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did it end up as a true role reversal? nope. was it still an AU that was fun as hell to make? yep. hope you enjoy regardless.

also, wildly unrelated, but you can't tell me that "Fearless" by Jackson Dean isn't a Darlin' song. Also, if you changed up the instrumentation just a little bit and had Patrick Stump sing it, it could be a Fall Out Boy song off one of the later albums. i digress. apologies again for the lateness of this upload.

the youtube version, if you prefer:

 https://youtu.be/RfCbF-1CaFw

and the file and transcript have been added to the Redacted Records Index:

https://redacted-audio.com/index

password:

Apr1lRedact

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Evelyn Henriquez

MILO!!! 😂😂😂 I’ve been WAITING for this one.

Idoken27

Yaaay cant wait to listen to it 🥰

TaraD

Excited for this one!

Scarlett

I cannot believe you both made me listen to and like a country song, in this the good year of our lord 2024

Litlkim

No matter what universe, Milo is Milo 💖 you can’t mess with perfection

♡Rosebella♡

...Eric, you are now legally required to create a playlist for each character, sorry I don't make the rules

M.B.

Amazing beautiful, spectacular (Note the audio tab on the index links back to the transcript)

CyboricBunny

oh i like this version of milo a lot-

TaraD

Ok, this was absolutely adorable! I love Milo any way I can get him! Of course, all of these non-cannon retellings have been amazing! Thank you, Erik! ❤️

NathanDean

Bro was like “wtf?!”

MeridianSkye

Another good one. I do agree with your thoughts on the song! 😁❤️

The court jester

Im so confused why i fainted suddenly bc that was too real lmao (i have a fainting disorder)

kousenjuu

oh NO i love him AGAIN fml

Rinzler

I was waiting for the sweetheart name drop but I didn't except Sweetheart to literally drop first😂 it's sweet that even in this AU Milo immediately launched into panic attack recovery mode. He can be extra sassy and even a little scary but he's still Milo❤️ And I love all of the Vincent parallels!

Jessie

if i speak i fear i will be COMMITTED. oh my god i loved this so very much 😫💕

Jessie

AND THE SONG. oh my god. i don’t even have the words, this is immediately going on my darlin playlist

kousenjuu

also damn you erik, i was already riding high off the 2ourdust closer, but now I need a fob cover of that silly lil song 😩

Cynthia

Milo using the word b*tch did something to me and I dont like it LOL; the sassafrass has amplified tenfold

Ace stuck in space

milo having a deadbeat dad in every universe kills me 😭

Jesper

No because Milo really /wouldn’t/ trance ppl — bless you, Erik, for making it canon Also “People Beg Me, to feed on them” ????? \(@~@\ ) Milo’s always worth the wait 10/10

Dewi Sri

You know Milo, just because you're a bad guy. Doesn't mean you're a bad guy. The midway tonal shift had me laughing. This Fooliverse is funny af.

theSpooder

LOL someone fainted and Milo panicked!!! He was so full of himself and then was so done with that shit so fast. I’m dead~ 🤣🤣

Just call me AJ

All the callbacks to Vincents very first audio were 10/10. I'm now convinced that, upon turning, every vampire is given a booklet with the 100 most reliable come-ons. He is trying so hard to be a Porter while really a, deep down, being a Sam. Also, the department sucks in every universe. They'd throw their people into an active volcano at this point.

Empress Arcana

The song is beautiful and had no right to get me as emotional as it did at this hour of the night. I definitely see it as a Darlin’ song, too. I would also humbly ask the universe, the ether, the music gods of yore, for Fall Out Boy to cover the song. I can feel it for sure, feel the vibe. Also, I have many things to say to one very spoiled prince, once I get sleep in my system. Each of these AU audios have been so fun, creative, and something different that I didn’t even know I needed. I’ve truly been enjoying the unveiling of each character, being shown the same but in a bit of different lighting. It is endearing and again, really fun to dive into all sorts of possibilities through the exploration of an AU. Indeed, spoiled prince, I’ll make sure to take diligent notes and be a very good investigator for the duration. Thank you, Erik, for all your hard work. I could really feel how much fun it was to write and record this. Thank you for creating and for being you.

Shay

Im confuuuuused………. Mostly because I haven’t listened in a while. But since when is Milo a vampire ?????

highkeymika

this is an april fools AU!! so it's a non canon thing like the other two april fools videos so far :)

Anni

I love this. Now I need more. I am even more in love with Milo now 🫢

Tsukki

I love it here 😭

Schmerbs

TALBOT PACK!! Ahem.. The first Sweetheart after all those different nicknames had me grinning, ngl.

Rowan Gould

I'm too invested in these AUs 😭

Allegory of Wolves

I didn't know this would turn into one of my absolute top 5 favorite videos ever. 💖 The "Boo!" already had me laughing right from the start (and with that accent!), and then I had to grin and laugh through all the many more callbacks to Vincent *and* all the callbacks to our normal Milo. 😄 This must have been such fun to write and record, Erik!! These FooliVerse videos so far have been a blast! I'll surely keep coming back to this one specifically a lot!👍 Vincent is my all-time favorite character, and Milo has always been next in my little list of top 3 characters. THIS version sort of combines them both into something too-hot-to-touch new! Aaah, I wish April could last forever, and we'd get more videos from this AU, because it's damn cool! Maybe you can come back to it next year at least? 😉 There were moments, where I thought *this* Milo is actually kinda scary (even more so than Vincent truly was in his second audio), but then he is also still "our" Milo, all cocky and caring, and just as flirty. And the Department is shit as ever. And Porter's in town. And Quinn is dead (I LOVED the description of his demise, lol 💪🦵💀). Oooh, I'd love to know, where Vincent is in this AU... Since WonderWorld is still abandoned, the accident must have happened. Maybe the poor boy is just dead then? 😭At least, Milo makes a great Vampire Prince as well! 😍

BlackViolet

...oh my giddy aunt.... All of that. Sir, that was phenomenal

rachel ♡

this version of milo definitely listens to the bald and the beautiful RELIGIOUSLY

Echo

Why do you keep doing this, Erik? I need more of THIS universe too! You can't just hit me with that Milo and not let me have more, this was barely even a taste. Don't tease like this. It's not fair. I love him.

Rebecca🎧

First of all I hollered I fucking love fall out boy since I was 13 I’m 32. The Patrick reference sent me into the sun. THE “bitch” made me feel some type of way. It was all just so fucking good. Nowwww I’m thinking about canon Milo and I really want to be gnawed on like a rawhide for that man. 🤐🤐 I can’t remember if in other audios has he ever really been into the bite me and mark me up kind of stuff? Where he marks up sweetheart?? I’m in shamblessss

EmSterling93

I love that in every universe (just like Gav and FL), these two find each other ❤️ Precious.

Andromeda

Nah I was not expecting to laugh that hard at this comment, thank you for your contribution lol

Jun

Was waiting for Milo to say “Oo there ain’t no other way” when finding out sweetheart works for the department

Tori

BRUHUHUHUH GIMME HIM

Andromeda

Can we just talk about how in every AU Quinn is a huge pain in the ass to the pack? Like come on

Cara Alder

I just listened to the song you mentioned and it's a 100% a Darlin song!

Jesper

OOHHHkay, on my __ replay, I’ve realized we actually (quite desperately, I’ll add — in case that carries any sway with you, Erik) Need a one-off BA of Sweetheart begging Prince Milo to feed on them. Almost as bad as we need the 7-11 Lasko/ Gavin flashback.

Krista Wallace

no matter his form, Milo always growls

Luktan

“Little stealth” - Is he tall?

T H

took me so long to realize why tf he was talking about vampires

Sarina Kyhn

You should totally make a part two of this please 🙏

miloren

I haven't written fan fiction since I was a teenager but this version of Milo might get me back

SilenceIsGolden

I love the random notes and “Fearless” is both a banger and absolutely perfect for Darling and Sam’s love story!

aslan

since it’s the april fools AU does that mean milo is like 7 feet tall now

rachel ♡

just realized there was no friday drop - hope everything is ok!!!

Kite

am i the only one thats weirded out by the vast majority of comments i see about Milo are making fun of his height? despite it being expressed by the character in the past that it was a source of frustration iirc? :/

Irien_Drohan

Is it weird that I might like Milo as vamp more than a shifter?

Rae

Not only does this audio have me coming back to it many a times and kicking and swinging my feet— the monthly card I got for this man has me AGVDDFYJL-

ekho

Front liner of the Sassy Man Apocalypse

ekho

“I’m about to ruin your fucking life” please do.