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June Ramble Voting

  • What if the prequels never happened, and the sequel trilogy came out in 1999? 72
  • What is Jenny thinking about when she watches a movie? 47
  • How to properly name a horse 56
  • Plush collection 21
  • Disney buying Fox 19
  • Pitch for Jenny Nicholson Youtube Originals series 76
  • Top 10 and Bottom 5 Disney Animal Sidekicks 34
  • Favorite music/bands 26
  • 2018-06-19
  • 351 votes
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Content

I see some returning favorites!

Actually I guess they're not favorites if they didn't win.

Voting closes June 30th!

Comments

Anonymous

I'm imagining strategic voting is getting pretty serious with these as her number of patrons goes up. I'm not even voting for my own topic this time, it's actually fun to think about!

Mel Miniatures

I didn't vote for the Horse one... but I kinda wish it wins.

Steve Ray

What on earth? Someone has filled the ballot with non-horse-name options!!!

Chris Dearing

Stuck between the SW one and the YouTube Original Series one, but went w SW because of the recent tidbits about George's abandoned sequel plans.

Steve Ray

Time to form the Animal Topic Coalition! Plush *Animal* Collection - unite behind Horse Names! Disney Buys *Fox* - unite behind Horse Names! Top 10 and Bottom 5 Disney *Animal* Sidekicks - unite behind Horse Names!

Marissa Wilk

name! that! horse! name! that! horse!

Thomas Allen Wood

I want to see Jenny wear a big plastic microscope taped to the top of her head so we can see what she is thinking when she watches a movie!

Steve Ray

Like a greenscreen effect?

Steve Ray

Come Enjoy the Victory Stampede! Join the Animal Topic Coalition as it UNITES behind How To Properly Name A Horse

Alex Woodcock-Clarke

I am sorry, I am very naive. What is a 'Youtube Originals Channel'?

Daniel Folk

The one with Jenny thinking sounds very illuminating.

Jack Saul

Where is the respect and support due to ranking Disney animal side kicks? Where is Mushu? Where are the multiple underpowered animals from Moana? Where are those repulsive Cinderella mice? These are things we must know.

Steve Ray

As part of the Animal Topics Coalition, EVERYONE who votes for Horse Names for June WILL vote for the Animal Sidekicks in July. But we need to UNITE behind our front-runner topic NOW, so that Jenny can talk about what she loves -- HORSES!

Steve Ray

Then we'll vote for Disney buying Fox in August, and we'll vote for the Plushie Animal Collection in September.

Sean Kelly

Horses seems to be going down in flames again. Won’t make the runoff vote ☹️

Steve Ray

No, horses are holding steady, waiting for their foxy, plushie sidekicks to UNITE behind them. I'm sure that once the supporters of those topics realize that our Coalition is their only chance of winning a Ramble poll, they will Switch their votes and Join The Victory Stampede.

Andrew Kornfeld

the Mortdecai Voting Bloc is going horse names this time, big bucks no whammies!!!

Andrew Kornfeld

YouTube Red is the premium version of YouTube, and one of the selling points for that pay service is YouTube Red Originals. they’re usually half-hour videos in the style of a television show as far as I can see, but they also do films and some other stuff

Abbygale Mertes

My horse is having confidence issues, not having a name still.

Jason Gilbert

I think I watch movies differently than most people, and I’m certain Jenny does too, so I’d really like insight into what she’s thinking.

JK

Clive?

Blue Corn

Curious on the Pitch for original YouTube series

Bill Lehecka

I’m getting the sense we’re going to have a 4 topic runoff.

Shaun Cheah

You've convinced me. I proposed animal sidekicks and I'm changing my vote to horse names. If everyone else who voted sidekicks does the same, then we've got a massive lead. Also I'm pretty pleased about this deal to pour support behind Animal Sidekicks in July if Horse Names wins this month.

Shaun Cheah

This just proves that anyone can name a horse, but we need the advice of a real expert to learn how to *properly* name a horse.

Shaun Cheah

You've persuaded me. I proposed Animal Sidekicks but for now I recommend everyone vote Horse Names. We can have our Sidekicks in July. If we don't unite, Star Wars wins.

Anonymous

Citizens of JennyClub, hear me! Too long has it been since this faithful patron gone without a set of guidelines to properly name their horse. What is this horse to be, a lost vagrant to live without identity till the last sun sets?? Search your hearts, fellow JennyClubers, what would you choose if you were an equestrian without your god given RIGHT to be properly named? I have absolute faith you will do the right thing today. Godspeed, and goodnight.

Dundough Breadbox

Ah yes, maybe this month Horse Nam... ORIGINAL SERIES! What? - Vote - pitch.

Oli

I had to go with naming a horse, for my parents. I am curious to know if proper horse naming conventions could also be applied to naming pet dinosaurs (herbivore). My second choice would have been Originals, as I really enjoyed the MLP reboot and L'il Kylo pitches.

Steve Ray

Welcome to the Animal Topics Coalition, Andrew! And thanks for your support! Does "Mortdecai" refer to the Johnny Depp/Disney movie?

Steve Ray

Hear, hear! I can't wait to learn Jenny's *professional* opinion about those two names -- just ten short election days from now!

Steve Ray

And thanks for joining us, Andrew! Feathers and fur beat CGI every time, if you ask me.

Steve Ray

Awesome! And welcome! Dinosaurs are animals, mos def, and also need names. How much will we learn from this one Ramble? I think WAY more than I ever imagined.

Andrew Kornfeld

hahah, yeah—someone suggested watching Mortdecai like three or four months ago and remembering that movie’s existence is the funniest thing in the world to me

Andrew Kornfeld

if horse names loses please pitch a YouTube Red Original series about naming those horse aliens from the casino planet in TLJ, which, in this scenario, would have been released in like 2002. thank you in advance.

Steve Ray

It wouldn't be hard to convince me that Johnny Depp's behavior has gotten positively *beastly,* maybe even beastly enough to be the October Ramble for the Animal Topics Coalition. I'm only one guy, but I'd go along with this.

Bill Cass

Every month, I vote for How To Properly Name a Horse. My wife and I just REALLY REALLY want your Horse Opinions, its important to us. Will this month be THE month?!

Steve Ray

Maybe we should start recruiting friends onto Patreon at the $5+ level, so we can ensure a fair election.

Ben

Horses need names too.

The BabaDuck

Jenny, will there be a second round of votes similar to the last couple times?

JK

Ironically for those concerned with the naming of horses, it looks like it's become a two horse race.

Steve Ray

How so? The Animal Topics Coalition holds 38% of the total votes.

James Gregory

How about we change the topic to How to Properly Name a Dead Horse? That topic can't be beat.

Bill Holt

Steve Ray- Chicago style...

Sean Kelly

I think if there was a 3 topic run off it would have a decent shot.

Steve Ray

Electioneering is messy work, and I apologize if all the community-building is boring you. I'm sure it's disappointing to see that the # Replies increased from last time, only to have it be Those God-Damned Horse Cultists again.

Steve Ray

I think you misspelled "overwhelming advantage," but yes.

Steve Ray

OR maybe you're a Prufrock Prep alum? "MM"?

Rick Clark

I’m very interested in a Jenny Nicholson series, (or a second season of Millennial Falcon), but I’m changing my vote to horse naming!

Steve Ray

Yee-HAW! Thanks, pardner!

Bill Holt

Runoffs are passé. Let the plurality win the day.

Steve Ray

! You cannot escape Fate by hiding behind fancy words, not even one with an accent aigu. Rely upon the Doctors' rule: The sound of hoofbeats likely means Not zebras, but Democracy

Bill Holt

Democracy has your topic in third place right now, bro.

Steve Ray

As you well know, cousin, the Animal Topics Coalition collectively has >35% of the votes, 150% of either "front-runner." When we come together during Round 2 of the voting, it will form an adorable and unstoppable bloc.

Bill Holt

*Checks the survey post description* No mention of a runoff vote... interesting...

Bill Holt

I, for one, trust and support anything that Jenny decides.

Christine Seghers

I fear I'm never gonna learn how to properly name a horse :(

Steve Ray

Hear, hear! We are in a can't-lose situation; it's not like if we vote for the wrong topic, we get a different presenter.

Steve Ray

In the short-term, see if you can recruit more Patreons over here with a pro-animal mindset. If that doesn't work, we are poised for victory in Round 2, as plushes, foxes, sidekicks, and nameless horses combine like a Japanese robot for adorable electoral victory. All Is Well!

Sean Kelly

Jenny, if you sudden see an influx of new Patreons with generic sounding names that ALL mysteriously vote for Horse naming, um.. we had nothing to do with it.....um... LOOK OVER THERE! A PORG!

Steve Ray

OMG it's so cute!