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blond freaks on a boat (again) (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-18 23:30:02
Imported:
2026-06
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A1 A2

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its my birthday!! blond freaks for my birthday!!

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L

CRYING

Bunny

Dying rn

ferretlover

happy birthday vati 😤🥰

Em

EXCUSE ME THEYRE TOUCHING?????? SO MUCH??????? How is it your birthday but we’re getting gifts!!!! Too kind!!

lizard

happy birthday rat god ♥️♥️♥️ blonde otters never die !!!!

Newt

HAND OVER LEG HAND OVER LEG HAND OVER LEG YOU HAVE GIVEN US A *CRUMB* AND I AM EATING

Em

Love their faces, also. A2 is serving, and a1 looks extremely suspicious of something

ILoveMyKnives

Someone is getting a sunburn! So rosy...

L

FUN 👏🏻 AND 👏🏻 FRIENDSHIP👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤝👏🏻🙌🏻👌🏻🤘🏼🤝🤌🏻🫰👍🏻🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫵

DeafeningCat

And you said this was his Eden era what is A2 doing on his antichrist's wife's yacht 😭😭

charlie

I JUST CHOKED

charlie

I JUST CLOCKED OUT

charlie

HOLY SHIT

L

IMMEDIATELY had a visceral vision of a2 biting a1s sunburnt shoulder I need to lie down

Gabe

Happy birthday!

vatican

COMMITTEE APPROVAL FOR VATIS BIRTHDAY

Em

LLLLLLLLLLLLL im gonna die you can’t

vatican

thank u!!! blond otters for lyfe!!!!

L

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND ALSO ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!!!

vatican

the tastiest most delectable crumb!!!

charlie

love how a1 has that proprietary arm around a2 meanwhile his wife is sitting on the other side of his boyfriend

vatican

someone whos not a2 is talking to him ahahahaha

vatican

sunkissed and beautiful

vatican

fun AAAAND friendship!!

Jess

Is this the outfit a1 picked out for a2? omg they are so close. the fact thats it 06 is like.....a1 bringing his boyfriend to his wife's boat. they are tipsy and touching. their sizes are...so different. we love you rat demon this is so nice. and happy birthday you are such a big boy!!

Em

Rancid! awful vibes! I love them!

Em

Cuddling with his boyfriend on his wife’s yacht. Actual literal devil I love him so much h

vatican

this one is not eden era ahahaha theyre boat boys for lyfe

charlie

also it’s your birthday but you give us a present?????

L

I DID NOTHING IT JUST HAPPENED TO ME I <3 BEING PLAGUED BY VISIONS 😵‍💫😵‍💫

DeafeningCat

Me when more than one boat exists 😮😮😮😮😥😥

Jess

i love the committee today its a birthday miracle!!

L

Vati what are they drinking here?? I’m curious

charlie

okay more than one gorgeous brown lady exists in the world but it would be SO FUCKING FUNNY

Jess

they could both be models until they start talking. well my mom thought it was gay porn. but you know.

L

This reminds me of like an Abercrombie ad campaign……blonde tan boat boys……

charlie

call me a2 the way i’m having religious delusions about them

Jess

hes right there....chomp chomp

vatican

eden is also just as pale as a2 dhfnvnnv

Em

Wdym it IS gay porn 😂

charlie

love the sparkle does he take it with a lime or is he a heathen

Em

CHARLIE I was gonna ask about lime. Truly embarrassing 😂

L

PERFECT

vatican

so many boats in this series. every time i get stressed out i get super into yacht specs. i have so many boat listings bookmarked

vatican

this is what i was going for 2006 prep realness

vatican

if u guys insist! i dont know anything about beer

Jess

did a1 meet eden and marry her in the same year? i wouldnt be surprised. and its so late into 2006.

vatican

a2’s face ref was a 90s gucci model so that checks out

charlie

love the way a1 (naked, slut) is pouring sweat but a2 (clothed, demure, pasty) is just vibing with his cute little tan lines and array of freckles

vatican

spiritually gay porn. the vhs kind

vatican

no lore on my birthday only fun and friendship!!!!!

Jess

so much thigh...inner thigh...outer thigh..calves...knees...so soft so pale🤤🤤🤤

gemini

damn, this is some excellent birthday cake 🧁

Em

The way a1 must be wearing the tiniest shorts 🥵

vatican

a2’s is acclimated to the desert heat ahahaha a1 is a delicate little flower

vatican

i was on discord w ciggie complaining the whole time about how many limbs there are…. so confusing for a little rat brain…

charlie

oh duh mr war on terror fluent in farsi probably likes the heat it’s the only time his bones don’t ache

Nestor

HIS ARM IS LIKE BETWEEN HIS LEGS ARE YOU KIDDING ME? (also happy b-day vati, we love you 🥳)

Jess

a1 looks so dry and chewy and a2 looks so plump and beautiful sorry everyone a2 supremacy in this one.

Em

The fun is friendshiping!

vatican

born to live in the desert cursed to be pale and freckly and prone to sunburns

vatican

dont take advantage of drunk vati please i cannot keep secrets i want to tell u guys everything

charlie

poor little irish meow meow

charlie

hehehehehehehe drunk ask evening here we come

Jess

oh dear

Em

lol just wandering down to the harbor to stare wistfully at the rich-people boats 😂

charlie

prosecco gate 3.0 🎉🎉🎉

Em

Okay but sir you have to know this reads like a dare

Jess

its beautiful!!!!

vatican

everybody on my street has a boat…. im so jealous… iiii want a boat…..

vatican

🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

charlie

my partners parents just bought a “starter boat” rich people blow my fucking mind i had to take money out of my savings to do laundry this week

vatican

his ancestral dna longs for the bogs

vatican

the light grip on his calves 🙈🙈🙈🙈 eheheheheheheh

vatican

also thank u 🩵🩵🩵🩵

Jess

a2 is such a water boy my little marine. you deserve a boat vati.

vatican

OKAY SMIRNOFF GATE 2024 BRING IT ONNNNN

Jess

im going to be thinking about his bottom half for weeks so i hope it was worth it. i will always appreciate the full a2. there is. so much.

o.Kayland

what an amazing treat, happy birthday!!!

Rav

The look on A2’s face!

royautical

This is an image where I can still see the tiny A2 in that grown body. Lovely as always thanks for the treat on YOUR birthday... So generous

Aphrodykie

I’m shaking give them brown contacts please

L

DIABOLICAL comment omg

royautical

Look at him and tell me that I'm wrong

charlie

sleep paralysis demon mikey reappears

L

Omg vati ily WHY did you bait us with this

L

I keep forgetting about the 90s model face ref omg

L

Guy (me) who had a VERY strong fashion mag addiction in the early 2000s: why does this guy look familiar………

L

You are SO correct it took my breath away to be honest with you haha 🫶🏼

charlie

this is actually so incredibly painful when contrasted with the aching care they take in look homeward to not touch each other—like the closest we get to this kind of contact is in the shower?? when a1 tries to repay a2 with his body??? actually devastating thanks for that vati

L

NOT THE SHOWER SCENE AHHHHHHGGGGG ☠️☠️☠️

Jess

*spritz spritz* why??? something happened after this and they didn’t speak to each other for 3 years and then it was awkward. But they look so close here!! And they will be close again.

Jess

I need to find this model

Em

Charlie (unsurprisingly) has a pretty good guess. Can’t remember his name, though 😂

Em

Y E A H this being pre-Eden and all the casual physical intimacy being wrenched out of their relationship 😭 it tried to come back with the donut hole (when they’re not thinking too hard) but the fuckin phone had to ring

charlie

you know a2 is getting all kinds of flustered by that arm hair rubbing up against his inner thighs 👀

Nestor

oh, abso-fucking-lutely

Eli

ahh happy birthday!!

charlie

i think i asked vati and he said no 😔 but he does look a lot like him

Caroline

Blonde freaks…g-getting cozy…happy bday!! 🫶

vatican

thank u!! birthday freaks for the birthday freak!!

vatican

fank yewww 💙💙💙💙

vatican

this is unfortunately how a1 always sees him

entomomancy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! wishing you the best that life has to offer!! 💗

Nico Bear

Bless the boat and the birthday boy!!!!

vatican

i want to tell u guys but he looks nothing like a2

vatican

like hes pretty but hes just some guy. he like. smiles and stuff. he has a soul

Em

👀👀👀

Rav

WAIT WHOSE ELBOW IS THAT??????

Em

Maybe this time they’ll get tangled enough together that they won’t have to pull apart 😢

vatican

no such luck! 💆🏼‍♂️

Sabrina

Oh my god he’s so possessive! Staring some more

vatican

thank u keith!! 💙💙💙

vatican

fank yew!! 💙💙💙

vatican

hes so normal about him

SailorSuu

These two are really two sides of the same bad penny (🥳Happy belated birthday, you unmitigated terror🎉)

charlie

i lowkey forgot about the other exes (embarrassing they all deserve better 😭) and now i’m thinking it’s minoo or daevy? my gut says daevy bc i feel like minoo would have tattoos also i think she’s from like ‘01/‘02 so daevy is my new guess

omargi

woooooo happy birthday vati!!!!! it is our birthday too 😔❤️

🌟Sloth🦥

I'm a day late but still, happy birthday! 🥳🥳

Timonger

Vati. How dare you. /pos (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!)

Blu Flame

Hey vat is the shop open? And is there a link? I want some Hannibal merch. Love ya

Blu Flame

Also happy Birthday

Cavainna McBurnett

The only thing that would make this more realistic would be if they’re pale behinds are burnt to a crisp in the 10 minutes

gemini

just lookin’ at this pic (again) (☆_☆)

vatican

i want them to [redacted redacted redacted]