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We are so excited to introduce the inaugural episode of Bruhtopia — Binchtopia for boys! Over the next few weeks, Max and Rodney will take you on a journey of all things sports, economics, and wellness…

APRIL FOOLS! The girlies are granting diplomas from Clown University to brave binchies writing in about the times they’ve been clowned. From giving yourself a full body rash to running with the gingers to letting your man keep a glass piss bottle in your room for months, the level of clownery is off the charts. Digressions include our own little prank, and don’t worry — we would NEVER let men host our podcast.

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Tay

Bruh

michaela

who else was really scared

alex

not rodney

alex

😭😭😭😭

kerrie

who the fuck is RODNEY

Jade

"They really had us in the first half not gonna lie"

mjjjjjj

My stomach DROPPED

Hannah

Girl 😭😭😭

Lucy Kaminsky

Jesus Christ thank god this was a joke I love you guys

Vani

a lotta bitches were scared

Hannah B

*tyra banks voice* “who all was scared? Me too. I was really really scared”

Emily M

Rodney sounds like the name of a kid who would take my lunch money

alex 🫶

Currently on a hellish three hour bus ride home this could not be better timing

Kasey

tbh i kinda want to hear more Max Hot Takes…but only as a guest star

yassgirlyslay

you guys scared the hell out of me i would rather it be you guys telling us about a great work from your phone biz opportunity and then just say you’re selling Arbonne or Monat

courtknee

the way i did audibly say “nooooooo 😞” reading the email . i have once again been fooled

Grace Jenks

Don’t scare me like that again…….

rachel

had me in the first half for a second but i knew our parasocial besties would never let us down 😌

taylorslikeumwife

The way I thought they were being for real bc they’ve been changing stuff ab the pod recently

Louisa Neate

My heart stopped beating for a second there

Megan Davidson

Another classic binchtopia April fooling

Lucy Kaminsky

And who’s Rodney even supposed to be ???

norah

wait i was excited😭

Brymma Bennett-Rogers

How many people were scared? Me too, i was really really scared.

Angelica Laliberte

the way i SCREAMED only to find the lil april fools is all the clownery i wish to partake in today 🤡

Derrian <3

who the fuck is rodney binchtopia

katie

i just got an IUD and NEEDED THIS!

Waka Flaka

THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF. I WONT LIE

jo 🍭

stop this is so ken coded

kalli

IMMEDIATELY SHONKED

rae

RODNEY

mia

am I wildly behind on binchtopia lore who the fuck is rodney

Grace Luxton

what if this was my last straw

lucy h

Crying

Cooper Moore

Even I was triggered by “Bitcoin retrospective”

Kaley Alness

"binchtopia for boys" is giving the snl wells for boys ad

Shania Davis

No because I got so scared reading the description

kalli

lmao this is so cute 😭

Caroline

Raise your hand if you were scared

Roni

Dang I almost just unsubbed…no offense 😂

Lucy Kaminsky

“Who the eff is Rodney anyway” - my friend Julia (Jewish)

lucy h

Sports gambling is fun -woman

Carmen Cochran

the absolute sadness that overcame me and then guilt for not wanting to listen to max and father mclamb😭

Summer

The jump scare lmao

lils

once they started recommending gambling i knew something was up

Franki

the chill that went up my spine at the first half

Kay

OMG LMAO

Riley

I was so terrified

madeline

You nearly gave me a heart attack

Jo

I knew yall would never platform men💗

L

a recap of my emotional roller coaster: 🤨🧍🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🤮😲💀😮‍💨😜😚✌️

Sarah

the way my jaw dropped

Sarah

who the hell is rodney???

Sofia

can’t lie i was about to unsubscribe before i read the second paragraph

Sop

Rodney got that NPR voice ok ira glass teaseee

Chelsea Daniel

“My ai meme is being cucked by shitcoin” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Isla

i was clutching my pearls

Jo

Eliza your dad should narrate meditations his voice is very calming

avvsies

Shut up I was gonna get hyped on this

avvsies

Rodney the fuck whom????????????

Sivan

I said “what the fuck” out loud

Angela Raez

Damn yall had me for a second 😭😭 thank GOD it wasn’t true

T. Chau

I was so ready to kms

Bella Romero

tucked into my little bed cackling and giggling so hard

mel

i was cackling

Alex

Please release the tapes!

avvsies

Actually tho it would be hilarious to have Max and Eliza’s dad have a sweet ep

Sophie

I just cackled in sweetgreen at the intro 💀

Rhiannon Ellis

the way my eyes were SO WIDE reading the ep description, screaming

alex 🫶

I have never needed to see anything more than the poison ivy shirt

emma

that last email was really really brave 💓 i personally would’ve taken that info to the pearly gates but go queen

Jenni ✨️

BRUHTOPIA U GUYS ARE SO SICK

Emilie Hattrell

Need to see the CC TV footage of the hit and run

Nikita

Does the sword girl go to fucking Greendale why is there a sword class!

caroline pottruff

The "bruh" in the intro song nearly gave me a heart attack - I was NOT ready

Ann

This episode is awakening deep memories from my Catholic grade school that had a “clown ministry” in which people dressed up as clowns and worked in soup kitchens or like made balloon animals at church events

jessica

wtf......... this actually got me.

beep boop

I kinda stan Max and would love to hear more from him tbh but NOT at the expense of us losing Eliza and Julia’s voices 😭 I was distraught

helenaxofficial

Giggling and kicking my feet at yall reading my mailbox moment out (im the feet pic girl LMAO) I feel like a CELEBRITY

ashley

i am CACKLINGGG

Jay Ess

i’m a little confused on whether this is satire or not… immediately skipping over the first mailbox moment’s issue and promoting sports betting like 😭😭 PDLKDKSJSKSN

Cassie Hudson

I was fighting the urge to stop this episode and I’m sooooo grateful to hear Julia’s angelic voice bc I was seriously struggling

libby

Ok I actually found Max and Mr. McLamb’s voices to be very calming… let them cook!

beep boop

OBSESSED with our queen former clown binchie!!!

Veronica

Eliza’s dad saying “so true, so true” just like her :’)

Klaudiusz

Right??? Honestly I DO miss a strong man in my life 😭 #FreudCallMe

Molly_Ollie

As a computer science binchie I'll take the crypto, but leave the sports injuries out. Please.

Emily

Noah fence Eliza but your dad has a beautiful voice 😮‍💨

Abbie

Yeah I’ll be back when the men are gone 👍

Abbie

WAIT I JUST REALISED BAHAHAHA I WAS SO MAD was about to turn off my notifications for the pod 😩

mimi kiki

I AM THE APRIL FOOL

Rose

Why did I hear MALEbox when max said mailbox 😭😭

Evelyne

I was laughing at the intro until i actually heard MEN SPEAKING 😠

Klaudiusz

We NEED the CCTV

KE

I’m DYING to see the bicycle girl video.

Evelyne

The story of the roommate with a sword just sounded like a nerdy hobby to me. The binchie came across a bit mean imo

Nicole Enlund

Now, where is the Gav episode in which we all become educated in a manner Ken Burns wishes he could?

Emily Matthews

The damage done to my ego by the hit and run has been recovered by virtue of the binchies speaking my truth I love y’all so much

Anna Hassloch

My roommate worked for the same clown company when we first moved to Manhattan 😭😭

Mac McAree

the piss bottle ???? GIRL STAND UPPPPP

lactose intolerance

“my AI meme is being cucked by Shitcoin” none of these words are in the bible

Diana Sarah

I read the description before listening but I was as looking forward to learning more about sports betting… Not sure how these men got me intrigued about sports 💀

slizzarddd

Ok whoever sent in the clown question- I’m a journalist and I think this would be an incredible magazine story lol can we be in touch

Hannah

I was literally this emoji 😟 before I realized the description was a joke lmao

Taylor B

y’all are crazy for this one

Kristen Gload

“He graduated and I’m a lesbian now” real

Chloe Sanger

This is so funny and stupid lol

Allie Meger

the bruh and buzzers scared me LOL

Veronica

I came to the comments to see if they posted your video lol. Glad you’re okay 😂

Emma

The first time my bf brought up sports betting in conversation I thought he said “sports bedding” I just thought lol cool a duvet with like different sports balls on it?

Emily

Max’s script reading ☠️ give him the Oscar!!

Savannah Mayer

i was briefly overtaken by disappointment and sinking feeling in my chest

Annabelle

Let them cook!!!!!

Jamesy

SKKAKSKSKS YALL REALLY HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF NOT GONNA LIE

Annip

wait am i tripping or had the binchies read the flop bf porn bot story (or one extremely similar) in an old ep?

Natalie Deda

I need the CCTV footage asap

Helene

i am exposing myself as piss bottle girl and I literally got the notification for this episode while at Eliza’s Philly show… MY JAW DROPPED! IN THE AUDIENCE LIKE CNFBCJFNBDJSBD

Helene

ladies don’t worry I’ve since worked on standing up! (Kinda)

Julia

Why did I think you guys put a filter on your voices to sound deeper at the beginning then realized it was max and Rodney

Maddy short

This was hilarious you must do a part 2!!! 🫶🫶

Isø

Ok but why’re you April foolin on 27th March is this a thing are we never safe

Parker

I was convinced that the clown email was written with AI until they mentioned the photos attached

Annip

😂 tried to block that guy out 😬 but noo i swear it was the same story about someone’s boyfriend admitting to his gf that he’s been talking to porn bots on instagram and got scammed and she dumped him

mel abec

I’m actually GAGGED

car

i want you ladies to know that we don't need for every episode to make our brains grow. i personally am here for the chits and the chats!

Malia

OMFG as someone born and raised in Inglewood Ca the Rolling Loud story is hilarious!

Erica Richardson

piss bottle is literally giving chamber pot 💀💀💀

Carmi

Julia’s “OKAYY” at 41:04 making me die laughing for some reason

Ellie

I feel like a clown for believing in bruh topic

Aiyana

The way I almost pulled my card info 😭

Aiyana

My heart stopped

jordan

The way I actually felt myself zoning out when they were talking about sports betting LMAO

Narcisa

Eliza I just needed you to know that yesterday I got pulled over on my way to work listening to Strike 🥲

Maggie O'Connor

I similarly was served undercooked (raw) chicken by my boyfriend's mom. I didn't want to say anything and embarass her so i told her the chicken was great. Later in the meal she realized I was not eating the chicken and saw it was still raw. To this day she will still clown on me for pretending to eat the chicken instead for telling her it was raw

scarlett

PEACEFUL EASY FEELING WHILE SMOKING A CIG PLEASSEEEEE i have also been subjected 😭

maria

Me PISSING my pants laughing at this freaking clown story walking to microbio this morning pls this episode is everything to ME

kerrie

the word “parlay” sent shudders down my spine

Erin Reinhart

They have such calming voices fr

Amelia

the physical altercation april fools being three (3!!!!) whole years ago is making my head spin

Ava

the joy that filled our college apartment household when we heard my roommate’s ginger run story was on the pod this week 🫚🤩

K8

I am simply dumbfounded to hear that someone else has also had an ex boyfriend who messaged porn bots 😭 I caught an ex mid-conversation with one because he left his Facebook open on his desktop while he messaged it from his phone, he claimed he regularly “liked to troll the bots” like COME ONNN

Issy

Nearly snapped my ankle running to Patreon after seeing the Instagram, ya’ll really had me 😰

Selina

Girlies I was SHONKED!!! MEN?? In MY Binchtopia??? I was about to give them a chance tho 😔

Marlee

WAIT i literally go to the ginger run school 😭😭😭

mandy

eliza i will see u so soon in boston my love

Aislynn

The ginger run story had me cackling in my university library!!! I went a Montessori high school and my drama class had a clown unit! We all created clown personas, learned how to do the make up, and preformed as clowns. I’m unsure why Montessori schools seem to have a thing for clowns but there is something inherently silly and clownish about Montessori schools.

lauren baker

their voices are actually soo soothing i love them

Sophia

why does he have his grandmother in his profile in the first place lol???

alexia boyagian

ELIZA MCLAMB TICKET FOR SALE TORONTO message me on insta!! @lexiaboyagian

Gillian Perry

stay in school binchies otherwise you WILL get addicted to clowning

mahri

huge day for a girly who loves the nba and sports betting

baby.yogurt

wow I knew it was a joke and yet it still got on my nerves so bad to have to hear men talk on a podcast about sports for even 5 mins

Eleanor Veslany Prytherch

my roommate (ginger run girl) and I JUMPED up and down in the gay bar when we saw the episode description last night, she says she’s glad others can get some enjoyment from her experience 😭

Talia F.

Wow the lads have such nice radio voices

Issy

Currently walking to my appointment at the bank and actually pissed myself a bit at the grandma meme story.

Naomi Listokin

Wait but where’s the cctv footage 👀

Carmen Denniss

Hearing Max suggest "couples betting" triggered such a visceral response in me that I almost vomited. My ex would suggest that shit.

Maeve Barnes

pls post the poison ivy shirt lmao

brigid

if i’m being honest…y’all fully got me at the beginning. i actually was lowkey excited…

Babsy

Okay but isn’t Eliza going back to college? What is she studying? Is it… could it be… CLOWNING?

sophie

Wait who is the Seattle binchie??? We should meet up at Eliza

Poppy

A clown story: I was stalking my ex on my finsta (my main is blocked) and replied to his story … and he immediately worked out it was me because I didn’t realise we had messaged before 😭 THEN I TRIED TO PRETEND IT WASNT ME AND THAT MY NAME WAS CHARLOTTE!!! HUMILIATING!!!

Elaine Benke

I was fully gagged and fully in on Bruhtopia 😂

Cece Chiappini

I may have gone to the circus/juggling middle school… was it a Waldorf school in New Hampshire per chance? Please let me know

VF

Literally was a minute away from unsubscribing to the Patreon until I reached 5:25 😭🤣

Delaney O'Neil

Real ones know the Instagram porn bot story from mumbling and cackling😤

Manon

I love redacted and Eliza’s dad but holy fuck I have never been so bored in my life

Sophia Csiacsek

when i was in 8th grade at the intro to high school night my dad told me very seriously if i didn’t take honors algebra the only option available for my future would be clown college (i went no contact a a month later)

Sarah

I don’t remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did at the grandma meme story

Delaney O'Neil

Like she quite literally just copy and pasted it😪 no shade tho it’s a funny story lol

Mabel

Really was vibin with the mailbox moment about the sports betting tbh

julz

pissing myself at work PLEASE

Addie Bednar

i literally almost didn’t listen to this episode bc i was like why would i want to hear a man’s voice in my ears?????????

Katie Davis

Yall it’s been a year and im still confused WHO is redacted

Allie

I’m clowning myself by going to see Eliza in Toronto on April Fools after my busiest working weekend of the year (as an Anglican priest putting on Easter for two churches 🥴)

Joshua Lehto

I almost unsubscribed from the Patreon the second I heard Max speaking.

alyssa

I have a free ticket if anyone needs one for Williamsburg tonight!

Alex

Where can I see the pictures and videos associated with the emails 😂

Annip

this ep is seriously an instant classic i’m already listening again

Joshua Lehto

WHY WOULD A MAN BE THERE? NO IT'S ACTUALLY PISSING ME OFF.

Tori Molchak

I was shocked and excited then worried then relieved… these are NOT the men I know them to be

Aishwarya

I looked up Clowns.com and one of the services they provide is baptism….

Rebecca

begging to see the poison ivy top & bicycle hitting video immediately

Dana A.

I’d really love to talk to the anonymous clown I have a lot of questions! 🤡

madeline

SHOW US POISON IVY SHIRT

Isobelolololol

More clown tales more clown tales more clown tales

Annip

she prob just listens and sent it into both shows! it’s funny af i get it

Maggie

wait i have to ask if this was umass Amherst 😭😭😭

Shannon Doyle

Yes, he was referred to only as redacted for a while until they did a reveal, but they still sometimes call him that for the laughs

isbly

i literally flinched when they said “bruh”

Meredith Floyd

crying in my car laughing at “so all the gingers gathered at the steps on campus to race for a box of lucky charms” and the “having a great time just running with my people” holy fuck & then julia and eliza being like “see they enjoy it!!!”😭😭😭

Isabella Harvey

binchies will you be reviewing That Essay from the cut

Sam Haimowitz

LMFAOOOOOOO THIS FUCKING INTROOOOO

Lindsay

Omg please take more of these to the patreon!!! We need more!!

Elle Stephenson

Girlies u should do an episode on white guilt

Maya Puri

Going to sword class, any tips?

Paola Bakker

the piss bottle story reminds me of when i was on a date with a girl and she told me about her freshman year roommate who would SHIT IN MUGS and leave them in their shared room for weeks at a time. multiple mugs. and would free bleed in her bedsheets. they are still friends to this day somehow.

Annika Rose Greenberg

Pleaseeeee to the sequel. These have me LOLing in the middle of TSA

Lily Stein

every single one of these is absolutely hilarious

Julia Pharr

my boyfriend and i regularly listen to the pod (i’ve been listening since the beginning and influenced him). he was so bummed this wasn’t a real, full Bruhtopia episode. he also wants us to start sports betting together. HELP!

sis and bub

when are we getting bubtopia? -bub

Luteal Swan

Would rather have a sword roommate than a roommate who used me as an emotional punching bag and owes me money lmfaoooo

Luteal Swan

The poison ivy shirt ate I fear

lucy h

The throw up after sex thing happened to me 👍🏻

Ann

I went to a Catholic elementary school and we had a clown ministry 😅 they didn’t perform sacraments tho at least

Maleigha

was kinda hyped for Bruhtopia not even gonna lie

Bianca Cherry

I am on a greyhound bus going back to college CACKLING at this episode 😂😂😂

sally!

need to know if the bruhtopia dialogue was scripted or not..

Andie

Eliza is never beating the clown college allegations

bigbootae

I feel like I was left alone with moms new boyfriend…

avvsies

MOMMIES WERE HUNGRY ITS TIME TO FEED US

Rachel Ann

I want to see the CCTV footage????

Kenah Fuller

I was so close to throwing my phone before I realized it was a joke 😭😭😭

syd

malebox moments

syd

I feel like I was a clown victim but that's just me

Grace Dolan

LADIES LADIES LAAADIES (Fiona Apple voice) when you said random job after college I had a full blown acid flashback: a month after graduating I may or may not have worked at a certain Boston tourist attraction that may or may not focus on a certain tea party, ship, and museum & we may or may not have had four (4) weeks of learning Boston’s history (ew) followed by choosing a real person who lived during the alleged tea party and having to act like a colonial person in full colonial garb for annoying tourists - it was hypothetical hell, horror, etc but let’s say I hypothetically LOVED my hypothetical pink dress & buckle shoes xoxoxoxo

binchl0ver

wait i’m so sorry but once I heard them talking for a bit so I immediately turned it off💀im running out of episodes and decided to try it again and lmao y’all so got me

Madison

wait i know green beer day when i hear it hiiiii miami university

nicholas linus

Ive somehow watched the first 30 minutes of this 3 times but im not complaining. Actually gonna finish it this time tho