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Fall Vibe Report (Patreon)

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2024-10-02 09:20:45
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The girlies send a dispatch from the beginnings of our favorite season and pronounce it a Medieval Girl Fall. From getting overly invested in The Lore to returning to silent meditation to the classics (apple picking, existential dread), they project a great incoming Fall season.

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mahalia

yes u can pick up a dropped stitch!! even if u dropped the stitch many rows ago u just need a crochet hook !

Athena111

Russian Caravan is THE autumnal tea

Chloe Allen

i can vouch for getting a cd player!! collecting cds is soo fun and it’s much easier to manage cds versus vinyls

Sarah Bowen

You can also make a 'lifeline' with some extra yarn and run it through the rows below what you are working on so if you do make a mistake you don't have to completely restart, just unravel back to the lifeline and the stitches will be kept in place and easily picked back up with needles! Learning this was a game changer for my knitting:)

Allyson Renwick

This is the best bday present I’ve ever received

Jamesy

omg cannot wait to linsen I love the vibe reports

ems

omg i was JUST thinking last week how much i love the summer vibe reports and how sad it is you don’t generally do those for the other seasons, this is the best thing october could have brought me

Haven Patrick

it's finally a chilly morning here in kentucky so this is amazing timing for my commute

Matilda George

Reporting my so far successful screen time reduction method… I have been loving the app screenzen. SPECIFICALLY the WORDLE setting. I have it set where I have to solve a “word puzzle” to unlock 15 mins of time on my naughty apps (tumblr, instagram, tiktok). It also has a streak function, every time you open a naughty app it shows you your streak of how long you’ve abided by your own rules without cheating. The inconvenience of the wordle has eradicated my compulsive checking habit. I started on 2 September and my average screen time has gone from 7-9 hours to 3-5 hours.

susie

girlies the hot cinnamon spice tea from harney and sons is my favoriteeee tea it’s so perfect for autumn

Manon

EBay and fb marketplace always have SUCH good finds - I just got a vintage genuine leather trench coat in perfect condition for $45!!!

Narcisa

I’m in California and it will be 100 degrees today 🙂 someone kill me

Emma Warrner

TJs has a GOOD fall harvest herbal tea right now 👀

Meg K

Thank god I needed to know the vibes so bad

Abby Canton

Salted caramel apple pie by buzzfeed tasty top tier!!

Jeana

I looove requesting a book from the library. Calling the library. Sitting in the library.

Meg K

Eliza dear you will see the beauteous autumnal leaves when you’re in St Louis on October 25th (the most beautiful week of fall in Missouri)

izzy

reading the secret history while waiting for my bus this morning and it is 55 degrees in chicago like 🤭

Maia T P

The OneSec app has really helped my screen time!

izzy
>>151155275

a book that i have!!! it was a gift!!! i buy a new book MAYBE once a year but i have plenty of books i want to read and something BIG i’ve been doing in 2024 is just borrowing friends’ books that they love and want me to read :,)

Amanda Schlitt

On the subject of chocolate chip cookies: bon appétit had “BAs best chocolate chip cookie” that I saved many moons ago and always go back to. The secret is brown. the. butter. And I swear it’s incredible. Before I bake I put a sprinkle of maldon salt on top and it really is *chefs kiss* ALSO - pre portion out all the cookie dough, and then FREEZE the cookie dough balls. The best part of a chocolate chip cookie is when it’s fresh from the oven. I keep my pre portioned cookie dough balls in a ziploc bag in the freezer, and then just pop one or two in the oven at a time whenever I’m feeling cookie vibes. LOVE YALL!

Abby Damouras

I put a 2 hour limit on tiktok for screen time so it sends me a big notification and closes out the app. Yes I can click it off- but the shame I feel after knowing I’ve spent two hours on tiktok(sometimes at 11am…) I normally close out the app and go on with my day

tansy

ll bean has the best fall jackets imo for that chef’s kiss coastal new england vibe

tansy
>>151157181

also I feel like the pre-25 to post-25 transition is real! my early 20s were an emotional/mental whirlwind and I feel like I didn’t really settle into myself and settle into self-confidence until 25-26

izzy
>>151155275

also i purchased a lowkey expensive book light from barnes & noble for myself and a couple for my besties and it makes reading before bed sooooo cozy :,) i feel like a kid again

izzy

alsooooo the Opal app is AMAZING for screen time

Anna

It’s a Heat Lightning by Mitski ass fall

sfalz

maple latte is my fall go to!!! soooo good

alex

Saw this was posted while walking to my barista job and audibly yelled “THANK GOD” in the streets.

Jackie

yall need to try Screen Zen. it makes you do wait a mandatory 60s-5 min before trying to unlock the app you’re not allowed to use. by the time the timer runs out i’ve usually closed out anyway cause i have no patience.

Adrienne

Listening to this as an east coast LA transplant wearing a cozy sweater although it will be 85 degrees today 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Well yes I am delusional

amelia c

new england born and bred and NOTHING hits harder than sweetening your coffee with real maple syrup

Stella Oaks

QUECHEE GORGE MENTION OMGG I spent a summer there when I was 13 & I was reading Twilight illegally downloaded on my iPod touchhhhh it was FORMATIVE

Kaley Alness

Absolutely yes I just made my first soup of the season last night! But now I feel desperate to make some focaccia (bon appetit no-knead focaccia heads rise)

Mad Green

yall Finch has been incredible in helping me build habits! adorable little app like a neopet that grows when u take care of yourself

sage tilton

omg love the greg mendez mention, i saw him open for angel olsen like a week ago, my girlfriend and i were instantly converted to fans

m

Elle

Hi im a library assistant and currently in school for my master’s in library science and I appreciate you guys promoting libraries sooooo much. We have so many fun things you can borrow!!!! Libraries in my system have spices you can take home which is really fun :) Also there’s tons of fun programs every single day. You can literally do anything at the library ladies

Lucy Hemsworth

The Fall book for me has to be the goldfinch I will be re reading this year!!!

Jane Straughn

adding to the peasant vibes, i’ve really been into trying not to add to my wardrobe and instead, mending, cropping, and removing stains from my current closet!

Molly Kerrigan

The Hot Apple Cider Tea from Republic of Tea is so fall and lovely and just amazing

della rose🪲

knitting binchy here: i always keep a crochet hook nearby so i can scoop up my dropped stitches and put them back on the needle. there are other ways to pick up a single dropped stitch but that is my fav <3

Lauren Garanzuay

Not me listening to this fall vibe report from the Trader Joe’s parking lot when it is 90 degrees outside 🧍🏻‍♀️

Edna Mode

Ok surrendering to the rhythm of the earth and moon but take it one further and embrace the cycle of the womb

Nicole Beaumont

We should start a book swap here! I have so many books and my friends don’t like to read

Lulu Wilson

Love listening to this during a 101 sf Bay Area heat wave 🧍🏻‍♀️

Amanda Frank

i am the PROUD owner of a cd player, i strongly endorse !!!!!!

Emma Audrey

just set downtime on my phone… let’s see how this goes. thanks for the inspiration eliza ❤️

Jordan Jones

Julia I’m not kidding, PLEASE drop the chai recipe. I’m begging I’m a huge chai girl.

Willa Yonkman

Not me listening to this a week after moving to the west coast from Vermont 😭😭 my dogs middle name was fucking quechee

Savanna Schwartz

Cat advice! Putting a little dash of water in their wet or dry food can help them stay hydrated and prevent the kidney issues 🫶🏼

Maddy

Julia there is another way! If you drop a stitch even if you did it a while ago you can kinda finger knit it back in. There are ladies on YouTube

Helen Haak

You can set a passcode on downtime and if a friend puts the code in you can’t cheat unless you go and ask (very embarrassing)

Sabine Ryan

taking the ireland theme and running with it—i saw a movie based on the northern irish rap group Kneecap a few weeks ago and was thrust into a compulsion to research the troubles

Molly

Julia, the answer is puzzles for something to do with your hands that won’t stress you out

Sabine Ryan
>>151195536

it’s called kneecap! it’s not in theaters anymore but i think you can rent it on youtube?? it’s like a fictionalized retelling of how they got started !!

Julia Short

HARVEST TEA FROM TRADER JOES….so important to me

AK

My highest recommendation for the girlies who want to get off their phones is the Brick !! It’s like the screen time limiting apps but you have to tap the physical device to turn the limits on and off. It clicks for me WAY more than the app limits that are super easy to bypass https://getbrick.app

Rose Schupack-Dias

not me setting downtime on my phone as you’re speaking and then it shutting down patreon 😭😭

Julia Short

Also as a binchie knitter it’s totally possible to fix dropped stitches without ripping out the row!! It’s called laddering up!

Stephanie Joseph

LOVE this episode it came at the perfect time thank u queens🥰

Kelsey Allan

Vibe report for all seasons!

Jenni ✨️

Not me just picking up my library requested book today 🍂

Emma Willis

you guys DO need to bring it back to a place of CDs. i love my cd player and i got it from goodwill for less than $15

EmD

Julia try a chaider!! (Chai + apple cider) it’s amazing hot OR iced a multitalented queen

girlypop

london fog is def my fall drink of choice!! plus lavender syrup is soooo easy to make at home

Danyal

random thought but is Julia saying “all the sudden” instead of “all of a sudden” ?? Does anyone else hear this?

Samantha Cali

My fall vibe is wax melts bc your house always smells like cinnamon and also reading any books with a castle setting by candlelight (must flicker on page)

Samantha Cali

Also a cobbler is the cheapest and easiest/most reward - and you can make up the ratios just butter flower sugar and a pinch of salt on spiced fruit (with more sugar)

bella

had the longest day at work then went to pick up beach volleyball and worked on grad apps and so tired but now i am in bed listening to binchtopia fall vibe report and i am okay and i will persevere

Victoria
>>151155275

Wow I just started the secret history yesterday! Saw one video on TikTok of a woman who owned like 10 copies and immediately downloaded it (on my kindle, sigh) It is truly the perfect fall vibe which is awesome because I didn’t know much about it before starting it, how are you finding it so far?!

izzy
>>151155275

it is a great vibe for fall! i’m honestly loving it but i can absolutely see why people wouldn’t dig it. the pacing can be a bit odd and the story meandering. i feel it’s also not really what was described to me but i’m totally okay with that. sort of a pretentious read but fun if you just embrace it :)

Lauren Smith

I LOVE PLANTA APP I AM ITS BIGGEST DISCIPLE

Michelle Fahey

Who is the instagram reels linguistics guy?? I’m intrigued!

Tay

I am a girly in Australia heading into SUMMER to be a purse wide open slut but I still appreciate romanticizing fall and hibernation 🫶

Úna

irish people ARE good fall (autumn) vibe 😌

The Immaculate Witch Kaitlin Reckord
>>151228348

I do looove candlelight! To time my showers (ya girl is known for dallying in the water- I'm a cancer sun 😬) I burn a single beeswax birthday candle- showering with the lights off is very therapeutic 👌🏻

Rosie

Sometimes with either friends bf or family I’ll play catan (my fave game) and listen to medieval tavern music and drink tea… very fall vibes!

tulip

there is a way to pick up a dropped stitch w/out frogging it!!! u basically weave it to ur current row :) u can look up a tutorial on youtube

Bobo

Eliza if you want to feel smart and know so much about an Irish topic read say nothing by Patrick radden Keefe! It’s amazing about the troubles in Northern Ireland so intensely researched and gripping

Avery Simmons

currently listening to this for comfort at the climbing gym because i’m actually the only woman in the entire place

Theresa Peters

ELIZA ELIZA ELIZA!!! You are going to be in Wisconsin for PEAK fall!! As someone who is a Wisconsin native and was deprived of fall for 4 years because I went to college in the Mobile, Alabama, I am bias. However, I will die on the hill that Wisconsin is the best place to experience fall. You’re going to LOVE Madison. Can’t wait to see you on tour again!!! 💕🍂

Annika Seppala

I really took advantage of the fall vibe of candlelit reading this weekend with helene power outages omg

Jim Patreon

I picked up my phone this morning as I woke up felt dread then immediately wished I was brushing my teeth - average binchtopia listening reaction

lauren baker

cat kidney suggestion: give her coconut oil! my cat is obsessed and it hydrates them

Elisabeth

quechee gorge shoutout AYY i wish i could tag anna (my friend)

Cas

Recommending Greenpan! Had them for a few years, they’re still non-stick and i love them

alex

My law school professor recommended “Chimp Crazy” in class today! Apparently her colleagues did the legal work surrounding it! I was like, I know about this because queen Julia recommended it!

Nat

Y’all just make ur bf set a time limit (like one hour on ig) in parental controls on iPhone with a passcode

Anna Thorson

cat hydration tip: just mix water into the wet food! we do it with both our cats and they eat it right up

Makenzie McCullen

yall need to go to coastal la it’s about 10 degrees cooler #muchmorefall 🥰

Maddie Perlmutter

COLORING BOOKS ARE SO SLEPT ON!!! I love to do a mindfulness one or something like that but it's perfect after smoking or not but you can play music and not be on your phone!!!

Hana Emerson

Having an old car I am equipped to play a cd in an emergency

Lia

I set up a shortcut on my phone that autocloses apps between 8-5 that are keeping me from doing work…. it just closes every time i open it

Gina Brown
>>151222938

i used to think it was the former when i was younger! bc new englanders speak too fast and skip over words😅

Natty Zak

For the dropped stick, use a crochet hook work your way back up! 🧶 YouTube can explain it super easily 😁

iris

I WORK PROFESSIONALLY AS A MAPLE TREE TAPPER AND I PROCESS SAP INTO SYRUP TO SELL binchie maple production assistants unite

lg331

VT binchstress here♥️ in high school our soccer coaches said we can’t keep saying we are going to kill ourselves soooo we instead use to say “I’m heading Quechee Gorge”

Maura Dill

Can we get the link of the calf stretcher please

Alice Shelly

eliza!!! you must visit forest park when you’re in stl on tour. the fall vibes are divineeee🍁🍂

Chloe Lefaivre

just thought of a worthy addition to the fall vibe report. not bringing your phone with you everywhere. if you’re going to the bathroom, literally just leave it in the bedroom.

Lia
>>151404280

so the command is: If any are true Current date is Sat Current Date is Sun Time is before 8 am time is after 5 pm Do nothing Otherwise Go to Home Screen

Lia
>>151404280

When setting up the day (Sat, Sun) portion of the command you have to customs format the date so it’s just the day of week not extended format. Then you just apply the shortcut to when you open individual apps

Kasey

thank you queen julia for the plant app recommendation 😌

Allison

for decreasing screen time i use screen zen because its free and awesome and i also can’t go cold turkey

Erinn

DIY your halloween costume

Nancy

girlies if you need a screen time blocker Opal changed my life. from 8 hours a day now down to 3ish. also setting a shortcut for making my screen monochrome by pressing the button 3 times, makes my phone boring and helps me put it down. but I dont remember how I did that lol you’ll have to google it

robyn dowling

NEED julia’s opinions on the announcement of the century! (princess diaries 3)

Sam

queens as someone who lives in VT the foliage is beautiful but almost every popular IG photo from VT is oversaturated to hell 😭 also pls try a maple oat milk latte they are DIVINE

arson_mommy

THEE fall beverage is CHAIDER (half chai half apple cider and like a little oat milk) (topos too in ridgewood is making for the NY girlies) (but also high wire coffee for the Bay Area girlies)

Skylar

my cat also has pika 🫣 she eats toilet paper rolls like corn on the cob 😭

Lily Ana Verna

omgg I love Quechee Gorge!! also as a lifelong New Englander I hate to say it but fake maple syrup is a CRIME!! real or nothing

Lily Ana Verna

that's SOOO true fall is way too brief!! I always get so stressed about missing the fall vibes! like in September fall hasn't quite kicked in, and by December everyone has shifted towards ~winter and Christmas~ so you really only get October and November for fall! it needs to be longer and that is MY TRUTH!

Lily Ana Verna

obsessed with the "less screen time" calls coming from inside the instagram reels house

Boodles

Just got in my first car accident listening to this ep for the second time!!! We are good but glad y’all were with us when that happens

Lily Ana Verna

binchies please tell us where we can find the brat medieval tavern remix!!! I just looked for a while and couldn't find it :(

Mason

Girls you must try the TJs pumpkin rooibos…

Kirsten Drehobl

eBay gang rise up!!! I will never stop evangelizing about eBay

Kirsten Drehobl

Also, Eliza, I got my kitties some wheatgrass to chew on and they love it and don’t mess with my other plants as much! We pretend to lightly scold them when they eat it so they enjoy it more, like a forbidden treat

Cristina

Vermont Maple Ginger herbal tea is my fave this time of year!

Kayley

julia babes you need to try crochet!!so much easier than knitting and if you mess up you can immediately go back and fix it without destroying the entire row!! very much peaceful for the perfectionist queens

sophie jensen

my parents used to take us to the library to check out books and cds and we’d burn the cds onto copies at home then return them 😭 no harm no foul right..

sophie jensen

huge thing that helped me cut down on screen time is keeping my phone on do not disturb esp during work hours! i don’t reach for my phone when i hear a phantom buzz because it’s not buzzing either way..

Ali

I found Binchtopia’s long lost sister wife pod !! Girl Historians is SO similar to early binchy eps and i luv them ! Big Ol Suggestion for those of you who are looking for more girly hosts

Ali

less screen time = screen zen Eliza recommenced this app years ago and i still tell everybody about it

Rebecca

The Trader Joe’s Harvest Blend tea is life changing

Rebecca

you can pick up a single dropped stitch in knitting without undoing the row (with a crochet hook or just your fingers)! once you learn it’s super easy , YouTube it:)

Katherine Wynn

girls libraries still have cd’s and records!

taylor waller

julia… might i recommend a little puzzle when you get home and smoke

Theresa Watson

Eliza.. ur MIND when banning instagram mornings and evenings !!! I literally have cut my screen time so much and don’t feel like shit in the morning and night anymore !!!

bella

GREG MENDEZ

Michelle Kenyon

Besties this was spot on I fear, just made Goulash, it’s stew season binchies

Lucia M

I would like to recommend the Rise app. It breaks up your day according to your energy and sends you a reminder to “wind down 😴📖🚿” and gives you a bed time. Idk I’ve been using it for a couple weeks and I feel like it’s been helping me go to bed earlier

Sumaiya Fazal

storytime i used headspace for a bit but had a rlly bad period of intrusive thoughts (worse than usual (i have ocd)) n the intrusive thoughts headspace thing was paywalled i almost did a backflip off the roof

Georgia B

besties bird & blend is a UK company that do a caffeine free autumn tea called 'baby spice' and it's SOOOOOOOO GOOD -- and they ship internationally

Alissa

i’m crediting eliza for manifesting a season of special interest deep dives for me

Alissa
>>152842021

if any binchies wanna talk about scientific philosophy or relativity or geobiology, hmu 🫶

Rowie Profozich

miss julia! trader joe’s employee here!!! to officially nominate the tjs fall harvest blend tea with the leetle fox on the box- I wait for her every year!!

Sam Haimowitz

MAPLE ROASTED CORN!!???!?! 😭 immediate need

Skyrim

hold up… i didn’t know i could COMMENT on patreon. i’m about to be really annoying all the time now :D

Skyrim

i know my fellow vermont girlies are screaming listening to this yasssss

noelle

PLEASE WATCH DARK WATERS OMG

Katie Strauss

Hello my queens I am a fellow knitter and can I just say. Eliza I love your chill ass mindset around knitting but you can use a crochet hook to pick up stitches you drop and girl it is so easy! It will save your LIFE