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Porter Early Access (Audio) (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-11 23:00:08
Imported:
2026-09

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hope you enjoy!

the youtube version, if you prefer (trimmed for policy):

https://youtu.be/yDqoNG9rE5w

and the file and transcript have been added to the Redacted Records Index:

https://redacted-audio.com/index

password:

2026BER

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sweetapple

There’s too many happy audios now lmao, I know for a FACT a depressing lore drop is about to happen

rachel ♡

the way i squeaked like an overenthusiastic mouse when i saw the notification. pookie is home!!!!

Komi Killswitch

I haven’t been able to enjoy any audios as much as I usually do because I’M JUST WAITING FOR LINCOLN 😫 The wait is driving me INSANE!!! Every Friday I text my friends saying ‘new audio today’, god, I can’t wait! I’ve never been so eager for one specific character… That being said, all these audios are still gold. I’m on my knees begging for Lincoln, though…

ssssour

all three of the vamps in a row..? what are you trying to say here..

rachel ♡

this is definitely going into the same "favorite audios of all time" folder that the gavin sleeping audio lives in. oh my GOOOOOSH i love porter so darn much. and the knack you have for dropping audios like this right when i'm about to start causing a ruckus in the state government because work is stressing me out is unmatched. ty!!!! 💗💗💗

Ponyboy

Omg we at Porter's place this time??? 👀 sickkk

CuriosityPJ

Woohoo! With such wholesome Vincent and Sam audios, I was fervently hoping the next would be Porter and I’m thrilled to hear the completed trio. I love his playful teasing and the romantic sentiments. He’s become such a sweetheart. While he has referred to Treasure in the third person as “ones you love” and “someone you care about”, I’m still waiting for an in-universe, non-Fooliverse “I love you” from him. 😆 And I agree with sweetapple that all of these sweet audios make me nervous for what’s coming next (probably for Blake). 👀

Allegory of Wolves

You've been feeding us the three vamp bois in a row (the Gavin BA obviously not counted), and they're all having incredibly sweet, carefree and domestic-ish moments. Which I absolutely love, both for them as well as myself as an audience member. 💗 These recent ones can all go into my list of comfort audios, which I keep playing over and over again. 😊😊😊 Buuuuut... What's going on? 🧐 This feels suspiciously like the quiet before the storm. And not the kind of storm Vincent would like. 🤔 Maybe I'm just paranoid. 😅 Anyway, I'm here for whatever comes next, be it more wholesome fluff or thrilling drama. Oh, man, but hearing Porter talk about how he daydreams about essentially having a normal, quiet life, where he can spend his time just pampering the person he loves... It shows once again, that not even very deep down (more like just under the surface), he really wants out of his job. At least, I interpret it that way. Makes my heart ache for him a bit. The other vampire boys and their partners are creating the lives they truly want for themselves, while Porter is still tied up by obligations and duty to his king, and maybe some fear to ask for his own way out... He can be so sweet with Treasure. I hope, he gets to live like this all the time one day, too. Or at least most of the time, because a little bit of drama is also fun for us on the other side of the screen. 😜😇 I'll surely come back to this audio/video several times in the next weeks, because my whole month is unusually busy, and will be so even more the next two weeks. Mostly good busy, fortunately, but still more than I'm used to. Aaaand now I have only five hours of sleep left, before I have to get up again, but I couldn't resist waiting for this. Doesn't matter, it's worth it. Plus, relaxing to this audio counts, too. Makes up for a shorter night. 😅

Gen

I don't know if it's just a little extra work or if it sucks rocks sideways through straws but thank you for making a Youtube version AND a Patreon version that aligns a little more with how you see it. And it makes even the tame videos on the patreon a little extra special.

honey.bee

teasing the ones you What, sirrrr? 🧐👂