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Star Wars Hotel Preview 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-16 23:44:16
Edited:
2024-03-17 03:13:07
Imported:
2026-06
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I've been editing this video out of order because the beginning was one of the last parts to be written, but I think this consecutive chunk is self explanatory enough! This is parts 4 through 6 (out of 20)

**Flashing lights 16:40-17:12**

Files

Galactic Starcruiser parts 4, 5, 6

Comments

O

It's finally happening!!!!!!!

gabstar

I’m so excited for the whole video!!

Zach Mueller

Holy shit i can’t believe it’s really happening

Dre

That outfit is amazing! Can’t imagine how long it took to put together though.

Reese

YES so excited

Luis

Thanks Jenny 😊

elcie!

started hooting and hollering when i saw this in my inbox! so excited

Matt Grippi

Ten mins in and my immediate thought is how badly the necessities of a hotel clash with any kind of fun immersion. Like having to have a cereal bar and goldfish crackers and stuff in the lobby is so uncool from a Star Wars perspective. Hotels are just where you wait around and sleep. They are the place you stay at while waiting to go do your actual activity.

Olivia Smith

Well, the shame closet sure sounds safe 😃

Matt Grippi

The Purell dispensers? Terrible

Michael

Wooooooo can’t wait for the full thing!!

Betsy

I am so excited to watch this tonight!!

Kevin

I would have been very tempted to drag my bedding into the shame closet and sleep there at least once.

Jacob Crowe

Did you have the Spirit plushie before you decided to use it as a comparison or did you buy it specifically for the video?

flynnparadox

Coming along great so far! Love the outfit, too!

Luis

Wait there's a goat themed suite somewhere :O

Sarah Hopkins

Obsessed with your captain Keevan cosplay

Harvey Mulvihill

You might want a flashing lights warning for the fan film bathroom section! I’m sensitive to it

Jennifang

I needed this so badlyyyy

Dan Gibbins

Fitting to open with episodes 4-6, seems the right move. Last year I had a room on a Royal Caribbean cruise that was about that size... for like $900 Canadian for a full WEEK. (Plus alcohol and internet but that did not cost $2000) US$3000 for two days does feel steep. Loving it so far, ready for the whole cruise!

Vera Tebrae

I’m so excited to watch the whole video!!! Would it be possible to put a flashing lights warning before the bathroom fan video? It was very funny but super overstimulating

scubaghost

oh man this one is gonna be brutal when it's done isn't it

sagaevan

jenny is dressing OUT

SeveralChunks

I thought the comparison to cruise ships rooms was super interesting, because cruise ships are extremely cognizant of their limited space and try their best to plan around it. They lift their beds so suitcases can be put underneath it, they cram storage in hidden compartments, basically everywhere they can. So it seems crazy that they decided to make cruise ship size rooms without learning any of the lessons on how to maximize that space when they operate a cruise line

Alexandra Ewing

I wasn't sure what to expect with one of these previews, given that I only joined your Patreon a year ago and this is the first time I'm seeing you kind of assemble a video in real time, from the original two footage videos you posted to now a preview of the final video, but I kind of wondered if by the time you post the finalized version of the video I would have no surprises left to enjoy in the story. But this really proved me so wrong! There's already so much more and I'm more excited than ever to see it. Thanks for giving us a taste! Your work has seen me through hard times and this has already buoyed me.

Marissa Collins

Flashing lights warning around the 15:30 mark!!!

Gary

How on earth were they allowed to build an hotel with no fire escapes? Had there been a fire it would have been a disaster. Which local authority approves a development that replaces legislated fire escape protocols with death cupboards?

MW

Thinking about how this is like the same cost or more as a 7 day cruise in the same shitty tiny windowless room but yeah on a 7 day cruise you are getting a lot more amenities so is the immersive experience equivalent to the open bar, gourmet restuarants, pools, sight seeing, etc

Cody Fenton

So it was $12k for the two person weekend trip? That is unjustifiable. It’s like they knew they only had 1 year to recoup construction costs or something.

Cody Fenton

The final edit should be chapters 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 in that order

Ted Koutz

That hotel hallway at 24:45 is giving off storage unit vibes, if there was a guy loading a bunch of cardboard boxes into one it wouldn't look out of place

kris

ty!!!

Jason

Jenny yessss

Shiny Skunk

That bathroom clip got a cackle from me. Looking forward to the full vid!

Clouds in the Sky

10:46 I remember you said somewhere that you're trying not to film kids and if they do appear in camera, it's important for you blur them (which is understandable of course), so there I noticed at the bar there are 2 faces that need to be blurred- one kid wearing a blue shirt in the left center side of the frame and another kid sitting right to him. Anyway, great stuff and that fan film is gonna hunt my dreams- "I WANNA BE EARASED" lmao

Ivy Cass

I apologize, and I'm not trying to seem rude, but I don't see any flashing lights in the video within the 30 seconds surrounding 15:30 on either end. Is it the Tweet coming onto the screen? Is it the little creatures in the tubes? ..... *Watches for a bit longer* Oh, it was the bathroom clip, jfc you weren't kidding

James Rule

Nice. Can't wait to see the rest. All I can say about the Star Wars Hotel experience from this video: I'm shocked at how cheap everything looks, considering the asking price.

Serolfic

I wasn't gonna bother watching it for the reason you mentioned but after reading that, maybe I should!

Gary

They could sell it as the Alderaan experience weekend.

Marissa Collins

Yeah, sorry, I guesstimated the start time because I really didn't want to go back and rewatch 😵‍💫

Gary

Disney used to be the creative outlet of a very talented businessman who had his name on the sign and a reputation to uphold. It has been corrupted into a minimum service/maximum profit commercial interest. They are consuming the goodwill and reputation that Walt Disney spent decades maintaining to generate cash flow.

Zhed

Took me way too long to get the "part 4, 5, and 6 out of order" joke. Well done.

notwilhulbert

as someone who works for a cruise company the depressing outside area where you have to stand for 40+ minutes in a queue is pretty true to life haha

Kimberly

20 parts??? **claps hands in delight**

S G Matthews

The Shame Closet REALLY freaks me out in concept. I would hope (though not assume) that Disney heavily researched the survivability of them in case of fire… but if I’m in a fire in a hotel with no fire escapes, I’m going to start having a panic attack. If that happens, I’m probably going to feel a little claustrophobic. Especially if I’m in there with up to four other friends or family.

Cliff Jerrison

I'm so excited for the full video, this is going to be great

Olivia

(Yes I am totally thrilled for this preview but) I do not get what in the world the fan film guy was doing. Pretending his character spilled some space cocaine? Did the bathroom lights flash like that by themselves or did the filmer guy actually mess with the hotel lights? Is this supposed to be funny or a dramatic. Is this really the only fan footage of that bathroom? I am.......lost

Petie

If the worst happens, just think of it as a bonus! You'll be sent home in commemorative Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru cosplay.

Megan Smart

Where is the goat hotel room? I don't think that's been mentioned in a video before and it's cute.

Eric Cheung

So I'm guessing the order will be Parts IV-VI, Parts I-III, Parts VII-XX.

Gillder

Yaaaaaas! So excited for the full video!

Bear

I wonder if a big man would fit in the shame closet, perhaps to hide strategically.

Hillary Argyle

If a room was supposed to fit 5 full adults, does the shame closet fit them all? Doesn't look like it...

Opal Jones

16:41-17:15! Saw this comment and figured I'd go ahead and add this since the lights don't bother me

-jillian-

crazy that i know the CM talking at 17:47 working disney conceirge is such a small world fr fr

Dan Gibbins

I literally cannot think of a less reassuring and comforting thing to be told to do during a fire than "Seal yourself in a small closet." Is Disney trying to slow-roast me?

Donald Derp

It seems appropriate that the first video would be parts 4, 5 and 6. Is this like the original trilogy episodes 4-6? Hmmm.

Amanda Rigsby

I literally thought she was joking when she said that omg

A Ratz

Hey Jenny, just an FYI before this goes public. The guy who got the fruit on the Disney Cruise at 21:30 is Pete Werner who is currently accused by several people of s**ual assualt. Might be best to switch the clip if possible

M

i was howling at the fan film footage! so excited for this one and i'm crossing my fingers for another original-ish song for the end credits (jizz, of course)

Fiona V

In some modern fireproof construction it is considered safer to shelter in place than to evacuate depending on how close you are to the fire… though when that’s the case you just stay in the room and don’t have to hide in a closet so I still don’t know!

Fiona V

I would hope that a disclaimer in the video description would be enough to avoid controversy but you’re probably right 🫤

Gary

@Fiona That is a situational circumstance that may or may not be the case depending on your location relative to the fire. The removal of fire escapes entirely is a death sentence for anyone unlucky enough to be in the vicinity of the fire.

Gary

Something I just noticed that I thought hilarious. You stand outside for 40 minutes waiting for a contrived elevator ride to simulate a transport pod as you go up a single floor.....then they immediately walk you back down a flight of stairs to get to your room.

Ted Koutz

I wonder if they're ADA compliant. In the vlog footage one of the guests is in an electric wheelchair and I have no idea if a shame closet would accommodate a wheelchair let alone a wheelchair and several people

Finnder

Any time Jenny uses the word "duplicitous" in a video it is an absolute banger. I have watched this preview 8 times already. I love it so much. It was more than worth the wait Jenny=.

M

every single time i rewatch i forget that the fan film is coming and i get scared but it's so good....I WANT TO BE ERASED!! there's so much spice too i can't btw haven't seen anyone else point it out but there's a brief moment of a blank screen in the video, maybe on purpose but just in case i thought i would point it out: 19:24-19:28ish

Rebekah Wilson

It looks great! Love the outfit you got going on. Keep up the good work!

Jess

This legit makes me wonder if they were planning to just refit the hotel into like a budget hotel if/when it failed, so they couldn't do floor level screens (pain to remove) and fewer droids and expensive accoutrements lol

Markus D

I guess it's not a totally necessary clip, but could she maybe blur his face if it's too integral? I don't know best practices.

octopus for good

As someone who’s flown Spirit several times recently, they don’t charge extra for a purse unless you already have another bag. You get one “personal item,” which can be basically a purse, a backpack or a messenger bag. I only bring it up because to makes the point stronger that even Spirit is less stingy than Disney appears to be.

Allyson Laredo

Idk why this is what I'm stuck on but the fact that you had to physically write down your address to then by typed into a computer at all is crazy for a company like disney. Having guests verify their info is super basic stuff

Hazel Davis

I'm def one of the people who said it doesn't look star wars-y enough. Then you brought up the prequels and I realized I'm just old and the ship design is fine. *conflicted feelings* lol

Jennaaaaaa

The spice interstitial is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched