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January Rample Topic Voting (Patreon)

Published:
2021-01-26 08:25:43
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

January Rample Topic Voting

  • Favorite music/artists 283
  • "South Pole Ice Tunnel My Little Pony Shrine" 230
  • Jenny's Totally Non-Forced Ramble About G Fuel 360
  • The Percy Jackson movies 772
  • Jenny Reacts to Sandra Lee's Semi Homemade Holiday Cocktail Party 360
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer 756
  • Neopets 542
  • Interacting with fans, getting recognized, and fame in the age of COVID 565
  • China Beach pilot commentary 507
  • Jenny talks about her choices for favorite Pokemon of each type 629
  • Ranking every Sonic character 385
  • 2021-01-26
  • 5389 votes
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Content

Time to decide the topic for this month!

As always you may select as many topics as you like; the topic with the highest number of total votes wins.

Comments

kass

jenny it is midnight

##I'MTOPOFTHELISTWHOO!

When you vote for everything because you just assume it'll all be good...

Bailey

I need to see the Saw Content Jenny I'm so ready

Carl Watkins

I voted for Buffy because I want to hear Jenny destroy Joss Whedon for 20+ minutes.

Felicia Prehn

Can we combine China Beach and the Semi Homemade cocktail party tho

Woody Sims

Tbh I would double my monthly subscription for a gfuel video

Nikki Jones

I need to understand your feelings about my dear sweet buffy

Lula Ochoa

omg I doubt it’ll win but I’d b so curious abt your Sonic character ranking o_O

diego kontarovsky

we want saw content and just scary jenny content in general

Tony M Parker

Curious on Jenny’s take on Buffy... but Pokémon!!!

Kinetics Video

I just wanna see Joss get taken down a peg. It's petty but that's why

Dree

I can’t believe how low sonic rankings is. I’m hoping it’s just because everyone is holding out for a cyber shell collab where they rank them together.

Kinetics Video

Is that really a thing? That's cool.

Brian L Hughes

spiffing brit yorkshire tea!! oh, wait, this patreon.... :O)

Eric MacMillan

Surprised to see the Percy Jackson option on here, I thought for sure she had a main channel Percy Jackson video lined up. These are all great options as always.

suze

guys... sonic.. guys

Brendan Talty

Yezzz Percy jackson films yezzzz 😈😈

Clouds in the Sky

Ok, correct me if I'm wrong but I remember seeing that Netflix Love on The Spectrum dating show in one of the previous polls one time. Curious to know if any of you guys have seen it because me and my friends have and it's just awful lol- it felt really disrespectful towards people on the autism spectrum. Like it really feels like it was another one of that inspirational porn stuff for neurotypicals if you know what I mean. Like they only ever match people on the spectrum with people on the spectrum. They use an ASMR narrator to present new participants like it's National Geographic. There was one participant with red-pill ideology and it's all framed as some kind of an adorable thing. Like no one confronts him about this at all. They rarely give anyone helpful tips actually- there was like even one participant that when she practiced for a date- she was being told to lie for not wanting kids (because saying you don't want kids right now is apparently a very bad thing or something). I don't want to shame anybody who liked the show obviously but this show is a pretty good example of how society and media look at neurodivergents poorly to me. By the way, Jenny if you're reading this, thank you so much for bringing up the issue of people on the spectrum being portrayed poorly on media in your BronyCon video. Not a lot of content creators touch on this and mostly when they do, they really screw up by going into "PC RUINS EVERYTHING" territories and say "neuro-atypical" instead of the term neurodivergent. (**COUGH COUGH** YMS defending Sia on Sardonicast and on Twitch before actually looking on Autism Speaks. Literally comparing himself to her about "being canceled" and later after a few seconds actually looking on Autism Speaks and finding their bad stuff and condemning it (thank god), but never addressing this topic again on Sardonicast cause he's a popular movie reviewer, therefore, he's a genius who never makes mistakes. **COUGH COUGH**). So anyway, just curious to know if you guys have seen the show, and kudos to Jenny for addressing the topic in the BronyCon video 👏👏.

geeshta

Some of these suggestions sound like titles of Unraveled videos on the Polygon YT channel lol

T. Fazekas

Nothing starts your day of right like seeing a topic, being excited, clicking, and then realizing within the Jenny fandom you’re an outlier freak. Sigh....I’m going back to bed until Sandra Lee gets above 75 votes.

April Elizabeth

So sad that Unraveled isn’t going to be produced anymore :(

Kim Stroberg

Oh god, I'm going to be heartbroken hearing Jenny hate on my beloved Buffy. But at the same time I always want Buffy content..

Conor

Neopets 🥰

Conor

Honestly this is just one persons opinion, I’m on the spectrum and I had mixed feeling on that show!! I honestly kind of liked it. A lot of the people seemed like people I could get along with. I felt it was a pretty honest look at different parts of the spectrum! But yes, it did have a touch of that inspiration porn quality to it that most media concerning autistic folks has. Hope we can see something better!! Nothing about us without us!!

Conor

There were a couple of characters that didn’t seem comfortable doing what they were doing and that was concerning. A couple of them were cool though, like the couple with the train guy! They were adorable. I also like that it was lgbqt inclusive (although barely)

Conor

It does make me wonder abt the crew and such. Like what the demographic spectrum wise was. OH they also touch on how aspergers isn’t a recognized term anymore in the show and that was good bc there is a lot of confusion surrounding that. Also...fuck SIA

Aramis Calcutt

Please let it be Buffy. I loved that show—Seasons 1-4 particularly—but Jenny’s insights and takedowns are so exquisite...

Gleren37

Yeah, I feel similarly. But at the same time, I'm really curious to find out why she seems to hate Buffy and Joss Whedon so much.

Nick Libasci

lady bird isn’t on the options anymore we could’ve had it ALL

Bullseye

It's always night time somewhere, therefore Jenny should always be in bed.

Sarah Krishef

STRONG contenders for this month...

Melissa

is it really such a mystery why people hate Joss Whedon?

Kim Stroberg

I actually only found out about his scumbaggery recently, so I think a lot more people simply might not have heard about it! But when it comes to a show like Buffy it was a massive collaborative project by tons of talented people, and it feels harsh to entirely discard it for the personality flaws of the creator.

Leah

What’s abt h2o just add water lol

Stephen M

I appreciate y’all’s choices, but I do hope one day Jenny reacts to Sandra Lee wins. It would be a glorious video. :D

Spencer Hastings

Buffy fans: Favorite piece of buffy quib-y dialogue? Mine has to be her “you wanna see my impression of ghandi” *smash* in the season 3 premiere. It makes no sense. I love that it makes no sense.

Spencer Hastings

I wish there had been more lines suggesting “yes buffy went to class but she fell asleep bc she was out patrolling all night. Also bc she finds school boring”

Spencer Hastings

Also just trying to manifest this *SPOILERS FOR THE ENDING* i want a modern day buffy sequel that is a family sitcom where the baby has slayer powers. We saw in the finale young girls becoming slayers so why not a baby? Just full house if michelle could also accidentally kill you. ***Edit**** i don’t want buffy to be the mom. I want stand alone spinoff of a nice family with a baby with slayer powers.

Tony LMFAO

I would LOVE a Buffy video. Although I love some of Joss Whedon's work, I always felt as if his fan base was a little too reverent. But I watch all the videos, it's not like Percy Jackson would be unwanted.

David Aitel

YES PLEASE TO BUFFY VIDEO! :)

Sunflower Sunshine

Ranking Sonic characters..... it prob won't win and it makes me cry sega tears :(

Mary Elizabeth Parker

Apparently I'm a Basic B™ because the two things I picked were the two most popular. 😅

Katie Gogerty

I would love a buffy chat, but also...its kind of a lot right lol, what is she expected to talk about. Pretty sure she has said she's only watched a few tv shows to completion and this wasnt one of them lol. But like everyone...I will watch anything that Jenny talks about

Michael DeBellis

Have you seen the Buffy comic? The results of Buffy having sex are never good. Won't "spoil" it in case you feel like reading (I put spoil in quote because most fans agree it is awful) but in the comic her and Angel are able to get busy without Angel going bad but the results are even worse.

Spencer Hastings

Michael - i have read the plot summaries of some of the comics but not like the actual ones. I don’t want a sitcom with buffy and angel as the slayer baby parents. (I do dislike that they won’t just let buffy and angel be together) I want This nice family has a baby. That baby has super powers bc she’s a slayer but also a baby. Hijinks ensue. Like try diaper changing a slayer baby. Hilarious.

Steve Ray

Aren't "South Pole," "Ice Tunnel," and "MPLS" all synonyms?

simrell

pokemon, neopets, AND percy jackson? what a wonderful batch of choices this month

Sarah Margaret

Oh lord..... I've watched Buffy all the way through at LEAST a dozen times.... can my poor heart handle all of Jenny's spicy takes?

Jerry Nicholson

Lady Bird's coming back, I just can't pass on that spicy Buffy take

KL

Choosing between Percy Jackson and Neopets...the struggle...

Tyler Bletsch

Today I learned that there is a brony shrine in an underground tunnel at the south pole. Thank you for this information.

Rebecca Cook

Just another Buffy fangirl ready to get absolutely dragged by Jenny

Bryan Sutton

Is China Beach even available to watch anywhere? Or would we all have to go to Timelife and order the most anticipated DVD release in 25 years?

Shaun Cheah

The protective frost ensures that it will outlive us all.

Jerry Nicholson

Jenny opened this can of worms, now she has to lie in it

Brett Bottomborn

I've always needed sonic characters ranked in an internet friendly numbered list.

Shaun Cheah

The Scientology acquisition could merit some mention, too.

Claire Lines-Mattei

This is one of those situations where I want a video on all of these please and thanks. No matter what we get we win but we also lose because I'll forever wonder about the ones that got away.

Stephen Notley

Jeez, I didn't really wanna pressure Jenny about getting into it on Buffy, but if she's willing to put it up for a ramble, I'm gonna vote for it. I wanna see those talons fly!

Jerry Nicholson

Surprised at how narrowly Buffy is leading. I thought it would be a slam dunk. What even is Percy Jackson

Shred Cadmium

🤔 Didn't he do all those Lords of the Ringses? 🧙‍♂️🎬👍

Nolan Veldey

Nooooooo I don't want to have Buffy ruined for me

Jacky

Please please please, i need more china beach. I can't get that Diana Ross song out of my head

Adam Ryan

Honestly, I'd be happy with another 2.5 hours of VPD.

Andrew Hill

I kept scrolling until someone mentioned this topic. What would the content of the video be???? Hahaha yes it exists, i imagine it is very cold. Ok byeeee

Shaun Cheah

Initially my vote was for Buffy (along with a few others and "South Pole Ice Tunnel My Little Pony Shrine", of course) but today I noticed that Percy Jackson was only five votes away at 565 to 570, so I switched sides and now it's three votes away, 566 to 569 (nice), I encourage more people to swap preference when you're backing the winner in a close race, if only for the thrill. My actions singlehandedly reduced the gap by 40%. How often does one find an opportunity to wield such power?

Wind

I don't know what a South Pole Ice Tunnel My Little Pony Shrine is but I sure do want to know!

Aramis Calcutt

I believe it’s one of those shows like “Northern Exposure” that can’t be released on streaming (or even DVD) because they haven’t been able to clear the music rights. Shows that used a lot of classic pop songs on the soundtrack have run into that problem. “WKRP in Cincinnati” was unavailable for years. That’s why the DVD box set of “China Beach” was so “highly anticipated” because you couldn’t get it in any kind of home video. But even once you have all the rights for DVD, you have to start over from scratch when you want to start streaming.

Aramis Calcutt

Haven’t current events taught you that voting is not for messing around? Take your vote seriously

Jerry Nicholson

FYI win or lose I won't nominate Buffy again

Jerry Nicholson

That said I think either of the front runners would make for a good rample

Jerry Nicholson

Finally, now that Jenny's set the precedent, I have a suspicion that people are abusing the voting format to get two for the price of one

Andrew Hill

How does this mystery have so few votes why are people wasting this opportunity trying to get a main channel video instead of allowing south pole ice tunnel to happen.

Andrew Hill

Oh see thats so good, the intricacies of old musical rights claims, let's goo

Will_K

China Beach was a great show. It'll be interesting to see how jenny approaches it.

Ky

China Beach!

Rushka Unverricht

Poor Sonic. He made a vow that his mother would be found, just not this month.

Hayley Penso

Please let Percy Jackson win🙏🏻

Shaun Cheah

The South Pole Ice Tunnel My Little Pony Shrine is a shrine to My Little Pony in an ice tunnel under the South Pole.

Luis

Another split-topic ramble :o

john.locke357

Wish we had a ranked ballot and instant runoff

Jerry Nicholson

There's been run-offs in the past. Curious what will happen this time.

Darth_Credible_Halk

to be fair last time was less "two for one" as "fall to your knees and thank god in heaven that two topics won", basically giving Jenny a choice of topic and us a very satisfying ramble.

Steve Ray

But the film adaptation was called "Alien vs. Predator."

Andrew Hill

Shaun i know that, you know that, the funniest prompt is: go 20 minutes on something you demonstrably can't

geeshta

Percy Jackson: The Vampire Slayer

Aramis Calcutt

Man this is a squeaker! When does voting close? 31st?

Jerry Nicholson

I don't think anyone knows. I'm pretty sure it's just whenever Jenny gets around to checking in.

AppleSnaps

I don’t know which topic is my fav. I need someone to make a persuasive argument in the form of a numbered list.

Hayley Penso

1. Percy Jackson is a beloved series yet an obvious attempt at the “lightning in a bottle” success of Harry Potter. 2. The expanded universe is avengers-level after all of these years 3. They made 2 awful movies that angered the fan base so much they just stopped after that even though there’s enough books for 10+ movies centered on Percy alone. 4. Disney owns the publishing company (Hyperion) but somehow they let 20th century Fox get the film rights even though the series was green lit because they wanted something Harry Potter-esque to adapt 5. The first movie was directed by CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS if how badly they wanted this franchise to take off wasn’t clear 6. A rumored to be faithful series with the author heavily involved is in the works. 7. I’m not gonna go into specifics about the movies because that’s Jenny’s ramble if you’ll vote Percy Jackson today! Please guys I have 0 interest in Buffy but also feel like that topic has enough legs to be a main video topic so like let the Greek-myth-loving bookies have it this month🥺

Becca Flowers

you know what i really need jenny ? an abraham lincoln vampire hunter video

Jerry Nicholson

Distinguished patrons of Jenny Nicholson, tiers Bad Car and above, I am here today to call on you to elect Buffy the Vampire Slayer to the office of Rample Topic for the month of January, in the year of our lord Two Thousand and Twenty One. As we all know, in her most recent Main Channel Video, Jenny Nicholson opined that The Vampire Diaries, *A CW SHOW*, is of superior quality to beloved pop culture franchise Buffy the Vampire Slayer. There are those who would have us forget the past, and move on to the younger franchise Percy Jackson. My colleague Hayley Penso would have you believe that a Main Channel Video on the subject of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is likely at some unspecified future date, BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE FACTS. Buffy the Vampire Slayer and it's spin-off, Angel, have been off the air for SEVENTEEN YEARS. While, yes, in recent years there have been rumors of a new television series set in the Buffy universe, it remains in development limbo. Broadcast and even production of such a series is by no means a certainty. The fictional Slayer universe exists now only in the form of comic books, and I will have you know that Jenny Nicholson has NEVER made a video about the contents of ANY comic book. Furthermore, Buffy the Vampire Slayer as a topic has been so thoroughly explored by Content Creators that a video on the subject at this late date is unlikely to generate any traction with the YouTube Algorithm. Conversely, as of only a few days ago, Rick Riordan, creator of the Percy Jackson franchise, released the news that he was presenting a script for a pilot episode of a Percy Jackson series for Disney Plus to Disney executives, and he is optimistic that a full on-going series is likely to be ordered in the near future. Given these facts, I can declare, WITH CONFIDENCE, that it is PERCY JACKSON that is likely to be the featured topic of a Main Channel Video at some future date. But this is about more than simply which topic will be this month's Rample, and which topic is likely to appear in a Main Channel Video. Jenny Nicholson's statement on Buffy the Vampire Slayer generated widespread ALARM and CONFUSION here on Patreon and in her wider audience. Failure to select Buffy the Vampire Slayer as this month's Rample NOW, while it is topical, would send the message to Jenny Nicholson that we WILL NOT hold her accountantable for any Take that she issues, regardless of how Hot it may be. I ask you to stand with me today, to ask for accountability, so that faith in our Content Creators might be restored. Thank you and God bless Patreon, An Anonymous Person on the Internet

Andrew Hill

You have let your passion which is admirable overwhelm your obligation which is to us.  Not to them out there, with their disgusting priorities, but to those of us who, like you, are trying to decide which rample.  There isn't time or inclination for the research necessary to do more than make a take for each property you are describing and they are, as you seem aware, both properties that have existing audiences, existing interested parties to create and consume content.  Today we honor Large Fish Energy, and Ewoks Caravan of Courage, and What If, Don Bluthland.  Today we insist that the rample either be about something that won't be covered otherwise at all, even in passing, even in a 2.5 hour vampires diary video, or else that it be Entirely Impossible to speak coherently on. I urge a vote for China Beach which I know, btw, was mentioned I just like it or else the South Pole Ice Pony Tunnel because I will, raise my patron level if you seriously told me there was like a detail heavy story there I just dont see it -- and I yield the remainder of my time. 

Shaun Cheah

Percy Jackson is winning so I switched back to Buffy because (1) Jerry made a persuasive argument and (2) I thrive on chaos.

Bryan Hall

The clear choice is to create a new universe called Buffy Jackson who fights vampire gods.

LL

3 more votes for Percy! The vampires have had it too good for too long.

Nezumi

I'd really love to hear Jenny talk about her process and advice for analyzing and critiquing media. Even if she doesn't necessarily have an actively & conscious process, I think it would be really interesting to hear her go ahead consciously break down steps on a rant.

Max VF

Man I'd love to hear Jenny talk about small monsters but I just rewatched Buffy recently so I'm all about the Buffy ramble

Andrew Hill

Team percy is hurting pal where you at?

Steve Ray

For the record, the Animal Topics Coalition has no dog in this fight, neither figuratively nor literally. Also, while Andrew is not a Hill to die on, we agree with him that the South Pole Ice Pony Shrine would have been a better use of scarce Ramble time.

CyanideCrystal

I really want to see Buffy :0 Especially after what she said in the last video

Chelsea Margaret Cole

I don't know anything about Percy Jackson and I resent that so many people do. Sorry, I am in my 30s, this is just baseline emotion now.

Steve Ray

The close of the Ramble Poll comes like a thief in the night, we know not when.

Steve Ray

TWIST: It's an alternate history with a non-binary President, Andrew "Buffy" Jackson, who can be "soft as a satin cape, fast as a silver bullet, or sharp as a hickory stake."

Steve Ray

BONUS TWIST: Buffy Jackson will be played by Natalie Wynn, and the surprise success will prompt the CW to franchise the BJU. Network brass will bring back Natalie to play Olivia North in the 1980's political thriller, "Contra Points."

Hayes

NEOPETS