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For Whom the Belle Tolls - Chapter 35. Beef (Patreon)

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Bel and Asmodeus are both on the spectrum of terrible patients. Sariah has resorted to holding a hostage. Sharkie is pure and sweet. Bel and Lily are horny idiots. 

Lo, what the Migraine Brain hath wrought.

As always, I so appreciate your feedback, I'm always looking for things I'm doing right and ways to improve. I also just really enjoy reading all your comments, you guys are hilarious and amazing. 

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Comments

Mark

Eeeeeeee! A new chapter. Can't wait to snuggle up and read this (after "TWD - Darryl Dixon").

Campertrash

Thought that first sentence was going to end on the word "spectrum" 😂

Celine Gorman

BEEEEFFFF!!! As the aunt of two littles who are trying to learn to say Beans (family nickname) I busted out laughing and just heard my nieces voices and it brought the story even more to life for me. As always, your writing is impeccable and a beautiful escape from reality for a few pages

Devilcat

I decided to read this while I ate dinner. I read it, but I forgot to eat while I was reading it. I love this. The small ways that Greg is relaxing a bit. I love Sharkie calling Bel Dad and Luci Papa. I love Greg and Max. I love that Lily went to visit Carl. I love it. I didn’t see mistakes, but I usually don’t see anything until my fourth read through. Yes. I read all the chapters a lot. This book and Hells Belles have been so amazingly helpful to me. I can’t thank you enough. Although I keep mentioning quotes from it to my therapist and psychiatrist. My psychiatrist wanted me to send him the link. I’m not sure I want to…. I’m Ace but he would have questions about some elements of the book that I don’t want to explain.

Peyton Stanley

The cutest shit ever 😍 I fall in love with their relationship a little more each chapter

C Williams

I needed the full belly laugh that just occurred reading the exchange between Lily/Bel and Azzy/ Sariah. In appreciation for the introduction of dad/papa...let the dad jokes begin. What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent followed by Nickelback. Thank you I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff. You're welcome Jaysea. I know how much you love Nickelback.

JustSurvibing

Funny touching and very horny. Loved it as usual. Keep up the great work Jaysea.

JustSurvibing

Word Edit: On bottom of page 18. Turned on her heel* not hell.

Zoe Hoychick

Oh my goodness 😍 lovveeeeee

HillArias

This chapter was an amazing mash of emotions!! Wonderful story telling.

Daniel Mann

“You’re mean.” “You love it.” “I do”. LOVED IT!!!

Abigail Seaney

Another amazing addition. Like I've said before the only time I like reading is when I have to force myself to put it down and I get so upset when I get to the end of each chapter cause I don't want it to end. But I also appreciate that I have something to look forward to each Sunday.

Caitlin P

Another awesome chapter, thank you Jaysea! I will now and forevermore think of Bel as BEEF! 😂

Maida

The laughter in this chapter made me join in every time! Between Greg being amused in the corner and Bel and Lily laughing at Az, I had a great time. Thanks! 😊

Aj Holder

Amazing Chapter! Loved Anyaet saying beef and sharkie telling them she wants to call them dad was absolutely amazing! I can’t wait for the physical activity to begin again!

Jenna B

I love this chapter! A good mix of emotions and now I will forever think of Bel as Beef hahaha

KK

It was amazing as always. The way you can feel the frustration but also the concern was magic. As always you are amazing and very talented.

La Tricia Ransom aka OlivenBoo

A very enjoyable chapter (as if they all aren’t)! The phone convo with Sariah and Asmodeus is comedy gold!🤣 That last scene had me wondering tho: is it weird getting your freak on in a half-sentient house?🤔 J, so you want typos pointed out? Or do you go back and catch them later?

Kali Chamberlain

Instant waterworks with the dad and Papa! And I love how the sparks are going with Lily and bel! And azzy and Sariah! I just love it all!

Jenny Shaw

In nearly the last paragraph, you wrote she spun on her hell instead of heel. And when Lucifer first enters, you write that he declines his head when the correct term is he inclines his head (even though it seems counterintuitive.) I loved the chapter - the laughter, the touching moments with Sharkie, and especially Beef!! That was hilarious!

Peter Psareas

Loved this as usual. Makes my weekend every time. Seeing all the relationships evolve is great. I’m sure Kat is even more in love with Greg. He and Penny should get a cat to go with their dog. Thanks again. Hope you really feel better

Nix Talaperzys

Omg Sariah and Azzy had me cracking up! Great chapter as always.

Samantha Johnson

"I absolutely think the fuck not" best sentence. I was right absolutely worth waiting for

Amber Thibodeau

Papa Luci. Papa was a rolling stone is now playing in my head.

Hesper Wells

I absolutely love this whole lil family that's being built and sariah and azzy had me belly laughing along too. Fantastic chapter as always but damn girl the suspense for when Bel is cleared is killing me!

Laura Donnelly

OMFG I laughed my way through this chapter, made my husband listen to it... This was fucking comedy gold.

Syd San99

This chapter was so beautiful

Kristiane Laucht

Alternate chapter names How to edge a Demon Prince 101 How I named my fathers. A Sharkie Tale. Frustration, Anticipation, Temptation Combat, Convalescence, and Cockblocks, the Story of a returned Warrior.

Judy Sullivan

“had her feeling like a woman in a shitty romance novel written by a man who thought breasts were their own characters.” OMG I LOST IT 🤣🤣 This is an amazing chapter! Fro “Beef” to “Among Us” to the part with Sariah…migraines suck, but this chapter is great!!!

Van Brewer

So much to say. Another great chapter, especially in context of the very intense preceding ones. In contrast to those, this one did a great job of conveying the atmosphere of the joys of convalescence – the relief, the lazy moments, and the intermittent (and growing) boredom. The scene with Sariah and Asmodeus was hilarious - btw @goblingrimm did a great job with her pic! You have quite the ensemble cast now, what were secondary characters are full into character development, and spawning story arcs of their own. Couple of stray voltage questions. Does Bell know about Lily’s role as Defender of the Pearly Gates yet? Going further back, before Samael left, he gave Bel an envelope. Has Bel ever read the contents of that envelope? BTW we all understand something of the depth of your plotting now so if those questions don’t need to be answered, then I withdraw them!

Embeth Arreyn

This chapter cracked me up and almost made me cry - so pretty par for the course when it comes to your work ;) I loved it, as always! Love Sharkie handing out titles <3 Cackled at the phone call, Beef, and the "medically cleared" conversation :D But what I loved most was Lily and Bel getting to have soft cuddle time together <3 That was wonderful... .... .... now if you'll excuse me, this chapter is about to make my husband very happy. I'm off to climb him like a godsdamned tree.

Tisha Bell

You know it's an amazing story when the only complaint I have is having to be patient and wait for the new chapters! Keep up the fantastic work and hope you are feeling better!!!

Chef Jeff

the greatest present to find is the Patreon symbol on the phone. Finishing up my 26-hour shift. Just got done reading it, I'm heading off to take a nap at 1:44 pm Monday yeah. The story, your writing Best Chicken Soup for my American Soul 8300 miles from home.

Pears

Love it. Thank you! I also really love Sharkie’s cemented faith of her place in her second chance at growing up.

Pears

Also, how was HS reunion?

Melissa

feeling like a woman in a shitty romance novel written by a man who thought breasts were their own characters. There are not words to tell you how much I love this line! I hope you are feeling better and it was worth the wait Thank you

Tatianna

This chapter made me cackle so loud my neighbors yelled at me. Worth it. Just want to let you know, my kiddo made me aware that you are one of their favorite TikTok creators, and they really resonate with Sharkie. They don’t know the full Sharkie back story. The fact they they are a non binary individual and my own kiddo is figuring out who they are helps my kiddo feel validated. The mutual special interest in sharks helps too. They aspire to emulate as much badassery and confidence as Sharkie does. Within the parameters set by the American legal system, of course. That fact alone puts you on the very short and meticulously curated list of people I’d be willing to fight God for. I’m not trying to be weird, good role models are hard to come by in a red state and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Also, no, they have not read any of this story.

Thomas Forrest

Absolutely loved it as always! Favorite parts were definitely Beef, Dad/Papa, Azzy and Sariah’s call, and of course the horny flirting between Bel and Lily! I can’t wait to see the Greg and Penny love story, from both their perspective as well as through the eyes of Lily and Bel! Keep up the amazing work Jaysea!!

RubyRedDemise

I loved it. Loved it. Best part of the week

Christina Marshall

Absolutely loved this chapter. I love learning when Sharkie started calling Bel “Dad” and Luci “Papa”.

lightningfury

Bel's gonna get declared healthy then then storm the Hellp Desk.

G

Of course Bel would be worried about losing the tattoo and not the tip of his ear lol The Papa/Dad moment!!! Ha, Greg is held hostage by a cat again lol Despite the circumstances of the situation, Greg is very much enjoying himself as Bel fails to get Anya to say Bel and get off bed rest. OMG! That whole conversation with Asmodeus had me cackling

Gigles101

I absolutely loved it and love everything you do !!!! Thank you for everything you have done so far and what’s to come because without you and your TikTok hells belles I wouldn’t be slowly coming out of the this depressive state I’ve been in for the past 5 years!

Tzwaenia.fox

I think that's a pretty good way to start my Monday morning. I love Greg being around more, Greg and Max - love that so much. Was waiting for the 'Dad' and 'Papa' moment and it was so sweet ♡

Lena Hanouna

Absolute PERFECTION. I’m gonna be honest I can’t wait for the sex. I just know it’s going to be emotionally SO intense ! Great job. Love it !

Annika Corbijn

😂 boys are the worst patients. I’m amazed Asmodeus hasn’t resorted to demanding peeked grapes and foot massages to aid his healing - he feels like the type!

Tyler Davie

I need desperately to know how Lilith reacted to hearing Sharkie call Bel "Dad" for the first time. Also, this is maybe the funniest thing we've read in years.

Veronica Gordon

Another great chapter….. low key hanging out for the spicy scene coming up. Only critic I can think of is when Luci first goes to leave, I think the word is inclined not declined his head to Lily, could be wrong though. Am loving this story

Kayla

Such a good mix of funny, heartwarming, horny and more … that this excellent chapter was written with migraine brain beggars belief

Charlie T

Damn I feel like I’m being teased here too! 😩

Judy Sullivan

My daughter is reading the chapters on AO3 as they come out. She’s just informed me she’s on chapter 31. I’m giggling my butt off knowing the conversation she gets with the next chapter. It’s SO HARD not to do spoilers!!!!

Luna Rae

Oh man your brain is a beautiful place to live when your working on these ideas. Thank you so much for another amazing chapter. Hopefully you're feeling better.

Kat Brown aka MamaKat

Yes queen!!! Perfect in every way. Reminded me of a pin an ex had made for me at Chattacon. Do not meddle in the affairs of Kats, for they will tie you to the bed and do absolutely nothing.

Levi

The conversation with Azzy and Sariah had me wheezing! I love this story so much

Chandra

I haven’t laughed out loud like this in a long time. This was such a beautifully hilarious chapter. I caught a typo at the end where you wrote ‘she pun on her hell’ I’m assuming you meant heel. Other than that another great chapter.

Natasha Ennis

I had a duh moment that made me laugh. I got excited because I was omg new chapter, but then I realized that this was the same chapter I read last night and forgot.

Juliana

absolutely the perfect chapter to get the day i tested positive for covid 😭🫶🏼

Regina Winter

Found maybe my favourite typo ever: "She spun on her hell and walked over,[...]" It kinda is her hell, isn't it?

Sarah Darrow

Finally got a chance to sit down and read this! I'm glad I waited. I'm down after a panic attack and that Sariah and Azzy scene was just what I needed! So thank you

L T

I love this story so much I can not wait for more chapters xx

Yemima

Love the chapter, got right now the devil in me by Anthony Mossburg stuck in my head thinking about their beginning 😅

Jan

I feel Beef’s pain. My grandson called me Bah until he was almost four. I still don’t know how he got Bah from any of the grandmother names.he suddenly switched one day halfway through the word, so Anyaet probably won’t call Bel “Beef” when she’s 21. Probably. This is the girl who called Luci an itchy bottom platypus. She might be stubborn enough to stick to Beef, just because it annoys Bel.

Sorkabeth
>>117765981

I have a very similar one (actually, I have 2 of it) that I love! Can't recommend them enough! (Mine has a bigger hole at the top of the head which makes it a good elbow ice pack as well)

Jacqueline Cole

For those who suffer and don't know...The Mayo Clinic recommends 400-600mg of Magnesium per day for the prevention of Migraines. Magnesium Glycinate is the best form for this purpose.

Sarah

That can't be the last chapter omg, I NEEEEEEEDDDDDD more, I haven't been able to set this down since I started on chapter 1 I'm hooked and so invested, I'm going to go insane waiting for the next chapter to come out this isn't fair 😫

Danielle Laxton

I can’t wait for ruggy and penny oh and the wedding

Shadowkitten

Is there a way to read these without having to print them?

TheDustySeals official
>>118201208

you can read them as a PDF if you open them instead of printing :D, if you need help contact me via Discord ;) thedustyseal

Catherine Thompson
>>118201208

If you are opening it on a computer like I am it should auto-download a PDF version to your computer. If you are on an iPhone hit the share button (the box with an up arrow) and you will see your choices there. I can't help with a droid sorry!

Sarah

I'm going crazy waiting I have probably looked for a new chapter 1000 times today

Kira Burnham

I laughed so hard I cried at the phone call with Sariah 😂

Kira Burnham
>>118201208

When you click on the link on an Android phone it should give you a list of apps that are on your phone that read PDFs. I use Adobe Acrobat to read it.

Monique

I love how real Lily and Bel seem. They laugh and joke but get serious and real at the drop of a hat. They don’t minimize their experiences but know that it’s good to be happy. I love how Bel said ‘you could always say no’, despite I’m sure knowing they were both suffering.

BJ Canaway

The phone call w Azzy & Sariah had me in tears. 😂🤣🥰🥰

Samantha Pare

Migraine fix: vascular shunt - hot foot bath, ice pack to the back of the neck. 💖

Lily Stagner

I found it! I know what Lily is the Goddess of! she is the Giddess of pinky promises! For she has initiated the pinky promises that have proven capable of holding all of Hell together. So she is Lily, Goddess of Sacred Pinky Promises, Princess of Hell.