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The bruv @judgebeats (of Judge Movies renown) is back for the annual nearly-NBA-Finals episode. Vital questions, shocking answers. Can a man be too fat for Houston? Have the Spurs discovered the only ethical Frenchman? Did those Chinese children understand the Daryl Morey Dilemma? At the key moment, upon the most slender promontory of human striving, will Karl-Anthony Towns become more or less Dominican?

RIP Brandon Clarke. Let's see some bastards hang.

A bit of context: James Harden's relentless approach to competition (he's #13).

Here's a 7'5" alien who is warping the spacetime curvature of the south-central United States.

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Tommy Donuts

(Reads description, sees runtime) LebowskiSlappingCarCeilingToCreedence.gif

Combusken

Oh my god I just finished listening to you guys episode from last year and absolutely loved it. Your brother is an amazing basketball commentator, really hope to see more! Digging into this one now

Keith Price

hell yeah, perfect way to cleanse my ears after having to subject myself to drake’s latest three-headed musical monstrosity

Ian Harrison

I would gladly pay extra for a more regular basketball show from either/both of you guys

Kamran Husain

michael jackson’s mickey mouse rings

Parahomie

Judge Bros + Liz from Trueanon would be the greatest 3-man booth in NBA broadcasting history

Parahomie

I learned everything I need to know about Ben Simmons from King Drac

D.M.,ME

A bit of an oversight: RIP Drazen Petrovic, I believe he is still a top 10 three point percentage shooter after all these years. Also, his death was the last time the Nets were good as the New Jersey Nets.

Christian Bendillo

But fr Kobe D-riders got to be the most annoying fandom

Joseph Sullivan

As a Cavs fan, I keep trying to lie to myself about Harden. He is a great passer, and he’s been better on defense, but not good. At least he’s not hurt. The most infuriating thing he does lately is refuse to move to get the ball inbounded to him. It’s maddening, he just hugs his defender.

Daniel Hitesman

Brothers basketball talk is seriously something I look forward to every year great shit

Matt Gillick

Saw him in Miami at the NCAAs when he was on ASU. I knew right then and there he was going to be a perennial loser. But if he gets to the ECF, he could wash that all away. And if he beats the Knicks…but he won’t. He can’t. He won’t. He won’t ever.

Yash H

It was just a regular long term max contract Morey reneged on with regards to Harden. Under the table, maybe, but Harden didn’t get the deal on the table to begin with.

Shiv

Bruv!!!!! Been craving this Boys Who Know Ball 🏀 realness!

Stephen

Pablo should do a Process pod with you. Joel Embiid, the aptly described man-wall, scored 70 points on Wembanyama and the Spurs.

George Spafford

Duren is gonna look better than advertised against KAT

Kawaii Leonard

2 shot clock violations in a game 7 first half so far!!! Hardenites, our antihero is delivering!!

A Gee Cook

The Donald sterling impression haunts me

David

Very big fan of the fact that there's a podcast out there where the 3 hours on basketball ends in new insights on ISIS racial politics. Let you're brother know that my brother (who really knows ball) agreed no hesitation that Shai > than Kobe at basketball, and we both agreed no hesitation that Shai >>>> Kobe because Kobe is in hell. For now we choose to believe that point KAT will continue to be viable, even if it probably shouldn't against shai, jdub, and the bullshit quantity of player synthesis presti has pulled off. (not to mention that the knicks finally being good would occur just in time for the most simply what the fuck player in history to arrive). But hey Mitchell Robinson hasn't died yet so anything's possible. But Intuit Dome...man...i went there for my birthday...watched the clippers beat the knicks...and departed shellchocked from such a venture into the infernal horror that is that half outdoor shopping mall nightmare of a place. It's terrifying, it's the most LA thing I've ever seen, I love it.

Kawaii Leonard

Lets go!!! Another chapter in the chronicles of James

Robyn

I shudder every time I hear the word glioblastoma. It’s fucking gnarly. You are correct it really is THE brain cancer, pretty much the worst kind of brain tumor one could have. Median life expectancy *with treatment* is 15 months. Without, it’s 3-4 months. Someone close to me had the exact same type Jason Collins did but didn’t go for treatment and she died 3 months, 28 days after diagnosis.

Shiv

The thing is, the best if not only way to explain James Harden to the unknowing is via the meme of the man himself eyeroll_walkaway.gif

A Horse In A Man Costume

Nodding along to this while I play Fortnite (I haven't the faintest idea what either of you are talking about but I am very entertained)

Shiv

y’all see Harden’s misdemeanor arrest for pew pew visible in car in TEXAS??