Professor Jiang, Part 2: Cosmic Jiang's Jenga Tower of Bullshit (Patreon)

We return for Part 2 of our coverage of “Professor” Jiang, the internet’s favourite new geopolitical prophet, secondary-school sage, and proud owner of an ever-expanding box of educational props. Having already treated us to multiple maps, chess pieces, and a sealed metal case of predictions, Jiang is back with more predictions, more props, and even higher-level insights.

This time, we get the dramatic unveiling of a fresh batch of forecasts, including the forthcoming U.S. civil war, AI surveillance states, a grand bargain with China, the Greater Israel project, and the coming East Asian conflict. During all of this, we pause to consider Jiang’s status as a Beijing-based geopolitical commentator who manages to be just critical enough of Chinese surveillance to sound daring, but yet is most reliably focused on predictions of imminent Western collapse, American hubris, and the doom of the U.S. empire.

But the real journey begins when Jiang sets the geopolitics aside and invites us into Plato’s Allegorical Cave, updating it for the modern era by linking it to Korean television melodramas. Out come ominous black blocks, stacked into a metaphorical tower of global control: the military-industrial complex, the financiers, the World Bank, the WTO, the media, Hollywood, schools, universities, and culture itself. What started as “predictive history” devolves into an Alex Jones-style conspiratorial rant about international financiers, globalist bankers, controlled media, and brave alternative truth-tellers seeing through the mainstream lies.

The alternative media occupies a Schrödinger-like position in Jiang’s system: corrupted and controlled when it suits his narrative but also brave and rebellious when it is giving a platform to people like Jiang. Stephen Bartlett, meanwhile, fulfils his podcasting duty as a perfectly crafted avatar of the Diary of a CEO audience: curious, credulous and very receptive to the message that the system is rigged, the shadows are fake, and you, dear listener, are one of the brave truth-seekers with the courage to listen and look behind the curtain.

Finally, we also reach Cosmic Jiang. The bankers are at war with the tech bros. Reality is consciousness. Matter is vibration. We are all fragments of God returning to Source. Hermetic philosophy explains Plato. Kabbalah explains the Middle East. Israel is trying to force the hand of God. The world will end; paradise will return. It turns out all of that geopolitical analysis was actually just a sideshow...

So join us for the conclusion of Professor Jiang: a masterclass in massive domino-based reasoning, geopolitical dressing on bog-standard conspiracy theory, and the enduring appeal of intellectual junk food.

Sources

Diary of a CEO: Professor Jiang: World War 3 Is About To Begin, Let Me Explain!

Mehdi Hasan vs. “Professor” Jiang

Professor Jiang talking about the Nephilim and Other Such Stuff: The World Is a Prison – The Secret Meaning of God And Creation | Prof. Jiang Xueqin

Professor Jiang promoting creationism and denying evolution

The National Security Strategy of the United States Document

Professor Jiang, Part 2: Cosmic Jiang’s Jenga Tower of Bullshit

00:00 Prof. Jiang, Part 2

01:08 The New Predictions

05:48 The CCP & Jiang

15:44 Jiang is Generating Prediction Models

22:55 The Greater Israel Project

27:16 The Last Prediction: War in East Asia

35:57 Entering Plato’s Allegorical Cave to Watch Korean Dramas

44:13 The Real Conspiracy Emerges: Enter the International Financiers

50:05 The Controlled Media, Schools, and Academic Systems

55:12 The Rebellious Power of the Alternative Media

01:00:00 The Deeper Cosmic Level of Jiang

01:09:31 Look into Kabbalah

01:12:01 Final Thoughts on Jiang

01:21:21 The Diary of a CEO Audience and Their Avatar

01:25:02 Patreon Shoutouts

01:31:29 Outro