimme ideas. We're gonna thing this thing.

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AHEM - Now, THE DOLLS! ITS ALL HAPPENING!!

As I've been saying, my beloved band, The Dresden Dolls (and if you don't know about my band, just trust me that my Band is Great, and Especially Great When We Play Live) is GEARING UP TO TOUR AND MAKE A NEW RECORD. SLOWLY. Real slowly. We have been gradually announcing four weekends in four cities in four TINY clubs that all fit less than 500 people.

ALL FOUR CITIES HAVE NOW BEEN ANNOUNCED, and the password to access tickets is going to be revealed to The Dresden Dolls mailing list at 5pm EST, TODAY. The tickets themselves for ALL CITIES go on sale this MONDAY, March 13th at 10am (local time in each city).

MAKE SURE YOU ARE ON THE DRESDEN DOLLS EMAIL LIST, this is your last chance y’all!!

The tickets will almost deifnitely sell out on Monday when they go on sale. Set alarms. (And if you're not in one of these cities, WHY NOT CARPOOL? Go to the shadowbox of the FB group and start a thread. All links to those are pasted way down below.)

HERE IS THE LINK TO THE MAILING LIST. 

On top of that, ALL FIVE TOUR DESIGNS have now been revealed, all created by South African artist Niki McQueen and graphic designed by Andrew Nelson, and oh my GOD are they beautiful....

We also heeded the call for all those of you who are FAR AWAY but still wanted poster prints and t-shirts made from Niki's art.

All five designs are on sale for pre-order NOW on the band's website. The individual four city designs as less expensive poster prints; the main "trapeze" image is being printed as a higher archival-quality print and as a t-shirt. 

ALL THE MERCH IS ready for pre-order here on the dolls site, and will be shipped right after the whole tour ends (at the end of June/start of July...give us a second to recover.)

https://dresdendolls.com/

This dolls/design collaboration with Niki MCqueen - who's been surviving and navigating a very dark era of her life, just like me (just like...many of us) - has been one of the most nourishing and beautiful synchronicities of art/music/life I've gotten to experience in a long time.

Niki reached out to me on instagram and her images really spoke to my heart. It just so happened that it was RIGHT around the time I needed to find an artist to work on the dolls tour.

I missed this bit. It's about a lot more than just the art.

It's about the dot-connecting, especially with other survivors and wayfarers who are on the same road, and getting to give work to artists who need to work, not just for money, but for soul-healing.

Niki wrote up a whole little piece about it on her site,

...It was a dark time when I messaged Amanda Palmer and sent her a couple of pictures I had made, which she’d inspired.....

you can read the whole thing here.

And if you wanna support Niki directly and buy a print of JUST the raw art, she's got very very small number of prints for sale in her Etsy store. I know the extra cash would mean a lot to her. I want to support her, so if you're into real-ass art collecting....do it.

MEANWHILE.

I've been a little quiet over here, but that's not because I've been quiet. It's because it's been CLEANING SEASON. Michael and I (and an assortment of friends and helpers) have been knee-deep in cleaning out old tour boxes, fan mail boxes, costume boxes, finding treasures...it's been a beautiful time of intense reflection as I get ready for whatever (and wherever) this next chapter is going to bring my life.

First sort, then figure.

It feels so, so good to finally have the bandwidth - emotionally and physically - to do the DEEP sort. I have been wanting to have the time to do this since coming back from New Zealand in June. 

I just opened up three boxes that I mailed to myself from Melbourne in 2020...thinking I would see the stuff in three weeks.

Books I was reading. Clothes I was wearing. Drawings Ash was working on.

It was like looking in to a time-capsule of a softer time, a different version of me, and the kiddo. That poor girl had NO idea what was about to happen to her life, and that she wouldn't see the stuff in those boxes for three years. 

Ooof.

I love that my friends are here to help.

Want a pot?

A metal rod?

A knitted uterus? (We have several).

A melotron?

A sequined corset-costume rejected from the Leeds United video shoot in 2007??

So. Much. Crap.

LOVE.

I'm reading/responding to comments. Say hi.

I love you.

AFP

———THE STUFF I PASTE AT THE END OF THE POST———

1. if you are a patron and new to my work, don’t forget your patronage allows you access to ALL of my patreon releases to date. HERE is the link to download my latest big solo record, “There Will Be No Intermission”, and HERE is a link to download the PDF of the art/essay book that goes with it.

2. if you’re a patron reading this post via an email notification, please click through to comment on this post. at the very least, if you’ve read it, indicate that by using the heart symbol. that's always nice for me to see, so i know who's reading.

3. see All the Things (almost 200 of them) i've made so far on patreon:

http://amandapalmer.net/things

4. JOIN THE SHADOWBOX COMMUNITY FORUM, find your people, and discuss everything: https://forum.theshadowbox.net/

5. are you new to my music and TOTALLY OVERWHELMED? TAKE A WALK THROUGH AMANDALANDA….we made a basic list of my greatest hits n stuff (at least up until a few years ago, this desperately needs updating) on this lovely page: http://amandalanda.amandapalmer.net/

6. general AFP/patreon-related questions? ask away, someone will answer: patronhelp@amandapalmer.net

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Sandra Marek

I love the energy of this update. It makes my heavy heart happy. Thank you for sharing a bright spot. 💜

Bellana

Good luck with sorting through All The Things. It's sometimes an overwhelming seeming task. Hugs. I believe in you. In Kotor, Montenegro this month, so love from my flat across from a beautiful 10th century cathedral.

Alex Knight

I'll take a melotron if there's one going 😎

Jen

Hello and yay sorting stuff with friends. Such an odd time capsule that must be though. Oof. Have you heard of the Sugarcoated Sisters? I saw their TikTok of Mein Ex ( their rif on Mein herr) and I felt like you should know them if you don’t. I adore the artwork and I will definitely check her out. As always, thank you and I hope your day is lovely ❤️❤️❤️

Ted Thomas

That's starting to look like my basement and garage w/all those storage bins. I keep telling myself I'm going to start clearing out some of the stuff, but I always seem to find a small, shiny object to distract me until that plan has receded back into the darkness. Those posters/prints look insanely cool! Time to check the couch cushions. 🤓

Amy Tobol

I'm still in bed, and I can't figure out how to zoom in to these delicious images! 😭 I love this art so much. It's like the beating Dresden heart itself took up a pen and set to work.

Francine Hibiscus

What fabulous artwork!! Certainly album cover art, right? What a world, huh? I am sitting here in my tax office surrounded by so much paper, too numb to be overwhelmed. Not sure if my mom is doing some kind of passive suicide thing? Or just being herself, a deeply chronically ill person who is Dne. So that's my day!! YES I WISH I WERE UNPACKING CRAP IN THE WOODS! HI GENE SXIP DUDE I SEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Niki McQueen

Thank you so much, Amanda. All the love xxxx

Janet in Georgia

Maybe one day you will come across the sloth rattle and sensory blankie I handmade for little baby-in-utero-ash that I gave you in Atlanta when you were beautifully pregnant after the show and gift it to someone who has a bun in the oven ❤️ I never imagined all the gifts given were so plentiful and packed away because touring. Sadly I will miss the webcast. The hubby is talking a vacation from work next week and we are not spending time on devices. ❤️ love you

Shanel Wilson

I feel deep under "stuff" too. My hallways have been lined with boxes since we moved in 10 years ago. Two kids, one less dog and many adventures later and the boxes have shifted contents but have never left. I wonder sometimes if they ever will. I've been reflecting on the things my mother kept for years. And those are not the things I want to hold on to, but the generational guilt makes me question if I will miss if I don't. Or if I am not saving something of my children's (school projects, small trinkets and more) will they be upset or barely remember it existed in the first place? I don't have the answers but I can't be buried by the stuff any more. Real stuff, emotional stuff, mental stuff, physical stuff... all the stuff. PS, your blue glasses are divine and such a beautiful shade on your face. xo

Melissa Cobb

I would be very interested in a knitted uterus. Also, I was watching Joe Versus the Volcano, and one of the people in it is named Amanda Plummer. I got excited for about 30 seconds because I thought it said Amanda Palmer. Sending you lots of hugs! 💗

Julie Steele

Garage sale for all the “crap?” I personally think the sequin corset-costume is fun. So excited for your tour and a new Dresden Dolls album. 💜

Steven Panzek

For the st paddy’s fest how about “kiss our blarney stones”. Wish the dolls were playing a bit closer to Boston. Good luck cleaning. Cheers

Kristin Ryan

I'll take any poetry or memoir books you want to part with. Can't wait to see you in Florida! I love you. 💜

Nora Czy

Happy for you! I love when mental and emotional and energy states align to give that boost of inspiration to tackle the piles of stuff we accumulate. It never lasts long enough haha.

Teresa Toro

The sweet dog doesn't look any worse for the wear after being in long-term storage (but that must have been, like, the longest pee ever). I think a charity raffle/auction would be fun – they're doable online!

Nina Ciesielski

Could also do with a knitted uterus, if youd spare one. Or the knitting pattern, if there is one. Sending love back from Germany!

Ashleigh M. Ferreira-Bartlett

Hi yes hello I have been searching all around HIGH AND LOW for a sequin corset- must be serendipity. 🤞😅 Also, do you have a vague idea of how much tickets might cost? I sold the family cow for your solo NY show, and I'm going to do whatever it takes to see you both in NOLA and give baby Ash inside of me the religious experience she has pined for since she was twelve. She has worked really hard for this. And me too. AND THEN ALSO. Real quick. My art has been on a wall in an event space/venue for the past week, and I know it's nothing, but it's really those tiny victories that light the way. You know? I wanted to share that feeling with you. I also shared a snippet of a sad song about my nana to my own (v small group) of WONDERFULLLLL patrons, and I can't believe how nice it can be just to PUT YOUR WORK INTO WORDS. INTO THE WORLD. I feel like you have taught me so man, man. A veritable potpourri of things no one in my environment took the time to teach me. I think that's why us real soft vulnerable fluffy bitches feel such a connection to you. Your legs are so strong you can somehow carry all of us. Like Atlas. Don't shrug though. Lol Jk you can shrug. But knowing you, you'd probably dance around with the world on your head in a way that somehow makes the world seem light, defying everything we know. I think when you want to carry the weight, the strength is there. Inevitably. Not sure why the diatribe, I am really having a hard time. I miss my Nana, so much. I miss talking about everything and nothing, every single day. I have Covid. I miss not being isolated from my friends.. My partner is, er .... yeah. It's tough. A dear friend recently left Earth. My late fiance's child reached out to me to once again only to be abruptly cut off by her biological mom. Nasty message from bio mom. So many questions, but no balls to ask. Wouldn't you want your kid to know anyone they love that deeply -who loves them wildly- after developing a long and extremely tight bond. "They'll forget you next year" - well, they didn't. They lost their father and they lost me, too. I'll never understand it. They still try to contact me at least once annually. One final bitchvent- My colposcopy has been moved 3x now because of babies (yaye!) or because I was and/or have Covid. DO I HAVE CERVICAL CANCER OR NOT? You'll have to watch the next episode to find out!! Anywho- if you ever need writing or editing or sourcing or ANY KIND OF HELP- I will do whatever the fuck you want for the barest minimum. I'm quite a Jane of All. I haven't been able to work and I'm drowning. Maybe consider it? :) I also do wood burning and could burn some cool stuff into wood for yourself. I'll give you Everything Anything If you want thing. Love you SO MUCH. Thank you.

Stacy Litwin

Man I wish I had the space to do a deep clean, in our 700 ft² apartment we just have a stack of bins in the corner of our room because we don't have enough space to go through them. You'd think for $1500/month you'd at least get two closets but not when you're 20 minutes from Seattle

Erika Blumberg

Suggestion: have a raffle for that uterus, the money to benefit a charity of your choice!

Tracey Stokes

Tiny house? My absolute FAVOURATE. Good to see you beautiful.

Ryan Stuck

Jebus, a mellotron?! I didn't think they really existed anymore...If I didn't live in a 450sqft. tiny house...well, really I'd love to have a drum kit again, if I'm wishing. Enjoy it Alex - for some strange reason I feel you should replace one of the tapes with a copy of License to Ill. It just seems right. Any song could use more samples of references to PCP.

snek

Hi Amanda. 💖 can’t wait to see you in NOLA.

Meghan Comstock

The art from Niki McQueen are so amazing. I had to pre-order one :) Thanks for sharing on patron and the email list, over the years it has exposed me to new artists and performers.

DoodleHeart

I'm so, so happy for this, the art is amazing! These shows are going to be the absolute best and I'm sad that I won't be able to attend. I'll be there in spirit fo' sho. Going to check out the shop and treat myself to something at least.

Laura Wellner

I just started unpacking the things I took out of my office when I retired, it is a time capsule from almost a year ago, some of it I packed up before I really knew for sure I was retiring, so it's been bittersweet. My Fred just asked me today if I was happy, and yes, I am! I'm happier than ever. Being done with the stress of being in the daily rat race of pleasing people who don't really give a shit about me as a human being is like being given a new life. I just witnessed another highly regarded staff member get scraped off the institution's shoe like a piece of shit, so it's not just me. Fucking Que Sera, Sera!

Teresa Toro

I just wrote my will and although I always try to keep the household to a reasonable level of chaos, I have begun considering the Swedish death cleaning process. To that end I am bringing my mother's rings to Seattle next month to show one of my nieces – if she's interested she'll get one and my other niece will get the other. I'm cleaning out my closets and papers too. Some things can be parted with right away. I am resolved to not have my death be a burden – and I am a little surprised at how enjoyable it is to find the right people and homes for my things at my leisure, without imminent death or serious illness to make it depressing or urgent.

Peter (Reet) Glass

I live in Boca Raton Florida. If Dresden Dolls are playing in Orlando... 1) I live in Boca Raton, a 3 1/2 hr drive. 2) i wood hafta stay at a motel. Not sure i can afford all that, including the ticket. If someone can put me up that night after show, that would make my chance to go easier to stomach. I have an air mattress, so can be put in any corner. i rarely get to see a performer i love and I love AFP, but as usual, it may be outta my reach. I still hope to see her live one day and get to say hello to her. As it stands, i may never see another live concert because no one i love ever gets close to my area. u can write me at thereet@gmail.com.

Suzanne

I'm taking next week off work and originally I was supposed to clean and organize the house and now I'm just going to relax. Except on Tuesday night I'm driving to Indiana to meet corporate work people to walk through a new hospital on Wednesday we're getting that I'll be supporting because that's fun. Then vacation the rest of the week and back to Northwest Indiana on. Monday to do projecty things and begin chaos that I'm making sure has a bunch of musical interludes. Is it Naptime yet? I'm supposed to be packing things to ship out of my office but I'm tired.

Jacob

I love the...8? 9? Copies of Art of Asking just hanging on the shelf...in case you ever need some light reading :P

EmVT

oh! my vote for "What do we call it?": Art Upstate Afterparty Livestream!

Carmen J

The deep clean...I need this here. Downsizing. I spent my last hospital stay (100km from my hometown) introducing my support worker to you and your work. One of my wonderful nurses gave her approval and we found we have crossed paths often. The art of asking... Is a lesson I'm learning. Thank you dear Amanda, for being, authentically you. 💜

Alexis Williams

I'm so digging the art, prints and t-shirt will ne purchased post haste. I had tickets for the nye show but my flight got canceled while we were on the way to the airport... SO, I'm stoked to get this chance to see you within a drive!

Jane France

Hi x I thought we had stuff but we’ve got nothing on you!

Amy Chaplin

So, are you going to have a huge yard/ art sale to purge said stuff??

Sally

Wow, the plane dropping books hit me in the gut. All those images are stunning.

Susan Freedman

Hi Amanda!! I’m cleaning too, it’s hard and stuff can be beautiful and fun but also heavy….

Lesil Buschman

YOU'RE COMING TO DENVER!!! I'm so excited. Thank you. I'm going to have a bilateral mastectomy on Monday for breast cancer and you just made my day.

Kris Smerick

Hi! Just hi. Open those 2020 boxes gently.

Natalie

I’m a new pelvic floor occupational therapist and would love a (or some) knit uterus for my office! In case you want to give away some. Will pay for shipping. 🤣🤣🤣 (I am serious though, but also totally get it if you just want to get rid of all the extra stuff lol.) it’s so hard to make time to go through old stuff, but also so liberating to let things go!!!

Amy Chaplin

If you need help, let me know! I was trained by the best (My grandmother) in the Art of The Yard Sale 😁.

Sandra Marek

I understand that. It’s hard to dig out, and once it’s started, sometimes it’s just a “slow and steady” approach. I feel that in my bones. Sending you love.

DebbieG

Too much stuff is the bane of my existence right now. I have to unstick myself and get rid of it. The Dolls artwork is beautiful. Sad that none of the small shows are near me. I do and have traveled for gigs but not sure I can make these work. But joy to those who can. 🥰

Nathan Williams

Oh Lordy I wish I had a car ! I would drive to New Mexico!!! Never seen the mighty Dresden dolls before !! Been a fan since 2004 tho!!

Nathan Williams

What a NEW RECORD??!! Hell fucking YES!!!

Coila

You're doing the thing! You're opening boxes and going through stuff!! Good job! ♥️💪

Coila

I don't mean this patronizingly. You do much more than I do and are always doing stuff. I'm just proud of you because this was an especially hard one. It feels good to go through stuff, though. Especially stuff you've been wanting to go through.

Peter (Reet) Glass

I live in Boca Raton Florida. If Dresden Dolls are playing in Orlando... 1) I live in Boca Raton, a 3 1/2 hr drive. 2) i wood hafta stay at a motel. Not sure i can afford all that, including the ticket. If someone can put me up that night after show, that would make my chance to go easier to stomach. I have an air mattress, so can be put in any corner. i rarely get to see a performer i love and I love AFP, but as usual, it may be outta my reach. I still hope to see her live one day and get to say hello to her. As it stands, i may never see another live concert because no one i love ever gets close to my area. u can write me at thereet@gmail.com.

Nicole Brown

I am a patreon member and recently signed up for The Dresden Dolls mailing list, but didn’t get a presale code and I really want to see you guys! I’m in Santa Fe and the presale tickets for Meow Wolf go on sale tomorrow. Please help if you can!

Misty

Hi! Life is just blending in on itself. Every day blends together, I'm so tired of life and I'm 18, like I have to do this for at least 50 years?!

Jennifer Harnage

Is anyone else having trouble accessing pre-sale tickets? I keep clicking the link and if it actually takes me to the ticket page, I get kicked off the site after I enter the code. I'm about to cry!

Ralph Abbruzzese

If anyone is out there, Please help! The web site is not working for purchasing the Orlando Tickets ! Keep getting Error message "not able to connect to data bade" AHHHHH Please help or notify someone on Amanda's staff!

Jennifer Harnage

Ralph and others:: I was having the same problem with it not connecting me to the database. I just kept trying and eventually got in. It took about 30 minutes. Just watch your checkout box because by the time I got to the page, I had 6 tickets in my cart when I only needed 2. But I got them. See you guys in Orlando on the 17th. OMG, that's going to be the best weekend of my life. The Dolls on Saturday and Tori Amos the next night!!!!!! ♡♡

Jennifer Harnage

Just keep trying. I was getting the same response but finally got through after about 30 minutes of trying.

Rose Macabre

I had the same problem in Denver 😭 waited from 9:30 and still couldn't grab tickets. Oh dearest AFP please help us 😭😭😭 edit: was able to snag only one on the 20th but needed two. This was so stressful lol I went from the app to the browser and the browser did not work most of the time 💀 did not even get an option to put in the password until way late in the game. Still thinking this is a tm website issue.

Amy Gleixner

Whelp this is what i get for not checking my email for five days. :P any chance the presales still have tickets and you might resend the dolls email for the latecomers?

Justine Rydzeski

Ooooh, a melotron! Who doesn’t want one of those?!! What’s better than a melotron? Tix for Nola! 💙😎

Arthur Kornitsky

So excited for the tour, but I also missed the presale code email until now. I did sign up for the Dresden dolls email chain but a bit late. Hope to see you in Santa Fe, Moving there in 1 week!!

And Steiner

I would like a knitted uterus. Maybe you could just send me a care package of hospital-appropriate randomness to brighten my stay Amanda? Esp anything that could easily be taped to a wall... 💜🖤 "Love."

Drag Queen Jesus

Whenever a project looms over me, rendering me frozen, I break it down into smaller and smaller pieces until my whole being says "YES! I can do THAT much!" (And not just I *CAN do that but, often, I *WANT to do that!) Case in Point: I meditated for many years before realizing it wasn't really helping me, so my therapist had me start up again doing 30 secs 3xdaily and even that was too overwhelming due to flashbacks. So we worked all the way back to 5 secs 3x daily and I was like "YES! I don't even have to push myself to do that I WANT to do that." Right away I was meditating for like 5 seconds dozens of times a day over and over. It was so helpful and I was doing a thing that I was afraid to do but now with *Joy! Another case in point: I have been in hospital for three years and have started to transition and have needed knew clothes. I've never really bought many women's clothing and the thought of buying a whole new wardrobe was so daunting I kept putting it off for so long. Then I realized I could just buy ONE thing a week and it became not only doable but fun and gradually over time I have collected quite a few new pieces with little hassle! Don't forget: "Don't do your best!" 💜

Holly Smith

Anybody figure out why ticket sales didn’t work?

Tracey Stokes

Come to Australia. "Winter in America is cold" see the World before you pull the plug. Bordem happens. So does happiness. Just sayin" g-day from Tasmania Australia. Rock on...Earth needs you. Believe it.

Misty

Thank you, it means so much. I really do want to travel, and Australia is on my life ^_^

Joshewha

You’re an inspiration and your work has had an influence on my art! Can’t wait to see you in New Orleans, maybe me and my partner will catch a ride with someone to make it more exciting!

Siobhan R Parkhurst

This may not be the place to ask this, but I have an extra ticket to Amanda's show in Boston if anyone wants it, free of charge of course. I just don't want it to go to waste.

Misty Dawn Thomas

🖤💜 I always enjoy the memories that deep cleaning and sorting brings up. Sometimes they are painful, sometimes they are joyful, but most often cathartic. I'm so happy that you are getting to do this and with friends. I am looking forward to seeing you in Denver and will be driving up from Dallas to do so. Also, I would love a crocheted uterus. 😁

Amethyst Liddell

... Ack. Did you ever end up getting in? I've been trying since the start of the presale, and even once they went public, Ticketmaster just kept crashing and I couldn't get through.

Lindsay Rickman

This post is one of my favorites so far. Your new art space looks AMAZING. And like so much fun. I've followed the artist on Etsy and have marked the work on my favorites list. DEEP clean, DEEP reflection and time to deep dive, that's exactly where I'm at right now and it's such a thankful, gracious place to be. Please sign me on to your Happy Knitted Uterus Club. <3 <3 <3