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TLIT: Skunk-dates and Hot Takes (Patreon)

Published:
2026-09-09 06:52:21
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2026-09

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Whats up Doll Heads! Just a quick check in this week while I finish something a little more involved for next week... We'll check in with my stinkiest neighbors and give you one of my potantially stinkiest opinions. Hope you're having a great week!

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JuniperRose

Luke, with all of the love in my heart and the memory of fresh skunk effluent seared onto my brain, please, find another solution for your workshop. For your own health at this point, I know the skunks will be fine. That closing song is what Alanis meant when she sang isn't it ironic? It is Alanis. It is ironic.

JuniperRose

I have a good recipe for post skunk wash if you ever happen to need something like that. Cheers!

Allison Linderkamp

Skunks stomping and popping are so cute. As long as they don’t spray after. I’ve run into a couple walking my dog super early. Again, I think you should get James Fritz’s contact info from the guys to discuss skunks under houses. Or, you could get some humane traps, catch them, drill, and then let them out. Not sure how you avoid getting sprayed though. Suggestion for a future TLIT – house tour showing us some of your many art pieces. You’re living pretty large with 3 light switches per room. Don’t ever feel like sharing wildlife footage, especially from your yard, is a poor TLIT.

Tom in Denver

Lukewarm Takes sounds like a new segment.

Scott Jeffers

Attenborough’s got NOTHING on Luke.

Haley Andriianov

Ooo, just got tickets last night for Gareth in Albany! So happy you will be there too Luke!

lilbeaan93

Luke, if you don't understand that we absolutely adore your cat-skunk-racoon-shed documentation, do you even KNOW your audience?!

Javan Brown

The skunk was little more chilled towards the raccoon than I expect. I did enjoy your documentation & thought your setup was dope!

JuniperRose

It's too good to abandon to the aether.

JuniperRose

This is the content I pay for. I can't even remember how I got here.

Hilary McKinney

A few years ago, we had to trap and release a whole family of skunks who had moved into our crawlspace. They apparently LOVE cheeseballs. The babies are so cute. I hope that your skunks have babies, and that they name them all after their great protector Sir Luke.

willis t

fucking shirt game on point as always

s-burg

im like 90 percent sure those kids are joking. right?

Luke Simmons

They've got like three other covers of it - there's also a large hammer and sickle decoration in the rehearsal space- I'm like 99% sure it's ironic.

Allison Linderkamp

I forgot to mention - go see Luke and Gareth do stand-up live if you can. I've seen them twice. I went solo to the second show, so no excuses except money.

Emily Richardson

Seconded on sharing wildlife footage being perfect TLIT material. I love it. I created a slack channel at work titled wfm-wildlife so we can all share our backyard critters. It’s really enjoyable to see everyone’s critters from all over the country

emd0206

Hey Luke! At the end of the day, a human getting skunked is not the worst thing in the world. A lot easier to un-skunk yourself versus if it was your dog… as someone who had several extra “friendly” pups get skunked and then had to unskunk myself & even my toddler nephew, after the dog! With so many skunks around, maybe you should just have a stash of un-skunking supplies on hand just in case. 🧐Otherwise you’ll be skunkin’ up your car to run to the store, etc… good luck keep the wildlife coming!

emd0206

Eau de skunk, a fragrance for men from Calvin Klein 😂

poortasteinporn

I'm loving Luke dressed up for some hard work

poortasteinporn

If anyone wants to know why those space nazi uniforms are stupid, go look up the Picard Maneuver (the shirt version, not the warp drive one)

JuniperRose

So hot it burns your eyes 😂