Gurometer: Matthew McConaughey (Patreon)

Back once again with the art of Gurometry, we turn our sights to the Hollywood actor-turned-self-help guru, Matthew. Matt and Chris take a hard look at themselves and McConaughey and try to discern how his essence compares with the 11 factors on the Gurometer. Expect bongo playing, confessions, and a surprising amount of discussion about organ meat.

Gurometer Scores to date.