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April Ramble Voting (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-23 01:47:14
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

April Ramble Voting

  • Imagineering an Avatar: The Way of Water Park 689
  • Jenny reads James Cameron's live action Spiderman movie script from 1993 638
  • Jenny reviews the 2023 Church of the Rock Easter play “Beauty and the Beaster" 1564
  • Jenny ranks all 1st Generation Pokemon 472
  • Jenny ranks the letters of the alphabet! 203
  • Favourite music/artists 168
  • Jenny Rates Theme Park Merch 365
  • Jenny's Most Shocking and Controversial My Little Pony Takes 766
  • Jenny Reacts to Muppets The Frog Prince 288
  • The Slaughter (and Consumption) of Cedar Long by the Scoundrel Brian Dahle 149
  • Most favorite musicals 444
  • Jenny Explores Theme Park Art (From the Ryman Disneyland Pitch Illustration on up) 265
  • Jenny University: Majors, Faculty, Mascot(s), etc... 233
  • Least favorite/most hated theme park rides 898
  • 2023-04-23
  • 7142 votes
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Content

May the best topic win! As always, you may vote for as many topics as you like; the highest total number of votes wins.

Also you heard it here first but I'm cooking some fun* bonus content for next month

*I can't know yet how fun it will be

Pic is unrelated I'm just trying to be festive for the month of April

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Comments

Jack

Ψ outsold

Joe Cumbo

Jim Cameron hive rise up!!

Brandon Michel

I’ll keep voting for the James Cameron script as long as it’s up there

Mikey

I’m so confused is “beaster” some Christian in-joke?

Ruthy K

Beauty and the Beaster is about to mf clear all the topics 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I want to see Belle get absolutely destroyed by that battering ram again!!!!

B Hair

Hallooo be thy nameeee lol

Ruthy K

I’m like 99.9% sure it’s just because it sounds like Easter 😭 Maybe?

Austin F

that poster feels like a combination of cats, the lion king, and the bible. i think it's tailor made to offend every possible demographic

Madeleine

The church plays 😔🙏 please, my fellow countrymen, let us choose something else. The plays are just actually too cringe

bingo bango

honestly the church play will always win for the months where its available

Dan Gibbins

The crucifixion this year was not their best work, but there is a lot to unpack about an Evangelical church singing Time Warp during their Easter play based on a Disney movie.

Rose Tyler

I really, really dug the original church play video -- but for my part, I feel satiated by sufficient Church Play Commentary from the original video. ;D I'm ready for a new topic! (... of course, I always enjoy the ramble no matter which topic ends up winning. :))

tagliatelle grande

Praying for a month when the avatar one finally wins 😭

Emily Bird

Muppets The Frog Prince gave me nightmares as a kid so that’s my vote

benjamin fletcher

I would vote for the Avatar one but I don't really get it. Theme park rides aren't that complicated. I don't think there much to it. Copy and pastte an existing ride and theme it with avatar stuff. Your in cart and it travels thru 4 scenes in the movie. Is there more to it than that?

Valentine Draper

i will hopelessly continue to vote for controversial MLP takes 🥲

Ivy Cass

One day MLP hot takes will win, never lose hope brothers

Rebecca Cook

I just have to hear Jenny's thoughts about the church endorsing lady Jesus

Mel Bee xx

i hopelessly pray for mlp takes

Captain Langosta AKA The Yellow Dart AKA Kyle

I was excited to see the Cameron Spider Man option return. I thought maybe that one can win this time. It's a strong contender. Then I saw the one immediately below it. Voted for both, but really, all the other candidates stand a snowball's chance in hell (or, more appropriately, a Belle's-ribcage's-chance on stage).

Eric MacMillan

What are everyone's guesses for what the bonus content might be? I'm hoping it is Efteling park related.

Joan

Someday my prince (Jenny University) will come.

PermaVirgin

I still desperately need a doll collection video

Olivia Rollins

I don't know what's wrong with me but I need like 18 more hours of church-play content, I'm so excited.

Rushka Unverricht

Beauty and the Beaster sounds like it'll be comedy gold, so that's got my vote this month! I also voted for the Pokemon ranking topic, which I think I've voted for every time it has made an appearance. Someday... maybe, just maybe it'll win.

Eric MacMillan

Ohh thats a good guess it could be related to that!

Reese (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-07 18:00 I normally vote for at least 3, but this month I have exactly on desire, and that's the Easter play babyyyyyy
2023-04-23 12:19 I normally vote for at least 3, but this month I have exactly one desire, and that's the Easter play babyyyyyy

I normally vote for at least 3, but this month I have exactly one desire, and that's the Easter play babyyyyyy

Dylan

Man am I curious to know the music she listens to. Love Beauty and the Beasters, but what is there to say that has not already been said. Masterpiece 10/10, that random rumble in the Gaston song, amazing.

Will_K

I still wanna hear Jenny doing all the voices of a Spider-Man movie.

T. Fazekas

Another poll, another opportunity for JN fandom debate the various excellent suggestions with no clear fav…or… ok then.

Steve Ray

That's a little racy for a family website.

Steve Ray

We're watching angels unaware.

Steve Ray

Hannibal knows better than to compete with The Church on the Rock.

Deb Fine

Hoping to see the escape room option return next month. So many possibilities with that one!

Dan Gibbins

Preview of Star Cruiser?

Dan Gibbins

Honestly did not expect that. I didn't see how a rage-filled monstrous shut-in cursed for his vanity would work as a Christ allegory, but it still felt more likely than Evangelicals letting a woman be Jesus.

Eric MacMillan

Oh ya it could be something Star Warsy for May the Fourth!

fae

maybe we’d actually get to see a better world/theme park: through her eyes/imagination. the way we do it, is just the way we do it *now*, there are infinite other ways to do everything.

Eric MacMillan

I promise it will return eventually, I had to make sure to get the Easter play topic on there this month!

ts_babyjane

not voting for the obvious winner because im still spiritual besties with the favorite musicians suggester because i have soo many questions about jennys music taste that i need answered. its a medium she very rarely talks about but im assuming from clues has a lot of opinions on, based in clues like her past singing. also think the MLP topic has got to win someday, really needing that since i was brony radicalized by jenny. okay slay

Sam Cotter

honestly these all are really good!

Dylan

I feel like their are options for Jennys musical taste that are gonna be completely out of nowhere that no one would have guessed. I have to know tho. Much more interested in that than beaster. The play can easily be found on youtube right now, and once you see it the jokes just right themselves.

Cassie Dee

I'm officially voting for the one with the least votes lol

BZZY93

ALL..ALL.ALL.ALL!!!!

Brian Balster

i REALLY Want Little Pony tales... But.. It WAS easter, and that is a beast!

Paige ✨

I really need to hear about more creepy/defunct rides Jenny is icked by 😭

Rebekah Fisher

Kinda glad the goat story isn't gunna make it...I love Jenny (obviously), but it was pretty clear in the story that the senator did *not* kill and eat that goat and was actually fine giving it back to the girl. The whole story was sad and exploded, but I dunno if it's ramble worthy anyway.

Porge

The Easter play will be fun (and timely), but I don't think it's the meatiest topic up there. (I'm also biased because I struggle with the secondhand embarrassment of below-average amateur acting)

Alexandra Gordon

i'm sorry mlp takes, but the heart wants what it wants

Danny Phantom

i hope the fact the incredibly racist coffin seller from tombstone played a main role (lumiere) in this one gets a mention. at least his accent is only offensive to the french this time

Petie

I always enjoy the rants, even when it's not the one I voted for, but I really hope the Spiderman script wins. Also mlp, also least fave theme park rides. I'm bad at decisions.

Jesse Walker-McGraw

Obviously the Easter play was the run away winner this time, but I'm excited that the second place was least favorite rides! We gotta vote for that one next month, fingers crossed that it'll be on the poll!

Julia takla

me too its way more tragic than it is interesting or even enraging :(

benjamin fletcher

I will vote on it next time. I don't believe she has a "most hated" theme park so it will be interesting to see what the ramble wil be