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Hello chaps. We could still do with some more suggestions for what to make on Drunk Animation's first outting. If you use your suggestion we'll be showing your name obviously.  The suggestions do not need to be linked and you can just suggest one thing. We'll probably be mixing it up a bit anyway. Think of this like Whose Line Is It Anyway.

So could we get suggestions for:
  • Setting. Where is this all happening?
  • A line we must use
  • Situation. Is it a party? A crime scene? Something like that.
  • A character.

Thank you.

Comments

David Marsden

Setting: Crack Den A line we must use: Do you smell gas? Situation. Moving in to a new home. It's a crack den, but pretending everything is just fine. Dan, The Crack Horse?

Matthieu Loose

Setting: Small booth in the corner of a restaurant Line: Malformed abnormal hair perspiration, is that right? Situation: Eating a totally normal human being, blood everywhere. Character: Pin-striped suit cannibals, proper and dainty, but still eating from a live human!

Anonymous

Alone in the forest Somewhere in a clearing Tripping balls on mushrooms Sitting on a rock, looking at the moon (clear sky, full moon, non threatening forest) Sudden realisation of How big space and the universe is How tiny earth is How unlikely and wonderful life is I'm made of star stuff, rocks and everything else just a piece of the universe looking at the rest of the universe in amazement (Bill Hicks, Alan Watts) If you want long enough, helium starts to ask where it came from Get eaten by a passing bear

Anonymous

From a real life situation... Drunk in a supermarket, getting one last drink on way home. "I'm going to be hobgoblin' this kebab later" Been on a pub crawl piss up with friends. Characters are all 30 something dads who need to be up in the morning.

deadshadow

Setting; Soviet Rojsha Line: By the moustache of stallin Situation: major crisis wodka tap is not working Charachter: the red pride of the Russian Dancing Men keep up the great work Mr Weebl

Anonymous

The Setting: A Yorkshire pub, A Line: Get the'self to t't bunker, Miriam The situation: Locals are watching the Trump Inauguration. A Character: Mad Ole Tim, the drunk in the corner.

Anonymous

Setting: The underside of one of Stockport viaduct's arches. You pick which one, just so long as it's not that one at the north end of the bus station; that one gives me the creeps. Line: "How am I going to explain that to my proctologist?" Situation: An attempt to summon Adramelech (high chancellor of hell, president of the high council of devils and superintendent of Satan's wardrobe) is met by an automated answering service. Worse, instead of wanting touch-tones, it uses a voice recognition system that doesn't do regional accents very well. A character: RESCUE WHALE IS HERE!