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Evil Gays Get RESULTS! (Patreon)

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The girlies celebrate pride month by conversing about their favorite evil gays — Ellen Degeneres and George Santos. Digressions include the SHEIN propaganda trip for influencers, a Hilaria update, and a hilarious misunderstanding about one listener’s horse-related mailbox moment.

Comments

jessica

the mothers are feeding us . slay.

Claire Heinle

the way my face LIT UP with this update

rachel

what a blessed week in binchtopia 🤭🤭

Riley Wilmart

Turning my future mother in law on to y’all as I SPEAK rn

Holly Mattox

ohhh my fucking god i’m in HEAVEN!!!

Ally Chozik

julia looked SO good in both vid episodes 🙈

Paola Ayre

We are eating wellll this week 😩🍴

Zoe Ballew

That fact that you posted this while I’m hours into coding homework and just ran out of podcasts to listen to is other worldly, cycles synced FOR REAL.

Jess Mirls

Literally as I’m listening to the shein hall part of this I get a notification about a FashionJournal article on that topic. The universe ✨knows✨ and that’s beautiful

India Marriott

girls i only just woke up and i am cracking UP

Amber

julia! you could find an adult cat that doesn’t like other cats! shelters will usually tell u if they get along with other pets/kids or not. get urself a bitter spoiled kitty cat queenie

Nikita

*HORSE GIRL DIGRESSION* So I grew up in the sticks of australia with a horse girl for a sister (i am the evil gay sister) and I always thought they had to put horses down with broken legs bc it was basically impossible to mend them bc how would they stay off their legs for that long? I think this is true for your run of the mill horsey BUT I just researched this and a main reason that race horses have to be put down is bc their bones are super strong but also super light so that can run fast and sometimes when their legs break it's not just a snap - their bones fully shatter into a bunch of pieces and it can't be fixed.

kina

Omg we’re being SPOILED this week. I love u🫶🏽🫶🏽

LK

Please for the love of God don’t have malignant liar and bully Caroline Calloway on your podcast ever

caroline

I’m in Italy and I went to the market in the city of Turino and they had a horse meat butcher booth. It didn’t look very popular, but it was there so I guess they must sell it often enough?

Julia Domagalska

about horses!!! i vaguely remember my trainer from my horsegirl days saying that because a horse’s only defence mechanism is basically just running away, staying immobilized/not able to run when they get spooked is very psychologically tough on them! that’s why with extensive, complicated injurues with no guarantee of full recovery, sometimes putting a horse down is just the merciful thing to do. i’m no expert on horse ethics but i imagine this „rule” is very easy to abuse by negligent/uncaring owners but then of course we also have to take into account how drastically expensive mending a horse’s injury can be. very broad topic overall lmao

Naila Speaks-LaBrie (NY-EE-LA)

Eliza my cats are the same way they wake me up at 5-6am every morning and I’m the one that can’t sleep through it. If you want to train it out of them you have to lock them out of the room and they’re gonna scratch on the door and do all the loud noises to wake you up and you just have to ignore them. It can take about a week of enduring then banging on your door in the AM before they learn the new schedule.

Naila Speaks-LaBrie (NY-EE-LA)

CAT INFO FOR MS. JULIA: Julia it’s a thing. I tried to refuse the two cat thing and then I got a single kitten and she meowed allll night long and I literally went insane so I adopted her a brother and it has been perfect!! I’d say if you want a single kitty then adopt an adult but if you want a kitten then get two. Here’s why two kittens are better then one: they teach each other how to play appropriately i.e. they won’t bite tf out of you. They can keep each other company and they’ll tire each other out. If you get a single kitten you’re gonna need to play with it for at least an hour a day to tire it out. Kittens are little terrorists so if they have a buddy they are less likely to be destructive to you or your plants/curtains. Also if you want trusted cat info watch all of Jackson galaxy’s videos on YouTube. He is the cat king. P.s. if you want to buy a fancy cat just do it. I have a ragdoll cat and she is gorgeous idc what anybody says.

Hannah

I adopted two kittens after living with a roommate who had a single kitten (which I had to babysit 75% of the time) and I can confirm that it is WAY easier and better to have two kittens than one. My arms used to be covered in bites and scratches at all times and now that is only a sometimes thing lol. I was also apprehensive about going from zero pets to two, especially in a small nyc apartment, but it was an easy transition for all three of us. My cats are very bonded to one another and helped each other acclimate to my apartment as kittens and now they keep each other company when i’m out of the house. They also adorably cuddle and groom each other. Bonded kittens are the gold standard in my opinion to be able to train your cats to have good habits but there are also plenty of amazing single adult cats to adopt. And I have to shout out some great nyc cat rescues like Heidi Wrangles Cats and Flatbush Cats 🐱

giulia cilenti

Some cats who are older prefer to be alone, mine was 3 when I got him and the rescue said he’d prefer to be in a single cat household

Sam
>>111693607

Same!! The shelter told me my girl had to be the only animal in the house. She’s plenty happy being the only cat I promise

giulia cilenti
>>111693607

100% mines the same, I had to look after my friends cat for 10 days and my cat HATED it I could never have another, he knows the house is his

Cecile Rey

I also have 2 kitties, theyre sisters and brothers from Spain. I am from Switzerland and since theyre a bit blind they stay inside. The lady told me to get 2 cats and they love eachother very much! Its very cute, really recommend getting 2 for the full experience!!!

Cecile Rey
>>111694347

But I think 1 cat would also be okay, especially if its a senior cat. I also heard from some people that tried to get their cat a friend and it backfired.

Hannah Miller

Metairie pronounced (met-uh-ree) lol

Desdemona Smyth

You have to put down animals because they don’t realise that they can’t use the limbs and hurt them further

ssteph

PLEASE never stop talking about eliza’s cats i love it

Kikamimemlice

Personally my cat Misty hates other cats. She was miserable when we had two cats in the house. She loves people though so she gets lonely only when there’s no people in the house

Kaitlyn OLeary

i just wrote the longest essay on all the cat stuff but i’m just gonna send it in email form and this way i can include cat pics :)

Megan King

Julia I have 1 cat and she’s so beautiful and happy!!!! I got her at 6 months old 3 years ago and she’s so social with people so as long as we play with her each day she’s totally fine!

Maggie

at first i thought the description said that the girlies converse WITH their favorite evil gays and i was like omg what how did you get Ellen and George to come on the pod

Isobel Root

Eliza: automatic cat feeder has saved my sleep

Rebekah

Julia! I have a single cat! I adopted her about a year ago when she was 2 years old, and the shelter staff told me she would do well/possibly better on her own. (Since the shelter cats were free roaming I saw her interact with other cats; if I started petting another cat while she was watching she immediately had BEEF with them lol.) Anyway she seems happy with this arrangement—I don’t really have any problems with her behavior, and while she’s pretty affectionate/clingy when I’m home, she doesn’t seem to get too lonely/stressed when I’m out during the day (I have a cat camera to check on her and she mostly either plays with toys or sleeps when she’s alone). Definitely make sure they have lots of toys that they can play with on their own! Windows and leaving the TV on can also help keep them from getting bored.

Jane Mather-Glass

eliza are the vets supportive of harley’s gender

Rebekah

Also Eliza, when I first got my cat she woke me up at 4 every morning. What worked for me was still letting her sleep with me at night, but once she woke me up, shutting her out of the bedroom until the time I planned on getting up. I also made sure not to feed her immediately after getting up (so she didn’t associate me waking up with food as much) and kept her breakfast time the same every day. It took like 2 weeks of her meowing and scratching at the door after I shut her out until she got used to it, but she stopped waking me up and I don’t have to shut her out in the morning anymore.

Valeria Chavez

Julia, I got a single kitten and he is the best decision I ever made. He was thrown out a car window at my friend’s mom and the options were for someone to take him or send him to the shelter where he would be put down. I took him and loved him and it was the best thing ever. Unfortunately he did develop a neurological disease and had to be put down. But I was able to show him some love in the meantime. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s wrong to get a kitten, they all deserve a chance to be loved!

Lilly Hogan

eliza please never stop telling us about your cats i need the update

Ashley Stafford

formally requesting a drunk horsetery 🫡 i want to hear yall discuss icons such as secretariat or seabiscuit maybe even spirit

Sidney

wait if the horse was euthanized… is that safe to eat? lmao

Jude MDA

My cat did NOT enjoy having another cat in the house. Although she can be entertained by him for like a few minutes a day, he’s a nuisance to her for sure.

Allie

Last year, I sent a mailbox moment in about how my newborn was calmed by the dulcet tones of the pod. Happy to report that the newborn is now a toddler and has a whole dance for the theme music.

Ellen

as an Ellen I loved this episode 🙏🏻 now that Ellen DeGeneres is canceled I am one step closer to my goal of becoming the most famous Ellen (Pompeo you’re next 😈)

Emily

Binchies - look into Sixth & I as a second venue for DC?? I saw a live recording of Normal Gossip there and it was awesome!

iris ♡

re: SHEIN – while I agree that the influencer trip is a grift, I do think there's a level of sinophobia involved in this discourse that we shouldn't gloss over. SHEIN is afforded a level of scrutiny by americans that we don't extend to domestic companies (zara, h&m, amazon have equally vile working conditions), and it again falls into the pattern where the US is happy to play international cop without batting an eye at the same things happening inside our own country. on a similar note, would really love if y'all discussed foreign affairs from a western-decentered lens in the future !! ily girlies 🫶

Thalia C

re: Eliza talking about her cats: if anyone has a problem with Eliza talking about Harley and bug they’re not a true binchie. Also when you re-launch your merch pls pls pls have merch for cats

Thalia C

Re: having a single cat- Julia I have a single cat! She is 2 but I got her when she was one. She was socialized with her brother (who got adopted before her unfortunately) and so I think that’s why she’s an affectionate and chill cat. So maybe try to get a kitty who has siblings. Also since you’re moving to NYC, I adopted my cat from Bushwick Street Cats, they’re a non profit that TNRs cats and has adoption events and these nonprofits are everywhere in the city. You can def adopt a young (1-2 year old) cat from one of those places if you won’t want to get an older cat or a kitten.

Sienna
>>111705496

There are plenty of criticisms of western companies such as Amazon. There at least four critical Amazon articles from the New York Times that appear on google when you search “new York times Amazon exposé” (article titles include: “inside amazons employment machine” “inside Amazon: wrestling big ideas in Bruising workplace” “the Amazon customers don’t see” “remote work gives Amazon workers common cause”). the girlies on this show have had a whole episode dedicated to the bad labor conditions and environmental problems Zara causes. Plus many more people throughout the United States have become more aware of the bad labor practices of places like Amazon, Starbucks, etc through publicity of worker’s Unionization, articles from the New York Times (plus dozen other national and local newspapers), and general information spread through social media. I don’t think this a fair critique to say that shein get harsher critism as there is ample evidence of labor and environmental exploitation— and just as Amazon, Zara, Apple, and other companies do experience critism- so should shein.

Lucie

Julia u can just get a cat😌

Michaela Liesching

If you do get two get 2 cats definitely get them both young or one young and one older as much as my cat Walter enjoys having a playmate Beatrice , the cat I got after Walter was feral and is subsequently a jealous binchie and refuses to be friends as much as Walter does try. Thankfully it mostly works as Walter is more submissive. Although my sister has a single cat and he is a very happy only child but he is very attached to my sister.

Eliza

My first pet was a 2 year old cat that I named Pablo. He lived alone for a couple years and then lived with my parents kitten for a while and now with my roommates cat. They get along, fight a little and snuggle a lot, but he is cool when alone too. I think getting a 2 year old cat is a good situation because they’re not kittens and usually house broken.

avvsies

Wait wait wait I can’t keep up I’m being FED

avvsies

*DJ Khalid’s obnoxious voice* ANOTHA ONE

Sydney Nicole Champagne

Ladiesssss u mentioning PETA made me think that u need to do a PETA deep dive epppppp cause that shits effed up

austin lopez

before i read the whole caption all i saw was “two favorite evil gays” and i thought it was gonna be a binchtopia X mumbling and cackling crossover😭😭😭😭

MK

I’m listening to this one in the emergency room 😘

sophia perkins

Louisiana binchy here! Metairie is pronounced like met-uh-ree, and is right outside of New Orleans :)

Maia

as a fellow helicopter cat mom who feeds them quail eggs .. eliza makes me feel so seen

iris ♡
>>111705496

hello! yes, I should've been more clear — my comment is less about media coverage from individual journalists than the fervor with which the general public responds. rather than believe china might have made strides in manufacturing technology (not that this negates the fact that clothing this cheap cannot be made ethically), people are quicker to assume that the entire factory is a sham and was built for a handful of tiktok influencers. i'm not commenting on whether one is true or not, but interrogating why we're so incredulous of them telling the truth and if the same backlash would apply to a non-chinese company. this also has to do with the geopolitical landscape of a trade war happening with china and how the US government constantly tries to take legal action against chinese companies rather than domestic, but it's very complex hence why I would love to hear eliza + julia's thoughts on it.

Savanah Yaghsezian

julia i only have one cat and she is totally happy! some cats are happier with a buddy but i don’t think it’s like the end of the world for them to be an only child lol. i got my cat when she was a year and a half old (possibly younger tbh) but her foster mom had a couple of other cats and she didn’t mind going from a multi-cat home to a single cat home! a lot of cats view their owners as basically another cat anyways lol so as long as you give them enough attention they are fiiiiine

Chloe DeVries

i'm team pajama late show girls we need a little slumber party moment!

Kate Ali
>>111684062

YES! i wanted a cat but had zero experience so i didn’t want a kitten and i was scared to get more than one. i reached a cat who had been given up because she didn’t like living with a bunch of other cats (wasn’t eating, wasn’t playing, etc) and now she is so happy being my bf and i’s only daughter ❤️ and she is so easy and i didn’t have to train her or anything since she isn’t a baby!!

Kate Ali
>>111697209

truly my cat (only child) is happy sitting in the window all day and maybe playing for like 5 minutes with us and cuddling overnight, that’s all it takes and she’s happy as a clamstress

Maddy Westcott

Julia, my boyfriend and I just recently went through the same cat dilemma while deciding what life would look like with one vs two last month. We went with two (Duck and Moose) and I am soo glad we did. They seriously keep one another entertained and luv eachother, I feel like it fr would have been a disservice to do it any other way 😭 I was annoyed with constantly hearing about single kitten syndrome and that two isn’t more work than one, but I can attest. Regardless, you’ll be great and happy with whatever you decide.

Kate Ali

binchie meet up / adoption party at the brooklyn cat cafe in brooklyn heights 🫡

Paige McHatten

Please do another Evil Gay episode and talk about RuPaul. My problematic fave

zoë hessian
>>111716800

i looked into the rupaul fracking controversy and literally its so exaggerated his husband owns land in wyoming that the us gov has mineral rights to like rupaul is not running a fracking empire evwn though that would b rly funny

Julie

julia you should visit best friends animal shelter in nyc (soho)! my beautiful girl luna is from there and it's just the best--insider tip they get kittens on friday hehe

Sedona Steffens

i have a single cat but i did get her when she was older! she is a diva of the household and prefers to be a lone cat (i feel like most female cats are like this, boy cats are rambunctious and probably need a buddy more)

Sedona Steffens

also julia, you could try to foster two kittens and see how it is taking care of them! fostering is pretty easy too, most times kittens don’t have many health issues and shelters just want to foster them so they get socialization and to free up spots in shelters for cats that do need medical attention. help some kitties out and get a feel for taking care of them!

emma

i have one cat who has never dined upon a quail egg and she’s literally fine!!! a peasant among the bourgeois felines of orange county and i know in my heart she is just as content as all those other bitches!!!

Olivia

😵‍💫😵‍💫two cats juliaaaaaa two cattttttssss😵‍💫😵‍💫 Two cats are so much better than one and eliza is right, single kitties are lonely kitties

Annabelle

Get an automatic feeder! I got mine on Amazon and it feeds my kitty breakfast, afternoon snack and dinner! Big win

Charlie Wright

eliza get an automatic feeder!!!!!!! a blessing !!!!!

Hailey Fulk

Single Cat Binchie here!!! I rescued my kitten alone and he’s the best baby ever and I never worry about him unhappy, he’s living his best life!

Sunbeam

my mom saw Ellen at a standup in New Orleans waaaay before she was famous and she got booed off the stage

Lauren Brooks

CACKLING while working at home during the george santos segment 😭 RESULTS!

Jess123

I’m googling George Santos & the first thing I saw was he lied about being an extra on Hannah Montana ☠️☠️☠️

ssteph

minorly fact checking because i care (even if no one else does lol) james cameron has def been down to the titanic literal dozens of times but NOT on that death trap Titan. the sub he uses is called the Deep Sea Challenger and it’s actually fascinating and i recommend all to look it up and a bit about its history. the research and tech that went into that sub like especially make the titan look like the little rattletrap coffin it was

Meri

hi girlies i grew up in Finland & grew up eating moose meat (my dad was in the moose hunting club) but also horse meat is sold there as lunchmeat which i do have to say is very delicious

Clara Clark

Okay girlies as a recovered horse girl turned queer, horses can’t get better from a broken leg. If it’s sprained, or even fractured, there’s hope! But horses need to graze around 10-20 hours a day, and can’t get that much food if they can’t walk to get it. Also, being on three legs is all fine and dandy if you can keep your head suspended, but when they dip their heads down to eat or drink, they get off balance and fall… hurting themselves even more

Clara Clark
>>111726897

TLDR; no, horses can’t get better after they break a leg, they rely on all four legs as the herd and prey animals they are

Clara Clark
>>111726897

Bonus, horses are assholes and will beat up an injured horse inside of the herd so they have to be kept separate from the herd which can also cause depression lol. Pretty rough stuff.

Clara Clark

Oh my goodness. I’m from BR down in Louisiana and Metairie is nootttt pronounced like that. (MET • ehr • ee) kind of similar cadence to/ could be mad gabbed to “metal reef” lol.

Miranda Berube

I first had one cat and I got her as a kitten but she suffered from anxiety so I got her a friend and got a second cat. The second cat made her worse and they never really got along and they both suffered from behavioral issues and she kind of turned into a different cat one that I didn't recognize anymore. And then I unfortunately had to get rid of him for many many reasons, Long story, But when she was back to being an only child she has never been better in all of her developed behavioral issues went away. I think there's a lot of cats that do better as a pair, but if so you should get them both as kittens and have them grow together. If you have two separate adult cats it's going to be significantly harder to try to get them to bond and become friends. Not the case all the time, but that's a general rule of thumb. Kittens are a lot of work though, I will say. If I was to do it all over again I would probably get an older cat

Marissa

I have an ironic George santos fan page (@georgesantos4resident if anyone is curious) so I CANNOT stress enough how excited I am that y’all are covering him

Marissa
>>111705368

Omg yes I’ve been there for Jewish stuff and it would be a good venue for this

Marissa
>>111705368

Also there’s another comedy place in DuPont, walkable from dc improv

Areej Khan

If anyone is selling two DC tickets PLEASE hit me up… I am desperate … will do almost anything … my number is +12028156178

Kendall Castillo

On the topic of two cats: I only have one cat and i rescued him as an adult so I Fear that he wouldn’t like another cat. Also, since I rescued him from outside he has a significantly better life even without a cat friend so he shouldn’t be complaining….

savannah

An automatic food dispenser has saved my life! Granted it only dispenses dry food, but it helps tie them over until I'm up to feed them their wet food. Would 100% recommend it.

Sarah

I have 2 cats but I got the first one 3 years before getting a second cat! It gave me time to get used to being a pet owner but eventually I got a second because my first cat is very social and acts out when he’s alone lmao but after living together for a couple years they are besties so you can’t go wrong either way!

Sarah
>>111734772

You definitely don’t have to get 2 at once to have a friendly,happy cat and you don’t have to feel bad about wanting a kitten because plenty need homes! Also kittens are so cute and it’s cute to bond with your cat from when they are young

Sarah
>>111734772

Also my first cat bonded with my roommates cats and when we moved apart my cat was only freaked out for a few days while adjusting to the move and when I eventually got a kitten he is even happier! I don’t think it’s severely traumatic to the cats unless they are siblings or something

lefthandedscorpio

I need y’all to talk ab the Colleen Ballinger situation pls🫶🫶🫶

Ascha Lee

ELIZA ….re: cat schedules, I read that they function/behave better when their schedules line up with their natural patterns, which is 1. Play 2. Eat 3. Groom 4. Sleep i’ve been trying to follow this with my 2 boys when i can (like playing for 10min before dinner time, brushing them after they eat, etc) and it really works for us!!!

katrina!
>>111722486

yesss came here to say this!! & he declined an offer to go on it and has expressed safety concerns about it for years

Emily

Julia I also am wary of having a two cat household, but I've noticed a lot of shelters will note when cats are more shy or "should be the only cat for a household." Obviously it's impossible to tell if that's always true, but it makes me feel better potentially adopting a cat who prefers to be on her own...much to think abt!!!

Anna Claire Willis

don’t feel bad for the Amish dog breeders scammed by George Santos lol, they’re 99% puppy mills popping out the gnarliest doodles you’ve ever met. They’re the true evil gays in this story

em

i j sent u guys an email about a possible boston live show topic plz consider it i think it’s rly good and geographically appropriate

Gopi
>>111702437

Omg same here, queen! my baby’s been listening since she was in utero (I refuse to listen to kid’s music so it’s Binchtopia for every car trip) and now she’s over one and will do a special lil wiggle and clap for the intro haha binchie mums unite!

Allie
>>111702437

Yesss kids music is so brain-rotting, it’s Binchtopia or like far-left Marxist theory hahaha

Jenna

adopted my kitties (who r siblings) when they were 4 months old so they weren’t like tiny chaotic kittens but they were still babies :) def recommended getting 2 though they keep each other entertained

Allison Escobar

I’m moving to Pittsburgh in august so I bought tickets to the Philly show as a treat to myself for moving! I’m so excited bc I currently live in Atlanta and I wouldn’t have been able to y’all live otherwise

Rileigh Christenson

i got my 2nd kitty when my first was 1 year old and honestly i think she preferred being an only child

Katie

If anyone wants more bad gays, Allison Epstein’s “Dirtbags” substack has some epically shitty historical gays! P.s. our local butcher shop (in Canada) sold salted horse meat like prosciutto, it didn’t taste much different tbh

Abigail

I just spent 3 months scouring rescue groups and shelters for the perfect cat for my household (we only want 1 cat, we travel regularly, and I work from home). I finally found her, and she fits our lifestyle perfectly. Curious, laid-back, and playful, but also independent and likes to be the queen of the house. There are plenty of cats who don’t like other cats and prefer to be in a single-cat household. Don’t feel pressured into getting 2 if you don’t want to!

Abigail
>>111745772

And I agree with a previous comment about adopting an adult cat if you have specific personality traits you want! Kittens can be a wild card when it comes to the personalities they’ll develop later ❣️

Manon

Santos is giving Victoria Justice’s “I think we can ALL sing”

Sara Weingartner

Hello I am a proud owner of a singular cat who is not sad

Sidrah Marotti

When I had a roommate with a cat, my cat would play too hard, rough-house, and generally bully my roommate's cat. He also ended up pissing in her room to mark his territory (or maybe the other kitty started it? Cat-alyst is unclear). This led to the Great Piss Wars of 2021-2022 and really damaged my relationship with my roommate. In his only cat era, my lil guy is kind, tolerant, and only occasionally menacing. He's meant to live alone or with dogs. All kitties are different!

Aarya Ghonasgi

CAT DISCUSSION ok Julia I am in a similar boat and I have also been fostering cats and kittens for YEARS and yes while some cats like to have company, MANY do not — I’d recommend getting an adult cat that is not part of a bonded pair, or one who doesn’t like other cats bc it’s common LOL. I’m getting just one adult cat and she hates other cats haha her sister was housed w her and when they were together she was PISSED. Kittens can be a pain tho if u only get one, I fostered single orphaned kittens and they don’t learn to like… stop biting and clawing at u bc they think ur their mom and siblings also

natalie fishy

my favorite gay is caroline calloway

sonny

need the binchies commentary on the colleen ballinger apology

Gráinne

Honourable evil gay mention for Irish girlies = Leo Varadkar

Amber Litwiller

Julia, if it helps with the stress- having two kittens does help them and you, because they can entertain each other. BUT if you only get one, your cat will still be happy because you will love and care for them! Just give them wet food and they will be happy.

✨

JULIA it so true - when I had one cat he was GLUED to my side literally 24/7 and wouldn't stop scratching my couch. He was constantly trying to escape. Getting a kitten as a companion for him fixed his behavioral problems! But it's not true that ALL cats need a partner, some adult cats HATE other cats. But remember if you get one of those, you cannot get a second cat until that one passes. Kittens should not be adopted alone (unless you already have another friendly cat at home) because they need a lot of stimulation. But an adult cat that has been in a single cat home before can be perfectly happy being the only child. For your first pet I would NOT get two kittens at once. Kittens can be very overwhelming

Natalie Maul

I used to cry because my single cat was literally the worst and would bite my ankles till they bled everyday and then I got a second cat and he cuddles me all day long now

Danielle

I agree that pop culture has not been pop culturing. I’ve noticed there aren’t silly celebrity dramas, no young mainstream celebs to follow/crush on, or funny silly little incidents!

Hux Duffy

Julia! I have a cat who had to be rehomed because he got territorial over human attention and had to be sequestered from all the other cats in his previous house. Now he gets all the attention and he’s quite happy I promise you. If you look at online adoption descriptions, you’ll find plenty of cats who want to be the only cat!

Judy Bernal

I get not wanting an old cat .. but adopting my 12 year old cat has been the best thing that’s ever happened to me, I love her so much and she’s so perfect. Extremely agile and perfectly healthy besides from missing a few teeth lol

Avery Zakocs

Julia!! I have a single cat who is very very happy being a single kitty queen. I adopted her as an older cat who came from an abusive home and she is very shy and does not get along well with other animals, Including other cats. She loves being the center of attention for me and my roommates and would genuinely hate another cat in the house so it’s def possible to be a one cat mama

Caroline Quinn

Would LOVEEEE to hear an episode about the Bury Your Gays trope in TV and movies!!! (In my Killing Eve era right now)

Luteal Swan

Real ones know Rosie O’Donnell >>> Ellen. Rosie ran so Ellen could fall down the stairs

Luteal Swan

Also obsessed when you google George Santos’s the pic that comes up is sooooo face tuned

Courtney Wilson

You definitely don’t need two cats. One cat is fine and happy being alone!

Hannah B

this was the funniest episode since the last nick bonus ep i almost crashed my car multiple times

jackie

it rlly depends on the cat!! some really thrive alone but if u get two kittens who are siblings they will already be bonded and enjoy being together

Anna Murray

Metairie: MET - UH - REE

shif

the way that ellen really normalized the gays for my indian mother who loved her original show

Hailey Widman

speeeaaaking of canceling people/ pop culture drama— can you guys talk about the whole colleen (miranda sings) stuff??? I can’t be the only binchie that grew up watching her🥲 this whole thing has so many layers and i’d love to unpack it: the allegations, the apology song, cancel culture, parasocial relationships, etc

Hailey Widman
>>111736519

i just commented this! gotta unpack all the things: parasocial relationships, the weird feeling when someone you used to follow & look up to has allegations come out & that SONG😂

MK
>>111806245

My great uncle was the judge in his trial 🫢

rachel

not sure if someone said this already but the reason horses are often put down when they break their leg is because their bones are lighter/less dense than ours and often when they break, they shatter, so repairing the bone is basically impossible. there’s also a lot less muscle and fat on their leg comparatively to ours, so the bone pieces can rupture blood vessels, tendons, and nerves. even if vets were able to repair the bone, treatment and recovery would be very long, intensive, expensive, and very stressful for the animal. horses also can’t lie down for extended periods of time, they can develop colic which is usually fatal, and can generally be a huge stressor for them. and they’re prey animals so if they’re forced to stay stationary, in their mind that means they’re about to get eaten and will flip out. so unfortunately being euthanized is usually the solution because it becomes a quality of life issue :/

rachel
>>111887570

and re: being stressed about whether or not to adopt two cats, you can do what I did and adopt a cat who is terrified of other cats lmao

Nury

my two cents, if you want one cat; get an older one. if you get a kitten, it’s best to get at least 2 kittens so they play and learn together (avoiding single kitten syndrome).

Morgan Stephens

binchtopia needs a 3rd member so they can be girl genius

flop central

I have one cat who I got at 6 months and she has been perfectly fine! She used to be veryyyyy shy but has come out of her shell and is so affectionate 🫶🏻 she just turned 12

Erin

Girlies they 100% put out animals down because they don't want to spend the money and if the animals are used for profit of any kind then they are no longer of monetary value when they've been injured.

Megan Lubey

Hey Julia, I adopted an adult cat a few years ago who HATES all other cats and acts pretty indifferent towards dogs. He is the chillest guy on earth and loves just vibing alone and chewing on his little toys. If I were to get another cat he would legitimately kill it so it is def possible to get a cat that prefers to be alone!!

Eliza Fausset

eliza queen it is MET-ah-rie not muhtary

Gia Chaudry

my dream this morning ended with the waitress telling me my horse steaks were ready 😭😭😭

tabitha hill

queen julia!! why don’t u get a kitten and ur friend ellie could also get a kitten so then they can keep each other company while they’re young and then if u and ellie stop living together u can take ur cats with u? i have two cats (sisters🥹🥹) and when they were babies they snuggled all the time but now they’re like 3 years old and don’t care about each other at all so maybe urs and ellies kittens wouldn’t go crazy if separated later in their little cat lives? ALSO queen eliza never stop talking about ur cats and also please do a full video ep with them so we can meet them if harley & bug are ok w that xo

holly

my cat HATES other cats but is cool with humans and dogs. he actively tried to murder his own mother when i brought him to my mom’s house for christmas. he’s declared himself the king of the household and will not stand for anything less

Mirela Barnhill

I need you guys to know that I was physically gagging and dry heaving on my road trip when I heard the mailbox moment about eating horse meat. I had to pull over and do breathing exercises. Unsure why this happened bc I’m not a vegetarian just a nauseous queen. Totes chill tho like it was funny epic ep!!

Lizzy Sommer

Have y'all heard the podcast Ladies & Tangents? Because they also use the EXACT same theme song, it's insane!

Soph

re: the kinties awakening ur man, an automatic feeder will feed them exactly on time every time and ur cats will be thrilled

Sarah Claire

Girlies I couldn’t adopt so many cats at the shelter because they were NOT friendly towards other cats so you do not have to get two!! I’ve got two gorge-ina kitties now, but there’s definitely options for those wanting just one ☺️

Eleanor

Ahhhh i love bad gays!!! Fave podcasts crossover 🥰🥰🥰

Meredith Floyd

lmfaoooo the “he was scamming the amish!!!!!” had me cacklinggggg at work today

Macks

Is George Santos just real life Elliott from Search Party…?

maggie

GIRL, 👧 HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?📰 Another Diva👑💅🏽🫦 is Down ❌❌😵 after being expelled from Deez Nuts 😤😤that’s right ✅✅ gWHORGE Santos put his whole SANTUSSY😎😇 into Congress 😝 he SERVED🫡 so the rest of us 👶 could get our CUMMIES😋😋, yummies, and TUMMY tucks on SLAPitol Hill🇺🇸🇺🇸 he bought a Birkin👛🤑💼💼 and that ass is twerkin 😍😍 but now that he’s San-TOAST🥵 and ferra-GONE-o😪 he may be boTOXIC 💉💅🏼 and un-CUNTstituional📜 but poliDICKS🫨🍆🫨aside, stealing of BABIES👶👶, commitment to CAMP⛺️🪵, and his DICKlaring🍆🍆🍆 of lies🤫🤭 will never be forTHOTten🧠🫨. with ONLY 114 FANS that voted to keep him, he must SASHAY AWAY💃💃 or be DRAGgged out SCREAMING😩😩😩 so spread those legs 🦵 wide, open that throat 😜😮🥰 and pour one out 🥂🥂🥃🍾 for a Jew-ISH 🤴 he gave a new meaning to House eTHICCs🤤 committee 😜😜

diana bochicchio

my narcissist mom would watch ellen all the time… it makes a lot of sense now