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Sam Hot Boi Summer Early Access (Audio) (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-22 23:00:20
Imported:
2026-06

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Juli

Omg! Sorry I’m so late!!!

Ollie

The love of my life. Will never change 🥰🥰🥰

grillbro

MY MAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU ERIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunar

SAM MY BELOVEDDDDD 💕💕💕

Allegory of Wolves

This answers my question whether they indeed moved out of the house or not. I wonder, if Vincent and Lovely are doing the same with theirs... However, I hope, hope, hope so bad, that Sam and Darlin' brought "The Stick" along with them. lol Ever since Sam showed Darlin' how to heal that little sapling in front of the porch, and how cute he talked about that tiny tree, I've kinda got the image of Baby Groot stuck in my head. They can't have left him behind! I need to head-canon, that they dug him out, put him into a nice pot (for now), and will continue to take care for him and eventually maybe plant him in the backyard of their new place. If Sam has gotten somewhat attached to the old house, then that tree from there could be like a reminder of the good/better times. Plus, it's the first thing on which Darlin' discovered that they can use healing magic, too. So, it has additional sentimental value. Anyway, this was a cute audio! ♥ The things Sam complains about in the beginning, and then being all romantic about what "home" means. :-) I envy them for moving. I was always excited when I could move into a new place, and I've been stuck in my current one for way too long. There's adventure sleeping, and adventure cooking (like, on a camping stove on the floor, eating straight out of the pot), and the fun of painting the walls new colors, and then all the new decorating, and exploring a new neighborhood... At least, when I go to sleep in my own bed now (it's 2am over here), I can imagine and dream about the... joyride... our hot cowboy is probably about to have in his new living-room where this audio ends. ;-) But before that, I'll enjoy listening to this once more. :-)

Siren

Sam being a fan of garlic bread is so on brand of a southerner (as a southerner that's obsessed with garlic bread)

Siren

ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW MENTION!? then again,,, he'd be of the age,,, and I watch that pretty much every night on MeTV,,,

The court jester

What kind of coincidence That the person in-canon i relate to the most (darlin) just happens to be canonically moving at the exact same time as me!? Thats wild lol I hope its not as stressful for them as it is for me ;p

theSpooder

Lollllllll Sam REALLY Showing his age for knowing the Andy Griffith show XD but OHMIGAWD SAM STARTING HIS OWN HEALING BUSINESS?! (Or becoming an RN?) I love a man who works!

Phobia

I've always had an itch to pack up and leave. No matter where I live. My Mama says it's the nomad in us. But I know that any forest is home.

rachel ♡

sam collins, the vampire with canonical back pain