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Unfortunately Our Only Option Is to Euthanize (Patreon)

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The girlies read some of your stories about times you were GAGGED. From a mistaken cheer for cancer to a poor girl assisting her own burglary, you guys brought the stories and we brought the laffs.

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Annip

thank you binchettes!!

skybright

binchiepops coming in clutch before my commute… always thinking of us xxxx

Katie Boyd

The goddesses smile down upon us today

alayah

I have one hour to get ready for my morning class, so I can listen to all of this, yay !!

Caroline

It’s me I’m claps for cancer girl … so glad my humiliation was finally worth something 🙏

Megan

Gagged that not everyone had golf cart men at their high schools

Sage Wilson

I fr locked in during covid to learn astral projection I recommend this massive ass book called Mastering Astral Projection: 90 day guide to out of body experience. It’s quite involved but it’ll get you there. Also for lucid dreaming which is wayyy easier and about as fun, the book A Field Guide to Lucid Dreaming is a wonderful read

Wendy

the title is so funny cause im in the er

Nicole

to be fair i had multiple principals so she was one of a few but she unfortunately did eat the biscuit in front of me while holding eye contact i wish it wasn’t true yall. there are many stories of this woman. also the cart man was there to give students parking tickets, reckless driving tickets, and give me AWOL. my fellow georgia public school system binchies may also recount the stories of their cart men

Nicole
>>149786193

but also why did i get in trouble i had many an unused tardy

Emily

Because that’s girlypop 🏃🏼‍♀️💰

Hiley

robbery story unfortunately really hits bc I got scammed at a gay bar in D.C. (and was fully aware of this) and still tipped!

Jane Mather-Glass

julia being so perplexed by the twin situation is sending me

lefthandedscorpio

Imagine if you went to a family reunion and Shane Dawson was there oml 😭😭

Jamielyn Kriebs

Thank you Eliza for confirming that I am not in fact insane. I have been having clairvoyant dreams since I started high school, and the amount of déjà vu I have on a regular basis is gag worthy in itself 😹😭

Sage Wilson
>>149782488

For astral projection, I had two experiences of it when I was regularly working on it but I let it go and never really finished the course. Lucid dreaming, absolutely. Basically anytime I keep a dream journal for longer than a week or two and do reality checks regularly I will have them. They are very cool I like them more than I liked astral projecting, projecting made me have a lot more trouble with depersonalization and dissociation which I did NOT love but lucid dreaming is so much fun and way less work

Amy Fentress

Can someone please repost or point me to the “we become our mothers” quote? I remember being properly gagged by this and I can’t find it now to re-gag please thanks

Marsss

Sent y’all an IG dm of the GQ man in question 🫶🏻

Hannah B

Truly amazing by that I also sent in that I was gagged by my boyfriend pissing the bed except he gaslit me into thinking it was my pee. Anyway I’m gay now

Emma Kimbrough

No I fully believe the principal one because when I was 12, my friend and I got caught on our flip phones at lunch (it was like 2007) and she made us follow her into a classroom, closed the door, and told us if we slapped each other in the face then we could have our phones back and she wouldn’t call our parents.

kirby rodik

sometimes i’ll just lose my vibrators for a couple months and then it’ll magically reappear

Becca

pleeeaaase do an episode on dreams !! I'd love a deep dive looking at psychological vs spiritual interpretations of dreams I think it'd be so interesting & fun

Autumn and Paul

Hello I am the robbee (RIP) and honestly I have nothing to say for myself.. you’ll be horrified to know that I didn’t even call 911 after she left, I called the non-emergency line instead and sat on hold for like an hour while my queen made her escape 🥲 Reminder to get renter’s insurance if you don’t already and are as dumb as me xoxo

drea

oooh please do a dreams episode

butter bean

The best birthday gift 🥰🥰🥰

Julia Domagalska
>>149802049

„Often father and daughter look down on mother (woman) together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate.” Bonnie Burstow, Radical Feminist Therapy: Working in the Context of Violence could it perhaps be this one?

Julia Domagalska
>>149802049

i believe this was quoted in „mommy’s miserable little existence” if you want to revisit the ep :)

Amy Fentress
>>149802049

Yes! I should relisten considering I listened to this one pre becoming a mommy myself lol 😅

Jellybean

I feel like we moved on too fast from the fact that max has scrolled to the moon 32 times

Jill Coelho

im ex boyfriend lied about going to college with me girl and im really happy my story is finally being told

lils

i saw this notification after my cat son pissed on my couch and i couldn’t help but die of laughter at the perfect timing

Logan

The canadian version of 911 gagged me girl thats 911

Alexandra

As a teacher I echo the sentiment that most principals/ school admin are out there (one of my school’s admin regularly brags about being a former arms dealer lol). Thank you for the ep as always!

Kaitlin

i am also in a place of period & the notif of a new ep healed me🙏🏼 ty queens

Annip
>>149809157

Eliza did an episode on dreams w one of her friends a while ago. Forget what it was called. But i agree having julia come in w her psych knowledge would be lovely

owlwitch0609

i grew up as a jehovahs witnesses (thankfully i’ve fled) but yeah i didn’t have my first birthday celebration until i was 19 years old. also jws still celebrate anniversaries which is odd to me since bdays are the anniversary of birth but they don’t have the most sound doctrine, so

Erinn

gender neutral sir/maam is “chef”

amelia🌷🪩💌

i need everyone to know that anna delvey is on dancing with the the stars right now

Taylor McElwain

re the astral projection…. i would LOOOOVE to hear yall talk about the shifting tik tok phenomenon that happened during covid on tik tok (which, if you’re unfamiliar, was when people basically convinced themselves they could ‘shift’ realities to go to hogwarts or some shit)

Amber Roberts

I was also GAGGED when I had to sign whether or not I wanted a DNR for my guinea pig when she went to an emergency pet for breathing issues. I too asked, can you resuscitate a guinea pig? And she said yes, but that I’ll be financially responsible for any methods they may attempt. lol.

Lily Ana Verna

ooof the no AC in the stu with you two being a girlie of migraine experience AND a girlie of first day period experience ... not a vibe whatsoever :(

Lily Ana Verna

i'm SURE some insufferable men do podcast with sunglasses but it's cool when the binchies do it !!

Lily Ana Verna

you know what really gags me ... all those posts about how the person you're obsessed with DOES NOT want you!! if they wanted you, they would, and you would know 🤠🤠🤠

Lily Ana Verna

so far the robber one gagged me the most WTFFF i'm absolutely screaming at you THANKING!!! the robber I worry that would be me

Jess Mirls

The Ryland Adam’s one is giving Trisha paytas saying “I know my cousin fucked his sister and had a baby and it looked like the baby from deliverance”

emma

I'm the ryland adams one LOLOLL 😭😭

Narcisa
>>149845735

The emergency vet literally had me tell them how much my cat’s life was worth 😭 I had to give them a dollar amount I’d be willing to let them go up to should they need to perform emergency measures

Stella Oaks

MY HIGH SCHOOL HAD A GOLF CART MAN AS WELL LMFAOOO

Bori Frankus

Perhaps the vibrator accidentally turned on during the move and they had to remove it … this has happened to me

Amanda Nunn

these fucking vets discriminate against non cats and dogs. apparently my rabbit is "exotic." i just know that lil frog was on his way to Animal Medical Center

Audrey Dill

just started a new job right as y’all went on sabbatical so this was much needed for my commute. Thank you divas

emma victoria

i also thought sarah paulson used they/them pronouns. must’ve been a troll account

M

I have been in a place of a close relative lying about having cancer for YEARS

Chance Al-Hajji

I’ve tried astral projecting w a friend on the same night and will say it’s hard to do but u gotta come up w a code first so u know ur actually doing it. Like if we both see a little yellow puppy dog in our dreams we know we fr linked up. Also u gotta try like for multiple days in a row

Chance Al-Hajji
>>149943280

Note is TRIED. I was able to dream of that friend and I think maybe I witnessed their dream as a second party but it’s hard to know for sure

lucy h

Ok but not doing anything while getting robbed is a fair response I think!!! Could be the diff between a violent robbery and a non violent robbery

Luteal Swan

One time this guy dumped me so I tried to astral project myself into his dreams and he actually did come back a couple years later then I dumped HIM. All good tho. Anyway so maybe it worked ?

Alexa

i commented on the tiktok clip of blondie and jew about how I think about it every day and yall have given that comment THOUSANDS of likes.... it ruined my tiktok notifs for months

chloe

you guys on astral projecting… if you go on Reddit and look this up, you’ll find it but basically a bunch of people who have astral projected successfully talk about this birthing festival… Like apparently there’s videos of people giving birth on projectors, people giving birth around you, etc. haven’t been yet, but would really like to go.

chloe
>>150006240

apparently, it’s at the entrance of the other side or something

Mary

did the robber story make anyone else think of that one scene from schitts creek where David and Patrick’s store gets robbed 😭

Annie Bowles

i’m the granddaughter of the astral projecting/ecstasy taking grandma!! i forgot to add in my email that PLEASE queens do a UK tour!! i know you would have masses swarming. and even if you just do london i will come down from glasgow to see you xx

Mak Kitt

JEHOVAHS WITNESSES MENTIONED‼️ i was raised jehovah’s witness and it was very traumatizing and set me up for failure and my family is shunning me 💯💯💯

Emma Willis

PLEASE DO AN EPISODE ON DREAMS

The Immaculate Witch Kaitlin Reckord
>>149800529

Me too- usually about the most mundane things, like taking out the compost or other tasks. Though in the past I have definitely had a few big hits, can I remember them now? Absolutely not lol

Larissa

My most shocking gagging was when my brother and I went out for breakfast with our deadbeat dad that had just dropped into town. We were sitting in this diner having mediocre and slightly torturous small talk when I mentioned I had been volunteering for a Tourette support group. He asked me in full seriousness, “what’s tourettes?”… both my brother and I have been diagnosed with tourettes since age 3… I was GAGGED to say the least

Amelia McCluskey

Girlies ur episodes have been very quiet lately… listening in my earbuds on full volume compared to the other pods I listen to!

Mai

Hey y’all I just moved to Manhattan and I’m looking for some binchie friends to Ki with!!!!

Sienna

the handwashing in the toilet...i'll never forget the day my coworker said she dips her divacup in the toilet to "clean it off" before reinserting

Sienna
>>150113269

i wish i could say i was joking…there were 2 or 3 other people and we all gasped and froze

ploomey

Last summer i was joking around with a friend and i insulted him in a stupid ass way something around the lines of youre so ugly and his response was "why are you here then" gagged me severly also we fucked afterwards

mel
>>150032264

Jehovah’s Witness episode possibility????👀

Monique Demuth

no bc i remember the sarah paulson they/them too but i think it was a tumblr post

Griffin

That girl was raped by the twin?? If he pretended like he was his brother then she couldn’t consent

Olivia Haynes

former bachelorette turned lesbian gabby windy pods in sunglasses

Courtney Wilson

Girlies where are the episodes????? When will we be back to our regularly scheduled programming??

Liv Tambrini

Eliza we don’t deserve your two new songs they’re so good

Kris Lynn
>>149943373

If you try to intervene in a non violent robbery, it definitely might not be nonviolent for long!! I feel like it was the smart thing to do.

Kris Lynn
>>149845300

I've been needing someone to unpack that trend for me.. it was genuinely so confusing & shocking lol like was it a mass hallucination??

andrea gertsacov

hey girlies can a binchie who has been to a recent eliza concert drop the setlist pls!! im begging

Sedona Steffens

if there isn’t an episode this week i’ll cry

arson_mommy

VERG animal hospital in park slope is really good just saying

Rebecca Risman

YALL READ MY STORY ABOUT THE SCHOOL BUS

Josefina Troncoso

this came out the day after my cat had to be helped go to the Big Sleep… fucking diabolical timing let me tell you