On High Elves (Patreon)

This coming weekend I will be positively stepped in Dungeons and Dragons. And to the pleasure of one Dungeon Master to the chagrin of another, I have created a new character who (among many names) goes by "Princess Pants."

However I have to confess I have despised Elves most of my life. Generally speaking I've always considered them to a relatively harmless but persistent reflection of White Supremacy.

And thus in order to even tolerate their kind in my own games (back when I DM'd) I was forced to re-tool their society from the ground up.

And thus I have enclosed in this post my official High Elf Lore.

...Enjoy?