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Ramble: Horse Girl Energy (Patreon)

Published:
2020-12-02 15:33:28
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2022-11-18 05:56:04
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2026-06
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The underdog, the Seabiscuit

EDIT: The video was blocked because I inserted a clip I was talking about from a horse girl movie, which is weird because I found the clip in question on youtube and that video wasn't blocked. I don't want to contest it because the film's the vanity project of like an heiress who can sue me so here's the video with the part I'm talking about, I hope youtube's in-house editor didn't make it really weird

LAST EDIT: YouTube's in-app editor ended up taking longer to process than just re-exporting the original video.  It's a new upload and should work in all regions now

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Horse Girl Energy

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Hannah Vaughn

Agreed. I wish I could share this video with my Star Wars discord friends as a gateway drug to Jenny’s awesomeness.

MrTophatter

herbie fully loaded is a horse girl movie

Roland Kilroy

my frien d is also subscribed to your pateron he likes horses his name is gideon hi giedon

Brooklyn Elise

I dont know why I am commenting this on this post in particular but I rewatched your disneyland adventures stream and I really want to watch your full review of the color of friendship.

Neither a captain nor a stingray

As an Australian, I can attest, there are a lot of wild, feral horses in this country (we call them brumbies), and like a lot of wild, feral animals, they were brought here by the white man. It's actually a bit of a hot-button topic, because they're running havoc on local ecosystems with no natural predation, and to make things even more frustrating, they're legally protected in some areas, which makes reducing their environmental impact very difficult. A lot of people don't want to support the open culling of horse because they find it distasteful and there's a (pretty plausible imo) conspiracy that the big political parties are in the pockets of the racing/gambling industry who make a lot of money off taming and capturing wild horses.

Scrum Diddely Umptious

Would it be possible to film a horse girl movie where they have to film a horse girl movie in order to save the ranch

Caelia

Jenny's Rise of Skywalker Horse Girl movie reminded me of SNL's Tiny Horse/Giant Horse videos. I guess Timothee Chalamet gives horse girl energy.

Danielle Schatten

"I knew a girl who, well, she was actually kind of mean to her horse, and one day her horse kicked her in her head, and she suffered a fractured skull and almost died, and the point is, oh yeah, Flash actually isn't a horse girl movie!" We stan our neurodivergent queen lmao

Dee Juniper

New to the concept. Is Cars a horse girl movie? And is Lightning McQueen both the horse and the horse girl?

Rosemary

Okay but have you watched Heartland? Its the ultimate horse girl book turned into horse girl tv drama show and I loove it like unironically

Charli

I’m shook at the spin and Marty mention because I thought I was the only one who knows about that. They made comics too LOL

Lucas Delgado-Cheers

this one had me fucking WHEEZING lmao. Anakin as Obi-Wan's horse. Perhaps it could be argued that Luke and R2 could fit "A Boy and His (Blank)"?

Lucas Hauswald

Hm, in Germany too. Time to get out my VPN.

JT

Same :/

Günter Grünn

Blocked in Germany --> This video contains content from AuxiliaryMode, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Paul O'Regan

Ireland too. "Content Film" is one of the most generic company names ever.

Jubei

Blocked in Italy :(

eno

blocked for me too :/

Lumi Næss

Blocked in Norway too u~u

Katherine Evans

Audio quality on the new mic is great, but out of sync with the video :-/ Not a big deal since I mostly just listen to rambles, but fyi

Anna Glin

it's still blocked for me, sadly

Luis

From now on I'm going to dance the pain away

Just Helen, but also, Indecision

If this is helpful to anyone with a VPN, it seems to be playing alright in the UK? Cannot believe YouTube is trying to block our access to Horse Girl Energy, like a forbidding father in need of redemption

Jaden

omg i was going to say 'flash' was my favorite too! i was in love with lucas black when i was like ten and must have watched it a thousand times.. yes, it was originally an abc 'wonderful world of disney' movie and it was definitely released on vhs (i'm sure of it because we had like 3 copies).. i haven't seen it in probably ten years, but i know i transferred it to dvd.

Miriam

Still blocked in norway

Sgt Sweetcheeks

The fact that I watched this and then Disney+ gave me a notification about the new Black Beauty movie being up

Carl Sage

#RideTheSpaceSnake!

Ford Prefect

I was able to watch it in the USA and it still has the clip

Eileen Nguyen

I like the new mic! Hope your hand heals. Also I was totally unfamiliar with the phrase Horse Girl Energy but Felicity was my favorite American Girl as a tween so I'm excited to have a term for it!

Jubilant

this sucks that Youtube is so restrictive and you have hurdles like this when trying to create content. just know your work and humor are appreciate through the ass-ache. the parasocial love is real

Carl Sage

BTW, I might have missed it: Did you mention what sort of mic you got? Curious TD/theatrical design type is curious... I personally love my Blue Yeti Nano(s) - one at the home studio, and one at the office on campus. Yeah...I am a big old nerd.

Kathleen Laufenberg

I'm so glad I finally joined your Patreon this past month! As an alleged weird horse girl, my spirit is so ready for weird energy.

Jenny Nicholson

I got a Sennheiser MKH 416! One of my friends does a lot of audio and has a kind of similar speaking voice so I asked her what she liked best

Semilocon

This was blocked in my country (Germany) so I used a VPN to watch it.

Kav

If you only consider Episode IV and not the rest of the original trilogy, you could almost think of Han as the horse to Luke's Horse Boy Energy. It was, after all, Luke that Han saved at the end (he didn't turn up to get Leia off Yavin 4 or the like) and you could definitely read his change of heart as Luke's idealism rubbing off on him as easily as it coming from romantic interest in Leia. EDIT: And you could take Obi-Wan's warning about trusting the people of Mos Eisley as your Kevin Sorbo moment.

Kim

Jenny describing Flash gave me flashbacks to something I completely forgot about.

Avatar

Ah damn, same, Canada as well :(

Tori

1) I thought everyone was taxed on our income? 2) So is Cars a horse girl movie? 3) SOME people have their fancy boots and their normal boots. 4) This reminds me of when Jenny said that you have to manhandle a cow to get her to listen and like... that's... okay fine I disagree but. WHATEVER

Ash Gabrielle

My partner freaked out when you mentioned Flash. That was, apparently, his favorite horse movie also.

Manon Hale

The new mic sounds really great!!

Chelsea Counsell

I love your idea for a spec fic horse girl trilogy

Avatar

Will this receive an international release? Edit: Yes, and it was great.

Jerry Nicholson

The horse to Luke's Horse Boy Energy is the Force. He is a Force Boy, nay a Force-Horse Boy.

Michael Wilson

This video contains content from AuxiliaryMode, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. (Canada)

Loren Peterson

Blocked but I have a vpn can anyone tell me what country I can stream this in?

Heather(s)

I didn’t realize how much of a horse girl I was until this—the whole horse girl movie being a precursor to beauty and the beast is so spot on! Also: Vampire Diaries! My friend and I did the same thing binging the first four and then I couldn’t bear to watch the train wreck it became after the good villains all left the show for a spin off.

Loren Peterson

what countries' server worked for u?

Magicalbunbun

Does this make Joker a horse girl movie?

Shaun Cheah

Same message across the border in the lowlands for the Dutch as for the Deutsche. "This video contains content from AuxiliaryMode, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

Kyla

Really excited for both upcoming videos especially the TVD one

Ham

That Last Jedi/Horse Girl analogy is too good for a Ramble. You must share it with the masses

Erica Comitalo

I truly can’t express just how excited I am for this Vampire Diaries video. This show couldn’t be more perfect for a hilarious retrospective, and I want it so badly 🤣

Chelsea Clark

I just have to say, regarding your overviews of shows you’re not sure if people have watched: I love those tbh. I mean, I got my brother and mom to watch Paranormal Home Inspectors after you talked about it, I watched Over The Garden Wall because of your video on Halloween media and spent an entire summer obsessed with it, I’d never seen Beastly before and I now know it is a straight-up masterpiece. It’s been a great way to experience new stuff that there’s no way my friends would watch with me 😂

Shaun Cheah

I used the Hola Chrome extension and the UK tunnel, that seemed to do the job. Beginning the video now, super excited for these hot horse takes.

Shred Cadmium

It looked like competitive dance also healed Dancing Horse Girl's hand injury, so that might be something to try for the burn if the icebag gets too drippy 💃

Steven Clark

The dancing horse girl scene is especially weird because either that's a different girl doubling for her or the filmmakers are too incompetent to light a person's face. So, assuming it was a double, they thought it was so important for the character to release her anger through dance that they used a double to get around the fact that their lead actress couldn't dance, and then the double doesn't seem to be all that good at dancing, either. That's a lot of weird choices stacked up on each other.

OldManScratch

I joined patreon, i searched Jenny, I gave her money, I voted for Horse Girl Energy, I get wait I ordered. 5 stars

Natalie Arnold

Still blocked in Canada EDIT - works as of 9pm EST

Caleb Hill

The Saddle Club was filmed in Victoria, close enough to national parks that she could release it there. But there’s a large enough number of wild horses in some Victorian national parks that the government perform yearly culls, so probably not advisable still.

superb lobster

Jenny, how'd you burn your hand? I would argue that Terminator 2: Judgment Day, the greatest action film ever made, radiates horse boy movie energy. It's also great to watch at Christmas.

Tony M Parker

Well this exceeded my expectations. Leave it to Jenny to get me invested in any topic! Haven’t seen vampire diaries, but I’m hyped.

gossipgoose

Im so so excited for the vampire diaries video. I only watched some of it when I was like 14 so I cant wait to see like a deep dive of it

Lawrence Whiteside

Jenny. You should really think about releasing these rambles to the public. They're funnier than most YT.

Grace Curtis

Hot take: ‘Kes’ is a horse boy film. Social realist drama about a miner’s son who tames a kestrel. V depressing but it fits according to this formula. Would love to see a Disney channel remake where the lad uses his falconry skills to win the big prize & save the mine from Thatcher.

Malia

frankly i am blown away

Edwin

Blocked in the Netherlands aswell :(

Brian L Hughes

Horse Girl Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oI8Vil9gjU Run Appaloosa Run - 1967 - filmed where I grew up in Omak, Eastern Washington State. My cousin was in the marching band. Parts of the movie show scenes from the controversial, possible cruelty to animals, Omak Stampede.

Aims Kay

Blocked in Ireland too. :(

Matt

Still blocked in Canada

Jubei

Any chance you can fix it somewhere down the line? I really want to watch it but it's still region locked here too. ç___ç

James Lacey

rip, still blocked in Aus

Luis

Wow so many Jenny fans from all over the world :D Hope you guys get to enjoy the ramble soon!

Mr. Mitchell

It was working about an hour ago but now it's blocked :(

Jay Taylor

This fulfilled all my wildest dreams

David Whitney

"This video has been removed by the uploader" just now

Gum

I hadn't ever considered "horse girl energy" as separate from "being a horse girl", which I know now are two completely different concepts, thank you for opening my eyes

Luis

I think she burned herself on all the hot takes

Ford Prefect

The LJ Smith novel just sitting there

Natalie Arnold

RE: 1 - when you're self employed, you pay double tax, more or less, because you pay what normal people pay, plus the employer side. The details vary by jurisdiction and job type but that's a good approximation. Also, taxes for self employment often assume everyone owns like, a physical store or equipment or something like that, which means when you don't (like say, a youtuber) you end up with that double tax but not the writeoff that "normal" employers have. X-X

Lia Elwonger

pretty well done eyeliner for doing it left handed

UK73

You got burned. 😞 Neigh I say to burnt fingers. 😱

UK73

luckily you didn't eat anything that gave you the trots. 😋

UK73

Glad you didn't have an accident with a machete and (gal)lop off some fingers. 🐴

UK73

I hope you hand heals quickly and you're not saddled with wearing that ice bag for too long. 👋

UK73

If you get loads of great presents from Santa will you be ( show) jumping for joy? 😁

UK73

Btw: you didn't reload the vid, you remounted it. 😊

UK73

You are a trooper, you burnt your hand but didnt (eq)whine endlessly about it. 😺

Matt Reynolds

lol Australia a utopia where horses can thrive... more like Australia a land where everything can kill you. America has guns we just have nature.

Tori

Oh! I didn't know that Youtubers counted as self-employed. Thanks!

Steve Ray

Word! What else would she take a hot take with?

paralax

BumbleBee is ultimate horsegirl narrative

Steve Ray

I prefer the idea of Luke taming the Mos Eisley customers, leading them by a bridle into the Millennium Falcon, making Han drop out of hyperspace to buy fresh galactic hay, and having them pull him across Hoth like a sled team.

Gary Winter

Watched the clip from the movie. Even sadder for that actress, dancing is probably not some special talent she has, given the entire scene is shot in silhouette. So...not actually her. Just like a lot of the dances in Flashdance. That wasn't Jennifer Beals.

Steve Ray

Plus Jenny lives in California, so she gets double income taxed.

Kinetics Video

Well that was sure a tough ride against those demonic bodyguards the banker had for some reason. Gotta saddle up Kylohorse, and catch up to the sheriff before he forecloses on the stable! No. The stable. The bank. Kevin Sorbo. You need to let it all die.

Kinetics Video

Maybe some parts? I dunno, John does exert control over the T-800, the T-800 does gain some moral sensitivity through their interaction. But John doesn't really take care of the needs of the T-800 meaningfully and the relationship is created by external circumstances, John isn't seeking out a lost biker cyborg so he can teach it swears.

Kinetics Video

tfw your friend and metaphorical horse keeps you alive in the guts of your literal horse

Jenny Nicholson

Racehorse movies typically have strangely little bonding with the horse and are barely even horse movies letalone horse girl movies. Like the horse symbolizes their underdog story but they don't care about it beyond that. Esp weird in "Dreamer" feat Dakota Fanning, which was marketed as a horse girl movie but definitely wasn't. There's even a scene where her she gets scolded for trying to hang out with the horse because racehorses aren't pets (and it's narratively framed as true)

Jackie Scott

When I saw the title of this I hoped it would be about Jenny's experiences in the horse world and that world in general. This video was great but I think that would be really interesting as well.

who is counting

Demn Jenny that is one exquisite ramble (E: ugh I missed an opportunity to say exquinsite sadface.jpg)

pierandluft

the podracing plot in the phantom menace also has horsey energy!

Tabea Zeltner

Everything about that clip you linked is amazing. The acting. The fact that her dancing is filmed with her shadowed like it's a body double. The shots of her dad falling of a horse repeatedly. The unconvincing close up where her dad jerks on the ground like he just fell harder than he did. The guy in the cowboyhat peeking round the corner.

superb lobster

He does take care of the Terminator's needs! There's a scene where he's helping clean up his wounds and stuff. Sarah tries to smash his chip, but John stops her. He knows he can tame him.

T. Fazekas

Why is there an international conspiracy to block a video about female centaurs doing magic? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING FROM US?!?!

Anna Glin

It works in my region now thanks :) loved it, I read lots and lots of horse girl books and comics as a child, that pretty much all have the kind of story you described. there are many german weekly horse girl comic magazines. few movies though.

Michelle Irene Hanson

Bonus horseboy energy - Anakin taming the rhino dinosaur and rescuing his friends from the death arena on Geonosis

Zoe

I LOVE vampire diaries. So excited for that video <3

Tori

Thanks so much, y'all! My family consists of mostly self-employed people, but I don't ask them about their taxes much. Thanks for the explanation.

Mircea Bocioaca

Jenny would love Minimax. It's a European cartoon tv channel and half of the shows are about horses. There were like at least two cartoons that combined horse-riding with witchcraft.

Towers of Hanoi

Never seen vampire diaries, very excited. Also when you said that the horse betrays here and takes over the bank i just about screamed

Katie Sharp

So Excited for the vampire diaries video! I've wanted to know the story without having to watch the show for so long (22 episode seasons are just too much)! If the video is 2+ hours I wouldn't complain :)

Rachel

Really excited for both of the videos you have coming up! Seriously don't feel like you need to shorten them we love your long videos. I hope your hand feels better :(

Citizen Calmar

My main takeaway from this video is that Episode IX should have ended with a reveal that Rey was Kevin Sorbo's daughter all along. Would've been interesting to see Star Wars Twitter's reaction to that.

Hank Pan

“It’s leaking” is the sequel to “It’s spilling”

Saf

"Kylo Ren himself has horse energy" will... haunt me.

Shaun Cheah

Fantastic video; can't recall laughing this hard and often at a ramble in months. Definitely one of my all-time favourites now. Thanks to everyone who helped ride this topic to victory! While horse girls from literature and the silver screen were extensively and expertly covered, I do wish there had been a deeper dive into their real-world counterparts, though that would be grounds for a fruitful tangent should "Guys Whose Only Photos Are of Them Holding Fish: The Male Horse Girls?" win at the polls.

Sterling Desrosiers

I laughed out loud so much in this ramble. Also so excited for the vampire diaries video!

Z

Felicity the american girl doll is my idea of the ultimate Horse Girl

Tobasco da Gama

Haven't watched the video yet, but I did watch that clip from the Hallmark movie. Listen, sometimes your dad(?) tells you not to ride a horse and you have to do a modern dance routine about it.

JoeySnowyNoey

Super excited for The Vampire Diaries video! Idk what it even is, it just seems like prime material for Jenny. Also, the reality show one I’m excited for as well, because the other one she did is still my favorite video she’s ever made.

Brier

yessss vampire diaries

Lichterloh

Honestly I was expecting a ramble about the horse girl movie with Alison Brie, but this was better. Sometimes when you are told not to ride a horse you just gotta do some footloose dancing! And I‘m super excited for the next two videos, no matter which one comes first. Can‘t wait. <3

Blue Corn

Is Free Willy horse girl energy?

Allison L Pope

I stopped watching Vampire Diariea at the same time as you I am so pumped

Brontë

The mental image of Kylo Ren as a horse was much needed today - thank you, hahah

Jackie Scott

That would probably result in her making a lot less here on Patreon. I mean I wouldn't pay for the subscription if these were free on Youtube

Lawrence Whiteside

Would I pay $2/mo to support Jenny? Yeah. I do that for a few other youtubers who release at the same time and never do private video. because they're talented. Plus they could be release many months later. They're just great content and she slips down the algorithm when she releases less often. Win win.

Eamonn

But wouldn’t the Navi also have horse girl energy, seeing as how they both ride on horses and tame the dangerous Banshees?

Stephanie Hohn

I recently started a project where I read all of my friend’s childhood horse books and judging from the consistently bad writing and poor editing I would not be shocked to learn all of them are vanity projects as well. I guess it makes sense, horses are expensive so there’s probably a large proportion of rich girls with connections in the mix. Also the clip, the not-even-angry dancing to violin music, true perfection.

Taylor Calloway

I watched the link and then I looked up the full movie on YouTube which I didn't find but it led to a bunch of free youtube horse/girl movies and now it's 6:12 AM and I'm stuck watching "Emma's Chance" , where Emma forms an unlikely bond with an untamable horse, but when she gains confidence she decides to hatch a plan to save the ranch. That's like basically the actual description.

Eva Dvořáková

I am a new patron and this is the first video that Jenny added since I joined and I feel like I've gotten everything I ever wanted and more, my life is complete now. This is pure gold, I think it's my favourite video ever.

Rebekah Wright

I thought this was gonna be about that Alison Brie movie (which is good and weird and I would love Jenny's thoughts as a former horse girl) but this was also good.

Kritzlof

Does this mean Free Willy is a horse girl movie?

pika

there are some reylo equestrian fanfictions you should check out.

Christina

I love the idea of a combination horse girl/footloose movie

Andrew Hill

The mandalorian is a lone wolf & cub story

Melissa

I know this is an older video so Jenny's burn is certainly better by now, but I never miss a chance to pass along a tip from my nurse friend because it could help someone. if you have a *minor* burn (no blistering, no open wound) you can put mustard on it and it will stop hurting quickly and you can just gently rinse it off after it air-dries. it sounds ridiculous but I've used this tip multiple times and it really helps. to reiterate, this is only for MINOR burns. do not put mustard on an open wound or a blister!

Stephen Gillie

Was the first Cars movie a horse girl movie?

Kit

I can't help imagining horse Kylo Ren staring lovingly at horse Anakin's half-melted saddle like it's the helmet

AudreyDuck

I’m so glad I became a patron. This is exactly the content I wanted.

betp

the horse awakens

Roo

All the rambles from this one back into the past are private. Does anyone else have this? Is it a tier thing?

Tobi Lateef

i have the same issue. the only way i can watch the videos is by clicking the links in her "Ramble Video Master Post"

Roo

Thank you so much for the tip!

noah fick

Why are your past ramble videos private now?

Lauren Dunne

I’m having the same issue, I’m at the lowest tier- I can’t even access the old rambles from the Master Post.

arnique

Watching this again after the Burberry Adam Driver ad. Horse Energy.

Jul k

How come I cannot watch this one? Am I not paying enough?

Jul k

Yes, like how do I watch them? I just joined and do not have access to much and feel a bit upset

Jenny Nicholson

The updated links to the videos are all in the pinned master list

Jul k

Thank you!!!

Jul k

Wait…I actually have no idea how to find the pinned master list. I’m so new to patreons. I just came here for you lol

Dalton

When Jenny said that The Last Jedi is a Horse Girl movie my mind was absolutely blown. I still haven't recovered psychologically.

George Mitton

It says the video is on private :(

ShirotheNerd

Yeah, it says private for me too. :(

Void WL

Feral horses do run free in australia; dingos are big enough to kill a foal but there aren't any predators big enough to kill an adult horse. They've actually become a pest because of this and the government has to regularly cull or neuter them to protect the ecosystem, the wikipedia page Brumby has more information but one part of it is that they eat a lot of plants and this can mean there's not enough food for wallabies or native birds

Void WL

Horses do run free in australia though, there aren't predators big enough to kill an adult horse so brumbies have actually become an invasive pest and wreak havoc in the ecosystem, they eat so much plant matter that they can starve out native animals which are already struggling under climate change

Cardamon

Hiccup from the HTTYD movies is best horse boy

David Arroyo

was this removed on purpose?

Count Crackula

This is quite old, but to clear up some confusion: the "double" tax referred to by commentators isn't really a "double" tax, but rather a full payment of the social security and medicare tax deductions that, normally, an employer would typically pay half of. The full amount someone like Jenny, as self-employed, would presumably pay is just north of 15%, which would cover SS and Medicare tax obligations. The "double" income tax--seperate taxes, is really applicable to most earners in the US considering only 9 states don't tax income, but federal income tax applies to all of us. There really isn't some illusive tax code that places an unfair tax burden on the self-employed. Whether someone owns a store, or is a free-lancer, tax write-offs are mostly an issue of how much of the standard tax burden you wouldn't normally have to pay.

Jack Avalon

Netflix’s Lost in Space is also a horse girl movie but the horse is a robot

Lindsey Keefer

So what I’m hearing is that Paul Atreides is a horse girl with the sandworms