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The girlies return to form with a chatty episode, catching you up on the horrors that have befallen their personal lives during their consecutive moves. After falling down the stairs (twice!) being bedridden with pain and beyond the hope of D-Mannose, leaving half a house in Los Angeles, and crying in the emergency veterinarian's office and on the plane, finally, they have both landed safely in New York to pod all about it.

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Jay Ess

thank GOD

Sam Haimowitz

well happy fucking birthday to me !

Ryan Setchel

i refuse to believe that there is any uti that d mannose cannot cure

Olivia Ramos

Y’all shared this just as I was about to take my 3 hour drive home, thank you queens

maddy

i was starting to get SCARED !!!

Addie Bednar

thank you sm queens i was having the worst day everrrrrr now i have something to keep me going 🫡

Haven Patrick

the horrors of moving. peace be with you both

Holly Acker

also just moved so I feel your pain😔

Grace Luxton

pulling up with a UBox to the Hollywood goodwill ☝️

Narcisa

Eliza I stand in solidarity with you because I’ve only had to take my dogs to the emergency vet twice and both times were within days of moving & spending thousands of dollars 😍

Kate Winslow

U guys literally dropped this in the center of my 9 hour road trip I saw god

Owen

Julia has a man’s?????

Emily

Binchtopia Corporate needs to provide its fearless staff some health insurance

Kiersten Nihart

HE LOVES WEED AND ARSON AND BEING A BINCHIE

abigail parrish

glad to know i wasn’t the only one who clocked that… i thought she was talking about nick at first 😭😭 period good for her

Kate Hodgson

Eliza I feel your pain because I had to fly to and from Vancouver to Berlin with my reactive pit bull who I had to pretend wasn’t a pit bull, and I’ve literally never felt so frantic or at the mercy of the powers that be

Bori Frankus

*HOW CAN YOU CALL IT HOME IF YOU CANT TAKE IT WITH YOU!!!*

soph

anyone who has ocd ask ur doctor before u take gabapentin bc it can react super badly and cause thoughts of self harm or worse!

Issy

Eliza please sell the merch on your website! 💝

Liza

As someone who also moves once a year…. and about to move AGAN this weekend with a kitty…. Also praying this place is my new home

Emily

I moved end of 2023 and decided 2024 would be the year of doing less and not overcommitting but I got bored after like 2 weeks anyway that is to say can’t wait to hear abt the next cwazy adventure y’all go on I bet it will not be that long

Luteal Swan

When I moved across the country last summer I also completely doxxed myself and had a pile of belongings outside and posted just take all of this it’s freeeeeee. I was like if anyone wants to come kill me go ahead cuz I’m gone

Sedona Steffens

for the sake of the longevity of Binchtopia PLEASE take breaks PLEASE get health insurance rest omg lol

Luteal Swan

Also if this is any consolation my friend has a dog with separation anxiety and she(the dog) took a shit in LAX

libby

I had 4 months of *awful* sciatica this winter. I did a couple months of PT, couple X-rays, an MRI, but everything came back clear so I was super lost until I read Dr. Sarno’s book called Healing Back Pain. His whole thesis is that back pain is caused by repressed emotions (anxiety, anger, fear, etc), body keeps the score type beat. Idk it lowkey sounded like pseudoscience to me, but I’m three months pain free since reading it so give it a shot if you think it could be psychosomatic

Julianna Landis

Experiencing moving-related suffering right with you girls 🫡 if I have to put together one more piece of furniture I will go AWOL

soph

can’t remember where i read this but moving is supposedly one of the most stressful things people go through, up there with things like divorce and losing a loved one

Sienna

Julia “my mans” Hava 😏

Krissy Simard

First we got Redacted, now we have My Mans

Mollie Edsell

Eliza — join your local Buy Nothing group on Facebook!! Even if you use a burner account. It’s huge in NYC for basic household items / furniture that your neighbors might be looking to get rid of

alicia kapeecia

ngl i was homeless from like march 2021 - dec 2023 and had to move like 9-10 times. the health effects that come with no permanent housing is fucked. i got diagnosed w fibromyalgia and i can’t even lift a bin without triggering an ovarian cyst rupture, on top of ✨ trauma ✨

Lindy

Please don’t kill spiders /: just put them in a cup and move them outside, they are excellent predators for the pesky insects and i promise they don’t want to bite you

Donia Shirazi

Leo's loo is much more slayful than the litter robot !!!

G Doyle

I’m also moving apartments in nyc and almost cried bc I felt so seen abt wishing I had two weeks off of work while doing this and also not having seen my therapist in a month lmaoo

Issy

Also…guys please actually do acotar on bad book club. Because I finished it 2 days ago and I NEED people to speak on how awful feyre is. This woman has no morals…and she is so dumb (I don’t mean her illiteracy cos that is understandable…I mean her inability to solve the worlds easiest riddle or just randomly giving a different name thinking no consequences would happen to that family!)…and also she deserves horny jail. Plus the watery bowels…and the lips constantly turning into a thin line…I think it qualifies. I need this book to be turned into ribbons by ya’ll (iykyk)

Anne Margaret

alternative episode title: "We Took Gabapentin As a Family"

Brooke

The way I paused and immediately went to the comment section when she said that lol

sara

heavy on college effin ur shit up. u could be at the lowest point in ur life & there will always be 65 assignments due. it breaks you, real shit

katie

my ex bf broke up with me on the morning i was moving house 🤭🤭🤭

Aleksa

JULIA TELL US ABOUT THE MANS

M0tamouth

The psychological affect of MOVING is a real trauma!!! My psych told me that humans process moving homes (the way we do now) as a traumatic experience. I know from being first gen child, lol. There’s also a lot of hoarding and OCD that’s passed down in families that were forcibly removed /seeking asylum

mari !

NEEEDED this for exam week

Hayley B

Yess like take a 6 month hiatus if you need to i will be here waiting don't even worry

Mel

Julia you should look up kundalini awakenings after tail bone injuries perhaps that’s something to look forward to

Valeria Reynosa

Upgrading my Patreon level to financially support Eliza’s new cutlery set and bare essentials

Alissa

you know the girls are going through it when julia’s man reveal doesn’t crack the top ten most impactful things shared

jade hurley

eliza!!! try hemp gummies for cats when traveling! i got mine from petco (there are gummies and drops) and it made my normally VERY screamy cat completely silent on a cross country flight!!

Svea

Oh Yes pls an Episode about moving!!

britt hayes

I just moved from San Diego to New York yesterday, the horrors are so real with that move. I also sobbed in public after having issues with the U-Haul, sleep deprivation from pulling an all nighter to pack the night before, having to confront my ex, and getting constant emails for my grad school program (also columbia!) that is starting in a couple days. This episode was exactly what I needed to hear & has been so validating.

Jay Ess

okay literally had to rewind 30 seconds because…. a man??? speaks french??? man? :0

T. Chau

Can you tell me which Hollywood goodwill? Because I actually will go and will take the merch!!

Quin Lyle

MAN REVEAL PLEASE

Anna Lobmeyer

i have used a u box to move cross country twice and tetris has nothing on that shit. fortunately, i didn’t have to pack EVERYTHING bc we drove both times with a cat and three dogs bc i’m clinically insane

Kara

getting rid of all of your shit is such a moving to nyc rite of passage. the night i moved i literally got rid of half of everything i own. after getting rid of half of it BEFORE i moved

Hannah

The OCD/hoarding as a result of displacement trauma is so REAL

Kara

“also that’s just the decision that i made” stealing that

Hannah

Eliza I feel you about the cat stuff so hard 😭 My cats are the same age as Harley so I always feel a kinship with them and you. My cat son had a UTI which developed into crystals so we’ve been regulars at the emergency vet. Recently the silicon tip of the pill shooter i use for him broke off and went straight down his little throat with the pill so you bet I was obsessively checking his poops to make sure it didn’t cause a blockage!! When I was in third grade I swallowed a pencil grip (long story) and my mom fished it out of my poop in a chilis bathroom bc she said she wanted to see what her child digested. I found that extremely weird at the time but I understand her now that I myself am a mother 👩🏼‍🍼

Sam Haimowitz

thank you sooooo much you beautiful amazing binchie babes!!!!! I appreciate y’all 🖤

Kay M

this ep. helped me feel sm less alone in sufferings and horrors lmfao, after much considering i broke up w my man of 4 years and im in a state of survival this really grounded me. Best wishes to both of you and your moves and new beginnings mauh

baby yaga

my cats (anxiety) and i (fibromyalgia) also took gabapentin as a family on our cross country move 🤩

Ally Chozik

the ‘with my man’ jump scare…. well played julia

Robyn

PARIS WITH MY MAN,,,???

snailgirl

i believe in the “moving vortex” which just means that your life will pretty much hit the shitter for ~2 months before AND after your move (adjust for distance, time of year, etc). 🫡🫡🫡 to you guys for persisting through the horrors fr

cyansims

This soft launch

Robyn

Along for the ride and btw idk if u guys read these comments but personally I don’t think you guys need to put so much pressure on the pod to be well researched or whatever. Like more academic episodes are great but not always necessary.

ashley

Omg Eliza. I feel you. I literally just got dumped and had to move back across the country one year after moving to Colorado with my now ex. Me and my dog packed what I could into a rented SUV and I downsized like a mf 🫡

Annip

simultaneously itching for a man reveal while also celebrating julia keeping him just for herself love that for you

Vanessa Rae

As someone who also has a podcast and was moving apartments during the last 2 weeks I also did not record a new episode during that time so I feel this

Anna Riley

Thank you for sharing the horrors!! I just had to pack up my college apartment and move home (potentially for a very long time) after a year of horrors that culminated in getting arrested, witnessing police brutality, and going to court the day before my college graduation 😍! Moving is a time warp but I second the suggestion of joining your local buy nothing group, that’s how I got rid of all of the furniture in my apartment that my roommates saddled me with. I hope y’all find some peace after this 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Ariana

As someone who recently moved and fell down a flight of stairs first day in my new job, you got this guys 💪💪

Carmi

“it’s like in your crack broooo”

Emily Hirsch

Physical therapist binchie here for your sciatica Eliza!!!!Try laying flat on your stomach and then eventually go on to your forearms. Try each for like 3-5 minutes and see if you feel any better. It’s a good sign if the pain/numbness/tingling goes up your leg (foot to knee for example). If it feels better each time do some cobra poses (10-15x). It’s okay if the pain directly in your back gets a little worse but the burning is higher on your leg. Back Extension is typically good for this kind of thing from what I got from what you said! I would literally give you my number if you wanted lol I hope this helps if you try!!!

Emily Hirsch

Moving and picking up boxes is a lot of spine flexion which can make this worse

miss andry

Julia soft launching her mans 🤭

Jamesy

Julia mans reveal?????

legumegorl

speaking of your merch eliza you are so incredible for making your t shirts on comfort colors the one i bought at your show is my new favorite i love it so much

Abigail

Redacted paved the way for MY MANSS😻

Abigail

Also proud of you girlies for completing your respective #horrifying moves. Boss af

Hannah Slind

Lmao I fear the binchies in this comment section are not passing the Bechdel test re: Julia's mans

Lizzy

Really related to the spider binchie, as I frantically sucked up a swarm of carpenter ants with a hand held vacuum that had infested my basement while listening to this ep. Thank you giving me strength

Kendra Cleaver

I’ve been down bad lately, truly experiencing some horrors myself. Haven’t been working for 3 weeks don’t know how I’m gonna go on from here🤪listening to the horrors makes me feel less alone. Any ep from u binchies is gold to me-will always support u and hope it gets better for the both of u💌

Jaimie Day

the casual my mans drop had me thinking i missed an ep

Naomi Listokin

As a fellow binchie who just moved it is HELL esp when most of my friends are moving w the free help of their partners and I have to pay a man 🧍‍♂️ love yall hope you won’t be moving anytime soon bc I moved at the beginning of the semester and now at the end and wish this upon reserved enemies

Rachel

Listen. Change your cohabitation world and get a king sized bed

Emily

endorsing starting to date somebody right before you move 🫶

Mai

Hey queen Eliza I am also moving from so cal to NYC soon with 2 cats lolll is there anything you’d reccomend to prevent me from wanting to die throughout this experience

Rachel

I have a dog with mad anxiety and trazadone works wonders for anxious as-needed situations! Something to consider for your anxious pets. Not sure if it's a safe drug for cats but definitely for dogs

Vern Abraham

my move to nyc for grad school was harrowing and horrifying sending you both so much love!! I’m moving to my second nyc apartment bc my landlord is awful and i’m already dreading it so so much

mimi kiki

spider binchie here ‼️ i had a weird brain thing happen where a traumatic experience was immediately followed by a huge spider crawling onto my leg which triggered psychosis for the first time in my life and now i have an extreme fear of spiders 😍

mimi kiki

similar to healthy harold in the UK we have a indoor theme park thing called hazard alley where they simulated house fires and being hit by a train and being kidnapped so u cld be scared straight??? they literally have u sit inside a fake house and then blow smoke into the house and play screaming recordings and u get screamed at to evacuate

Jess A

You guys are so brave ❤️

Kenna

As a girly who moves every 4-8 months and has to fit all of her belongings in her car I feel this episode on another level 🩷

Dori

redacted walked so my mans could run

Cooper Moore

Ok sorry but why are you ever ubering anywhere while in Paris?

helenaxofficial

Cannot believe the Harold The Giraffe slander I’m hearing!!! Harold day is the best day of the school year in NZ!!! Yes it’s dark inside the truck, but there are stars all over the ceiling so it’s not scary, and it smells SO good like fruits, and you get to learn about how the different body systems work!!!! We would turn up to school, see the Harold truck, and everyone would lose their MINDS with excitement

helenaxofficial

admittedly I did go to a very small rural school where the second best day of the school year is Pet Day where you bring your pet to school, and there are competitions for whose pet lambs/calves can drink their milk the fastest… so maybe my perception is flawed idk

helenaxofficial

PS I’m very glad to hear that our Queen Binchettes have survived their horrors. Julia I hope your ass bruise heals quickly, and Eliza I hope you get some time to relax and rejuvenate after the very busy few months you’ve had 💖

Charlie Ray

Wait which Hollywood goodwill

Charlie Ray

WAUT SINCE WHEN DOES JULIA HAVE A MANS

Lily Ana Verna

me and my best friend moved out of our crumbling chaotic college house with four other people this past september and i was so stressed i got sleep paralysis that week, by the end of it i was driving to goodwill with random boxes (partly my stuff, partly other people's stuff) multiple times a day and then eventually just started literally throwing stuff in the trash because i could not do it and no one on facebook wanted anything HAHAHA

baby.yogurt

omg I had a housefire simulation thing too but it was way more calm thankfully, it was kind of fun, like a 4/5 yr old me crawling around escaping a fake house fire like a tiny badass in my Little Mermaid sweater

Lily Ana Verna

the getting like one bowl and one fork at target is so relatable too help

baby.yogurt

I believe you but then also why do they absolutely look like they would kill me at the first opportunity

Katrine

Eliza is Andy & April from Parks n Rec eating from the same plate which as actually a frisbee Long live Binchtopia take care of yourselves queens 💞

Melissa O'Keefe

As a binchy who was also in a place of move this week, I really appreciated this ep 💕

mel abec

A MANS IM GAGGED - and no explanation?!?!??

anni

omg in Scotland we had the risk factory, the same concept !!! I had to use the phone to call fake 999 and say what was happening lmao

maria browne

as a uk binchie…. WE HAD HAROLD TOO!!!! and it was the highlight of my primary school life, put some respect on my mans name

Cooper Moore

There are multiple train connections to the airport and they all cost like 6-15 euros

Nathalie Bessette

If you guys are going to do an episode about the psychological toll of moving it really should be about the psychological toll of being a refugee or displaced person AKA in a constant state of moving

Manon

One time I fell down the stairs in front of my misogynistic boss cause i had to sit in a 6 hour emergency client meeting without food or water and I was wearing heels - you best believe I experienced that fall in slow motion and I probably gave him more of a reason to hate women

Manon

When I moved from home to go to law school the uhaul cancelled on us and said that we can go pick one up in the next nearest location SIX HOURS AWAY (rural northern Ontario problems) so I only was able to pack what fit in my car and my dads car SO NO FURNITURE and I had to sleep on a creaky ass hunting cot for five weeks until my mattress could be delivered - my back has never been worse than during those five weeks

VF

LOOOOOOVE this type of ep

Claire Farnsworth

ladies i am ALSO in the middle of a HUUUUGE MOVE this was soooo therapeutic i love you girls good luck!!!!!

Emma

IM GAGGED REDACTED PART II???

Cierra H

YOUR MANNNSSSSS

Kendall Castillo

Omg I feel for you!! The only thing getting me through is being in a new city with different people soon to help me move on so hope you’re able to as well🫶🏼

Salem

Love a soft launch truly

Emily

Julia we need a man reveal

holly

i think getting on any train with luggage is an absolute nightmare. i uber to and from the airport every single time i travel no matter how good public transport is, especially in europe. i would rather factor in the cost of an uber to/from instead of stressing about hauling my luggage around. i’m gonna pay for convenience 🤷‍♀️

Cooper Moore

queen I just cannot fathom this. But also it’s your life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I would encourage you to try airport rail links more often tho! Especially overseas they generally have elevators and other accessibility features that make the experience less nightmarish.

Kiana Allen

Here for Julia’s falling because in the last 2 weeks, I have gotten in a very minor car accident which left me bruised and also slammmmmed my toe in a door and I think I broke it. and im like yes there are horrors everywhere but what about my minor bruises and minor car accident (and it’s major financial repercussions) thanks for complaining girls. love that we are all suffering a little.

flossie

omg yes the west midlands version is safeside and it is TRAUMATIC

Sarah

Yall should both drop your birth charts so I can see what's going in the stars for yall

Ally Watkinson

about to move for grad school 🫡 gonna need my emotional support binchies

Ava Gamble

Julia speak out against genocide challenge level impossible

Monique Mendez

RETURN THE LITTER ROBOT, ELIZA. GET YOUR MONEY back. Cleaning that mother fucker was completely and utterly disgusting and vile. YES, it scoops the litter out (sometimes) because once the device stop working at maximal effort it starts forgetting to cycle and becomes a fucking pain. I literally threw mine away when I moved recently lol. It was so loud. It was so big (it deserves its own bedroom if someone chooses to have it) My home smelled so much like ammonia while I had it because the litter and cats belongings were sticking to the sides of the plastic. No matter how often I cleaned my litter robot (which was twice a week) still smelled terribly. Maybe I was doing something wrong but I do not care. I NOW do my own scooping and myself and my cats couldn’t be happier. HAPPY HOME, HAPPY LITTER PICKING. HAPPY MOTHER. HAPPY CATS. PERIOD! Im now happy with my ModKat flip litter box. It comes with a plastic vinyl so that when you’re ready to throw the litter away you can take that off and clean it or just throw that away entirely and place a new one inside the litter box. https://modkat.com/products/flip-litter-box?currency=USD&variant=13982541250623&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=7afa450f110c&utm_source=google-ads&utm_network=x&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaignname=%7Bcampaignname%7D&utm_term=&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwpNuyBhCuARIsANJqL9MlDYgIO_fV1TqYmYI9f7tWgWJur38sWc_ZeE-cnEBRNreJABYy9W0aAt5KEALw_wcB

Maija Petterson

Currently in the middle of moving and it was a solace

Sarah

So are they going back to six episodes a month since they are no longer in school/ touring and live in the same city?

Rhiannon Ellis

does anyone else think julia and chappell roan lowkey look alike or am i having an austin ames of cinderella story moment?? ✨

Julianna Faye

the yarn thing is truly soooooo distressing i had to cut the tails off of all my cat's mouse toys because she kept eating them lol

Ali Marie

the description of eliza’s move is so accurate of what a cross-country move in your twenties looks like

Olivia Brown

Someone please update me on Julia’s MANS what did I miss!!!

Natalie Bergenstein

Not French, but a resident of France. Frankly, the criticisms towards French people typically stem from a difference in cultural norms, and tourists not understanding the norms of politeness in France. Often tourists come here and do not adhere to French customs of politeness which makes them appear rude, and then the French are less than enthused to interact with them. As a North American, I know that tourists coming here are not intentionally trying to be annoying, but I do not blame Parisians for being irritated by the constant stream of travellers who don't respect the local culture.

Ashlynn Long

i’m moving in 3 weeks and this is truly making me feel so seen in my state of moving panic

Cate Carter

Oh girl… I got paid $90 for asking a question VIA EMAIL absolutely not joking it’s vile

claire

omg I did the same thing when I moved out of DC 😭 I left all of my dishes, pots and pans, kitchen supplies, a nightstand and lamp, rugs, and a bed frame lmao

jules!

Which Wilco album did Eliza mention 😖I forgor

Elena Gaughan

coincidentally listened to this episode while packing up aall of my shit to move into my boyfriends house. (it's a good decision i promise). listening to this helped me stay calm while running all over my apartment and trying to snuff out a cardboard box induced panic attack. thanks guys <3

Cameryn

Listened to this while moving out of and deep cleaning my college house!! Perfect timing binchstresses :)

Shari

We need to speak more on the massive emotional cost of moving… nothing can prepare you

Manon

Me realizing I’m the queer friend who knows everything about plants and wildlife: 🧍🏻‍♀️

Emily Kuper

I saw a u box in the wild today and was not prepared for how small it was

Rachel Coxon

Relating so hard to everything going to sh*t in ur life during the week ur therapist is on vacation lol me rn

Erin

Would love an ep on psychological effects of moving 😍

Michelle Kenyon

As a girly who falls at least twice a year (often down the stairs) time has never felt more fake than in that moment bestie

abby reddy

so excited to be in a state of psychological torture when i move in 2 weeks!😁

daya

now that you have an HQ may we PLEASE mail you things!?? It would be so fun and who doesn’t love receiving shit in the mail

Alaina+Zoe

I’m down so horrifically bad this week, but this ep made me feel warm and fuzzy and not alone❤️ Also, moving is always triggering in severe ways, anyone who disagrees with you guys has never moved

Carolyn Thompson

can’t wait to move into my college apartment in august🫢

Mia Levine

moving is the worst circle of hell

Dolly

Julia! France is one of the biggest consumer of weed in europe 😭😭😭 you just gotta get the plug

Katherine Desrochers

was in a place of moving in new york horrors and starting a new job in the span of one week and I still have not mentally or financially recovered <3 this was cathartic and relatable and I'm also living for nyc discussion on the pod