The Recorded Observations of Historian Qíng-Liáng (Patreon)

Earth History: 

-The Beginning

Unfortunately this Historian was not born to witness the true beginning of the world.

The Editor: This truly is the Historian’s greatest crime. But nothing that can be done.

-50,000 B.C 

Nothing of importance has happened.

The Editor: What do you mean nothing of importance happened. Lucifer and various other Angels have rebelled against god and became a different species.

-10,000 B.C.

Nothing of importance happened except some apes have discovered agriculture. They stop wandering around and have begun planting seeds.

The Editor:  Human Civilization has just been born. Please elaborate.

-3,000 B.C.

Early writing systems was developed by the apes in some place named Mesopotamia and along the Yellow River.

The Editor: Writing is the foundation of recorded history. Show respect.

-2,600 B.C.

 The apes construct large triangular stone monuments in some place they name Egypt. Impressive stacking capability.

The Editor: They are called pyramids. They represent advanced engineering, labor organization, and religious symbolism.

-1,200 B.C.

Bronze collapses. Trade networks fail. Kingdoms fall. The apes panic.

The Editor: This is known as the Bronze Age Collapse. It reshaped the Mediterranean world.

-221 B.C.

 One ape named Qin Shi Huang declares himself Emperor. He unifies territory through bureaucracy and force. Somewhat efficient.

The Editor: “Somewhat efficient” is an insult to one of the most significant administrative consolidations in East Asian history.

-27 B.C.

Rome becomes an Empire. Apes create roads and aqueducts.

The Editor: And legal systems that influence civilizations for millennia.

-0 A.D. 

Apes claim that a messiah was born. Historian was not impressed.

The Editor: It doesn’t matter if you are impressed or not, simply record history.

-33 A.D.

The previously mentioned “messiah” is executed. Reports of resurrection circulate. Multiple angelic manifestations were observed. This Historian notes an increase of celestial traffic.

The Editor: You witnessed divine manifestations firsthand. Why are you summarizing them in two sentences?

-350 A.D.

Nothing of interest happened except a cool red dragon bravely fighting a lame white dragon. Unfortunately their fight got interrupted by the cowardly celestials, the treacherous fallen and the vicious demons. Strangely they were all in one place fighting each other when the dragon arrived. Sadly the red dragon was slain.

The Editor: Learn to be impartial when recording history. And what you witnessed was the Holy Great War. An important war that will decide the fate of the current era. 

-410 A.D.

Several demonic contracts surge across Europe following Rome’s weakening. Apes appear vulnerable to temptation during instability.

The Editor: Expand on infernal political restructuring.

-476 A.D. 

Rome falls, predictable.

The Editor: You cannot simply write “predictable.” The fall of Rome marks the transition to the medieval period. Please use proper terminology.

-1200 A:D

An ape pulled a sword from a stone, impressing everyone. This Historian doesn’t understand the significance.

The Editor: Please investigate further.

-1206 A.D. 

A steppe ape reorganizes other steppe apes and conquers much of Eurasia. Logistically impressive but still an ape.

The Editor: His name is Genghis Khan. You were sent to personally observe the campaigns.

-1350 A.D.

Nothing of interest happened except a cool red dragon bravely fighting a lame white dragon. Unfortunately their fight got interrupted by the cowardly celestials, the treacherous fallen and the vicious demons. Strangely they were all in one place fighting each other when the dragon arrived. Sadly the red dragon was slain.

The Editor: Learn to be impartial when recording history. And what you witnessed was the Holy Great War. An important war that will decide the fate of the current era. 

-1487 A.D.

 Witch hunts escalate with the majority of accused being ordinary apes. A minor percentage are legitimate practitioners of ritual magic. Several small covens were eliminated. Magical literacy declines in affected regions.

The Editor: Name at least three verified magical cases.

-1500 A.D

The vicious devils start a war against other lesser vicious devils

The Editor: This civil war will change the way Devils are ruled. It started when the 72 Pillar Houses, under the lead of the Houses Bael and Agares, rallied followers to counter the possible restarting of the Great War from the Satan descendants.

-1517 A.D. 

An ape monk nails paper to a door. Other apes become upset.

The Editor: The Protestant Reformation fractured European Christendom. Elaborate.

-1776 A.D.

A collection of apes signs paper declaring independence from other apes. Paper appears important to them.

The Editor: That document established a modern republic.

-1789 A.D.

Apes remove the heads of other apes in the name of equality. It became a mess.

The Editor: The French Revolution influenced global political theory.

-1914 A.D. 

Apes invent mechanized mass self-destruction.

The Editor: World War I.

-1939 A.D.

They refine the method.

The Editor: WORLD WAR II.

-1969 A.D. 

Apes land on the moon. They plant a flag. Lunar gods are not happy.

The Editor: This is a monumental scientific achievement.

-1989 A.D.

Apes dismantle a large wall in Europe.

The Editor: The Cold War effectively ended.

-1990 A.D.

Apes connect themselves through invisible information networks. They argue faster now with the treacherous fallen taking an interest.

The Editor: The Internet revolutionized communication.

-1991, April 16, Kuoh, Hospital

The single most important thing has just happened. Truly this Historians marks this day as a joyous occasion. Our lord and savoir, the Sekiryuutei, Issei Hyoudou was just born to two human parents Gorou and Miki Hyoudou. KYAHH! He looks so cute with those chubby cheeks. Is this love?

The Editor: Historian! This is an improper conduct for an immortal Historian to act, we are meant to be impartial and only observe history! And where are you getting this information, what do you mean he’s the lord and savior. He’s only a simple human and not important to the grander world.

Qíng-Liáng: How dare you not recognise his greatness, just look at his adorable eyes and tell me he’s not meant for greatness. Clearly recording everything he does is really important to the grand history.

-1991, April 17, Hyoudou Household

Our lord and Savior, Issei Hyoudou displays above-average grip strength for a newborn. Vocal projection is strong with a stable heart rhythm.

The Editor: Stop watching and recording the infant.

-1992

The lord begins crawling. His collision frequency is high but he is surprisingly durable. Clearly showing his draconic affinity.

The Editor: There is no evidence of Sacred Gear manifestation at this time.

-1994 

The lord displays early fascination with female anatomy. 

The Editor: That is called childhood curiosity. Refrain from describing each little fact.

-1996

The lord enters elementary education. His academic performance is average. His athletic performance is below average.

The Editor: Again not important to be recorded.

Qíng-Liáng: It is obvious. He is the central axis of the coming era. The red dragon fragment has waited centuries. Do not pretend you do not see the signs.

The Editor: There are no signs!

-2003, April 20

The Great Fracture was a global disaster with casualties estimated over 80–120 million on the first day. Without warning, a seismic wave shook the entire planet with every continent trembling at the same moment. Then the sky tore open as cracks of violet, red, and black split the heavens. Across cities, oceans, mountains, and deserts, portals opened. From them structures classified as Dungeons were formed, foreign realms forcibly anchored into Earth and from them came monsters. In the chaos, dimensional instability severed Earth from its hidden planes as communication was cut off to the higher realms, teleportation failed, summoning rituals collapsed and Earth became isolated. This is also the day that Issei Hyoudou took his first step in becoming this world's Savior as he battled the invaders to protect his home. And more importantly, I was proven right, suck it editor.

The Editor: Sigh.

Still not done and will be updated later. Tell me what you think and what should I include. Tell me if my timeline is wrong so I can fix. Tell me of any supernatural facts that can be placed in the timeline. This will be connected with a new story I'm about to release.