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Bad Book Club: Great Value Gone Girl (Patreon)

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The girlies are back with another treat from Colleen Hoover, who bravely asked the question: what if the villain could also suck dick? They review Verity, a crime thriller made up of another pick-me from loser academy, a strange house in the woods, and (did we mention?) PLENTY of blowjobs.

Comments

kez

YEEEEEESSSS

Al

me switching over from my cuban missile crisis podcast to this episode

Hannah Ward

best book selection possible

Britney

omg literally was just looking for my weekly dose of binchtopia patreon and resorted to relistening to an old ep when i saw the notif and JUMPED

blaine

Clicked soooo fast

HM

I WAS EATING A BEYOND MEAT BURGER and thought about when we’ll get another bad book club ep from binchies (i relistened to the after pt 1 one this morning) AND IM TIPSY AND HAPPY AND IM GONNA LISTEN TO THIS AND PACK MY BAGS FOR A DEMONSTRATION LATER!!! i love each and every one of us here sorry!!

Salem

YES MY 10 HOUR SHIFT JUST STARTED - I am healed. You have healed me.

Al
>>138067370

it’s the second season of blowback! its v good…. the first season was also v good, that one was about the gulf war/the iraq war

Emily

Yay new ep! I had a dream that I met the binchies last night so the devastation was real when I woke up

cait

only one in the office today….binchtopia out loud

snailgirl

in college, my best friend and i (both blonde and white. physical similarities end here.) went to our campus convenience store and the cashier ringing me up looked me UP AND DOWN then did the same to my friend behind me and went, “aren’t you gonna pay for hers too?” and i was like “uhh no…. why?” to which he responded, “because you’re twins.” to this day we’re so baffled and bewildered because what in the hellll….. all this to say, i see you both and i understand you 😌🤝

Hannah Abram

Girls you NEED to read the book “Rodham” by Curtis Sittenfeld. It’s essentially Hillary and Bill fanfic, complete with weird law school sex scenes, Bill becoming a tech millionaire (?) and cameos from DJT himself. It’s the most insane and exhilarating 418 pages I ever read, I can’t believe god makes mental illness like that

Abigail Marie

i read this one for a book club with my mom and approx 15 middle-aged stoner ladies from rural alberta - they very much loved the main character and regarded her as a girlboss indeed

Krissy Simard

Excuse me when did we discuss Eliza moving to NY??? I'm confused!!! It was announced so casually here ahahah

Celeste

Read verity before I knew anything about Colleen Hoover and it was a freaking fever dream. That book is insane

Eden

Any binchies in the comments experiencing or have experienced an awful and horrendous breakup? This is my first and I’m floundering. Searching for any and all support

☆Sara☆

Listening to this at the gym which could be a really bad idea because this will most definitely make me laugh and look crazy

Kara

i’m so glad u guys did this one bc i’ve been told it’s the only good colleen hoover book (which is an oxymoron) and didn’t believe it. was curious about the plot but didn’t care enough to read a full plot summary and reject suffering enough to not read it. thank u ❤️

Kara
>>138071841

I don’t remember which one but one of the 2 episodes about weed. The first perhaps?

EmD
>>138074905

The best advice I can give is that the only way is through! It will suck and be hard but there will be a day when you wake up and don’t think about them. Know that this too shall pass and we’re all rooting for you ❤️

Kara
>>138070098

this book is fucking insane which is hilarious because she wrote a SNL knockoff rom com that is lowkey good as hell. maybe she just needed to get that one out of her psyche lmao

Livvyy

YaaAsss another Colleen Hoover ep

Kara

also the kindle highlights really are dogging some of these people OUT 😭

Kara

colleen not letting any of her male leads be cool with a tipsy hookup feels ironic bc of how she responded to her son’s literal SA allegations

Casey Croft
>>138074905

Sorry to hear that babe, I hope you are surrounded by friends or family who can be there for you. What helped me is to make a list of all the shitty things they did or even just little things you don’t like about them. Helps to look back on when you start to miss them ❤️

Charlotte

November 9 is by far the worst Colleen Hoover book it includes arson, stalking, incest, and a part of the book she had to retroactively remove because it got so many complaints

Kaley Alness

Embarrassed to admit but the first time I read this book the ending kinda gagged me 💀 I did re-read it last year out of curiosity and it was soooooo so so bad like who cares about the letter v manuscript discourse because Jeremy is the villain!!!!

Emma Kay

I’m so happy this podcast is an hour and a half long

Lydia Headen

The Robber Bride by Margaret Atwood. Pretty long, pretty nuts

Jill Coelho

Verity was the only COHO book i ever tried and i only got 20 pages in before putting it down and i was so lost that everyone was losing their minds over this writer???? feeling very validated

Rachel Osborne

this is the only CH book I’ve read and will ever read

Becca Kirkland

did anyone else read The Hating Game by Sally Thorne?? a creator on booktube claimed it was her favorite book of the year in 2020 or 2021 so i picked it up around that time in hopes it would get me out of a reading slump and it was just so bad …… but some people love it??? idk what i expected from an enemies to lovers novel with a clip art ass cover but alas

Christy Robertson

why did colleen hoover try to write some weird rebecca i'm screaming !! if you told chat gpt to write rebecca in millennial speak with lots of random product placement this would be it !

natalie ⋆｡°✩

i went on a hinge date with a 28 year old in a band a bit ago and he told me this was his favorite book AND binchtopia was his favorite podcast. i think about that a lot and wonder if he’s tuning in rn

Lilly Seymour

I want yall to read Manacled so bad, it’s the craziest hp Draco/hermione fanfiction I’ve ever read and it has people in a chokehold. Like fr bitches are printing it out from AO3 and assembling as a real book.

Gretta Pesesky

Ladies PLEASE read You by Caroline Kepnes, the book the show is based off of. The show makes Joe seem at least worth rooting for in a twisted way, but he is just an absolute goblin in the book. Crazy read, would be so good for a podcast episode

Sistine M

PLEASE read Den of Vipers by k.a. knight it’s a reverse harem mafia “dark romance” and it’s truly baffling…. like it is truly one of the worst books i have ever come across

Summer

I WORKED AT A SCHOOL AND THE 4TH-6TH GRADE CLASS HAD THIS BOOK AND WERE PASSING IT AROUND. I GOOGLED IT CUS IT SEEMED SUS ANS SAID IT WAS 21+. I READ THE BOOK SO I COULD UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT TO THEIR QUESTUONS. IT WAS SO FUCKED UP. ASKING ME WHAT COATHANGER ABORTIONS AND SHIT WERE, MAKING SEX JOKES, WRITING EROTICA (50SHADES OF 5TH GRADE HAVING ASS). IT WAS HORRIFYING.

Summer
>>138083096

It was so bad. I read the whole thing and the "twist" at the end was just like ? Like the second twist M

Christy Robertson

please read how to kill your family ! it has theee most ridiculous plot where this orphaned girl tries to kill her dickhead dad’s whole side of the family ! the author is this idiot whose dad was the editor of the guardian and obviously pulled a book deal out of her arse ? also there’s so many times throughout the book she tried to make what she obviously thinks are scathing comments about liberal upper middle class culture in london … and it’s like queen we know you are one of them sit down !! it’s been quite popular in the uk but honestly reads like fan fiction and apparently she’s writing a second one ? dk how cause !spoiler! she does kill her family x

ashley

PLEASEEE DO BEAUTIFUL DISASTER BY JAMIE MCGUIRE ITS SO TERRIBLE

Summer
>>138074905

It's gonna hurt and suck for a while :( maybe go and re listen to Julia's breakup EP? I forget the name, something about horrors ??

Summer
>>138073350

They kinda did in the vampire ep but also. Twilight is like bad but also gooood (:($)#)29&9392 it's my inner teen screaming I think

Sunny

I don’t know if Fourth Wing is quite bad enough for bad book club but it had me ripping my hair out by the end with how CHEESY it was

Kara
>>138075523

it’s the kind of book that a lot of the people who recommended it to me would definitely think is good …. that high goodreads rating is the proof in the pudding lmao

Babsy

So wait. The cops didn’t check the baby monitor after Verity died which would have captured the husband strangling her?

Eve Abdel-Moneim

Colleen Hoover uses a lot of English terminology for a woman from Texas- Benz v Merc (in the last book), Ashleigh (very common spelling in the UK), Verity is a very common name. Unsure

Emma

Y’all should read Where the Crawdads Sing…they made a fuckass movie about that fuckass book it was so terrible

Lisa

Helloooo. I think yall should read Maybe In Another Life by Taylor Jenkins Reed. My whole book club read it and we were like Jesus effin christ this girl and her cinnamon buns cannot stop.

Kellie Gouda

She Jane Eyre’d off the percs!

Cierra H

I know that the video eps are such a special treat but since you guys have a studio space the binchies would LOVE if you fed us with a video version of the pods from now on. Obviously a huge ask 🫶🏼

tj

i NEEEEEEED you to read The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake spoiler, but necessary: it has no sex but it DOES feature a character turning into furniture, unprompted, and without any explanation and that is not even a big part of the book! it has nothing to do with the story line at all! it is written without quotation marks so you can’t really tell when a character is speaking. it is Not sci-fi in any way, which makes it the perfect, most horrible level of ????

Emily Hyde

I am actually begging y’all to read ice breaker. It is INSANE.

tj
>>138067370

omg binchie/blowback crossover community UNITE

Hannah B
>>138070098

Bill playing the sax for Hilary while naked altered my brain chemistry😭and not in a good way

Liliane Leaser

Everything everything is a YA book about a girl that is allergic to everything but then it turns out her mom basically has munchausens by proxy… anyways as a disabled girl the fetishization of illness in that book is insane

Your Mum

Love you guys but I actually cannot listen to this..

Allison Escobar

The fact that the definition of verity is “a true principle or belief” makes it so much cringier

Madeline Sorensen
>>138074905

I think the episode is the weight of it all, and there’s a part two a year later. It’s so good and relatable

lefthandedscorpio
>>138085206

Retweet lolll, I read that when I was getting back into reading after Covid. I’d like to know if it sounds worse after a few years.

Emma

Obsessed with the fact you guys keep covering books right when my mom starts reading them

Soro

what i’m so confused about is if he’d read the manuscript why did he not hide it better so she wouldn’t find it unless he wanted her to find it

Makenna

You guys should do Fourth Wing. 🐉 yes it’s about dragons. I loved it but starting to rethink my opinion since rereading it. The read will definitely be wild because of the fantasy aspect. The sex scenes I think you will find very amusing. You will either think it’s horrible or you will join the Rebecca Yarros love/hate club🤓

Allie B

I’m begginggggg for an Emily Henry book girlies that loved happy place are lobotomy goals <3

Al

Jane Eyre ass fanfic

Ryn C

Unrelated: Are y’all gonna do a summer 2024 vibe report? 10/10 would love to see it

Karissa

omg PLEASE do The Hunting Wives. I got it in book of the month and it is ATROCIOUS

r stark

omg you guys need to read from blood and ash by jennifer l armentrout i think you’d have a field day with the love interest named HAWKE

annie

not a book but i NEEEEEED to hear your review on “the tearsmith” movie on netflix. i fear i will never recover from that one

Emily Houpt

The Harvard Lampoon did a purposefully bad version of Twilight that was hilarious

Lily Stein
>>138074905

you are not alone! it is an isolating experience but just know you’re not the only one who has experienced this. things are hard and painful and sad sometimes. life is change. and that is beautiful! even when it hurts! i feel for you and i have been there (and in many ways am still there now!!). you will be okay!!! ❤️

Anna Eeeee

Vérité means Truth in french, not sure if that’s connected to the title/name of comma girl or not

Avery Nicholson

please do an ali hazelwood book like love on the brain or something

Melissa Zargon

Please do all your perfects by Colleen Hoover

jade hurley

ok the anti abortion propaganda was tea. the situation she is describing also doesn’t happen on the regular in 2024 because abortion pills exist and are available by mail in every state! it’s all an anti abortion fantasy, what a freak

elizagolightly

Do yall know the twist in Atonement bc this twist is reminding me of that 💀

Elise Harwell

BOUND BY HONOR by Cora Reilly is the WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN but also i definitely gave it four stars the first time i read it. Mafia romance on kindle unlimited!!! It’s so funny and ridiculous and impossible to take seriously

happy birthday ava

“we were liars” is the perfect awfully written book with an idiotic twist, PLEASE REVIEW

Nikita

Julia slipping into a Jennifer Coolidge impression at 6:30 had me fucking LOSING IT

M

My sister’s name is Verity lol and our Mom told her she can’t read this book 😅

Kasey Clayton

the unfortunate side effects of heartbreak and magic by breanne randall PLS 😭 so bad so so bad

maddie haines
>>138074905

bro my name is also maddie and i'm right there with you i broke up with my first real bf in april it's ROUGH out here!!!!! reach out to your friends and spend time with them!! you're gonna have more free time, find ways to fill it.

Sunny
>>138100308

Fourth Wing has alllll the YA/romance tropes perfect for bad book club!

audie

it’s giving a rip off of the push by ashley audrain which is actually a fantastic thriller and i highly recommend!

Stella Perlic

Love the additional Colleen Hoover content! Would also love to see some bad non-romance books… my rec would be The Midnight Library - very popular but I don’t know a single person who liked it

Mari Irving

Read Adelaide by Genevieve wheeler for next bad book club it’s GREAT VALUE COLLEEN HOOVER

maria
>>138071841

She announced it on her substack and then they talked abt it in one of the weed episodes

Courtney Wilson
>>138074905

This was me two years ago! Lean on your friends, look up events in your area and go by yourself and meet more people, allow yourself time to cry but then go do something. I downloaded the waking up app and did the beginner meditations too. Journal. All of it. Get it out of you. I cannot stress enough getting yourself out and doing things. It helped so much. I used meetup and found some activities near me. I hope this helps 💗

emma victoria

had to return to the pateron for this episode! 🥳

Jane
>>138127990

Lol noooo I liked it 🫣 but I listened to it as an audiobook so maybe that impacted things

Mary Claire

Haunting adeline! Or twisted love (much lighter lmao)

Cdoo

Unfortunately I was a bit gagged by the twist 😳

Erin Valenzuela

Eliza I am just writing to say that I tag u in memes I think you’ll find funny on twitter I hope u say them ok ily both

Issy
>>138134578

Wait same I was laughing to this entire episode and then they started explaining the twist and I was like wait…low-key I’m gagged

Hannah Abram
>>138070098

Omg I know I have multiple friends that say they like her other stuff and I find that verrrry intriguing and almost unbelievable after my Rodham journey

Emily

Sisterland is my nomination for bad book. I read it on a recommendation I actually couldn’t finish it because the twist was SO STUPIDDD I couldn’t do it. The goodreads reviews give u a decent idea of what to expect

Evelyne

Not me google-ing chastin buddha judge lol

Gabbi Mucerino

Ah I wish you guys covered the epilogue ……

Athena111

We were liars!!! It’s soooooo bad and it’s short

maddie
>>138104971

omg i would love if they did it but it’s soooo long and really the payoff is the threesome which is like 2000 pages into the series 😭😭

maddie

pls read unhinged: an erotic door romance (i still have not read but it’s like 70 pages about a door that fucks and i heard it’s insane)

Gillian

THE LIGHT WE LOST is the absolute WORST book I have ever read. Literally in the first chapter they fall in love watching 9/11. Please 😭✋

ananya

wait I’m confused if he knew about the autobiography why did he pretend to not know and go away and read it???? he could’ve just been like omg you read it too, let’s kill her fr. why did he need to do his little improv exercise ???

Morgan Freeburg

PLEASSE read the perfect marriage next it’s AWFUL compared to Verity

Morgan Freeburg

Also Jax & Brittany’s son is Cruz not Crew lol

Ella Speer

Needed this break from binging Serial’s Guantanamo Bay season thank youuuuu

Ella Speer

Zodiac Academy PLEASE and while you’re reading it you need to listen to the songs it references in real time…. It’s so important

Lily Pearsall
>>138159536

YES! TBH I was entertained reading it but the characters have no likable qualities and it’s another gone girl rip off

Kiera Martin

PLEASE read “Reminders of Him” also by Colleen Hoover … it also has great reviews but it was so so so awful and much worse than Verity

Hannah

I kinda liked the wife between us but it had the most dizzyingly stupid 11th hour plot twist of all time 😭

Hannah
>>138153070

Haven’t read this myself but I was gagged when girls like us pod covered it

Emma

The Hating Game! It sucks ass I could not stand it epitome of tik tok recommendations

Jaelyn

Need binchtopia comment on It Ends With Us trailer

Paige

You guys should do the first left behind book. Biiiiig religious trauma vibes

Mackenzie

There was a girl at my study abroad university named Verity from Australia. She was insane.

Poppy Summers

Girlies verity is actually a pretty common name in the UK! It’s a Protestant name

Kelly Gilbert
>>138090039

OK I ENJOYED IT but purely bc im stupid tupid. Also bc i didnt know about the authors assisted murder in zambia

Kelly Gilbert

Rn im thinking about my sisters keeper by jodi picoult which basically made me cry until i threw up when i was 15. The twist is LUDICROUS

Chloe DeVries

you guys lessons in chemistry was so awful i had an entire notes app dedicated to every ridiculous plot point

baby.yogurt

wow the scene where verity got sick from swallowing made me immediately think of this iconic song lyric that goes "have you ever deep throated then threwed up?" because well yes, she did, didn't she

Sydney Childers

Pleaaaase cover Book Lovers by Emily Henry

Morgan Freeburg
>>138159536

Dude it was a quick easy read bc I needed the tea, but the way every character spoke & was just the most generic & cliche characters.

Avery Thomas

You guys HAVE to read November 9th by Colleen ive never laughed harder IN MY LIFE

Rachel Norsby

( tw: sa & domestic violence) yall have gotta read the last mrs parish!! it is so bonkers & they tackle the “do women lie about being raped for person gain” “”debate”” spolier alert: the book’s answer is yes & they deserve the harshest possible punishment

Lucas Knevitz

If yall want a really stupid book read "the fireman's hose: gay paranormal dragon MPREG Romance" it went viral on brazilian tiktok and it's gold a true literary masterpiece 🤌🏻

Manon

My friend just started reading for fun and has been absolutely housing Colleen Hoover books - I’m waiting for the day she’ll see the light but I fear the darkness of the CHU (Coleen Hoover universe) has her mind in its cold grip

Annip

girlies i have to say i do not plan on reading this one but your dramatic retelling made me intrigued…. the book doesn’t sound so horrible

Annip
>>138168312

based on this ep i thought the plot twist was going to be that HE actually wrote the “autobiography”… maybe that would’ve been more interesting

Nikki Humble

just learned that coho did a collab with olive & june (the nail polish & press on company) tied to some of her books—including it ends with us…

Hannah
>>138168312

Oh lol I was talking about a diff book called the wife between us! It’s by Greer Hendrix and Sarah Pekkanen. If you think the verity plot twist was out of nowhere that book will make you want to throw things at the very end - though there is a genuinely compelling twist earlier in the book.

Rebecca Thornley

Please watch and comment on the It Ends With Us Trailer that just dropped

Brianna Logan

I am begging you to review TOO LATE by CoHo. It is truly her worst book by miles.

maggie mcdonald

once again i am asking you guys read DEN OF VIPERS it is the most ridiculous mafia smut book you guys would EAT it up

Katie Raffaini

Immediately had the thought: Chronics = Victim Souls

Unity Faith

i need you guys to read the teacher or the inmate by frieda mcfadden 😭

Maggie

Julia - Brittany & Jax’s kid is Cruz not Crew 😭

Willow

Pleaseeee read twisted love! I just finished it and it was truly trash but all my friends were living for the smut. I however… was feeling afraid. Apparently the rest of the series is good but I’m like I will absolutely not be wasting my time. I was kind of gagged by the crime and twists of it all

Maddiee

Please read stuffed by Sylvia morrow I promise you won’t be disappointed

Sabrina Martin

NEVER LIE x FRIEDA MCFADDEN girls please!!!! Julia i know you’re about that prime reading type shi!!!!!!

Kirsten

the perfect marriage by geneva rose PLSSSS im begging

Annip
>>138168312

lmaooo i thought you wanted to keep a little secret “between us” that you liked the wife in verity

leafy

this is from so long ago (2003) but this book I read when I was in middle school called Vampire Kisses still drifts up in my thoughts from time to time. it’s very gothy misfit I’m weird I’m a weirdo no one care me except..wait who is that mysterious skinny pale freak that listens to the cure?? it’s so funnyyyy

Cat

girlies this is BAD book club pleeease stop recommending/disrespecting my fav emily henry !! 😭😭😭

mel
>>138185394

I haven’t read it bc I heard about THE plot twist and I just refuse to put myself through that but I agree that the girlies should read it and relay the info to us 👀 it’s definitely atrocious enough to make an ep about it

mel
>>138134342

RETWEET for haunting Adeline!!! Haven’t read it but I’ve heard crazy things about it!!!!!

Mary Claire
>>138134342

I blew past the trigger warning thinking it couldn’t be that bad…i was so so wrong

Clara

If you want a real bad romance book there is always Ice Planet Barbarian but it does absolutely not take itself seriously and it's absolutely terrible

Meghan Marshall

Have the girlies watched the it ends with us trailer

Kay

The beginning is already cracking me up LMAO. So happy to hear that y'all binchies will be recording from the stu 🫡💯🎤🎙️

Victoria Chung

CREDENCE BY PENELOPE DOUGLAS ‼️‼️‼️ it’s actually so awful i cannot believe people think it’s a romance (cousinlove, breeding kink, horts.)

India Marriott

girls the it ends with us trailer came out and my first thought was immediately you

India Marriott
>>138205966

girl i thought the exact same it was so bad thank god someone agrees cos i was recommended it sm😭😭

India Marriott

girls verity is a very common name in the uk i can’t lie to u

Katie Beer

I’m sorry you HAVE to do The Teacher or The Coworker by Freida McFadden. They are sooo bad but entertaining just like these

Frankie Kingston

my first episode as a patreon subscriber ❤️❤️❤️ can finally afford the extra monthly outgoings after securing a spot on a psych doctorate (heeey psychology queen Julia 👋🏻) and i’m so READY!

cordelia price
>>138118994

i was gonna suggest this !!! was gaslit into thinking it was good and read it and was alarmed about the brains of our nation like that was one of the dumbest things i’ve ever read

Robyn

“It’s so millennial it’s hard to read”

riley p
>>138205966

it’s my favorite hate read, it’s literally the same story told 4 different ways but i unfortunately kind of eat it up

Luteal Swan

Okay I know it’s a meme and prob fake but if you guys read the Harry Potter fanfic called My Immortal it would be most comforting to me.

Rachel

Nanny for the Neighbors or CREDENCE!!!

Madison McGuire

Omg please do Credence or Haunting Adeline

Maeve Barnes

really love yall i been here since the very beginning 💕💖and i also love to hate on bad books but i would love to hear your perspectives on the subliminal themes/messaging this book and the last hoover dumpster fire of a book have in common, perhaps from an art school/analysis perspective on what is says to young girls who don’t know any better, and others—it is fascinating to me that these kinds of romanticizations of abuse are so popular and that colleen hoover was able to get this published at all lol. i feel it is def related to comp het and or just like conditioning in gender roles but contrapoints and her disavowal of consent come to mind here… i love the commentary, lollled along w u, and i know it a bonus ep so it’s more casual, but i feel like there’s a lot of deeper things here we could discuss from a whatever-wave-feminist lenze anywho sending love and light to all the binchiquitas and wish u the best. :-) sry for rant.

Adelaide Rava

Colleen Hoover being anti abortion says a lot about her inability to write female characters… 🤔

Maeve Barnes
>>138087123

this is part of what i feel like could have been discussed a little further… like i know yall jest on bonus eps but it is Very concerning and i worry for our youth lmao. not hating 💖 i understand wanting to keep it light and positive when we can

Kara
>>138078288

no literally idk how it isn’t also discussed considering the violence and trauma porn that she puts in every book. family of freaks and fuckers

Jane
>>138208249

rt just because i want to hear julia’s take on the many hipaa violations in this book (even though i kinda thought the plot twists were good 🫣)

duncetopians 🎀

if you want bad you HAVE to read CRAVE (it is a gargoyle romance, yes you read that right)

Kealyn Hope

y’all remember onision??? doesn’t he have a couple fuck ass books????

Sabrina Martin
>>138208249

tbh i wrote this before i got to the plot twist. i thought i had it all figured out! but you’re so right we need julia to put her grad school education to WORK!!!!

Michelle
>>138176980

SOOO BAD pls do this one. A dog narrates a portion of the book, if that’s convincing at all

skybright

kissing the coronavirus. PLEASE!

C.C 🐻

Please do Fourth Wing 🙏

Alia

I can only picture jerAmey from this most recent season of love is blind for this entire ep 😔

Olivia Toles

bRIDE BY ALI HAZELWOOD (weird werewolf sex)

Hayden Levy

CoHo’s other attempt at horror is called Layla, and it’s also completely atrocious. Streets are saying worse than verity.

Claudia Mrozik

sorry but you guys obviously have to read kendal and kylie jenners book

Sam Haimowitz

“it’s giving.. he did it” LMFAOOOO

Alexa Ross

There’s a second addendum that she published in the Verity special edition pls discuss it’s so funny

darian vi

I return for another bad book recommendation… the wishing game by meg shaffer has actually ruined my entire year

Monique Mendez

Touch of darkness pls pls pls do this one 🙂‍↕️ I could NOT finish it. It was absolutely horrid. The smut was atrocious, the character development was terrible and just the way the author portrayed several Greek gods and goddess (disgraceful) 🥸 and needs so much editing.

sophia perkins

if my name wasnt Sophia it was going to be ASHLEIGH thank god my parents came to their senses…

Jane Smith

The perfect marriage by jeneva rose

Ruby Bissett

can you guys do It Happened One Summer? the story and writing are so bad but the sex is hot, and the protagonist js sooooo unlikeable

Kate Gulewich

can you please do The Summer I Turned Pretty, I thought it would be good but I read it and was so disappointed

Marlena Goodman

“Black iris” protagonist is giving throwing my hair up into a messy bun and also actively quoting poetry every other sentence. Sexy but atrocious

Sam Haimowitz

“I was not the mouse… I was the cheese”

Olivia Rosenburg

Plssss do Things We Never Got Over truly the WORST book ive ever read!! Its giving tasmanian devil again

maddie moo

i saw an add for some book called "bad beehavior" i need yall to read so i dont have to.

Haley Sarah
>>138281874

I’m dying for an episode on haunting Adeline. That book was insane I was SHOOK after the gun scene I need to hear their commentary

Lucy

READ UGLY LOVE BY COHO. actually reading it was like watching a car crash it was so bad but i couldn’t look away. every character in that book makes me wanna rip my hair out

Sophie M

i started my own “badly good” series recently in which i chose to read books that were literally SO BAD that they were good, in the sense that they provided such horrific plots/prose/quality that i could unleash my inner HATER!!!! yes indeed i have read many a bad book: fourth wing, verity, acotar… but i remained hungry. the hater in me NEEEDED more…. until i was recommended “Ladies First: Book One of the MAGA Hat Romance Series”. i literally cannot explain to you how much damage this book did to me…. i fear as though i am a shell of a person. i will never know the life i had before i read this book…. it seriously made me reconsider everything i’ve ever known. how can we as a society have come to the point where this book could have been published? i cannot handle the power, for i am just a simple hater, but i firmly believe that with the strength, perseverance and absolute power of binchtopia, we can band together and forge our way forward! no seriously read the book though it’s so bad.

brooklyn

THE HATING GAME BY SALLY THORNE!!!! atrociously millenial and TERRIBLE writin g

Sarah

Confess has to be COHOs worst book! It includes PAGES AND PAGES of terrible “artwork” that is supposed to be made by one of the characters

Rachel Coxon

Tbh I think men just see two women of a similar age and assume they are related even if they don’t look even vaguely similar, many such cases from personal experience.

Annip

bad book rec - alone with you in the ether. it was…. bad i could not finish

kk

im gonna be honest i don’t get the joke about millennial business/people. are u guys not gen z biz ppl/ girl bosses? what’s the diff between you and them other than skinny jeans?

brooklyn

UNHINGED!!!!! BY VERA VALENTINE !!! it’s about a woman that literally FUCKS A DOOR

Olivia Schafer

I was fully gagged and said aloud... HER EX BOYFRIEND NAMED ANUS WHO LIKED TO BE CHOKED

Olivia Schafer

also i think many binches would love a revisiting of the bad dystopian fiction of yore, think divergent, matched, uglies, THE SELECTION

Olivia Schafer
>>138539965

mostly i want the selection: a dystopian version of the bachelor in which the bachelor is also a prince and the main character's name is america singer (surprise: she is a singer😱)

Dalty

OMG I haven't read this book but the entire time I was thinking it's a Kmart Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier 😭😭 literally my fave book

Katie Raffaini

I would LOVE if you two talked a bit about the real world effects of some of these romance books. As a long time avid and current romance reader, it makes me so sad to think of 15 year old me reading the trashiest romance books without the knowledge to understand how toxic the relationships were. As an adult it is easy to tease apart reality from fiction, but some of these books seriously need to have age restrictions on them because the BRAINWASHING one goes through as a young girl reading them is 😖😖😖

Morgan Garoutte

A new Colleen Hoover book review is quite refreshing to my soul. Thank you goddesses

kvz
>>138092193

RT!!!! nothing happens 😭 except gru sex 😭

arson_mommy

Omg do The Silent Patient or The Maidens they’re both so heinous

Kristen Gload

Why did they still have the baby monitor bro

Sidney

pls read neon gods it’s bdsm greek mythology fanfiction and its actually so insane

Sara

Twisted love was awful. So was icebreakers. Pretty much just porn in printed form. Icebreakers had some coho level lack of character depth

Matti

pls do a den of vipers by KA Knight it was actually plotless and just straight CRAZY smut. so many people recommended it saying it was such a great storyline with excellent spice and instead I was traumatized

caroline pottruff

Gal pals you must read "beautiful world where are you" by Sally Rooney it is LITERALLY the worst book i have ever subjected myself too it was terrible, excellent bad book club material 🪩

Dolly

READ MY IMMORTAL PLEASEREE

caroline pottruff
>>138591505

Idk I liked her other books but I hated that one I found none of the characters had any chemistry at all, I didn't really mesh with the girls I found them both to be very woe is me and I found it had lots of unnecessary details - idk I really didn't enjoy it and found it so hard to read, but maybe it's just not my cup of tea

Harriet L

It’s giving A Simple Favor

amy quinn
>>138219019

Right? Like Emily Henry books aren't cerebral contemporary novels but they're also miles ahead of After or anything Colleen Hoover has written, definitely not bad books

Tina Zimmerman

The haunting of Brynn Wilder. It has so many good reviews but it’s soo corny

Kaitlyn and Sophie

Please do The Nanny by Lana Ferguson or Happy Singles Day by Anne Marie Walker. Both awfully awful yet so entertaining.

Anneliss

Layla by Colleen Hoover is way worse and you haveeeee to read it!!! It still haunts me lmao

Anneliss
>>138398951

One of the worst books I’ve ever read why does she try to steal that child

Haven Patrick

the teacher by freida mcfadden is one of the worst books i've ever read

Haven Patrick

also i know two people who have named their kids "Kru" in my small college town lmao

chloe

manic pixie e girl… the title says it all

chloe
>>138702567

“most canceled book on tik tok” is why I ordered it

Gabi Umstead

my book club recently read The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic at my college friend's recommendation. Will not be taking recs from said friend ever again, it was so bad. Like, no editor could have been involved in the making of that book, there were typos, multiple spellings of character names, plot holes, things that were mentioned like they were going to be important but never mentioned again, cringey characters who NEED to go to horny jail. SO bad lol

Maddy
>>138647568

OMFG I live in Bayfield (the setting) and second this !!! This is the worst book ever written 💀

Madeline Boogay Krengel

PLEASE read Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon. It is so bad. It’s an alien romance. 💀Best reading experience is the audiobook via Libby.

madison 💐

i NEED to hear y’alls takes about the seven husbands of evelyn hugo!!!!

payton blahut

if you want a real crazy, just absurd romance book read Full Sack by Layla Fae. The male lead is a wizard who can conjure things when he ejaculates. Including a full roasted Thanksgiving turkey. And it comes out of the same place as ejaculate.

Marie

Have not personally read it but I’m so glad you’re offering yourself up: PLEASE read haunting adeline by h.d. Carlton. What I’ve seen of it on insta reels sounds actually insane and disturbingly disgusting

emma

U simply must read zodiac academy it's so bad and HILARIOUS I feel like it's exactly what ur looking for

Sarah

You neeeed to do a bad book club on Yellowface. It does have some great commentary on racism, specifically towards Asian populations in America, HOWEVER, the main character (a terrible and delusional white woman) had me rolling me eyes the ENTIRE book

Sarah
>>138906828

The plot twist at the end 💀 I cannot believe how many positive reviews this book has oh my god

Molly_Ollie
>>138906828

I'd loooove to hear their opinions on Yellowface - I wouldn't necessarily say BAD book but there would be so much to gab about

Sarah
>>138906828

The writing is good for the first 3/4 of the book, and I enjoyed it. The main character is just completely insufferable (which was definitely the intention of the author). The twist in the ending in my opinion was quite bad

Neve

Someone help me!! Which is the episode where they are talking about eating things that are the texture of chalk

Lina Potas

I think yall are forgetting that purple hearts is based on a book!!

Sarah McIntyre

QUEEN I’ve never met anybody else with tinea versicolor!!! WILL be taking your advice

Maya Sandel

PLEASE DO A FREIDA MCFADDEN BOOK they all have the same plot it’s truly pure thriller comedy gold please please please

Maya Sandel
>>139079507

Specifically the ex wife I’m reading rn and it’s insane. Like the girl is always too poor to eat and also pretty in an unassuming way and she’s the other woman but then the man is actually evil. U get the vibes.

The Immaculate Witch Kaitlin Reckord
>>139006060

Okay so don't know if I have this but I thought I have something similar- because my nose is ALWAYS red and the skin peels, like why? No reason for it, like the skin isn't irritated by product, environment, I get eczema some times, but never on my nose. So I tried putting some of the dandruff shampoo I have on my nose and I think it been helping. My nose is definitely less red and the peeling is less. The stuff I have is Segal's Solutions- Advanced Scalp Care. My cousin who is a hair stylist found it for me, it's full of nice botanical ingredients and works nicely with my dry curly hair, and keeps any dandruff/eczema at bay with only a shampoo wash once every four days. Fun fact the active ingredients in dandruff shampoo also work on eczema and tinea versicolor apparently! 👌🏻

Erin
>>138766266

they talked about it in one of their mediasodes a while ago!!

Allison
>>138288054

Do you know the name of the Contrapoints ep where she talks about the disavowal of consent? I’m so intrigued

Abi Anderson

me and my relatively traditional (no longer mormon but still has a lot of their conservative values) mother did a summer reading thing two years ago where she ordered two books recommended by her friends and each of us were gonna read one at the same time and then swap. One was The Housemaid (or smth like that). The other one? Verity. I read Verity first and was horrified… when it was time to swap i have her a very mild warning like “heyyy so there’s a lot of graphic sex stuff in here jsyk.” and she was like hmmm uh oh okay ill give it a shot. Needless to say she was HORRIFIED i mean DEVASTATED that she had me read that book—- im talking tears in her eyes apologizing.

Maeve Barnes
>>138288054

ok so i’m pretty sure it’s her one on twilight (which is a masterpiece and i haven’t even read or seen anything twilight) but it’s entirely possible i’m wrong/she mentions it in other videos too

Erin Crook

Flowers in the Attic. It’s so bad. It’s so bad. We all read it in middle school. Come for the gothic horror and religious trauma; stay for the incest and powdered donut poisoning. It’s so bad.

Ana Branas

go ask alice pleaseeee

Anna Young

I don’t see anyone recommending “We Were Liars” but it made me physically groan at the end

Erin Crook
>>139239512

The Washington Post called it “deranged swill.” I’ve never heard a more apt description.

Madeline Perry

Rachel Hollis girl wash your face please

Kirby Harris

Call It What You Want by Alissa Derogatis is the worst thing I’ve ever read….Uber is mentioned no less than 26 times.

Em Guen

ah Julia and Eliza reading me a bedtime story 🩷

Alyssa Patil-Steffl

pls read the summer we fell it is SO atrocious and there are so many things to hate abt it 😂

Lisa

Pleeeease read Just for the Summer

Etta Peterson

Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid 🫠

Meredith Floyd

binchtopia meetups across the globe to watch the it ends with us movie together when it comes out please

Sumaiya Fazal

pleaseee do why not me by mindy kaling (for science reasons) pleaseeee

eileen
>>139005136

junelia you must read the book that inspired the creation of your favourite movie let’s go queen!!

Talia Green

Read “the luckiest girl alive” it’s sooooooooo bad

Ferris

please read stones to abigail by onision

Carly Miller

Pls read magnolia parks for bad book club. I am screaming crying throwing up begging you to read it and discuss

Chloe Dawson

I just finished my roommates copy to listen to this, she has the collectors edition which includes an exclusive epilogue detailing the Ashleigh family’s new life in NC w Crew and baby Nova, another murder, and somehow another blowjob…. Y’all really missed out on

H

Please please y’all must read the book where the woman falls in love/has sex with her front door, it’s called Unhinged by Vera Valentine 😂 it’s considered “paranormal romance”

Maya

Pleaaase read midnight sun the twilight spin off from Edward’s perspective……Stephanie Meyer is still in 2020 (when the book came out) such a terrible writer and Edward is such a terrible character its soooo bad and he reads peoples minds and stuff I love it

Shannon O'Brien

This made me never want to read a book again

Carly Miller
>>141733192

I personally couldn’t stand the writing style or their relationship but some of my friends in my book club liked it!!!! To each their own 💕💕💕