The World of Kunoichi Chapter 6 (Patreon)
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The dirt road stretched endlessly ahead, cutting a pale line through the rolling green of the Fire Country. The morning sun hung comfortably in the sky, its warmth settling over the land while a soft breeze rustled through the grass on either side.
Leo and Anko Mitarashi walked side by side holding hands. Leo didn’t think much of it as to him, it had felt natural. Somewhere between leaving the tavern and continuing down the road, their hands had brushed… then lingered… and now they were just casually walking like that.
Anko, however, was having a completely different experience as to her the world felt like it was glowing. She couldn’t hide the faint, giddy skip in her step. Her hand was locked firmly in Leo’s, their fingers interlaced, a simple gesture that was rare for a girl to feel in this world as it sent jolts of electricity up her arm.
But beneath that blissful moment something felt off. Her instincts, honed through years as a kunoichi of Konohagakure, whispered quietly in the back of her mind that something was wrong. Her eyes flicked briefly toward the horizon but noticed nothing out of place and yet the feeling didn’t go away. Unfortunately, that instinct had to compete with the much louder, much more distracting feeling of horniness as Leo casually walked beside her. She quickly glanced at him, noticing and admiring all his features that caused her heart to flush and spike. Her brain was a chaotic montage of the last two nights from the passion, the heat, the softness of skin, and the looks of desire that Leo gave only to her.
Leo, however, was starting to feel the weight of the silence. "So, about Konoha.” He started, swinging their joined hands slightly.
“What about it?” Anko asked as she glanced at him
Leo scratched the back of his head, his expression turning more thoughtful. “What exactly happens when we get there? Am I going to be thrown into a lab or something?"
Anko released a snort of laughter, snapping out of her daze, her expression shifting into something more official, though her thumb continued to subconsciously caress the back of his hand. "First thing? You’ll be brought straight to the Hokage Mansion for an audience with the Lady Hokage, Tsunade Senju. She’s the strongest woman in the village and the leader of the village.”
"An interview with someone so important? That sounds... intense," Leo muttered, his stomach doing a nervous flip.
"Relax. It’s mostly a formality," Anko reassured him, though her eyes sharpened. "She’ll want to get a read on your personality and learn more about you. After that, the village takes over your housing. You’ll be given a private estate with a rotation of elite guards and servants to handle your meals, laundry, and... well, everything else."
Leo blinked. "…Wait, what? Servants? Guards? Anko, I’m just a guy who barely knows how to use chopsticks. I don’t need a palace. I'm not that important."
Anko stopped walking, turning to face him with a look of mounting frustration. She gripped his shoulders, her violet eyes boring into his. "Leo, listen to me. You still don't get it. In Konoha, and everywhere else, men are the foundation and future of humanity's survival. But there are so few of you that your safety is a matter of national security. Plus there’s more, once you're settled, the village will respect your autonomy to an extent, they won't force you into a marriage you don't want, but you will be expected to fulfill your civic duties."
"Civic duties?" Leo asked warily.
"You will be obligated to make a donation of sperm, once a week, to contribute to the village’s population." Anko said, her face flushing slightly. "And then you'll be required to attend social mixers, interviews and dates with high-ranking kunoichi or from noble clans. They’ll all want a chance to win a husband and be your wife. But the final choice of who you take as your wives is yours. Konoha prides itself on 'The Will of Fire'; we don't believe in forced breeding. We want you to be happy so you continue to stay."
Leo looked overwhelmed. "Right, I still have to get used to the fact that I will be getting wives?"
"It’s the only way to ensure the next generation," Anko sighed, her frustration bubbling over. "And that’s why you have to stop being so... you."
"What’s that supposed to mean?" Leo asked even more confused.
"You're too friendly, Leo! Too trusting!" Anko waved her arms dramatically. “In this world, a man being helpful, gentle or kind to women is seen as a massive romantic invitation. All women are wolves, Leo. All of them, even the ones who look like sheep. To these women, who have gone their whole lives without even seeing a man is like a drop of water in a desert. If you smile at the wrong girl or offer to help her, she won't just say 'thanks.' She’ll become obsessively attached to the point of stalking you, she might try to kidnap you, drug you, or lock you in a basement just to keep you for herself. To them, you’re not just a person, you’re a miracle."
Leo rubbed the back of his neck, a cold sweat breaking out. "Okay... so, no helping old ladies across the street. Got it."
Anko turned back to the road, her jaw set. Internally, her heart was a battlefield. She was terrified of the moment they reached the gates of Konoha. Once they were in Konoha, and when the bureaucracy would take over. He wouldn't just be with her anymore; he’d be a man of the village.
‘I have to move fast,’ She thought desperately as she was already mentally categorizing every high-ranking woman in the village as a threat. ‘I need to secure my position as his primary wife or at least his lead guardian before the Clan Heads start throwing their daughters at him. Hell, I bet even Lady Tsunade is going to want him. I’ve already had two nights... I have the lead. I just have to keep it.’
She squeezed his hand. "Just remember, Leo. No matter what happens or who they put in that house with you... I’m protecting you and will always be by your side."
Leo looked at her, seeing the raw possessiveness in her eyes. "I couldn't forget it if I tried, Anko."
But as they continued down the path, the feeling of being watched intensified. Anko’s hand drifted toward her weapon pouch, her senses screaming that they were no longer alone on the road.
Leo noticed the change immediately. “…Anko?”
“Stay behind me.” She said softly but there was steel in her voice now as Anko’s playful giddiness evaporated, replaced by the cold, calculated awareness of a Special Jonin. She quickly separated from Leo’s side as her fingers hovered a hair's breadth from her weapon pouch.
The sound was faint, the whistle of arrows cutting through the air. In a blur of motion that Leo’s eyes could barely track, Anko spun. Two kunai appeared in her hand as if by magic, sparking against the metal tips as she batted three arrows out of the air with contemptuous ease. She didn't just block them; she sliced the shafts in mid-air, the pieces thudding harmlessly into the dirt.
It was then that multiple arrows continued to be shot forward as the forest from the left side erupted.
Anko’s arm became a blur as steel met steel, deflecting every incoming projectile with terrifying accuracy. Each strike rang sharp and precise, her body shifting just enough to keep herself between Leo and the barrage. While blocking she let out a low, dangerous hiss of relief as the arrows hadn't been aimed at Leo. It didn’t take much for her to know that to these attackers, he was the prize.
From the dense foliage at the road's edge, the "wolves" finally emerged. It was a war band of nearly twenty women, dressed in mismatched furs and hardened leather, their faces smeared with war paint and grime. At their head stood a titan of a woman, a scar crossing her bridge of her nose and disappearing into a wild mane of hair. She rested a massive, jagged greatsword over her shoulder that looked heavy enough to crush a boulder, her eyes locking onto Leo with a hunger so naked it was physical.
The leader let out a guttural, hungry laugh as her eyes locked onto Leo. “So the rumors from the tavern were true,” Her voice was raspy and thick with lust as she licked her lips, her gaze traveling over Leo’s frame. “A lone man, protected by a single, arrogant Leaf dog. The Gods must be smiling on us today. I thought the girls were exaggerating, but look at him... he’s even better than the stories. The rumors from the tavern were actually underselling it.”
Behind her, the bandits erupted into a cacophony of whistles and lewd cheers. They began to prepare, panting and drawing their blades, axes and clubs, their eyes wide with a frantic, desperate heat that made Leo’s skin crawl.
It was a surreal, sickening feeling being treated like a rare animal. And yet, a traitorous part of his brain noted that these women, despite their scars and grime, possessed a wild, dangerous beauty. But the sheer "thirst" in their eyes quickly drowned out any sense of flattery. It was the look of a pack of wolves that hadn't eaten in a month.
“Do not move, Leo.” Anko commanded, her voice dropping into a register that promised violence. “I’m going to remind these scavengers why they should have stayed in their holes.”
“Kill the kunoichi!” The leader roared, pointing her greatsword forward. “The man will belong to whoever pins him down first! Charge!”
The bandits screamed and roared as they charged with their weapons ready. Anko didn't wait. She vanished in a flicker of movement, reappearing in the heart of the charging mob.
What followed wasn't a fight; it was a massacre.
Leo watched, frozen, as the "cool, giddy" woman who had held his hand minutes ago turned into a whirlwind of steel and blood. She moved with a sickening, fluid grace, her kunai opening throats and severing tendons before the bandits could even register she was there. It was silent, efficient, and horrifyingly bloody.
He had seen the anime. He thought he knew what ninja combat would look like. But he was wrong. The sound was the worst part, the wet thwack of steel meeting meat, the choked gasps, the spray of crimson that painted the grass, and the sight of limbs falling like autumn leaves. Leo’s stomach did a violent somersault. The reality of the world he was in, a world where death was everywhere slammed into him. He doubled over, the world spinning as he retched, the scent of copper filling his senses.
The bandit leader, watching her crew being systematically dismantled, felt the first cold prickle of true fear. Panic finally overrode her lust. She realized within seconds that the kunoichi was not her opponent. 'I have to move! I have to get out of here!' But then, she saw him.
Leo was on his hands and knees, head down, distracted by his own sickness, vulnerable and unprotected while Anko was buried under a pile of three attackers who were desperately trying to pin her down.
The leader’s sense of survival warred with a sudden, overwhelming greed and lust. 'If I take him now... I can be halfway to the border before she finishes!'
Driven by a madness born of a world without men, the large woman bolted. She soon reached him with her massive arms wrapping around Leo’s waist and hoisting him into a crushing embrace. “Gotcha!” She hissed into his ear, her voice a mix of triumph and terror.
Leo let out a strangled cry, but before he could even struggle, the woman was already sprinting into the treeline. She ran with a frantic, desperate speed, her first time ever feeling the warmth of a man’s body against hers.
Behind them, the sounds of the massacre continued, but the bandit leader didn't look back. She clutched Leo to her chest, her heart hammering not just with fear of the kunoichi, but with a wild, terrifying thrill. She had him. She actually had a man. Even in her fear, a jolt of ecstatic pleasure shot through her as she felt his heart racing against her back.
"You're mine now, little treasure," She hissed between gasps of air, plunging deeper into the shadows of the trees. "Just stay quiet, and then we’re going to be fucking all night."
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As the last of the bandits collapsed into the dirt, one of the final members that was still alive, had her hands raised in a frantic, trembling plea for mercy.
Unfortunately for her, the final bandit’s plea for mercy died in a wet, choked gurgle as Anko’s kunai found its mark. She didn't even look at the woman as she slumped into the red-stained grass. For a fleeting second, the silence of the clearing returned, heavy with the metallic tang of blood and the settling dust of the skirmish.
Then, the world stopped as Anko’s head snapped toward the spot where she had told Leo to stay. The adrenaline began to recede, leaving behind a silence that was deafening. Anko stood in the center of the road, her tan coat splattered with crimson, her breath hitching in her throat. Her eyes swept the clearing, searching for the messy black hair and the oversized robes that had become her entire world.
Her eyes darted to the treeline, then to the piles of bodies she had just created. It was then that the realization hit her like a physical blow to the chest. The bandit leader, the massive, scarred woman was gone.
A cold, hollow void opened in Anko's chest, instantly replaced by a white-hot geyser of pure, unadulterated rage. “LEO!” A jagged, desperate roar tore through the forest, startling birds for miles. A thick, suffocating wave of Killing Intent erupted from her body, so potent that the grass beneath her sandals began to wither and blacken as if poisoned. Her eyes, usually a dull grey, became bloodshot and feline, her pupils narrowing into lethal, vertical slits. Someone had touched what was hers. Someone had stolen her light. ‘HOW... DARE... SHE!!!’
Her mind, honed by years of Orochimaru’s cruel tutelage and the Hidden Leaf’s elite training, snapped into a cold, hyper-focused state. She dropped to a crouch, her fingers brushing the dirt. ‘Crushed wildflowers. Heavy, uneven footprints. A broken branch four feet off the ground.’
"You're dead," She hissed, the words a promise etched in ice. "I am going to peel the skin from your bones for this."
With a sudden, violent burst of chakra, Anko launched herself forward. The ground beneath her feet shattered, leaving deep, jagged imprints in the road as she vanished into a blur of motion. She didn't run through the forest; she tore through it. Saplings snapped like toothpicks in her wake, and the terrifying, dark aura trailing behind her felt like a physical weight, a shadow of death looming over the trees.
She didn't care about the village. She didn't care about the Hokage. She only cared about the phantom warmth of Leo's hand in hers and the fact that the hand was currently being touched by a corpse that just hadn't stopped breathing yet.
The hunt was on, and the Snake Mistress was coming to reclaim what was hers.
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High above the forest floor, the wind whipped through the long, untamed trees as Kurenai Yūhi blurred through the canopy.
She was a vision of focused elegance, her slender form moving with a rhythmic, silent grace from branch to branch. Her long, untamed black hair trailed behind her like a silk banner. Her striking red eyes, rare and piercing, scanned the terrain with a practiced calm, her face framed by the dark contrast of her hair and the subtle, sophisticated touch of her purple eyeshadow and crimson lipstick.
She was returning to Konoha from a solo reconnaissance mission, her mind already cataloging her report. But then, a flash of movement below broke her concentration.
A bandit, frantic and uncoordinated, was sprinting through the undergrowth. That in itself wasn’t too unusual, but it was what the woman was carrying that made Kurenai’s heart nearly stop.
‘A man.’
A real, young, vibrant, living man with messy dark hair and wide, terrified eyes, being hauled through the forest like a sack of grain.
In a world where such a sight was a statistical impossibility outside of protected inner circles, the scene was surreal.
Kurenai didn't hesitate. Her hands blurred into a series of intricate signs. “Demonic Illusion: Tree Binding Death.” She whispered.
Below, the bandit’s world suddenly dissolved. To her eyes, the forest floor turned into a swirling vortex of roots that surged upward, wrapping around her limbs like hungry serpents. She let out a strangled cry of terror, her momentum vanishing as she stumbled into a phantom trap that existed only in her mind. She collapsed, her consciousness flickering out as the mental strain of the Genjutsu overwhelmed her.
Leo, wondering what was going to happen to him, suddenly felt weightless as he was dropped, and braced for a hard impact with the forest floor, but instead, he was caught.
He found himself cradled in a pair of slender, remarkably gentle arms.He looked up and felt a jolt of recognition. The red eyes, the bandage-wrapped outfit, the smell of evening jasmine, it was Kurenai. Up close, her beauty was ethereal, though her cheeks were currently burning with a sudden, vivid flush as she realized the weight of the "treasure" she was holding.
As Kurenai held him securely against her chest. Her heart was hammering against her ribs, partly from the sudden action, but mostly from the sheer, overwhelming proximity of him. She had never held a man before. But he felt so different, warmer, solid, and undeniably "real."
"Are you alright?" She asked, her voice a soft, urgent melody. She pulled him closer to her chest, her protective instincts flaring even as her heart hammered against her ribs. "Who are you? Where did you come from? Why would someone like her have someone like... you?"
Leo opened his mouth to explain, but the air suddenly turned frigid.
A wave of pure, unadulterated Killing Intent slammed into the clearing like a physical shockwave. It was dark, jagged, and smelled of venom. Kurenai’s expression hardened instantly. She shifted her weight, placing Leo firmly behind her as she drew a kunai, her red eyes narrowing toward the source of the approaching storm.
"Stay behind me," Kurenai commanded. "Whoever is coming... they aren't normal." She braced for a high-level monster to emerge from the brush.
Instead, a streak of tan and violet exploded into the clearing.
Anko Mitarashi skidded into the clearing, her tan coat splattered with blood and her violet hair wild. Her eyes were bloodshot, glowing with a manic, murderous light until they landed on Leo.
She skidded to a halt, her sandals carving deep furrows in the earth. The two kunoichi stared at each other in stunned, breathless silence. The killing intent didn't vanish, but it flickered with confusion.
"Kurenai?" Anko blurted out, her voice a mix of shock and lingering rage.
"Anko?" Kurenai lowered her kunai, her brow furrowing in utter confusion. "What is the meaning of this? Why are you here?"
Anko didn't answer as her gaze had locked onto Leo, who was peeking out from behind Kurenai’s back. The murderous light in her eyes shattered, replaced by a look of such profound, desperate relief that she looked like she might collapse. “Leo!”
"Anko! You're here!" With a cry of genuine joy, he bypassed Kurenai and ran straight to Anko. He didn't care about the blood on her coat or the terrifying aura she had been emitting seconds ago.
Anko didn't say a word. She lunged forward, catching him in a desperate, crushing embrace. She buried her face in his neck, her hands trembling as she gripped the fabric of his robes, physically checking to ensure he was still whole. She held him with a ferocious, possessive strength, as if daring the entire world to try and take him again.
Kurenai stood back, watching the scene with growing bewilderment. She saw the way Anko clung to him, and more importantly, the way the man clung back. This wasn't a standard escort mission. This was... something else entirely.
Kurenai let out a soft, pointed cough, crossing her arms over her red mesh blouse.
"Anko," Kurenai said, her voice regaining its composure but laced with an undeniable edge of curiosity. "I think you owe me a very long explanation. What is going on and why is a man here?"
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After Anko killed the bandit leader, the three of them returned to the main road, the atmosphere had shifted to a thick, palpable tension.
Anko still hadn't fully released her grip on Leo’s arm, her fingers digging slightly into his sleeve as if he might vanish the moment she let go. Kurenai walked on his other side, her red eyes flickering toward him every few seconds with a mix of clinical curiosity and a dazed, wide-eyed wonder that she was trying and failing to hide behind her professional mask.
“Anko,” Kurenai whispered, though in the quiet of the road, it was perfectly audible. “We need to move. If we take to the canopy, we can be at the Konoha gates by nightfall. The longer we’re out here in the open, the more we risk another encounter like that one.”
“We’re walking,” Anko stated flatly, her voice still rough from the lingering adrenaline of her bloodlust. “Leo isn’t comfortable with the faster route. So we’re taking the scenic route.”
Kurenai stopped dead in her tracks, her jaw nearly dropping. “The scenic route? Anko, you are transporting the most significant discovery in recent years, and you’re worried about him getting motion sickness? This isn't a stroll; it's a security nightmare!”
“I know the logic, Kurenai,” Anko snapped, though she softened when she felt Leo shift beside her. “But he’s had a rough day. We’re staying on the ground.”
Kurenai looked at Leo, then back at Anko, realizing that her friend’s usual reckless disregard for rules had been replaced by a fierce, almost mother-hen-like protectiveness. She sighed, her shoulders dropping. “Fine. We walk. But you need to tell me everything. Right now. From the beginning.”
As they resumed their slow trek down the long, winding road with miles of Fire Country forest still stretching between them, Anko began to recount the story. She started from the beginning, the scroll retrieval mission, getting injured and finding Leo living in an old hut hidden in the deep forest, alone, she began to tell her about giving Leo an offer of living in Konoha and him accepting the offer, now she was protecting him while bringing him to the village.
Kurenai listened in stunned silence. “You’re telling me,” Kurenai whispered, her voice trembling slightly as she looked at Leo, “that he was simply… living there alone with no escort? No noble house or protection from a noble family?”
“Nothing,” Anko confirmed, her eyes narrowing as she felt Kurenai’s gaze lingering a bit too long on Leo. “He was alone with no survival skills, weapons, and just a bag of weird clothes and a lot of questions. I’ve been keeping him under the radar as much as I could, but after that tavern...”
“The secret is out,” Kurenai stopped in her tracks, forcing the group to halt. She stared at Leo, her crimson eyes searching his face. “Do you have any idea what you’ve done, Anko? Bringing him to the village is one thing, but if the rumors of his existence are even half as true as what you’re telling me… the Council, the Clans, the Hokage herself… They’ll see a miracle.” She stepped a fraction closer to Leo, the scent of her perfume, light and floral, reaching him. “To find a man in the wild is… it hasn’t happened in generations. It’s the kind of thing they write legends about.”
Anko stepped between them, her shoulder subtly bumping Kurenai’s. “The legend is under my protection, Kurenai. I’ve already promised him that Konoha will treat him right.”
Kurenai looked at her friend, seeing the raw, possessive fire in Anko’s eyes. She realized then that Anko wasn't just doing her duty. She was in love. Or at the very least, she had claimed him in a way that would make the upcoming political storm in Konoha absolutely explosive.
“The village is going to be in an uproar,” Kurenai murmured, her face flushing as she realized she would be the one to help escort this 'miracle' through the gates. “Every woman from the Academy students to the Elders is going to lose their minds.”
Leo looked between the two powerful women, feeling like a very small boat in the middle of a very large hurricane. “I just wanted to find a village where I can live comfortably," He muttered.
Anko squeezed his hand, a small, dangerous smirk returning to her face. “Don’t worry, Leo. With Kurenai here, this trip became much safer.”
Done. Tell me what should happen next.