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Intruding on naked wifey time, shake my damn head.

I think we're cursed. Leslie and I have a spare thing of liquid laundry detergent on the floor of our bathroom by the washer and dryer, a nice replacement for when the current one runs out. Bit of a habit from living in the woods, buying in bulk in case we get stranded at home for a bit. But I go into the bathroom and find that the spare laundry detergent has sprung a leak. A puncture somehow formed at the bottom and was now slowly leaking detergent all over the floor. Unfortunate, but the old detergent was mostly empty now anyways. So carefully, we pour the new detergent into the old container, since that container was still good. But after we're done, we notice that SOMEHOW in the process, a crack formed on the old container and THAT was now leaking detergent.

So, that sucks! No laundry detergent! It's been raining these last two days nonstop and we reaaally didn't feel like going out. But hey, we live in a big city now. We can just overnight a thing of detergent and wake up to it the next morning. So we did just that. We ordered it, went to bed, honk shoo, mimimi...

And we wake up to a refund notice. Because THAT liquid detergent also got damaged in transit.

WHAT IS GOING ON??

Anyway, we've switched to detergent powder.

That's it for today, though! Thank you all so much, and see you on Monday!

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Rural Bibliophile

Good call. They may be well intentioned but media interaction should be vetted by Sterling.

FirstTerrarian

I’ve also had similar issues in the past. Changed to pods and works better, and just quicker to load laundry.

Archerfan

I had a computer teacher in high-school who worked for Microsoft and told us that the only safe thing to say to the media about anything related to your employer, no matter the topic or question is "no comment." That's the only thing you can say and your boss won't get mad at you for it.

Demonick

No soap for you!!

Justin Wood

That's a sign from God telling you that you're filthy and should repent, lest your clothes be forever stinky. :P Love the page though!

Shinya Sahaku

To be fair, what bourbon and brandy were asking sounds a lot like an attempt at an off the cuff interview. There were valid reasons to get coral out of there

Kate Caturjelly

powder detergent is great, we use it for the dishwasher. try decanting it into a deli quart container for easier pouring bc that dang metal hinge spout thing always sucks.

Liam Pender

Never talk to the press like it's just a chit chat!

Mobius Scarf

Good social media manager/wife. No talking to the press!

EnterTheHero

Never talk to the press! EVER.

Kam Kam

Sheesh, I’ve been there before💀. Thankfully, my family keeps all our detergent in the garage. Slightly less of a pain to clean