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First new page of the year, and Suria's already got the star eyes!

I managed to beat Balatro just before the year ended after being gratefully gifted it for Christmas, and man... What a game. What a game-ass game. I had no idea going in just HOW much it was only, purely a video game. I kinda figured from the visuals and marketing that they're be SOME sorta story, even just a minimal one. Like, I dunno, Jimbo the Joker would pop in between rounds and hint at some weird poker apocalypse lore or deep clown character motivations, but... nah. It's just a game. Anything that isn't in service to the cards, it's gone. It's kinda weirdly refreshing to just play a video game that isn't concerned with ~LORE~. And yet, it's also something that can only work in a video game, too. There's an argument to be made that Balatro is this generation's Tetris. But I'd have to stop playing it to make that argument.

That's all for today, though! See you on Monday!

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Populuxe

King is being pretty grabby with Seth, there. I wonder if there’s some history between them we’re not aware of, yet?

Quadrant

Yes indeed i see real celebrities in here ready to sue for libel at being outed, including REDACTED and CEASE AND DECIST

wyatt

this is going in the all time Adorable Surias list

Mr. Fears

Beat Balatro as in all achievements or like crashed your game high-score?

EmeraldEngineer

Please for the love of rock god let Suria cut loose, this is nearly what she dreamed of and I need to see this women go all out!

Demonick

Oh no, Suria’s doing that starry-eyed thing again!

The14th

She's a Jukebox Hero, got stars in her eyes!

Ben Burch

I sense a plot complication coming up soon.

Anina-Sophie

The Band on the big stage! This will be a horny and amazing night for everyone! Me included ♡♡♡

Kam Kam

I feel so happy for Suria, this must be a dream come true for her