Best Kept Secret

Hey, how are you doing? It’s the time again for story requests, as you are on the Secret Tier, you get the #1 priority for what goes into the polls we run for everyone to vote on to see what audios we focus on in the next few weeks. Whether it is Zaddy Robinson or Growling Gallo or whoever, let me know what you want to hear, you can fill out a request in this Google Form here - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdInBgDEB35uy66SfeO49WkJ6MLzoWRTHoWmpzce8OSLiw7EA/viewform
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And yes, I get it…there is never enough Professor Robinson, the man is a scholar in all things kinky and naughty

Heya, audios are coming, Easter Holidays has made it a weird time for our VAs and recording. Hard to get your smut on when you’re munching down fifty chocolate eggs or having beers with the Easter Bunny. When more audios are ready we will be posting a bunch more frequently. In the meantime there are 200+ to enjoy in the catalogue, you can find them all here - https://airtable.com/shrXvA3klmfMlrfQf/tblhdbDeRirfKGOM8 X

New Mr. Robinson audio is out on Discord now (it’s… ehem… spicy). You can join here if you haven’t already - https://discord.gg/5s6YXsFf7Y
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Hey again, you’re on the Secret Tier, so you get priority for story requests we put into polls and audios we do! - Let me know what you’d like to hear in this form here - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1RhENiG2qCW2r6KiJr0uPjJh3IkBztZsgb1_aORQZQZ8/edit - and we will try to include it in the next poll to see what everyone wants made into an audio or story series X

Hey guys, for anyone who wants to do the fan Q&A, I had a bit of a brain fart with the google form and the link was restricted. I was given erotic audio/writing skills, and destiny just said a big nope with regards to technology. The Google Form link I sent initially SHOULD be working now if you click on it and want to submit your audio or written Q&A X TY, Rob

Hey everyone, thanks for responding about the Q&As.

We’ve been overwhelmed with the responses we got about it, we got a lot more interest than we anticipated, a lot of messages. I’m seeing everyone’s messages and it’s really an honour how much BKS means to so many of you so thank you for that.

I think the way we’re going to do it is I’ll share with everyone who is interested, the link to the questions here (https://docs.google.com/document/d/10E_WM4bw57TWJdMQtBtzgVUDyzO9Nwzlxoe61-YFTbM/edit?usp=sharing), that’s a template and then anything you want to add or not answer you can.

Before you start answering the questions either in written or audio format, you will need to fully verify you are 18+ with us by emailing your Patreon username and a photo ID with your date of birth, with a selfie of yourself to rob@yourbestkeptsecret.co.uk. Once you’re fully verified as 18+ this data will be deleted. We can’t accept your submission if you don’t go through this process.

Once you’ve done that you can submit your answers (fully anonymous) either in written or audio format (whatever you’re comfortable with) through this Google form here - https://forms.gle/VgQorirWiYudni8SA

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Rob

Hey, in response to the recent poll we ran (https://www.patreon.com/posts/58852616) we are gonna create some alarms, ringtones and notification sounds the VAs will voice! For you to download and use however you want. If you want to suggest or send an idea for one in, please send them in a word doc to rob@yourbestkeptsecret.co.uk and I’ll ask the VA to record it for you. Thank you, Rob X

Hey, wishing you a very Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays today from Best Kept Secret, all the writers and all the VAs. You make this feel like the most awesome community every day with your continued support, feedback and love you show us. So thank you and hope you didn’t make it too far onto the naughty list this year ;) X Rob

Heya, we’re going to run a story request poll before the end of the month. As you are on The Secret Tier, you get priority to suggest your ideas, for audios you want to hear, to go into this poll. So feel free to submit anything you want. If it gets voted highly enough we turn it into an audio! We’re also brainstorming some extra benefits to add for your tier going forward, so if you have anything you’d like as an extra perk in the future send me a quick DM. Rob X

Hey, with Christmas time, it is always trickier to get audios back from VAs as they are with their families/friends etc. (recording erotica with a flatmate hanging around is kinda tricky), so we may not have more till New Year but we will post more in January to make up for this. There are plenty of audios to explore in the meantime, nearly 150 in fact, you can check those out here - https://www.patreon.com/posts/audio-of-up-to-45529831 , if you need help navigating the table or finding any in particular don’t be shy to drop me a message. Thank you for all your support, have a…well-behaved New Year, okay who am I kidding, stay naughty and kinky X

As you’re on the Secret Tier you get first priority for stories you’d like to hear. We put these stories in a poll and then everybody votes on them to make it as fair as possible for what we produce. If you have any suggestions or ideas you’d like to see in audio format, just leave them here. We’re going to do a story poll hopefully later this week, so get your ideas in before then! Lots of hugs and loves for the New Year X Rob

Hey,

Hope your January has been going well. I wanted to message about the BKS Discord. On Discord, there are bonus audios that aren’t available anywhere else (thanks to certain platform restrictions…cough cough).

We are also going to hold more and more events on Discord including sex education/BDSM talks and discussions, movie nights, gaming hangouts and more, anything you want basically.

It’s a great place to relax and chat to people who also love erotic audios, we’ve got channels for memes, NSFW memes, anime, K-dramas, movies, fashion, fitness, audio discussion, pets, everything really. You don’t have to be a chatty person either to hang out, just chill however you like with us! There’s no expectations at all.

Anyway so what I’m saying is if you really want to come join us for more audio exclusives and community events - you can on this link here - https://discord.gg/5s6YXsFf7Y

If you get stuck with the verification process, please reach out to me or Alexis Fire for help with it.

Don’t miss out!

Rob X

Hey, I see you are on The Secret Tier, so if you want to, please send in your story requests and what you’d like to see story-wise as you get first priority for what goes into our polls to vote on for our next audios and series! Hope you’re having a good day and stay naughty and stay kinky. We’ve got more blockbuster audios coming in September, particularly from Mr.Robinson, Mr. Chambers and Mr. Lewis, so strap in for the ride 😈

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Rob

Heya, alongside the usual audios, we have an epic 18 minute VA cumpilation, on the way in a few days time, basically a collection of some of the best male orgasms from the BKS catalogue over the last couple of years. I took some liberties with adding a cheeky sound effect after each one. But yeah, it’s a banger of a compilation so hope you enjoy this bonus content when it drops. And err, make sure your headphones are charged and not liable to disconnect because you won’t want these sounds ringing out around the gym or the workplace…I’m assuming. I dunno, maybe you have a supercharged exhibitionist kink. Stay kinky, stay naughty and hope these audios stay your best kept secret X

Heya,

We’ve been creating a lot of audios… but I keep wondering what you actually want more of.
The voices you replay.
The stories you skip.
The fantasies you wish existed but haven’t found yet.
That’s why I put together a short survey.
Your answers will help shape what comes next and make the whole experience better for you.

👉 Take the survey here: https://ddmarketing.typeform.com/bestkeptsecret

It only takes a couple of minutes.

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Rob

Heya,

It’s Rob here. Just wanted to remind you that BKS has a big and continuously growing catalogue of audios (over 530 now) from the past few years.

So you don’t just have to only listen to new audios coming out.

If you’re in a particular mood for something then you can go to https://www.bestkeptsecretaudio.com/audios
And use the filters on there to search for exactly what you’re looking for e.g. certain VA, certain roughness, certain series even or a certain writer. We developed this so you don’t have to just use Patreon’s tags which aren’t always super reliable.

TY!

Rob

Hey, we’re hiring!

I am looking for a video and audio editing wizard for our YouTube, TikTok and a new IG. Someone who can create compelling clips by using SFW snippets from our audios and any other material (e.g. podcasts and talks). We want to create movie trailer/sizzler style pieces as well as SFW previews that will wow people and bring them in to the BKS world (I can send some examples via email/DM).

Please submit an application to rob@yourbestkeptsecret.co.uk with some examples of your work and detail your rates too if you are interested.

Video material of me wearing my turtleneck or fending off seagulls on the beach will not be accepted (okay pretty esoteric Discord joke, I had a nightmare with some seagulls pinching my food last week… nevermind..one day I’ll explain).

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Rob

Hey guys, we are looking to do Q&As with fans, if you are interested in being a part of this or doing one yourself, either in written or audio format, please let me know! We’ve got a range of questions about BKS and audio erotica you can answer. Just DM me here or on rob@yourbestkeptsecret.co.uk and we’ll get it setup X