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Em

He’s so high 😂😂😂

charlie

YOUR HONOR I LOVE HIM

Rav

Is he high as balls? Did they give him the good stuff? My neighbor got stabbed in the heart in a bar fight and he lived to bar fight another day!

vatican

he deserves to be naked and bruised up too, equal rights

Em

Also freshish temple scar??

Adriana Leal

I can imagine his feet dangling off the end of the hospital bed 🤭

Newt

I love him so much I need to always see him bloody and bruised <3<3<3<3 *I also just immediately thought of that 'I lived bitch' meme*

vatican

i love painkillers 🤧

charlie

had a patient with a gsw to the head and literally all i could think about was a2

vatican

i mean. a2 loves painkillers ahahahahahahahahhaah

vatican

ahahahahaahaha yes giant grippy socked feet sticking out from under the absurdly thin hospital blankets

vatican

love him neeeed him to get jumped by 6 dudes

vatican

this was originally gonna be for the gsw but the bandages covered his cute little terf bangs and we cant have that

gemini

The gasp I gusped.! love those big ol’ HANDS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Em

TERF BANGS I’m dead

Jess

OH NO IM IN LOVE WITH HIM AND THIS IS NEW INFORMATION TO ME

Jess

yes!!!!!! he can and he should!!!!

Nico Bear

Halo behind a1 is looking mighty bright from a2's perspective 💫

Jess

my patients are all kids or this would be me. i would give him so much blood. extra blood. top up the platelets. i want to take care of him😭

vatican

🤤🤤🤤🤤 i want them in my. garden. b— big like shovels yes

Nestor

OMG HE'S SO CUTE ARE YOU KIDDING ME VATI!?

Ciggie

Is there even anything left of the other guy? 😂

Jess

not me zoomin in on the hospital bracelet. does that say july? but then i got distracted by his arm pit hair and tummy bruise please look for me!

charlie

we even have the same blood type i don’t need mine! he can have it!!

vatican

its a closed casket situation

Ciggie

Not me trying to read the wristband, lololol Ok totally me 🤭

vatican

he kinda reminds me of my dog when we pick him up from the vet 😭

vatican

so dizzy and full of love

Em

NO DUDE SAME

Ciggie

He's so god damn KYUUUTE!!! (⁠ノ⁠≧ᴗ≦)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

charlie

not all of us doing the same thing 🥲

Jess

i need to see this so bad. maybe chapter 4. pretty pretty please.

vatican

i did write stuff so its there :3 just illegible

Ciggie

Good (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Jess

im o he can have mine too. a2 will be saved at all costs.

Nestor

"dizzy and full of love" I'm going to cry

Ciggie

It's like the closer I get, the more unclear it is! Something something poetic shit!!

Jess

his nose looks lumpy, maybe swollen? i am going to kill someone. he obviously needs my protection.

Ciggie

-grabby hands- blood babes assemble!!

charlie

once upon a time armpit hair did not inspire a visceral reaction in me fortunately now i am an enlightened harlot

vatican

youll see something in chapter 4 alright

Em

Oof, same

doctorgraves

I get the feeling that there's not much left to see of the other guy fffff

Jess

emily i think you started the armpit thing. pervert. but now when i see it im like nom nom nom nom.

Jess

i see july? and #2? and i want to imagine that he just got registered as angel #2 lol

Em

It’s not (wasn’t) even a thing for me! Blame Vati! 😂

Rav

You’re so right to love him

vatican

hes just a little guy. a kitten of a man 🥺

vatican

hey. ive never had a dirty thought in my life. i lead bible study and prayer club.

vatican

oh theres a ton to see of the other guy. hes everywhere.

Ciggie

Possibly 12/2? I dunno if birthdates are put on those wrist bands like that tho!

charlie

i have about a million plot bunnies surrounding a1 planning out a job using relatively clean methods (idk a gun like a normal hit man? maybe a2’s sniper rifle??) and then a2 goes in and just rips everyone apart with his bare hands

charlie

they are!! good thinking ciggie!

Ciggie

😂😂😂 peak comedy right here 👏

Sabrina

He’s the type to send a “I lived bitch” text to family.

vatican

my sweet boy did not graduate from his obedience training :(

charlie

the fact that you can make out anything is incredible i like……. maybe see july

Ciggie

🥳💃 I did a thing!! x3 Now if only I could be right! Lololol

vatican

also so many missions, a2 is locked on a rooftop some place bc hes so recognizable and indiscreet, so sometimes he just needs his enrichment time :(

Ciggie

Wait I looked it up! Do red wristbands mean someone has an allergy???

Em

Did I hallucinate that he’s allergic to penicillin?

vatican

mary is just like. u have got to stop hanging out w that guy.

Ciggie

You didn't!! Grapes (ha doggy boy) and penicillin! (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*✧ we're doin' it!!

Jess

heart disease

Ciggie

Ah man, those 👀 always make me nervous xD

charlie

ah yes bc a1 is the bad influence here

Em

Extreme Ghost CoD vibes

Em

@jess, that makes sense, with his sternum scar! Also I’m gonna trust you folks who work in the medical field, lol

Milo

I love how every one of these is like an I Spy picture, so much to see. Also his hands are just too damn big for the oxygen sensor and it's on his pinky 😍 As a PT this is my nightmare patient because if he falls he'll kill me with his giant body :)

charlie

red is defo allergies, yellow is fall risk, and purple is DNR lmfao i had to look it up i just scan them i don’t administer meds i just steal blood

vatican

the way i constantly have to look up the measurements of everyday objects to scale it to this fee fi fo fum of a man 😭😭😭 glad to see that my efforts to keep him looking ridiculously large arent in vain 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

vatican

also the last sentence made my husband and i burst out laughing dbddvhfbcncn

vatican

poor impressionable young boy gets dragged into mischief by a delinquent! the devil himself!!

Em

Is that what the nuns said?

Jess

a2 has never done anything wrong ever

vatican

everyone in their lives think of them as some variation of this

Aphrodykie

Your honour he’s a fuckwit but he’s my blorbo

Jess

every new picture of a2 becomes the best thing i have ever seen. ive been thinking about him so much.

royautical

Vati the way the notification of you posting and it says "You should see the other guy" hit me..... Pun intended 😳

royautical

I've never been more excited to click on something

royautical

How many times has baby boy broken those knuckles

vatican

posted a lil later than usual today… but he had to be seen….

vatican

i love him so much 😭 hes just some guy but hes so special to meeeee

vatican

once or twice or three times or

royautical

How well known is he around the ER

vatican

he only goes to the er for the big stuff

royautical

"Returning patient from two years ago with.... many more scars than previously noted 🔍🤨"

Eli

he looks so proud! I like how all the medical little things turned out, it looks very realistic

L

VATI!!!!!!!! He’s so pretty. Is he ticklish???? I need to find out

L

Also bless you for the little peek of the slutty cross hip tattoo

L

He’s so TRIANGULAR

L

Also is this a1s pov?

Caroline

Lollll love this man 🤭

Alec

his little allergy alert bracelet 🥺 do NOT give this man the cillins

Alec

also how does he even fit in that hospital bed when he’s a million feet tall

vatican

thank you! i tried 😭

vatican

yes this is a1’s pov dbdbvnnf

vatican

a1: hey man hows it going?

vatican

a2, barely verbal on his best day: 🤘🙂

vatican

his feet are for sure dangling 😭

vatican

hes gonna live forever!!!

Pensulliwen

The “I lived bitch” energy is off the charts

Em

Was speculating with Charlie about what lie they give to the hospital 😂 like this massive intimidating man got mugged? Sure, fine, whatever

Alec

I DID THAT TOO

royautical

Vati I wanted to tell you that when I showed this to my husband he said "I love how he always has those DSLs"