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Hello and winter greetings to everyone!We're excited to announce this year's Guardian Tier physical collectable feature: your very own hand crafted polar bear guardian statuette from The White Vault!

The above image is the early hand drawn sketch by our writer and creator, K.A. Statz. As you can see, it was drawn from three angles, allowing the statuette to be translated into a 3D space. A 3D model was then crafted so that smaller changes and tweaks could be made. It was then 3D printed, and we are now making further changes so that a final print can serve as the basis for a silicone mold. Each statuette will be hand-cast in polyurethane resin, then trimmed, and hand painted by our talented friends and artists at Basilisk Builds. Basilisk Builds is also the team who built last year's Artifacts & the Sealskin Rock coins. Each statuette will be individually numbered, tagged, and sent to you in a non-conspicuous package. These statuettes will stand upright, and will be around 19cm tall, longer than their Artifact sisters.

The Guardian Tier is the level of support that allow us the ability to make these strange and wondrous items of terror. We understand that there items are not of interest to everyone, and that the cost of their creation is high. These statuettes are specially made to order, and are hand crafted art pieces that celebrate our stories and their impact.The Guardian Tier includes the perks of ALL the lower tiers (except "Executive Producer"), is billed yearly, and includes the costs of making and shipping a high quality physical object. Our original announcement post from last year explains the math.

We look forward to sharing these Guardians with you as we bring The White Vault: Goshawk to its conclusion! It has been a long, dark road... so be sure to bring someone to watch over you.

Sincerely,-Travis & Kaitlin

General FAQ

Why create an annually/yearly billed tier at that price?

Allows the creation of ethical, high quality (individually numbered) treasures you can take home.

Ensures that we don't lose money by making & shipping them.

Increases the stability of our Patreon by securing a higher number of yearly subscribers.

Allows us to offer other quality props for Patrons in the future!

How to get your Guardian Statuette: 

You must set billing to "yearly / annual" when you sign up for the Guardian Tier! It'll ask when you sign up. Without this, we cannot promise you the physical reward. A monthly payment at the Guardian Tier does not cover the cost of the statuette's creation & shipping.

You must sign up for this tier before February 4th (2026) to receive your artifact.

Make sure you have NOT elected to "Opt Out" of physical goods (settings/membership tab), or it won't show us your address.

Be sure to update your mailing address on your Patreon profile (on the top right-hand corner of Patreon.com in a browser).

Statues will be mailed as soon as soon as they're ready - ETA: May 2026. Please note that each statue is hand made, so this date may shift slightly for some of you.

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Fool & Scholar Productions

Thank you :) Kaitlin had a tough time trying to explain what they looked like, and it was easier for her to just draw her ideas... Apparently from 3 angles and in high detail

Emily L

Scarier with thumbs for sure.

Emerald Hawthorne

Let it in. It's so cold and you're so warm. I'm forever sad I didn't manage to get an artifact, so I *must* have one of these.

Fi Treis

Who do I message about my missing sealskin rock coin that I signed up for but never got?

Elijah Richmond

Same here! I was only a few months late to the game on that one.

Chitown.Vixen

Oh Em Gee. That statuette is amazing! Wish you all had a merch shop where we could order things like this on demand

Fool & Scholar Productions

Us too! It's a lot of work to make them, and doing all of them at once is the only way to break even on them.

James Rule

More terrifying than I had imagined them to be.

Fool & Scholar Productions

We love to hear it! I had this kind of idea since I wrote season one, but it's such a strange feeling to make it a real thing!

kay (tothewin)

I'm forever disappointed I missed the last artifact. We'll see if I can manage funds to get this one! 😭

Fool & Scholar Productions

That's certainly the problem with limited time events! But, it also makes them real treasures for the fans who get them.

Amy Haller

Hello!! I just signed up and can I confirm that you can see my address. I am a long time listener and this year I said fucked it and got the membership. Living paycheck to paycheck for a long time I done generally let myself do these. But it was just my birthday and my wedding is in a week. Your “Travel is not advise” quote is a hidden Easter egg in my wedding. Thank you for all your stories and heart you have put into everything. Sense I have the membership I can’t wait to hear everything I couldn’t for so long!! Again thank you KA Stats, Travis and Enzo! Long time listener and fan. I talk about your podcasts all the time!

Fool & Scholar Productions

Hi Amy! First, congrats on the upcoming wedding and belated happy birthday! We are happy to hear that we've brought some amount of joy and entertainment to your life, and we wish you many more years of joy and shared entertainment with your soon-to-be-spouse! I went ahead and checked your account and you do have an address on file, so don't worry about that and go enjoy your wedding! (And the extra content you now have access to!) Cheers and congrats again, Kaitlin, Travis, & Eezo!

Amy Haller

Thank you so much!! Yes he has already been introduced!! That is wonderful to hear! Thank you for checking. With everything going on I feel like I have no clue all the time anymore 🤣 and I’m just riding the wave to the big day. I can’t thank you enough!!

Nay

Ugh, I’m so sad I couldn’t afford these before the event ended! 2 years out of work sucks on soooo many levels. Think y’all will do something like this again? 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Fool & Scholar Productions

We will work to create more physical items like these for future stories as well, as we feel they make great 'occult' items for fans (and for us, too)! Some will be smaller, like the coins for Sealskin Rock, but larger items (like the statuettes) are always based on show interest.