Sam & Asher Early Access (Patreon)

the script came easy, so it's actually here on time! hope you enjoy

sidenote - i love a shitpost as much as the next guy, but part of what makes a shitpost great is not knowing when it's coming. and the only thing i like less than April Fool's Day is feeling like i have to make an April Fool's Day audio just for the sake of it. so please enjoy this earnest audio in the meantime. you're free from the return of Nick the Neko.

for now.

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the youtube version, if you prefer:

https://youtu.be/QGo-2aOu6M8

and the file and transcript have been added to the Redacted Records Index:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tFVVgivYPD-X405zWS6EHQT9O5hPUpUkYc6VdfKMKzc/edit?usp=sharing