Gurometer: Blindboy (Patreon)

We dust off the old “Gurometer” to scientifically-ish score Blindboy across the 11 recurring secular guru features. How does he fare? Join us to find out.

00:00 Blindboy Gurometer00:25 Introduction05:42 Blindboy Reactions07:46 Galaxy Brain-ness11:42 Cultishness13:14 Anti-Establishmentarianism14:41 Grievance Mongering16:03 Self Aggrandisement and Narcissism18:52 Cassandra Complex21:57 Revolutionary Theories23:30 Pseudo-Profound Bullshit25:20 Conspiracy Mongering25:51 Excessive Profiteering27:20 Moral Grandstanding28:53 Overall Score29:48 Bonus Round32:52 Guru Binary Scores37:25 Outro