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October Ramble Runoff Poll (Patreon)

Published:
2018-11-02 23:21:28
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

October Ramble Runoff Poll

  • Jenny storyboards an internally consistent dark internet ritual 246
  • Jenny Style Guide (TM) 238
  • 2018-11-02
  • 484 votes
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Content

I can't believe this was an actual tie. Here's our runoff poll!

Also I hear you guys, I feel bad that people missed the first poll cutoff. I won't use that end-date feature anymore, the cutoffs are more like guidelines anyway.

That said, please submit your runoff votes before midnight of the 5th!

Comments

Shred Cadmium

Both work equally well for me! 👍 Put another way ... <i>psst</i> I gotta vote going spare if anyone has Strong Views... 😉🗳🔄

Tom Bowling

I'm holding fast with the Style Guide thing. A lady who wears a banana print dress has got to be a lot of fun.

Shred Cadmium

Oh - it’s not going to be about e.g. When To Use Title Case and, the Oxford comma?

Tom Bowling

Oxford comma - Oxford shirt; I can't find the difference in The Little Brown Book. But I did eat at a Bob's Big Boy in Oxford, Mississippi once.

Rob Gundermann

I'm voting for a story-boarding because it's ahead and I want to be on the winning side.

Rob Gundermann

But if the Style Guide pulls ahead I'm switching my vote.

Dave Taylor

Rit-u-al! Rit-u-al! Rit-u-al!

Rob Gundermann

Jenny, if we tie again, please flip my vote.

Steve Ray

The Animal Topics Coalition endorses the Dark Ritual, since Hide-and-Seek Alone specifically tells people to use stuffed *animals* as host vessels for playful demons.

Jenny Nicholson

I thought about including the top 3 choices, but since these two were leading by a strong margin, and a true tie, I felt they had to be the contenders

Shred Cadmium

I’m very aware of the important work being done by the ATC so this is something I can certainly get behind 👍

Michael Puckett

"Storyboarding" sounds like a lot of work. Let's go easy on Jenny!

Shaun Cheah

It was 55% and 45% yesterday and now it's 51% and 49%. There is hope yet for the Style Guide!

Tom Bowling

I may switch my vote because what would be the point of a style guide. Jenny would still look pretty even if she wore a burlap sack.

Steve Ray

No, no, no...Jenny is amazingly good at storyboarding, practically effortless. Deciding the perfect ensemble to wear, on the other hand... now *that's* a challenge! Everyone who cares about Jenny is voting for Dark Ritual Storyboards once they learn how easy on her it is.

T. Fazekas

I think a fair compromise would be a dark internet ritual that increases the size of all the plush Porgs in your own home.

Jewel Jackson

I have no real two cents to offer. I am just really happy with the decisions I made leading up to voluntarily cast my cash in her direction so I could be apart of this. The modern day and age is fantastic. What a good idea.

Steve Ray

Dark Rituals are safer, because if we don't support Dark Rituals, any demons summoned thereby will hold a grudge and take it out on us. It's like Roko's Basilisk, but spooky.

Tom Bowling

She is a very interesting lady. And I have no fashion sense myself. I dress like Negan 364 a year. The remaining day is Halloween, and I skipped it last week.

Eric MacMillan

Come on Style Guide I believe in you!

Joe Joe

I really want the Jenny Style Guide! It's trademarked! Who wouldn't want in on the secrets?

Shaun Cheah

If I did the math right, if literally four people switch their votes to the Style Guide, it'll take the lead. This is too close; it's unbearable.

Ryan

I'm so torn. I want them both so much

Steve Ray

However, most photos of Jenny out and about do NOT include a plush animal, so the ATC is very clear: Dark Ritual is the *only* animal-friendly choice.

T. Fazekas

I’ve heard whispers that some people are worried that if they vote for the Style Guide an additional charge will appear on their Paetreon because of the trademark. I’ve called Steve Paetreon and he said that is simply not true.

Steve Ray

It's not true until the next round of Patreon billing. If you haven't changed your vote back to the economical Dark Ritual by the end of the poll, come December 1 you'll be facing a $78 surcharge that goes straight to Patreon -- Jenny gets NONE of it.

T. Fazekas

Fear not the extra fees this policy of demon appeasement must be opposed! Style is more than just fashion it’s a joie de vivre!

Steve Ray

What profits anyone to gain a photo spread in the Daily Mail, yet lose their soul to a demon? T. Fazekas would have us choose Style over Salvation...I say reject the brief fun of his joie de mourir and gain the LIFE-saving skill of a Dark Ritual, to keep the darkness at bay.

T. Fazekas

Style Over Salvation is the title of my autobiography. Chapter one, page one “Fighting the Dark Ritual Demon Hoards Released by the Internet.” We can unleash hell next month, and when we do we will look better doing it because we saw the style guide this month. The forces of evil will not yield to someone wearing beige. It’s simple math people!

Tom Bowling

Dark rituals? Wait, I think I understand now. It's like something my pastor once told me. He said, "Every time I walk into a bar, the devil walks in with me." I told him, "Well, if he does, he's buying his own drinks."

Tom Bowling

"What do I know of cultured ways, the gilt, the craft and the lie? I, who was born in a naked land and bred in the open sky. The subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing."

Steve Ray

"Nature red in Tooth and Claw!" We are *with* you, Tom! From aardvark to zebra!

Dundough Breadbox

Jeez! 50 to 49 percent? I don’t know if it can still change after official time runs out, but dang.

Steve Ray

Well, Jenny makes the rules, but she can easily see her Patreons have voted for common-sense demon control, so Dark Rituals are coming to help us all!

Michael Puckett

Maybe it can be a dark internet ritual to conjure up a look book

Shawn Hunt

If anyone can think of a creative way to combine these two topics, it’s Jenny!

T. Fazekas

NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Please visualize Darth Vader meme) Seeing as it’s Election Day I concede to the will of the people. However if Jenny wanted to pull a Palpatine style overthrow of democracy I won’t object...

Steve Ray

It was at 51-49 for Dark Rituals for a solid 8 hours after midnight Pacific, and we know Jenny is a friend of freedom and fair play, so at the very least we can expect a combined Ramble, or more likely, a Dark Ritual that involves dressing up like her.

Steve Ray

And at 379 votes, it's not really a tie.

Élan Botkin

Come on style guide people this is your chance to do something with your life. Swing this vote!

Paul E. Burns IV

This is the Election Day cliffhanger that has me at the edge of my seat!

Steve Ray

And at 381 votes, it's *still* not a tie! It's 191 Dark Rituals to 190 Style Guide.

anthony grey

bummer... i wanted fashion tips from jenny. i sad now.

Greg McDaniel

Even though I know the voting has closed, I voted anyways just to see the results. That's right, I committed election fraud. What can I say? I'm a rebel.

Greg McDaniel

Whoa, sir. You can't campaign so close to the polling area. That's electioneering. Not cool.

Tom Bowling

I have 8,473 pieces of documented evidence that Vladimir Putin and the Russians have tampered with this poll! I demand an immediate investigation!

Steve Ray

As is well known, many Russian models have been trying to learn the secrets of Jenny's fashion sense, which would explain the unusual persistence of the Style Guide vote count. But despite Putin's prurient probing, the Animal Topics Coalition mobilized enough honest votes to secure victory for the true Ramble and save Democracy.

Steve Ray

So long as you've voted with the majority, it's defined not as "election fraud," but as "being part of something greater than yourself."

Tom Bowling

You may be on to something, Steve. I'm convinced I have a Russian model living next door. I always hear her muttering in Russian. Perhaps you can translate this Russian phrase and we can discover her nefarious plot against Jenny. "Deese eez end ov moose and skavirl."

Tom Bowling

And always wears black. That would be the one. "Fan mail from some flounder?"

Steve Ray

Whoever's submitting post-mortem votes in honor of Droid Pajamas & Ghost Socks shall not undo the Dark Ritual. This isn't Florida, people!