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Patreon exclusive blue milk recipe (Patreon)

Published:
2020-02-17 21:25:30
Edited:
2022-11-18 06:35:25
Imported:
2026-06
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Disclaimer this is a sin against alcoholic drinks

heat saucepan of vanilla almond milk on stove

pretend you're starting a chai latte and add cardamom, ground ginger, cinnamon

steep blue butterfly tea bag

realize the tea is not really coloring the mixture blue enough and add 2 drops blue food coloring

look in cupboards and remember you don't keep any hard liquor around unless you're having a party or something

search bottom shelf of fridge door and find bottle of cranberry vodka from christmas time, and bottle of malibu from last summer

decide that flavor-profile-wise the malibu is the lesser of two evils

decide not to add sugar to the chai because malibu is very sweet

pour malibu directly into saucepan and hope for the best

add more ginger and cinnamon to drown out malibu, to taste

serve hot

You know, it didn't taste BAD

Comments

Andrea

Thank u jenny

John Alonzo

Thanks Jenny, I made a bunch of this and made a Blue Milk stand in front of my house. Sold it for 5 cents and to all the kids in the neighborhood. Will I get in trouble? : / jk

Qui-Gon Slut

okay no this sounds good to me. y'all aren't listening to the flavor profile enough.

Jordan

This sounds like a crime but I'm tempted to give it a go ...

Luis

You should make your own Star Wars cookbook!

Val (trickycrayon)

This is how most of my drink recipes go, tbh. I'm into it.

Dan Cole

This is the kind of incisive and thought-provoking content I crave. 11/10.

Darren Pierce

I checked. No vodka in fridge. Now checking breadbox for whiskey ...

Jenny Nicholson

This was vaguely inspired by the Star Wars Land cookbook's "bantha chai" idea, because i'd always imagined blue milk as like a smoothie. I stole the blue butterfly pea flower tea idea from their cookbook, which uses it in lieu of food coloring in any of their blue recipes. Having steeped it a good long time, I think they're lying and just used food coloring, but didn't think it would look good in a recipe

Shaun Cheah

When I first saw the post I thought it was inspired by the bonus drinks Bailey used to mix for her Goosedrunks Patreon.

Shaun Cheah

If your fridge has potatoes, then you have vodka. You just have to wait a bit.

Darren Pierce

Well, there's fried rice. Maybe weird sake is coming.

Katrina Oliver

I would judge you for just how awful this recipe is but this is also basically what I do every time I make a cocktail.

Galewolf

If you like milk alternatives I recommend Oat milk - I think it tastes better than Almond milk (and is much better for the environment).

Bryan Sutton

I wish more recipes would reassure me that it's okay that I started the process without having all the ingredients ready

Dan Johnson

The Blue Milk inspired cocktail I invented a couple years ago, based loosely on a Ramos Fizz. INGREDIENTS 1 shot of gin 1 shot of Blue Curacao 1/2 ounce) half-and-half 1/2 ounce lemon juice 1/2 ounce lime juice 1/2 ounce simple syrup 1 cup ice cubes 2 ounces seltzer PREPARATION In large cocktail shaker, combine gin, curacao lemon juice, lime juice, and simple syrup. Shake vigorously for 15 seconds. Add ice and shake for 15 seconds more. Strain mixture into 8-ounce glass with selzer I call it a Gin Erso.

Spencer Hastings

I probably would have just mixed the vodka, i assume you have seltzer, and blue food coloring so i respect your commitment to the word milk.

Dave Taylor

This sounds like the kind of thing I made when I was at a house party when I was 16 and couldn't tie my shoelaces the next day

Stuart Kent

Why would you hurt us like this

Jack Brannelly

Not a cocktail but my blue milk recipe goes: coconut milk A banana Vanilla ice cream but like the coconut milk kind Blue coloring (ideally blue spirulina but food coloring is a little more accessible) Also you can add ice if you want to go full milkshake

ozz

this is the absolute epitome of thanks i hate it

agebond1

Ah yes! My patreon money finally pays off.

Carla Viz

This is amazing, I have no desire in my life for blue milk but I admire your dedication to a theme!

Andrew Limbacher

Pretty sure this is the same recipe for the Sonic movie.

JGE

I've had good luck coloring foods purple or blue by boiling "red" (purple) cabbage

Chris M

Oh thank goodness! I thought you had used Blue Curacao or something like that.

Harrison Martin

I don't get it. it wasn't worth it. jenny is sin

Ola Sarcasm

how about instead of doing that, in place of that I will not do that

Elizabeth DeSantis Miller

hey! just wondering if the star wars land series is still in the works? i really like the first installment