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Rating Every Porg (Patreon)

Published:
2018-06-24 11:42:26
Imported:
2026-06

Content

The long-awaited never-requested video is live!

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Rating. Every. Porg.

Remember when porgs were first announced and I said I didn’t like them all that much? Remember that? Click YOUR favorite porg: Not Hugo - https://www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson Hugo! - https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson Probably not Hugo - https://www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/ Every porg other than Hugo - https://spiderjewel.tumblr.com/ Me - https://www.facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/

Comments

Young_Scott

What about that cute Porg on the bed with the eight legs?

Theme Park Review

This is exactly why I signed up for the Internet.

Oli

6:22 The Claw!

Stuart

I wonder if, in the Star Wars universe, someone has made a porg droid. An R2 unit in a porg skin, perhaps. The younglings would go wild. You could fund a rebellion.

Luis

The Kylo Ren Porg 10/10!

Alive_in_tucson

What’s the life expectancy of a Porg? If there’s a big time jump in episode IX, we might have Porg skeletons all over the Falcon.

John Friedrich

I don't even like porgs, yet I liked this video.

Shaun Cheah

So is this a sequel to Porg.mp4 or to Nobody Loves BB-8 Like I Love BB-8? Either way, it more than lives up to the the expectations set by the original.

Des O'Keeffe

I thought my name would have been cut from the thank you/credits by now. I can't tell if it's shorter or not. I find the long credits kind of satisfying anyway; Jenny earns every cent, plus it builds anticipation for the finale. Jenny in the porg-suit was the highlight for me, by the way.

Des O'Keeffe

I hate to disagree with a fellow fan, but if this was a sequel to Porg.mp4 I would be a little disappointed. Only because I liked seeing Jenny out of her natural enviroment and interacting with other people in a way that wasn't scripted(like MF). Hence my constant harping on the issue of another vlog-style vid. Sorry to butt-in and ramble..

Steve Ray

The Animal Topics Coalition appreciates this extra bonus space-animal video! We know you're with us!

Des O'Keeffe

I dunno if there's a subtle way to do it exactly.. If you're tier 1, you get the axe, that's it. Don't get me wrong, I'd prefer it didn't happen, but if it's messing with the editing/uploading then do what ya gotta do. I signed up for the rambles anyway, so hopefully I speak for the majority of the peasant-tier.

Steve Ray

Has canon ever established what the MIllennium Falcon uses as fuel? If not, I suspect there's a bio-fusion reactor (like in Back To The Future) that is fed by organic material* Roomba-ed out from a vast network of makeshift porg tunnels that twines throughout the ship. ------------------------------ * skeletons, furballs, etc.

Steve Ray

I think that's based on the earliest porg concept sketches, the ones by H. R. Giger.

Jenny Nicholson

I can't remember if I explained this in the credits ramble but basically I only removed the credits perk from the $1 tier on may 22nd. So, on the off chance somebody signed up just for that perk, I felt I needed to leave all $1 patrons from prior to the 22nd for at least one month, or the end ofJune. At some point after that I'll rebuild the credits.

Steve Ray

I don't even know what movie they're from.

Rick Clark

Still one of my favorite moments is from that vid: J: Steve, how close are we? S: Uh, about three feet. J: No... (laughter)

Des O'Keeffe

Y'know what would ease the pain of being cut-out at the end of June? Vlog-style! Not that I'm trying to guilt you or anything... but think of the children, Jenny. Those poor, vlog-starved children..

Des O'Keeffe

One of my second favourites is from MF. Go to "Your Snoke Theory Sucks" and play from 12:45. Lulz.

The BabaDuck

I don't care what the description says; that is the least huggable porg I have ever seen.

Steve Ray

"Cutesy Roll" sounds like sushi.

Sean Kelly

If given the choice between two things named "Cutesy Roll" I would definitely take the suchi over a stuffed animal!

Chris Gilroy

Wow! They're also all 1/6th scale with four points of articulation and retail for $24.99!! Awesome!

Gareth

They look awful, though the hair coming out of Yoda's ears is priceless

Tino

Clearly rated PG. For Porg Goodness.

Shawn Hunt

This is the content I signed up for.

Fraser Zenitram

PORG SCARCITY is a star wars headline that really gets my attention, thanks for this

Joshua Crowther

Target Porg "Doesn't invoke any of the texture of an actual Porg"? How do you know, Jenny? How do you know?! Jenny is Snoke theory confirmed.

Shred Cadmium

That edit between Ambulatory Knows-Something Porg & Talking Porg! Nice. Poor Hugo, though. ☹️ Don’t worry, Hugo, you just stay right there in your paper bag; that’s right. *pats paper bag sadly*