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Synopsis: When the hero Theseus arrives to the island of Crete to be one of the sacrifices to a horrible monster, the Minotaur, the princess Ariadne (you,) falls head over heels for the hero. But your father, King Minos, has already promised your hand in marriage to Dionysus – the god of wine.

Completely infatuated with Theseus, you help him kill the Minotaur, your own half-brother, and for that crime, you will now be hunted by both men and gods.

But Theseus swears he will take you with him to Athens and marry you and protect you.

So, after killing the Minotaur you flee Crete and set sail to the island of Naxos.

Up in the mountains, you give yourself to Theseus and you fall asleep in each other’s arms.

That’s when, in the dead of night, Dionysus finds you both.

He wakes Theseus and while you’re still sleeping, he tells him that the goddess Artemis has decided that you need to die for your crime and that Theseus won’t be able to protect you from this fate. But Dionysus can.

He continues to say, that if you were to believe that Theseus had abandoned you, you might change your mind and decide to marry Dionysus instead. And if you do, you will become immortal, and Artemis can no longer hurt you. But you can never know the real reason as to why Theseus deserted you.

Devastated, Theseus realizes he has no choice but to abandon you and runs back to his ship and leaves. Now it’s up to Dionysus to, in secret, save you from the wrath of Artemis by convincing you to marry him as soon as possible.

And gods, can be very persuasive.

VA - Mr. Robinson

This script was written by Peaking Pam

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Amano

*GASP*

Eléonore

Oh this sounds like it's gonna be fuuuuuuuuuun !

kei

watch me storm into the app

Jaz

I see what you did there….🍷

Kalli

As a Greek IM ALL IN!!!!!!!!!

natalie kinman

greek mythology ??!!!! this is such a slay and it sounds soooo interesting!!! thank you mr robinson 🙏

Amy T.

Robinson as a Greek God? I know this is perfection before even listening to it. Oh dear God.

dede

I LOVE THESE THEMES !!!!

Enchantress

This man has taken us on a tour of so many different genres and I’m living for it

Marsela

You guys have no mercy! I have a submission due tomorrow . *cutely grabs airpods*😪

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds of olympus!! 😮😮😮😮😮 a greek mythology audio!!!!!! Our beloved Mr. Cuddle bear is the god of wine here and we are his beloved ariadne ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ohhh i am so ready for this tonight!!!! As i sit here with a glass of wine in my hand i prepare myself to have my heart and esrs caressed 😊🤌🔥💋❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Dionioso!!!!! Tu amor es como el vinooooo tinto!!! Es dulce y embriagaaaaaaa!!!!!!! 💋💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😉😉😉😉😉 sisterwiiiiivesss we readyyyy

roseforthethorns

I swear to the gods all y’all are trying to kill me. How the fuck is Robinson’s voice able to just DO that?! Leave me panting with literally no effort.

Tara

I haven't listened yet, but the synopis alone has me on the edge of my seat lol! Wowowow

Bea

Ooohhhhh I love this! We need a gods series. Take us on a tour of all the pantheons.

Amano

as a Hades player, I second this

Doña Yayi

Ohh i do hope we have a series with all the greek gods!!!!!! We need to have a story with hades and his beloved persephone ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️...oh and i also put in a request not long ago on bks.com. i dont know if it was posted there already i requested a story about hades' ferryman who finds love with a spirit that rides with him in the river styx!!!! She always awaits him in the same place he left her. She never stops pursuing him craving his eternal love

QueenLauren_603

Robinson is a Greek God now holy guacamole?! Is there anything he can't do? Let me take a listen... I'll be back. --- This was wonderful!! I want more Mt. Olympus stories, please...

Ashley

IM HERE FOR A GODS SERIES OMG???

Amano

im already picturing Chambers as Hades and having a mini heart attack

Cutie🖤DARK ROMANCE ⛓️🎃

Thankyou MR ROBINSON SUCH WONDERFUL TALENTED VA U ARE INDEED GREEK MYTHOLOGY WHOOP GOD OF WINE 🍷 🙌 ❤ 😀

Karolina

Who needs sleep when Robison and BKS are on fire! ❤️🔥🥰

Charity.

When he said oh Zeus... I swear I lost it.

Amano

I always knew I'd like to bang Dionysus but this is just on another level. Amazing script with flawless acting from Mr. Robinson. I hope he treated himself with a fine glass of wine after recording 🍷✨

Honey Bun

I have always been infatuated with the god of pleasure and wine! 🍷🥰 so this audio was absolutely incredible. Time and time again I listen to these audios and become instantly hooked for more!! By the gods! I am in love!!! ♥️

LuckyPenguin

Well that was great way to spend an hour hehe! Loved that audio. And of course it had to be Robinson as the 'God of Wine' hehe. I would say my one critique (although think its more of a personal preference), it got abit annoying with all the 'gods' mentions throughout the audio. Like yes I get it, based on Greek mythology and it was essential to the story, but during the sex part I didn't need reminding of those particular details. Other than that, I really did love it. Great script from Peaking Pam, and as always Robinson was excellent. Much love 💜

courtney ✨

A severe understatement, but it still stands.

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds yaaaassss that would be so lovely to have Chambers play the god of the underworld!!!!! Shit shots of hot tingles will be felt everywhere and my blood will be running hot!!!!

Melissa ScheissEgal

With Mr.Robinson as the god of wine, I start drinking wine 🤭🥰

Nathalie Faria

That's my favorite myth ! I'm here !

Bookworm

They already did Cupid and psyche, and that was amazing. I hope next they will do Hades and Persephone. The only one I wouldn’t want them to do is Zeus and Hera because they were technically siblings.

Ashley

Ok I know it’s cliche to say this but… imma need a part 1,2,3 to this because holy sh-t.

Pam 701

This was really interesting. I liked the background story, and Robinson did his usual stellar performance. I also love the way Dionysus was surprised that Ariadne made him feel things he had never felt before, even the heightened passion. Great audio! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

Doña Yayi

Please do a story of charon hades' ferryman. He is hades' ferryman of the dead. I have an idea for his story: For centuries charon has served hades as ferryman for the dead. He carries the spirits of those that have been given funeral rites to the underworld for judgement. The spirits who have not paid the ferryman is doomed to wander the river styx for 100 years before they are allowed to cross the river. One day charon picks up one spirit in particular. A young and beautiful spirit who has been given a proper funeral and has paid her fare to cross the river styx to the underworld and face judgement by hades. This spirit has bewitched the ferryman with her beauty and positive sense of humor and he enjoys her company while they together navigate through the waters. They get to have small conversations, they get to know eachother alittle better, they tell eachother stories and jokes and they even sing sea shanties together!!!! As time is getting shorter and charon is almost nearing the final destination he doesnt want to let her go but he cannot break his masters rules so he has to leave his beloved specter at her final stop. When he leaves her, his heart is broken, he wants to go back take her keep her forever but he cant go against hades' rules. He is heartbroken and in result of that he grows much older and weaker. One day hades calls for his ferryman and demands answers to why he looks so heart broken and weak as the days pass by and charon tells him that he is in love with a particular spirit and all he wants is to love and be loved. Without her he cannot continue to live Without her. As hades sees that his beloved ferryman is suffering pain of the heart he grants him permission to go to see his beloved ghost at the place where he left her whenever he goes off to collect more awaiting spirits. She will always acompany him and keep his heart happy. Hades gives charon eternal youth when he takes his beloved spirit and stakes his claim and she will never part from him again. They fall in love and become one for all eternity.

Lea_Moonlight301

Omg Mr. Robinson is such an amazing Dionysus! It makes me wonder who the others would be? Mr. Chambers as Poseidon? Mr. Emmerson as Ares? Mr. Gallo as Hades? My mind is running wild

MorinoKuma2

True story: the first day of my college the dorm I was assigned to matched each of us with a goddess name to help us find our room with a picture of the goddess pinned on the door, and mine was Ariadne. Since then I’ve always got a soft spot for her. And Mr Robinson as the God of wine and ecstasy?🥂🥂🥂This is such a bliss

Wright Wrider

YESSSSS PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!!

Cat.Q🐈‍⬛

我真的是来练习英语听力的,这篇貌似比较难,待我多听两遍🌝🌝🌝

Sophia

我也是!ʚ ˃ ᵕ ˂ ɞ

GingerBombsite

Mr Robinson needs to do Hades & Persephone next pleeeeeeaaaassssseee!! 🤣

Heather Christine Bauer

List of gods I would fuck: 1. Lucifer 2. Poseidon 3. Hades Fun fact: I did a photography series in 2017 titled “Deified” and one of the witches I worked with in that series chose Dionysius and we did the shoot in a wine bar. It was fanfreakingtastic. Well done Mr. Robinson and Peaking Pam!

Kalli

Annnnnnnd he Quoted Shakespeare….. Peaking Pam nicely Done!!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Analise

The amount of times I have listened to Daddy be a Greek god since this dropped is criminal… Peaking Pam, bless you, my darling, for gifting us with this script and Daddy, I mean Mr. Robinson for taking the material and turning it into something amazing.

anna198634

That audio was amazing!! The story was awesome so thank you Peaking Pam for it and Mr. Robinson as a Greek God was hot!! Thank you all for your hard work!❤️❤️❤️

LovesDarkness

Ugh there we go... Mr. Robinson driving in the fact that Greek gods are 1) Petty, and 2) horny! ..... Now .... How about switching up pantheons. I'm just itching to hear Robinson play Thor 🥵🥵🥵🥵

The Tale Tree✨

Lol! I’m so glad you enjoyed it so much! It was my absolute pleasure to write it.

LovesDarkness

I mean.... They're not brothers in ACTUAL Norse Mythology... So... Both? Have Chambers as Loki...

sheyla anderson

absolute pick me energy from dionysus 😭😭 i feel bad for theseus and for ariadne who was tricked into thinking her man abandoned her and marrying another guy

LovesDarkness

Why do you think I put it into the universe? For all of us to manifest 😘

cinnamonbaby

ok we need one about Hades and Persephone PLEASE

Salsabile Fn

I didn’t heal yet from mr Robinson as a mafia boss here we are as a Dionysus The script is piece of art work and mr Robinson as usually perfected it! Please have mercy on my little heart ❤️❤️

Annalise Dragonborne

😳😳😳😳😳WOW! This is . . . . . 💜💜💜💜💜💋

Blue

Alright now you have to do other deities; Hades, Poseidon, Lucifer, Loki. Some options

Luise

Love love love! I think this one’s my favourite yet tho it’s definitely hard to choose :’))

Kaz

I’d kill for a Hades story

KreepyBunnz

🫢did anyone else feel like they needed a smoke? Cause I don't smoke. But I damn sure needed one after this!🫣😳💋💋💋

Jo

Hell yes, please! 🔥❤️

blackberry shine

screaming crying throwing up, new favourite audio fr 😍😍😍 greek myth retellings are my actual favourite things 😫😫😫

Jo

Dear sweet Gods! 💥💦🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Gale.mancer

YES YES YES FROTHING AT THE FUCKING MOUTH

Louise

We need more gods!!!

nc

That was perfection.. story was amazing love the gods and Robinson wow he is god .. divine !!!

Lydia

as someone who studied the Greek Pantheon for fun....Dionysus and Hades surprisingly make the most sense as recognizing the concept of consent....however, the original mythos is just chok-a-blok wall to wall petty horrific "take whats mine cuz I'm a god then fight about it with the others"

Lydia

...also, you risk drawing the attention of any god you name, and with how jealous and Horny Zeus is, calling out to him that many times would risk getting your new bride stolen out from your chamber

TeeH

Yes!!

Becca

Wine, pleasure and a God who´s hot as fuck and not ashamed to beg every now and then. This was a delicious taste of Greek mythology. Lord Robinson did an excellent job as always. I need ambrosia now to regain my strength. Could we please have another lesson about gods? This time from Norse mythology? My favorite is Hades. Please and thank you.

roseforthethorns

I think every time I sit down to take better notes and react to this audio, my brain just explodes.

Tara

Been listening to a lot of Xana and between the song Goddess and this fic, I’d love a series of Dionysus and VA just casually taking down the pantheon…in whatever connotation seems appropriate

Avrica Neldon

I'd actually love to try Hades on myself. I think he was quite misunderstood. He actually loved Persephone dearly

Shelby

I'm absolutely melting 🫠

Briya

I like this one. I hope they continue this thread of the Greek God's. Mr.Gallo will always be my fav, but I enjoyed Mr.Robinson in this one.

courtney ✨

Can y’all book this writer again please and thank you?

Aether

Love the audio but the way i had to stop myself from giggling when i heard the twinkling sound. All i imagined was ✨*poof appears*✨

Kizø._.Beanz

🥹 convinced fuck the Hero marry the manipulative villain🥴

Ariadne

Ok.... i subscribed recently and I skipped a heartbeat when I found this...

Ariadne

And of course the writing is absolutely perfect and Mr. Robinson is a real gift 😌! Thank you so much, this is so precious!

lunalien

One of my favourites ugh everything about it was perfect 🥰

Lotusflower 🤍✨

In the name of all things erotic…this is some next-level sinful indulgence🔥 Mr. Robinson was born to play Dionysus as he already is the god of pleasure in my mind 💕 Peaking Pam, this script is beyond exquisite ✨ well done!

Meadow

This is SO good. What a masterpiece!! True dreamy escapism. Thank you 🙏

Mugichi

Yeah that’s it! The God of Pleasure 🔥💙

LS

The absolutely hilarious BAFFLED bewilderment of Dionysus being all "wtf is happening to me?? HOW are you doing this??" is what truly makes this audio a masterpiece. 100/10 will laugh my ass off to this again.

Desi

Absolutely perfect i am a puddle in more ways than one lol and it's not even over yet lol

Katnip

Holy shit 🥵

DivineCruzader 💜💫

I can't 😭😭 this audio is soooo amazing. My favourite part was when he was like "what are you doing to me. No mortal being has ever been able to do this to me" sorry but I cracked up by most of the audio 🤧 but seriously this is so good 🤗💞

MumiLumi

Copeous amounts of Cliff Wine CAN'T be good for the marine ecosystem.

Ezra

I had read Ariadne BTW.. readsing the summary gave literal flashbacks 🤣 Also my dear Mr Robinson.. once again, the way your voice carries stories, the way you speak enuncjates and conveys emotion is just glorious 😌🤭💕 BKS story tellers.. another amazing audio

Sanna Lähdetsalo

Always so amazing and strong Mr.Robinson ❤️‍🔥😍🥰🫠🤭

Ariadne

Hehe... I'm here again... I wonder why... 🤔😂😅 Oh Pam what have you done to me... 😭

SilverWolf

So great story, truly love it 😊Robinson did it amazing...

Rebecca

I think a sequel where she finds out how he manipulated things with the other guy at the start but by then she already loves his so he just needs a heck of a punishment by his wife😈

Dania

YESSSS❤️

Dania

Ahhhh yes Grapes, constellation, and a palace; perfect gifts for a princess . Sooo, yes Dionysus I will marry you. Also, Robinson you sir are setting us on 🔥 again.

Vee

HELP this is absolutely fantastic

Meadow

This is still one of the most fun, engaging, whimsical, dreamy plots! Simply stunning. Like the best kind of bedtime tale💕

Coco

I really like that we have a name/character in this one. It makes it easier for me to imagine in a way.

SleepyWitchLyca

Next god meeting Hades: Dionysus my boy... please start moaning your wifes name during your pleasure instead of mine or zeus.... Zeus: I don't mind *wink*

Pita Fae

That purring pleeease at 24:10 unlocked a whole new level of my recently re-discovered self-confidence. This is a reaction I now wish to elicit from my partner. 🫠

Star0203

This came out 2 years ago and this is my first time listening to it! FUCKING AMAZING!!! But I can't help but want an audio of Theseus and Ariadne's short lived love and their first time

Katie

I feel like we need a God that loses their powers and is trying to figure out the mortal world without their powers, with the help of a gorgeous woman of course, not realising it wasn't a curse to lose his powers, but an act to help him with his fate, maybe Apollo?? Or Thor maybe?? Maybe a little bit reminiscent of 'there's a knight in my kitchen', but perhaps a little less adorable chaotic