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No Place Like Home (Patreon)

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2021-02-27 23:23:12
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Against all odds you found your way here to my cottage in the middle of the Irish country side.  The rain is hammerin but the fire will keep you warm... and so will I...

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Anonymous

Yes, please and thank you! ❤

Anonymous

How do you give a million likes to an audio you haven’t listen to yet?? 😂😍😍 I can’t wait though! Thank youu!

Anonymous

So. Many. Favorite. Tags. *sigh*

Anonymous

....no place like home....ruby red slippers and lion optional...👠🦁😝

Anonymous

No place like home and I couldn’t agree more 👏👏👏

Anonymous

Can I just say I love the explanation about Irish rain? 😂

Gaelforce

I tried to make use of the cottage environment while I had it. Featuring Leather couch, wood stove fireplace and some chills to chase away with passion! Hope ye like!

Anonymous
>>54553291

It's wonderful! It feels like being there with you. Thank you for this audio 🥰 and yesterday I was shopping for a couch too, but no leather for me cos my cats will destroy it, so this is literally a fantasy for now😅🤣

Anonymous

Only through the first 10 minutes so far...so cute and so sweet and so sexy. The "May I? May I?"....{melts into a puddle}

Anonymous

Mmmm...thank you, sweet sir! Just simply perfect.

Anonymous

Welcome home 😉

Anonymous

Mmmm, sounds amazing. I’m saving this for later. 😊

Anonymous

You had me at Barry’s Tea! 😍 This was so beautiful from the tea, to fire, the rain, to the poetry, to the 🔥. The “welcome me home” bit. Stroke of genius. Thank you for this lovely gift!

Anonymous

Aptly titled!😄 That part, especially, was so romantic! My heart went pitter pat.❤😍❤ I loved it all. Warm and cozy and hot, Hot, HOT!🥰🔥💋❤❤🏡

Anonymous

Fantastic atmosphere, wonderful warmth. Got me lookin at my leather loveseat a little differently now...#teamleathercouch, anyone?

Anonymous

Thank you for giving me the smile back on my face I've been missing for a few days now ♥♥♥ I truly loved everything in this, the rain levels were hilarious, it's like the stages of Spring in Finland! 😂😂 We have atleast 3 "fake spring"-times and then the real one in May 🙈😂 There's a meme about it too! Any audio where you speak right next to the ear is 🔥🔥🔥 So life-like ♥💋 I loved the poetry reading, specially the last one 😘 and then the feeling of diving on to the sofa and...🔥🔥 Oh dear god my heart sings just thinking about it.. ♥🍀

Anonymous

The reading was adorable, the growling, orgasms, excellent. 💦😊 The cozy cottage setting will always be my favorite 🏡☔️😍🤤💦

Anonymous
>>54554282

I'm going home to mom's today and there's a leather couch there... I hope I don't squirm with the memory of this audio later when I sit there 😏 😂

Anonymous

Wow, it doesn’t get any more perfect than this. My absolute favorite you’ve ever done, honestly a bit speechless 🥺💖😭📚🔥🥰

Anonymous

Let me go ahead and add this to my personal faves list!! 😍😍😍

Anonymous

Sounds so perfect and intimate....😳😊 I think I will love it 🥰

Jenn (Preemie Cuddler)

Thank you for sharing some of your home with us-sounds heavenly! And perfect for this intimate, romantic evening!🥰❤️

Anonymous

Who was I kidding, I couldn’t wait to listen! And even though I love your dirtiest, filthiest words this one made me feel so shy. I think it was the acoustics of it all. The poetry, the leather and fire sound effects, and your intense voice made this seem so real. It’s a good thing for me Gael isn’t real, I would be like a timid mouse in his hands. But it was magic. Oh, and the finger! So, soooo, dirty. 🔥

Anonymous

This was the perfect blend of sexy and sweet! This is definitely due another listen very very soon!

Tracey

Enjoyed every bit.... made me smile when explaining the different kinds of rain as I know those descriptions all too well 😄 listening to the Quotes and Poem and the sound of the rain and your wood stove fireplace was so lovely! from warm and romantic to extremely hot and passionate❤😉 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

I am so excited to have a listen and for this scenario of an audio in particular cuz I think many lovelies including myself requested this type of audio (in the past year or two) of muse being lost and finding your place for shelter until the stormy weather passes but then...... 😈😈 Tags are 🔥🔥🔥 Is it bed time yet????? 😅

Anonymous

The intimacy in this 😍❤️

Kathy Mc

Well, if this isn't every lovlies' fantasy, I don't know what is! The fire, the rain, the funny story about the Irish rain, the wonderful acoustics,the beautiful poetry...all my favorites too, then the main course of so sexy, hot couch sex complete with #teamleathercouch sounds! And the ending!! My lord, all the Gaelic and dirty talk! I felt like I was there! Just perfect, Gael! Hope your cottage is feeling like home more everyday! 😚😚😘😘😘🔥🔥🔥👄👄💓💕💕💖💖💞

Anonymous

That’s how you read the text description when you’re too into Seanie: Against all odds you found your way here to my attic in the middle of the Irish country side.  The rain is hammerin but the chocolate milk will keep you warm... and so my Willy... don’t hate me G. 😩😂 Now seriously, I love love love when we get cozy and intimate like this..so amazing 🔥👏👏

Anonymous

This is going to be my treat for grinding out this class assignment in one day!!! Im going 🤪😅🙃 over here...I wanna grab my earbuds so bad right now 😥😥😥😥 Is it odd to listen with headphones if you only live with a dog? 🤔 ehhh she aint ready for what G’s bringing 😉😈😈😈🤭.....🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

Anonymous

I love these kinds of gifts for my birthday. (BTW, today is my birthday!)

Anonymous

When he said "Is she getting greedy" ... 💀💀💦

Anonymous

The foley here is crazy!!! Love love love this Gael, you have truly take your art to another level once again. Thank you for showcasing your talent and putting that hard work in for us lovelies, I feel incredibly spoiled and I hope you enjoyed the recording process as much as I do listening to it 😘

HoneyHorns

Wow, what an ending. Got my heart pounding without even touching myself 🔥

Anonymous

Now, I'm hotter than the fire. I think I might be ovulating hard boiled eggs over here lol ;-)

Anonymous

Fire heart or fire hearth? You know you leprechauns and your lack of the -th sound 😂 Either way, so sweet and sexy... her pussy, her body, her...she's Home 🏡 😍 That's all I've ever wanted.

Anonymous

🏳 (( waves white flag )) I surrender. Holy shittttt. 😵 I appreciated the sensual undertones at the beginning leading to the kissing... The sounds of the cracklings of the fire, the close and intimate whispers/demands/pleadings in the ear from behind and in front, the whole finger-inside-muse-while-playing-with-the-clit thing... the whole... just.. everything. Dayum. Another masterpiece, G. 👏🏻 Now there pardon me while me and my noodle legs go grab a glass of water...

Anonymous

okay, sweet and rosemantic, then hot hot hot, and great use of the couch, a good couch bounce, sexy and delicious. and of course the rain and wind and fire crackles just add so much goodness. Your voice all up in the ears also just adds so many shivers. You spoil us very much my friend.

Anonymous

Loved this and it showed on my face going by the looks of the drivers as they passed me on my morning walk

Anonymous

Suggestions for an additional tag “cosy” teamcosy 🙋🏻‍♀️ This was sublime 😍 If someone were to ask what I did last night, I’d tell I have a vivid memory of being in Ireland in a lovely but slightly ramshackle cottage. I’m sorry to read this wasn’t the home for you yet, but in the meantime, I’m very grateful for your hospitality ✨ ✨ 🥰

Anonymous

This goes right up to the top of my list of favorites. Among other parts, my favorite was when you read the quotes and poems. I had no idea that those writers we're all irish!! Lots of love, Mayor G. ❤️❤️❤️❤️xoxo

Anonymous

I’m not very familiar with Harry’s work and loved seeing the humor coming through in this video-thank you! 😁

Victoria C.

Hi, G 👋. Is it possible to maybe have a sugar edit of this someday? Or a spiced vanilla😉. I’ve missed your poetry reading 📖 and loved snuggling up by the fire with you.

Anonymous

Absolutely beautiful, loving, intimat and sensual.. Loved the positions, having the muse laying against your chest and tasting her from your fingers.. just wow 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 When you said "take me home, take me inside you, home were I belong, welcome me home" - this is a poem right there and it's 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Love the poetry reading, loved the red rose and white rose poem, loved the harp and wires poem and loved the Gaelic poem by "non/ no one"!!! Is it really by no one or by one which is you 🥰 Levels of Irish rain!!! 11 levels!!! I'm not surprised since it always wet 😏 in Ireland 🤭😂😂 The natural, fire and leather couch sounds were such a sexy combination.. I really like the sound of the leather couch (new couch?) and hopefully it will be featured in more future audios and rambles 🔥🔥

Anonymous

One of my favorites! Thank you Mr. Mayor 😘

Anonymous

This one was definitely hot.🔥🔥🔥Go raibh maith agat as an gcuireadh isteach i do theach.☺

Victoria C.

“Sin é, mo chailín” ☘️💞

Anonymous

And I’m here reading trough the comments before I’ve listened to the actual audio as usual 😜 I can’t possibly be the only one who does this? 🤔🤪

Anonymous

Wow! What a great way to welcome someone home. There’s nothing more intimate than a man whispering things on your ear as he slowly take you and then face to face? 🙈When it comes to exploring things I like, this one is definitely included on it 🤭🔥✨👏

Anonymous

After listening to your vlog on YouTube I’m coming back here again to say KUDOS to you for creating such a magnificent piece under such disastrous circumstances....and please don’t tell me it wasn’t that disastrous (you never complain) Respect Sir !!! 👏👏👏👏

Anonymous

And just like that, the KING is back. 👑👍👏👏 I enjoyed this one tremendously and the leather couch percussion was EXCELLENT. 😉 There is nothing like being able to keep pace with you, and those sounds enhance that so very much. It's lovely when I just hear your rhythm with your hand but it takes it to another place when there's bed squeaks, chair squeaks or couch squeaks to go with your hand speed. And I will never, never, never, ever get tired of your voice when you are on the cusp of paradise. It's the only time you ever say "Shit" and it's sexy af. 😈😉😘

Anonymous
>>54694420

As cold as it is in that stone cottage, I'm surprised our Celtic Warrior was able to stand at attention Val. 😂😳😂🥶 But being the mighty brave one that he is, he always "comes" through. 😈 Kudos indeed to our beautiful and handsome MAYOR for pulling this one out when the circumstances were not ideal to say the least. 🙌🙌

Anonymous
>>54609250

Oh my beautiful, sexy Rokkit......I'm so glad to see you here. 😘😘

Anonymous

That place is crying for a rocket mass heater and some straw bale insulation. Too late for any of those projects this winter but if you decide to stay there permaculture is your friend.

Anonymous

The way this audio stays on my mind 🥺💖😭 Like Vally said, to have produced such a gorgeous audio while you were struggling is something to be admired, one of many admirable things about you. I’ll always be a sucker for poetry, and you really got me with your chooses, such great Irish works 🍀❤️ The pacing, tenderness and care in contrast with the fiery passion is breathtaking, such a perfect balance. I’ll never get tired of saying, you have a sensitivity that is rare and so appreciated. 💖🥰

Anonymous

First, lemme talk about the tags. There were so many favorite things, I knew it was going to be good. I've listened to this half a dozen times or so, now and I just have to say it's phenomenal. The sounds in the cottage came out so well. The bit about the levels of rain was cute and funny! It was paced beautifully. It's sensual and sweet and passionate and intimate. Some highlights for me, was when you said "May I? *growl* May I?" and the "Don't you cum, don't you cum. That's mine, that's mine." As well as, all the dirty Gaelic. Just seeing where you took the idea, is totally swoon worthy! Well done, Sir! 🔥☘️💗

Mrs. Thomas

I love the bits of Irish culture and living that we get along with these. It turns my heart a little more green every time. 💚💚 This was a very hot audio! I have a question though, do Irish pants not have zippers?

Lena Holmes

"You use a glass to see yourself, but you use works of art to see your soul" I felt that. Thanks for letting us have a glimpse of your soul with this art!! Also, you can talk to me about the rain any time at all!!

Bibi

I couldn't keep away and I indulged again last night. Holy Fires of the Goddess, G! I heard anew, and G-Zuss! That position where you have the Muse sit back against you naked, and you say "...just hook your legs around...yeah". I was there, I got that and fuuuuuuck. That position! Beyond sexy, it puts us - well for me - in the perfect multi orgasmic 'ready' position! Your imagination, my masterful Lion, is like no one else's! All day today the visual's been popping in, and it happened when my new handyman (yes, I've got it qued up) was explaining something about fence height and coyotes. My working brain stopped, and I know I inhaled sharply and let out a breath very slowly. What saved me were his eyes narrowing and a slow subtle smile starting on his face. I snapped out of it just in time because he's cast well for that role. You are gonna get me in so much trouble! 🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

Loved the poems. My favorite was the rose one 🌹🥰 The fireplace and the heat by the fire as we get intimate , the rain, my ass on the leather couch. So cozy,snuffly & passionate ❤️‍🔥🥰 I loved the rosemantic in this so much 😘💖 Home sweet home 🏠🥹