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Ha ha. Business speak. So I don't think the original idea for constructing Friday's Drunk Animation was really working I'm sad to say. NOT TO WORRY though. I've come up with a new idea that I'm hoping will focus minds and let your beauty shine through like the jade owls you obviously are.

We're going to break things down a lot more, keeping it super simple. Remember, you only have to pick one thing to answer. We will be showing winning suggestions on screen hopefully, certainly we will give you a shout out.


The Questions:


Who is at the door?

What do they want?

Who is answering?

What room are they in?

We will be mixing and matching answers most likely.

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Dave

Sorry I haven't really made suggestions, I tend to fear I couldn't come up with anything particularly funny or interesting and mostly support you on Patreon to see more of your work but I've never been good at participating in this sort of thing. But as to a question I guess: Who is at the door, an owl, disguised in a trench-coat maybe?

Anonymous

Who is at the door? Donald Trump What do they want? To make America great Who is answering? Gullible morons What room are they in? Token participation room

Anonymous

The Charcoal Briquette Man 'Protection' charcoal / something to make charcoal from in vaguely hinted dark ritual Bad Advice protaganist Evening wallowing room Protaganist to defend room, possibly including blanket fort and collander Heart eventually extracted and added to charcoal bag Protagonist unaffected, already dead inside. Alternately briquette man defeated by switching off room lamp.

Stefan C Bauer

Who is at the door? The man with the shifty eyes. What do they want? Something to do with PPI. Who is answering? Nobody. Nobody's here. Fuck off! What room are they in? I'm not here! I don't want to make a PPI insurance claim! I don't have a bank account! I perform all my transactions with mouse droppings! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Anonymous

Who is at the door? Steve, the bacon sandwich man What do they want? Your money, for delicious sandwich Who is answering? Neil Armstrong What room are they in? They are actually on the moon

Anonymous

Who is at the door? A dinosaur What do they want? To get on the floor Who is answering? Was Not Was What room are they in? A jungle-themed room

Jim Leonard

What do they want? Two teaspoons of Vegemite