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Gotta say, I love writing King.

FRUSTRATION. ANGER. RAGE. Our bedroom door knob broke, so we had to drive out twenty minutes to the nearest hardware store and buy a new door knob. We drive twenty minutes back home, get to work installing... only it's just BARELY too big. It won't fit on our door. We drive another twenty minutes back to the hardware store, get a refund, look for more door knobs. But as it turns out, mobile homes have different doors than regular homes! You need SPECIAL door knobs! More EXPENSIVE door knobs! And naturally, door knobs that aren't anywhere in the store, or any store around us. Nooo, gotta order them online! So now we've spent an hour driving to accomplish nothing, stuck with a knobless bedroom door for the next week while we wait on its $30 replacement. If we get any house showings until then, I hope they don't judge us too harshly for our lack of knob.

But that's all for today! Thank you for the support, and see you on Monday!

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Avian

I love him attempting to protect their honor, they would NEVER be such whorish slatterns, sir. Meanwhile they are in the corner gleefully plotting the most wet, unsanitary and sticky performance ever

Populuxe

Oh, the things I want to see them do on stage…

Quadrant

I'm still waiting for the catch in all this. Still seems too good to be true😂 Sorry your knob broke in the bedroom. Sounds painful. Hope you can get it fixed soon.

The14th

This feels like one of those moments where Sterling is gonna have to nope out of the convo for legal reasons.

EmeraldEngineer

AAAHHHHH! this wait is killing me! dear god I want these sexy rockstars show now (amazing work can't wait to see how it goes!)

Natalie Bubble

Something about mobile homes somehow having more expensive, different and largely inacessible doorknobs feels several layers of evil