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Your Vampire Pampers You After a Bite (Patreon)

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2026-09-11 23:00:07
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2026-09-12 22:48:46
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the link to the trimmed youtube version, if you'd like it:

https://youtu.be/yDqoNG9rE5w

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Sheriff Rosie

Vampires back to back…hmmm suspicious,..🤨

Jacqueline

vampires r so in this fall‼️

Rosa

Please tell me this vampire arc ends with Quinn's head being away from the rest of his body.

Rosa

We are the Capri Sun.

nyxs4tune .

all 3 vampires are back..? now all I need to hear is that Quinn is ash to finish the quartet

EntangledSawyer

3 of the vampire bois BACK TO BACK??? This is far too MUCH wholesomeness 🥰 (that I will gladly take in full) I think the universe knew I needed a freaking break from work because it’s one of the highest points of working hours with my job rn, doing 10+ hrs staring at a screen and this is a beautifully relaxing way to end my week

Alexa

THE GASP I JUST LET OUT OH MY DAYSSSS PORTERRR

Zenith

SSSSLLLLUUUUUUUURRRPPP

TheonlyAngel

Does anyone else kinda see a similarity between Porter/Treasure and Darlin/Sam???? Is it just me or what?

Sowul

OH MY GOD NEW PORTER AUDIO! I am being SPOILED by my patreons

LS

Lmao havent even pressed play yet and im vibrating—Mama i have PRAYED for days like THESE mama yes!!! 😩😩😩

Mozzarella

Porter? More like poverty.

Spuddles

Erik…mate ur making me nervous

ChaosDoodle

Porter and Treasure be the most wholesome Redacted relationship I hope they end up running off with each other or something 🥹

dreamagain

This is so sweet, I love it <3

Eleneri

If you mean that both Treasure and Darlin have the self-preservation instincts of a toddler, I did notice that.

TheonlyAngel

i was thinking that they kinda act the same, like with the energy drinks and not wanting to be pampered…but that’s good too i guess

hazel

godd this is so perfect 🥹❣️ immaculate vibes!! my greedy mind is wondering how the pampering would play out if he accidentally took too much 👉👈

Alyce

I'm not saying the fact that we got every vampires back to back and that, last Porter Audio, we had a premise of something bad happening so that means we are getting a Quinn arc where everything goes bad just like I've been theorizing NONONO I'm just saying Imma wait a couple of weeks before putting my tinfoil hat down....

Rosa

We're not far from October. Don't know what next week is, but I'm definitely licking my lips if two weeks from now we get Ollie.

Sapphire mermaid

Love a pampering audio especially when listener desperately needs it.

Lee

YESSSSS MORE VAMPIRESSSS RAHHHHH

Eleneri

You're definitely right about the caffeine and care issues. Hopefully, Porter has an easier time getting his Treasure to take care than Sam has with his mate.

Miss_Nicky31

I love this one so much! Getting bitten and pampered. Very wholesome🥰

Audrey

I freaking love this 🖤🖤🖤

Diana-Michelle Valverde

Which means will there ever be another age-restricted audio of Vincent/Lovely since there’s gonna be more vampires here?!

KKsharkKK

Ahhhhh it's Porter🥰🥰 Love him sm!!

Shae D'Amora

Porter, my love 💜💜💜 A funny thing happens sometimes where a subject that’s a major theme for me during the week comes up in the Friday audio. This week had a lot of talk around giving myself permission to dream about the things I crave most in life because I usually stop myself from even doing that much. It’s a beautiful thought for Porter to allow himself to dream of loving and being loved, even in a life that’s given him every reason not to. And I know I’m a fuckin sap, but the fact that he’d memorized all their favorite little snacks and had them ready to go made me cry. lmao It’s been sweet and inspiring seeing him gradually decide to lower his walls over these last couple years and let some love in (and out).

Rosa

I love the coincidence that this came out right before I donated a blood product.

Rosa

I donated a blood product (plasma) today.

Treasure 🌲

DAMN😭 WHAT DID PORTER DO TO YOU?? ( poor-ter lol)

ItMeJadynB

Unrelated. Guys. Am I hallucinating or is there a missing David bonus audio? The one where they’re in the woods. I can’t find it.

JJ Edits

*I walk behind everyone else, moving slowly**I sigh, looking around at my fellow ThunderClan cats*

Neon_Andy

Nothing like Porter going soft hearted for treasure ☺️

Quill

it's on the index now, at the very very bottom!

ItMeJadynB

I fear I may have just become tech illiterate. Is there a way you can link it to me or guide me? I checked both collections on the Page. I don’t see it

wolfvonbiele93

Don’t mind me, just getting emotional over Porter feeling safe enough to be soft with someone for once 😭