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The girlies discuss the happenings — the ugly boyfriend apocalypse, insane Conservative conspiracies, the transgenda, Kate Middleton's whereabouts and more. 

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Kaley Alness

Omg beautiful wonderful perfect timing i just opened the app to anxiously check for the new EP

Fatma

Babe wake up new ep dropped

Jasmine

Well yes

Michelle

lovely amazing and this will keep me going tomorrow

avvsies

I was literally about to go to bed early for the first time in monthssssssss 🥲🙏🏻🫠

soph

i totally get what julia is saying about the ugly boyfriends.. like our standards for women are just so much higher, and if the roles were reversed people would say WAY worse stuff about the woman. these woman put so much effort into their appearances too, and half of these guys don’t put effort into anything including respecting women. so it’s just a weird double standard. similar to when people talk about ur friend’s "ugly" bf, often it’s just like.. this girl who likes a guy just bc of heteronormativity and feeling pressured to find a man, not bc she’s actually attracted to him. whereas the biggest trollboy in the world will often still wait for a VERY conventionally attractive woman with a body count of negative 12

Rylee Nelsen

Julia everything you say is so important to me

Emily

I couldn’t agree MORE that being a short man is not an issue but being INSECURE abt it is deeply unattractive! This is a PSA to MEN stop lying about your height!! Be fr!!! I’m literally in love with a short king who is always havin a laff about being a short king. 💕

Jay Ess

i’ve recently broken the endless cycle of dating ugly men, to the point where people had started messaging me asking if i was okay, and if i finally decided that if i really wanted to take care of some Thing, i should do good for the world and simply adopt a child instead of harboring a grown man

Jay Ess

JLo. hot but horrible

Abi Wells

Guys I’m high as fuck the simulation chat is a lot rn

Poppy

I think the response to Ariana grande is so weird, I get you might not want to listen to her anymore but the desire to take away her career is giving 1809? Should we take her into the town square and stone her too?

Annabelle

amazing timing just left my ugly boyfriend

avvsies

YES GET ALLEGRA BACK ON THE PODCAST

Klaudiusz

Period. We don’t know everything to the story, also with her previous husband. People just jump the gun to see a woman get ‚Womaned‘

Catie Bowland

i’ve been going to Balmorhea since i was 9!!! so happy Eliza got to experience it 🫶

Josefina Troncoso

wait wait where are they talking about taking away her career? it’s 6 am and I’m unfortunately on my insomnia bullshit so I feel like I missed that

Anne Margaret

Thank FUCK y'all I just came back to my apartment after 2.5 weeks of vacation and found the ceiling busted open with water?? LINSING while I clean I guess!!

Carolyn Thompson

My moms favorite show The Crown, you should definitely watch it Eliza.

Veronica

Lol THANK you Eliza beauty is subjective. Can we stop calling people ugly like if you’re not dating him who cares?

grace

unfortunately they spotted kate middleton the other day, no bbl in sight. also diana, as good as the conspiracy sounds, was just killed in an incredibly unfortunate accident!! You're Wrong About has an amazing 5-parter on her which goes into these theories!!

Veronica

Btw I heard Kate has known about Rose Hanbury for a while so I think that headline about her was engagement bait

Rhiannon Ellis

fermi paradox is so fckin cool to think about!

Molly_Ollie

Omg I needed this right now - on my second train of the day to go give my very first presentation and the nerves are eating me alive! So glad I can bring all the binches with me on this journey!

Sydney Rossini

the you’re wrong about series on princess diana is my favorite thing in the world!

K8

I think OP means the general response to her not Eliza/Julia’s

Ursula Regazzoli

not the barry keoghan slander during ireland’s birth week… </3

Maggie

personally i will never stop bullying ugly boyfriends. as women we deserve to jest

Ann

I am here for Barry keoghan slander.. we need to talk about the epidemic of men experiencing a crumb of success and immediately leaving their long-term partners and infant children for very young women

Melissa O'Keefe

I fear we shall be needing “ugly rights” and “beautiful spirit” merch

Lilly Hogan

needed this today binchies

Sarah

Hottest person with the ugliest spirit I OUT LOUD went “pierce brosnan”

elizagolightly

Guys, it’s Armie hammer who has an ugly spirit, but is super hot. He literally wants to eat women.

Kara

Bowen Yang (in Wicked with them both) recently came out and said that if you think you know what happened in the situation because of what you’ve heard in the media, you’re completely wrong. Interesting to hear someone that’s so close to the situation call it out!

✨

My Kate Middleton thoughts: 1) hospitalized for eating disorder. I unfortunately think this is the most likely scenario. 2) emergency hysterectomy or abortion. The only thing I can see PR fumbling as much as mental health issues is reproductive health issues.

orla

Lord help us our future psychologists are using chat gpt to do thinking leg work and hosting podcasts

elizagolightly

Also to add to the Diana conspiracy that the crown killed her: it’s true that Queen Elizabeth pulled her security detail which put her in deeper danger, and that’s essentially what led to her being tracked down by the paparazzi more easily because she was vulnerable. It’s a direct Line to why she was in so much danger when she could’ve had security. Like we always have security for our past presidents because they’re always in danger no matter what, but Queen Elizabeth refused to extend that to Diana after the divorce. She did the same to Harry and Megan, which is why they needed to seek refuge over here.

slizzarddd

I just broke up with my very conventionally beautiful boyfriend - how do I not compare everyone else I date to him looks-wise?

Anna Lobmeyer

I think that Dianna and Dodi were about to come out and say something about Prince Andrew ie pedophilia and sex trafficking Epstein shit. To this day, Dodi’s father maintains that they were murdered. Dodi had ties to the entertainment industry and all of that sorts of stuff. I really believe they were going to rat out Elizabeth’s favorite son. Large rabbit hole with that shit.

Victoria Chung

there is a reason you broke up with him. beauty in a romantic relationship really comes from the way you both shine from being in love and being happy with each other. ❤️ (i’ve struggled with this myself trust but i’m with a much better man now and he is the most attractive person on the planet to me even though people may not think he’s conventionally attractive)

snailgirl

yeah, i’m pretty sure that article about her in the independent was from 2018 or 2019 so def an seo play

izzy

tom cruise for ugly soul

Grace

Julia MUST read the SCUM manifesto

Serena

Re: ugly men & incels, u guys need to read the essay the right to sex by Amia Srinivasan

Manon

I am not an Ariana grande girly but unfortunately the swedes sniped me - you best believe the album has been on repeat

C.C 🐻

Julia you should read The Nobility and Excellence of Women and the Defects and Vices of Men by Lucrezia Marinella

✨

I don't disagree with the sentiment but Sabrina Carpenter is 24. Only mentioning because I've seen people saying this in a way that implies some kind of victimhood and wanna be clear that she's a fully grown woman in her mid twenties and their age gap is actually pretty normal (he's only 31). I think a lot people assume she's like 19

Sabrina Benchaabane

this is the best ep to come out for me one week post breakup with a short man

Willa Yonkman

Kendall Jenner is hot person ugly spirit

Ann

Fair, I don’t think Sabrina is a victim (or deserves any “blame”). It’s less about her age and more about her celebrity status, I think. Like Jeremy Allen White’s new gf is “age appropriate”, it’s more about men experiencing a period of attention and fame (deservedly so), but then seemingly immediately ditching their long term wives (and children!) and getting into high profile relationships with famous women. And don’t get me wrong, I obviously don’t know a thing about their personal lives actually and I’m not saying these men are bad people, I just feel for the women who seem to get left behind after no doubt sacrificing for and supporting men who then get all the fame, glory, and dozens of articles about how cute he is with his new hot famous gf, ya know?

Mira

re: the poor white ppl conspiracies- this is why we need intersectionality!!!!!!! good thing our govt is committed to practicing and teaching DEIJ right :3

Mira

also I think a lot of "ugly" men aren't ugly, they just don't take care of themselves and have rancid personalities and assume their appearance is why they're single/lonely. this is a huge issue in a lot of gaming communities especially!!! bitch take a shower!!!!!!

Mira

like yeah physical attraction IS something people take into account when they date, but that doesn't create genuine lasting connections. if u remove agency from people who you think are shallow or only don't like you bc of your looks (women) you probably also won't get a date with women because chances are you don't treat other people well

Cat Cat

No julia they said that it was like impossible for epstein to die the way he allegedly did in prison

Rebecca Thornley

You gotta listen to the you’re wrong about series on Diana

Amanda

y’all need to watch the movie JFK if you want to hear about American conspiracy theories. It will explode your mind

Kyela Evenhouse

I don’t think about conspiracy theories much, HOWEVER, long have I desired to start one. I’ve had it all planned out for several years but dare not enact on it as the world doesn’t need another one. It revolves around wisdom tooth removal and clones. Specifically that you don’t actually need to get your wisdom teeth removed, our bodies evolved to have these and they are a natural part of our being. The only reason they are removed is because they contain both our DNA and stem cells- which the government harvests from the removed teeth. Orthodontic surgeons receive a “secret tax break” by participating in this operation. The harvested teeth are then used to create clones of the people from which the teeth were extracted, and are either used as slaves or are tortured in order to harvest andrenochrome. All in all, this is something I’ve made up entirely using different common elements of conspiracy theories. I don’t dare publish it on any forum as a “joke” because I care about the safety of dentists. Thought this was relevant, loved the episode.

Jamesy

I’ve got to back Julia on the ugly bf debate

Taylor Atkins

Book recommendation- White Trash: The 400-Year Untold History of Class in America by Nancy Isenberg in some ways talks about class dynamics and applies to the topic of this episode a little

Tana

Beautiful celebrity ugly spirit: Jlo

Lydia McGinnis

I was talking about a Binchtopia episode in therapy today. My therapist wrote it down and is very interested in checking it out. This is my gay agenda.

Charlie

TRAUMATIZED by the ancient aliens facebook page!! my dad believes all that shit and it’s destroyed our relationship. he thinks they’re hiding giant Nephilim skeletons in the smithsonian who built all the incan caves in peru. in the last few years he’s become a prepper and is preparing for china to take out the west’s infrastructure by hacking the banks. or something. anyway, you should do an episode on facebook fear-mongering conspiracies because they are DESTROYING our nations single fathers.

Indie

chatgpt provided incorrect info 98% of the time in a study a professor at my college did in one of her intro classes. it’s so easy to feel confident in its abilities but ultimately this is a generative text program that does not think- it can only synthesize what it feels would be the best answer to your question- it doesn’t have to be true!!!

blaine

Whenever people make up stories about evil celebs I’m like what about the actual evil people!! Billionaires??? Like you’re ignoring the actual evil!!!

Syd

i recently discovered that i have the same birthday as ethan slater and my ex girlfriend has the same birthday as ariana grande. not sure what this means, but i am embarrassed to be him in this scenario 🫡

Brianna Bogucki

Re: the Kate Middleton theories, I heard one that the Photoshop debacle was planned to create mistrust in images of the royal family in the media because of some photos they know are/could/will be circulating...

jade hurley

obsessed w you for dropping out of SXSW eliza! pewiod

Carmi

not the other life forms being too pussy to respond

Emily mckeithen

loving the texas binchie representation 😙🫶🏻 we may be (definitely are) suffering here but there are so many amazing things about this state im glad you feel the same way! Also you NEED go to Buckees to get the full texas experience

cyansims

I’m pretty sure they alr did an episode with that as a major source

Lucy

Transvestigators: name one cis person (difficulty level: impossible)

Meredith Floyd

missed opportunity to say “on the mclam(b)” in the beginning lol

baby.yogurt

unfortunately my mom was/maybe still is one of those nuts who believes that aliens built the pyramids and other ancient structures, she also was telling me when covid started that I didn't have to wear a mask bc it was actually the 5G towers and I should just take essential oils.....can confirm that she has had undiagnosed mental illness for as long as I've been alive, she's cycled thru so many different conspiracies including the reptiles disguised as politicians thing. I don't feel bad airing her out bc she is a bad person and I no longer speak to her as of a few years ago.....anyway I do believe a sizeable portion of conspiracy theorists in the US have to also be dealing with some mental illness

Sophia

i highly rec the podcast + book Conspirituality !!!!!

beep boop

listening to the ugly boyfriends bit and simultaneously agreeing with everything that both Julia and Eliza are saying somehow lmao

Erin Healey

LADIES I hate to say it but I saw Ethan Slater in Spamalot on Broadway and sadly he was like. Really good

☆Sara☆

Why do I feel so alone in my opinion that Barry Keoghan is hot….

Jocelyn

Spongebob is a male expander for many

leafy

waaait Bradley cooper is a Hot Man?! or is he just tall

lauren baker

i’m an ethan slater sexy apologist….spongebob is a very physically demanding role. i need y’all to watch clips of him singing upside down….

Marlee

guys when taylor’s new album comes out im going to NEED a bonus ep with ellie!!

Manon

My fav one!!! The version with Troye Sivan is 😚🤏🏻

Maddy short

Not Eliza being in my town of 60 people & i am one of those 60 people 😭🫶🫶 so it is a spring fed pool but more importantly on behalf of the people of Texas, Texas is such beautiful state with diverse & beautiful people but our government officials are awful & it makes me heartbroken that all this is going on. Trust & believe that are lots of good people here that are working hard to change this to make this beautiful state a much more tolerant & welcoming place.

Erin Healey

I wld ask chatgpt to write my cover letters for me

Emma

There are scientific studies women are happier in relationships with men less attractive than them

Grace Wetzel

I’m a 3rd grade teacher and I use AI so much to make assignments and rubrics it’s such a time saver because it’s state standard aligned 😻😻😻

alexis

very good ep ladies 😌🎧

Lauren

Ed Sheeran is hot I’m sorry it had to be said

KE

this was a life saver when i was job searching!

KE

all the world’s sexiest women talk about heterosexuality is a trauma response in therapy

M

I kinda believe in middle earth theory or Antarctica theory

M

The way someone I am related to dressed up like a zombie to protest vaccines

NG

You absolutely should watch the Crown! It’s an awesome show… the ages of the characters and tone of the show change every two seasons, so you might like two seasons and not the next two seasons (but I think they’re all excellent). Highly recommend! Thanks for a great episode as always! 🫠

Ellen Peters

The most plausible theory I've seen is that kate has crohns or ulcerative colitis and got a stoma

girlies on the go

when you & princess harley are birthday twins 🪄🪿

Addie Bednar

vote socialist 2024!!!!! Claudia and Karina!!

Ani Bagmanian

seeing my friends fall for men who are ugly AND immoral? (men who are emotionally abusive, on house arrest for horrible reasons, etc) has truly ignited my femcel uprising

addisonleigh carriere

this is making me realize i have been around since Eliza got Harley hello ???? love growing up with you gorgina gurlssss

☆Sara☆

Yeah but literally all of my friends have told me he’s ugly. Even my art teacher.

Emily

Imagine being classified as ugly by the science community 😔 classified ugly for research purposes 😔

Kaylinn

i feel safe here to say Barry Keoghan has a very weird face

Catie Bowland

also a texas binchie and you’re so right, texas is such a beautiful state with so many wonderful people in it. makes me sad seeing people hate on texas when it can be so wonderful

Leoni

Barry Keoghan does not belong with the uglies

Leoni

They’re all evil and twisted xx

Isobelolololol

BINCHES Kimball Musk lives and owns restaurants in my town and comes into the coffee shop I work at most days, he’s quiet and nice and tips but is wearing a cowboy hat every single day

Emily Lutzker

A few weeks ago i didn’t understand something in history class so i asked ChatGPT to explain it “like the hosts of binchtopia podcast” and it unfortunately sounded nothing like our queen binchies but it was kind of helpful!

Hannah

My lil Pisces cats just turned 3, too 🥺 I think the queen had something to do with princess Diana’s death tbh and I will probably go to my grave believing that.

Ashley Stafford

was having the shittiest week but this ep saved me thank u <3

Kara P

I saw a theory that Kate was having a hysterectomy or something similar which honestly seems plausible

Julia Domagalska

i think it’s quite chic and elegant to have an ugly bf IF and only if he is constantly on his hands and knees thanking you for giving him a chance…..if he treats you like shit however…….FREE HER

Maddy short

exactly! &,Not to be weird but are you in west Texas? If there are other binchies in west Texas we NEED to hang out!! For the future of America of course.

Virginia Nault

julia is right stop silencing her. her thoughts are correct.

Maeve Barnes

u guys help me get out of bed fr

bodil

Great epsode but cringed every time you used "Conspiracy theory" wrong. Correct phrasing would be "the cia assasination of MLK is no longer a theory as it was confirmed as a conspiracy" the reality is the conspiracy and the speculation is the theory part

honeymatcha

I’m from Texas, & while she has many flaws, she is also beautiful 🥺 many such cases. If y’all ever want a good cup of coffee in Austin my fav is Civil Goat!

Valeria Reynosa

not me being from West wasteland Texas 😔😔

Ainsley Steger

wait now i need recs for conspiracy theory podcasts it’s itching my brain to giggle about the crazies

Anna

I saw she might have an ostomy bag which is why they photoshopped that photo??

Pascale Egger

binchies you have GOT to watch young royals it‘s royal drama but without the pain of british people!!!! please!!!!!!!!!!!

Serenity Robb

one thing about ugly men….. they will put it DOWN like they have something to PROVE!! conventionally hot men have consistently mediocre dick, I fear…. We need official studies

Emily

Omg thank u for this just had a look and it sounds so interesting

Sophia

i hope you like it! i think they are doing some of the most interning and important sociological analysis and cultural criticism out there rn!! Conspirituality rly dives deep into a lot of what Julia and Eliza touched on in the ep

Sophia

i am currently doing this and it is extremely good at it !! i’m literally like “heyyyyy bestie ok so here’s the job listing *paste* , here’s my resume *paste* , and here’s the cover letter template i want u to use *paste* ”

Kirsten Drehobl

I think some of the transvestigating comes from insecurity tbh.. that woman telling her husband that Sydney Sweeney is a dude is frothing because she’s upset that SS is hot

Chance Al-Hajji

I grew up in Austin and like Eliza describing the vibes of SWSW rn and everything around that perfectly described why I left but then her talking about how beautiful Texas is made me miss it so. I wish it was better there 😫

r stark

since news came out that aaron taylor johnson might be cast as the new james bond i need to know your guys’ opinion on his marriage. he met his wife when he was 17 and she was 42 :///

taylor rosen

lol as a girl who goes to school in Houston, I can testify… Galveston’s beach (right outside of Houston) has literally been found to contain brain eating amoebas oop

Klaudiusz

Ya‘ll, what’s the EP where Julia said „Harley is sitting on my BAGGO!“ I NEED to listen to that again. In context.

meika

I’m not an Ethan slater defender!!! BUT he was the title role in a broadway show and nominated for a Tony… so unfortunately he is very talented :/

Kyra!

We use chat GPT to make our grocery lists! We’ll tell it the grocery store we’re shopping from and the meals we’re planning to make and bam! There ya have it

Sara Huang

yall r gonna be shonked when u find out barry also left his pregnant baby mama :(((

Gabby Zekri

ethan slater played an incel rapist on law and order svu!!

Madison

The Crown is SOOOO good, must watch!! (Rip Diana)

Kat Barnes

Ok babes so regarding aliens / David Grusch hearing, yes he spoke facts but literally can’t talk about it more (publicly) because of national security risks. Like if the US spilled all the alien tea then other countries would want to threaten and weaponize the technology they fear. Or come take our findings

gorfgurl

Me getting the news that Kate has cancer while listening to this 😬

EllyLC

Eliza’s little laugh sends me into a gay spiral for a minimum of twenty minutes

narumialias

could the girlies please tag bonus episodes as bonus episodes 😭😭 i’m recently subscribed and want to catch up on all of them but it’s hard to know which ones are which 😭

Sunny

I know from my family’s experience a “planned abdominal surgery” is probably a type of cancer treatment (or possible hysterectomy) and found out the news about Kate just after listening to this.

Michelle

Plsssss bring Allegra back

John Campbell

Texas: Eliza your queencard has been denied ✋

meep

you need to look into the “real” jfk video bc they actually did edit the shit out of it and apparently the person in the passenger seat shot him

Luteal Swan

Idk what ep it was where you talked about cimorellis children’s album but I’m a preschool teacher and we jam to wheels on the bus by cimorelli a few times a week tbh. Sorry this is so off topic I just wanted to share with yall

Hana U

sorry but every time u guys say “transvestigation” the only thing that comes up in my brain is “hi diva! can i call you diva? my name is detective fierce… you’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation…”

r stark

if you go into collections you can see one that says “bonus episodes” and it’s just all the bonus episodes in one place :)

Carly W

Hi binchies, sadly I’ve gotten covid the day before Eliza’s concert, which is my 13th reason. But if anyone is interested in 2 tickets to Eliza’s dc show tmrw, March 25th please reach out 🙏they were $59 total

Abbey W

this is so iconic and lowkey makes me not want to ever get mine removed in case you’re right lmaoooo

narumialias

rachel ur an icon for responding but i don’t see collections anywhere 😭 maybe cus i’m on the app?

Anissa Carter

Oh my god I used to hostess at a restaurant that was owned by kimbal musk!!!! He is so silly goofy looking in person, and all of his friends are (shockingly) absolutely rancid and rude. All of the staff hated them sm

maddie moo

maddie wiener mentioned‼️ (please have her on the pod)

Francesca Schneider

lol julia plz join the lesbian club 😂 this was me before i came out (and after)

savannah trice

eliza if you see this i can't make it to your show in dc tonight because i got into some legal troubles and now my parents won't let me go have fun!!! wish i could be there queen

Erin

Nah Julia's spittin facts at the start about men

Ella Speer

I listen to the Giggly Squad podcast (do not come for me) and one of their ads was for Mattress Firm and one of the hosts LITERALLY said “there’s no funny business, just mattresses” IN THE AD. Insane.

anna

hi everyone!!! i have two tickets for eliza in dc on 3/25 (TONIGHT!!!) and cannot make it!!! i will would love if someone could use them. i paid 60 for two general admission ticket but i am open to offers lower!

Sam Haimowitz

JULIA IS RIGHT LET HER COOK!!!!!!

Sam Haimowitz

the comparison of the queen of fucking England to kris jenner LMFAO

Sam Haimowitz

aww Eliza I loved your sentiment of when you’re fucking someone you love that life doesn’t feel like a simulation lmao <333 so true bestie. my man tethers me to reality

Your Mum

The people living in rural towns, who are in these Facebook groups, don't understand that the reasons their lives are bad are the same reasons everyone's lives are bad, and that reason is capitalism. "Gutted by big Industry" is correct. And it is our governments fault as they welcome our desire to consume and allow capitalism to churn through us. The real conspiracy is that we are all addicted to our phones, which are little algorithm 'ad' machines, and you can even buy it right there, from your room, alone, looking at your phone. Thats the real simulation I reckon, Capitalism, in partner with government, global trade, military, etc. has destroyed our capability to connect and be empathetic to humanity. Eliza, I think you're right about the sex thing too.

Amanda palermo

I still don’t believe she has cancer, I think she had an abortion and because it’s so taboo they are making this whole thing up because they are unhinged and to them it’s less harmful for them to convince the public she has cancer then to tell the public she believes in body autonomy

saiju

not the greatest minds of our time succumbing to chat gpt...

Sarah

Eliza pls watch 3 body problem on Netflix it is exactly about alien communication and the Fermi paradox and other solar systems with different physics and all that

alexia boyagian

ELIZA MCLAMB TICKET FOR SALE TORONTO message me on insta!! @lexiaboyagian

Christina Cano

I so appreciate the Racecraft plug, Eliza! It is seriously such a great book, and it's a big influence on me as I'm doing my PhD thinking about race and class politics

stevie

y’all neeeed to listen to the Princess Diana series on you’re wrong about

Meja!

Eliza ML arc when

Maya Fielding

transvestigators see a jeanis and go crazy

Jess

The way my coworker got cholera from a lake in Arizona 💀

Stina Olsson

Elizas talk about class SLAYED. Let’s not forget about class.

Em Guen

Soooooo high listening to this and playing sudoku thank u so much ladies. 🙏♥️💅👍

Caitlyn Ortutay

JULIA in the documentary about epstein they say it was impossible that he killed himself due to the way his neck broke!

Josh F

Favorite Conspiricy theory is Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer

Skyrim

johnny dep has an ugly spirit