GOTY Category 5: Game You Most Want To Buy For Friends As A Joke (Patreon)

I think there's room in an awards "presentation" for a negative award or two, but these days simple things like "Worst Game" are dated. It's difficult to find a balance between poking fun at questionable games without just being out-and-out mean about it... plus the odds are that none of us actually played the "worst game" to come out this year because it's probably some 65-cent hentai thing on Steam.

But, then, maybe this award isn't actually negative, right? The idea of buying a game for a friend as a joke might initially sound negative, but maybe you're buying them a great game that you know they don't have time to enjoy. Like "hey, I know you're working two jobs and playing three live games already, but here's a copy of Dwarf Fortress!" Something to that effect.

So what I want to know is: good or bad, what's the game you think would be hilarious to buy for a friend?

(Also, try to include the game name at the top of your response, it makes it way easier for us to tabulate it on this end. I... probably should have said this from the start. Oops!)