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268- Hakeem Jeffries- Chollop (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-02 11:00:10
Imported:
2026-09

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The Bad Boys discuss just how badly the Democrats are failing

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Sophie

I would not be disappointed if Gareth did an entire episode in baseball announcer voice.

David Mackinder

i joined the patreon for the chollop lol

ryan george

This is my favirite thing after the dollop. Cant beat the original concept. Love it all though. Daveth and Gary are the best so really if 1 or either is involved there is a 90% chance ill like it.

Valerie

Literally same

Flubho

I love the Chollop! Dave’s angry rants give me the will to live.

Christine Meyer

I was waiting for the Bad Boys take on this corrupt, performative, and incompetent dork. Thank you! ♥️

Sorth Cuanto

This is my favorite thing. This is my main news source.

Fatniss

I love listening to both of you on the Chollop! Please keep doing them :)

Let's Get Medieval

Jeffries and RFK jr. have this strange similarity in the timbre of their voices: they both sound like they are about to get beat up in in a bar and they're trying to talk the angry drunk guy down and they're absolutely terrified.

Matt Lowery

This is my favorite thing

Matt Lowery

This is my favorite thing

PnwLady

❤️ “turd on fire”

✨ it's whitney, bitch✨

I stfg if he said "___ over ____" one more time, I would have traveled through time and space to slap him in his stupid fucking mouth.

brdbth15678

"Are you going to Bitchfest?" 🤣

Jay Willman

All the unanswered pauses remind me of when a comic pauses too long for laughter that ain't coming.

Vault Tec Rep

His speech 25ish minutes in when he lists thing over thing was too much. Had to skip. Jesus fuck this guy

Robert Armstrong

I hate this, and my dad's dead. EDIT: Gonna show Jeffries to my kids when I teach them about empty rhetoric.

Madeline

I love the chollop! I’d love to hear the bad boys take on the tariffs/trade war. Love from 🇨🇦

KellyA

You owe me compensation for playing that entire Hakeem clip at 25 mins

Jo

Also same

comrade_snarky

I, for one, really enjoyed the discussion after the Dollop episodes and specifically joined the Patreon so I could listen to the Chollop. That means two things, great business decision on y'all's part and people need to stop being pussies because everything is political. Stop crying.

Shugoshin {Conchobar}

This is my second favorite non Luke, non Byrnes, and non Corey Dollop Cinematic Universe podcast Edit the AIPAC joke is so good cuz I’m currently listening to The West Wing Thing, and while I don’t think either Dave or Josh realized back then that Sorkin is a massive Zionist, they were calling it a genocide years before October 7th which was definitely not the popular American take

🩺 Amy🫀

Why do I believe that Hakeem is not himself struggling with affordability 😏

J S Sollars

The sudden look into the life of a half naked man living with dead rats was a nice Lynchian break from Schumer.

🩺 Amy🫀

Extra points if he does Peter Gammon ♥️

🩺 Amy🫀

He sure does love a list, for J-Town’s sake!

🩺 Amy🫀

I’m nerved up because I’m in MA and the Cape is pretty purple, I’m not convinced people in Springfield and a few other towns are educated enough to vote. The elites in the mountains will vote. I’m not a fan of Maura Healey, but the dude going up against her is a fascist. It’s worrisome.

dan from south jersey

Finally a chollop where I don't have to apologize for Corey Booker from new jersey

🩺 Amy🫀

It’s all I can do to keep myself from mowing down MAGA signs lining the edges of their perfectly manicured lawns in front of their big stupid houses

Roie

Jared Kushner holds no official position in the government so there’s no benefit Hakeem Jeffries. He’s full of shit when he says that it was to discuss affordability. What the hell does Jared Kushner have to do with affordability when he has no official role in the government? I’m so sick of it.

ChigBungus

He’s dressed like he got roped into a scam at Paddy’s Pub on St Patrick’s day. Also I noticed he was doing the alphabet thing at about “C” and went “no. No surely he won’t do the whole alphabet.” It’s like 10% off from being an I think you should leave sketch

ChigBungus

Jeffries delivers speeches with the same cadence as a child reading a speech written by their parents about a subject their young mind can’t fathom.

P.A.21

I joined the Patreon for the Chollops and the Van Life episodes were great too. I get a little uncomfortable when Dad yells at Gareth, but that’s ok. I know he’s not mad, just disappointed 😬

Human post fuel soup.

I hate that I can smell each one of these clips through the screen…Gareth. Chuck Schumer was bad enough because he’s from the late 1800’s, and you followed up with basement troll? This is Luke behavior. Absolutely Luke behavior.

Frances

Dave makes me feel ok for already being a Dave my whole life.

Mandy Panda

I love the bad boys and grumpy dave, these are my fave episodes

Tom

Ugh I can't look at Jefferies dumb face

Kathleen M

AIPAC Shakur thought no one would notice that 2 days after meeting with Voldemort he appointed the 3 most Zionist dem members of the House (Moskowitz, Bell and Wasserman Shultz) to the House Foreign Affairs Subcommittee on the Middle East and North Africa - Kushner's primary area of interest? Moskowitz will be Chair of that subcommittee if/when the democrats take the House. And Schumer saying the democrats have the republicans on the ropes for the Senate? The DSCC has actively fought against half of those likely to win a Senate seat. Neither Schumer nor Jeffries have any plan at all. And they suck.

Genevieve

This is my favorite fact, you were right all along!

Fel

The fundy cheistians are also for Israel, but so Jesus can come back and the apocalypse can happen

John W

Such a scintillating speaker 😆😴

Nancy Remley

A cop in Georgia shot and killed a pet baby donkey this week because it brayed at him, after he tried to tase it- Fuck the police

John W

Chuckie's right. The Dems do have impressive candidates, and Chuck and Hakeem are leading the fight to undermine them.

Travis Alvarez

To be fair to Gareth, I followed the Patreon almost exclusively for the chollop, and I think Dave just needs to let Gareth cook a little more

✨Ames✨

Talking over walking. Pretending over defending. Collecting over protecting. Masturbating over legislating.

Jack Albury

My favorite is the one he did on We’re Here to help. The guy who lives in Jake’s garage.

Nick Magnum

rhymes over times of change!

Neige

Its truly remarkable that people aren’t chasing AIPAC Shakur out of New York with pitchforks. I hate that Mamdani affirmed his support for him (I don’t expect anything from AOC anymore).

Allison Linderkamp

Fuck Hakeem Jeffries. God, he enrages me. That look on his face during his grade school poem speech. We’re so fucked.

Dawn Johnson

🏃🏾‍♀️💨 how fast I ran to this chollop as soon as I read the title. Luv me some angry Dave.

brdbth15678

Do you ever see people who have been listening to SUPER political bands for 20 years say shit like "I miss when Serj Tankian wasn't political, stick to music dude." People are so stupid they can't even tell when art is political.

✨ it's whitney, bitch✨

Oh my god. I slowly morphed into a proto Dave over the last 10 years. Went from a self-congratulatory shitlib to an angry involved activist demsoc (at minimum).

Geoff Fetterolf

I only listen for Dave's prolonged Intros then I skip

andrew g

Gareth pausing to scream at the Hakeem was the most relatable thing for me hahahah

Tracy & her cats

Dems like him are an embarrassment to being Dem, ugh.

theetravisbails

I'm so fucking sick a democrats taking the high road and not fighting for anything.

Ruairidh Lunny

Loving the Cabrini GreenScreen, very authentic

Rob Andelman

Wrong about leadership. If the dems put them in charge, the liberals will lose their minds. Once the do nothing, all bets are off. This time is different.

Elijah S

Yup same! Don’t really care about ads, but I have to have this!

Meegs75

My absolute favorite thing. Joined Patreon for the chollop

Meegs75

Same!! I can’t bear to watch or listen to the news anymore. These are the talking heads we need!