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hi i have STORIES except not stories just one story but also a couple things that aren't stories like the video above which some of you may have seen on twitter from april fools but some of you might not have so here

that is actually going to be our devastating drake animation--- but uh, with proper sounds presumably. in the mean time inuki totally would have gotten me with this if i handled animation reviews in any reasonable frame of time and then when i realized what he wanted me to do i figured out immediately what was going on based on the day and the fact that every time he asks me to check an animation right away it usually ends up being something awesome like this like that time dynamic punch played the john cena thing or sinsister arrow raid was actually just unlimited blade works

maybe two stories
if you count that one

so i haven't been feeling super motivated the last few days but i've crept forward a bit despite that and that's no longer the case cuz today i wanna kick the world in its face !!! i just have to find where its face is... but also last night i started a poison mono on reborn on complete impulse and i figured it might be fun to share some highlights here (even acknowledging i probably get bored and stop playing in like a week, zzzzz) because they're not irrelevant to development!

so my trainer name is absynthe based on the hallucinogen based on hark totally using that name on the server a number of years ago so thanks hark for letting me steal your name

obviously we have a bulbasaur starter and the first thing i did was acquire as many Friends as possible which it turns out is a heck of a lot
so here were some starting friends

i really just need one more letter for names..... anyway my personal favorite of these names is, of course, America. her hobbies are daytime shopping, watching cable tv, and binge drinking 120 liters of pure propane gas each night. 

by the way that cascoon? i caught it as a wurmple at level seven. it evolved as soon as i caught it. like i named it, it went into my party, and then it evolved. that's a bug, right? i'm pretty sure that's a bug. which sucks cuz it was kinda awesome, but i'll have to fix it :<

also since it's a posion mono and i'm trying to at least catch everything.... begrudgingly..... i did this

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it was named appropriately.

garbage pokemon has 3 guaranteed 31 ivs but of the 3 remaining ones it rolls single digits on two of them, what a joke lmao

anyway we boxed this immediately. i mean super immediately, never even went to the party... i guess that's normal, but i mention it because i dont think i mentioned this before but we implemented the feature from SuMo that when you catch a new pokemon you can choose to put it in your party  right away and send one of your other pokemon to the box. so that's cool. 

anyway "box 1" is too good for this pokemon. let's fix it. we all know where shit goes, right?

into the fucking toilet, that's right
volcano background just so it burns.

anyway! poison adventure! i went on capturing a couple more friends and since my party was full i decided to make use of the new party storage feature, and eventually deposited trubbish.
only.
i had forgotten which box i was just on
and so this happened:

and i just
djbfjdffdhbfjhebd
fucking accurate, frankly

so that was my accidentaly delight last night

maybe posting about poison mono playthrough is better than posting not much at all in the eventing/story time where i can't really talk about what i'm doing too much so i'll bring more stories if anything interesting happens~