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Drunk History: Unsolved Mysteries - Video Episode (Patreon)

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The girlies bring you another classic drunk history with a special twist: THIS TIME ON VIDEO! Join us in unpacking several cryptic unsolved mysteries including UFO sightings, sinister twinergy, and as always, inept police. Digressions include an unsettling trip to Saddle Ranch, submersible drama, and Eliza crying about Julia’s move.

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isabel

YAYYY

Jess A

You guysssssss 😻😻😻😻

Ondine

omg thank fuck

Logan Loftis

The girlies are feeding us!!!

Anna Young

slay queens 2nd time’s the charm

Eleanor M

need info on julia’s shirt immediately…..

Holly Mattox

3 episodes in 5 days...the binchtopia dollar stretches so far…

Rosie

Love u bitches

Deanna

what did we do to deserve

rachel

perfect timing I JUST finished the 19 allegations and counting ep 🤭🤭🤭

Deanna

what did we do to deserve

Laura Lincoln

Yayyyyyy I had to re- up my membership for this and I was scared when it didn't show up😕 thought it required an even higher tier

maddie

This is the best day of my life

car

you know it’s truly wild to see y’all’s mannerisms while speaking after 2.5 years of only hearing. i love it ty

Brigid McCarthy

Truly paying homage to the Shane Dawson conspiracy theories era. I am absolutely geeked to watch

Ondine

you should have bleeped ur mouth that celebrities name is rlly easy to lip read 😭😭rip to redacted’s nda

Pagrocrag

Looking forward to watching later but for starters, I’ve never seen a top quite like what Julia is wearing, and it’s fantastic. Thanks as always to both of you for everything you do.

sixfootjill32
>>111594393

And one bleep didn’t fully bleep it out 🙈Bestiesssss you may wanna take it offline n fix it! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

kate scollins

the binchtopia bleep keeps scaring my cat

Cameron

WE HAVE BEEN FEDDDD 🙏🏼

serenidy

julia u are a fashion ICON lately

astrid

you're both looking so very beautiful and stunning in this episode congratulations on that

Peyton Guthrie

My bestie and I moving to different cities (me even to nyc), listening to this being like, we are soooo Julia and Eliza

astrid

when i worked at summer camp we had a tuck shop where the kids could go buy snaks so they used to always ask me if they could "go to tuck" at lunch lol

Maggie

hello is it just me or is julia GLOWING like girl you look so good wtf

Padmini

You both are glowing and look so GORGINE

ixia

I’m so early 🫦🫦

Kay

THE THUMBNAIL LOLL

Destiny

you're either a UFO girl or a ghost girl

Kira

eliza crying over julia moving so sweet <3 i felt like a third drunk girly in the bathroom at the club witnessing a moment between besties

matheson
>>111594393

the way i rewatched the bleep a thousand times bc of this comment and i cannot figure it out

liz

the thumbnail i’m shitting myself

Lily

I absorbed my twin in the womb!! And thank God for that

Zoe Tsibogiannis

As an Aussie I never thought I’d hear the two of you say tuck shop 😭 for context, a tuck shop is basically like an outdoor cafeteria where kids can buy snacks or lunch

Kira

Obsessed w the thumbnail love the vibes

Joe Rogan

When I was 6 I was possessed by a “clown spirit”, I don’t remember anything from that period of time but my mum tells me I was acting up a lot in class and not being my regular lil self. She also told me a teacher walked into an empty classroom and I was watching static tv while sitting on a chair ON a desk?? There’s a lot more to this story though lol The weirdest thing though is that it didn’t just happen to me, it has happened to at least 2 other kids from that school lol :p All good now tho, apparently I had a hole in my aura, classsic! Xxx 😘

lisa

this had me giggling so much love u both

Holly Mattox

girlies / redacted you can most certainly hear NDA redacted's name at 7:20 hope this helps

Amanda Crampton

someone please help how can I listen to these vid episodes just as an audio? they don’t show up on my rss 💔

Natalie Diaz

PLEASE never use the intro as a censor ever again I almost had a heart attack on the freeway

matheson

i feel incredibly cynical about alien sightings (especially “pills”) bc government docs basically say it’s the military! 😋 isn’t that lovely

Louise Duncan

Not me overachieving as an alien AND ghost girlie!!!!!

sana

re the story with the missing boy i somehow misheard and thought he was gone for like a decade too instead of six months LOLOL

Cassidy Timbrooks

using the intro as a censor actually just had my epileptic ass thinking I was having a seizure

India Marriott

oh to wake up to a drunk ep what a TREAT

Beth

I don’t like how you can’t listen to it on patreon without the video :/ like if I wanna listen offline or use my 4G I have to stream a video

pangea

Hey girls obsessed with the video, but can you also upload without the video so i can download for offline linsing?

Hana U

i got so scared at eliza’s twin story i started tearing up it was NOT a good time to be alone in my apartment (loved the episode)

Crunchy Carrot

Binchies the tuckshop is another term for like the school canteen, it’s used a lot in Australia lol

Ellie Fox

You guys can you PLEASE talk about the SheIn influencer factory tour? On an unrelated note, I’m a brand rep for Shell and would love you to tour our carbon neutral feminist fracking centres 😍 happy Pride!

Tia Lane

you are spoiling us with these videos

Josie

Hearing the UFO story right after watching Asteroid City was glorious🤓

Hannah

I talked about a past life as a Victorian lady a lot as a little girl and it freaked my parents the fuck out lmao

kennilane

I literally learned how to make cornbread from scratch when I moved to Amsterdam and all of the Dutchies I give it to are obsessed and always ask for me to make it

Cierra Oliveira

livingggg for the clickbait youtube core thumbnail

Katie Brown

No but the twin story: literally me in psychosis. I too was running into traffic 💁🏼‍♀️

Phoebe

You are right ab Tana French Julia I've read all her books and am always soooo into them and then left a lil disappointed with how they end

Ashlynn Long

literally had to take a break from linsing last night bc julia’s folie a deux story had me freaking

Charlie Wright

choosing to believe nicki handed redacted the blernt

hunky dory, MD

you think the aliens are taking jet blue....to Zimbabwe?

Katie Griffiths

Omg and for the twin story I swear the only reason it was being recorded was because the police were filming for this tv show we have in the uk about what the police get up to on their shifts

Danielle

My thought on aliens is why do we assume they need the same elements to survive as humans! And why do we assume humans have an orifice to perceive them!

Danielle

You guys are sooo gorgeous I love seeing your voices come out of your faces

cam

i am a twin but we’re fraternal and different sexes so i think because of that it’s not as weird? who’s to say

Danielle

Just saying metapsyckicks does past life readings too!

angle baby

Dollssssssss ur stunnin love the video but could u also maybe upload audios or sumthin so I can listen and still use my phone 🥴 nothing but love for my queens I just really miss being able to like download the audio and keep it moving

Amelia McCluskey

You should look into the story of the Silent Twins (June and Jennifer Gibbons) if you haven't already - that's possibly the strangest story I've ever read and it's such a rabbit hole of info

Anna Kifor

As a twinny twin… i am sad to say the twinlepathy does not exist between my twinster and me

Alice Rose

ahh the story of Walter's disappearance must have been the inspiration for that Angelina jolie film called the Changeling...

Abigail

Y’all need to spend money on this Ariel School Phenomenon documentary. It was worth every penny and blew me away!!! https://arielphenomenon.com

Mollie Edsell

plssssss this was such a great episode!!? we are getting spoiled! on the topic of the Ariel School, I would loveee to hear you do a segment on other UFO news- I saw a contact story recently dropped on major news networks and U.S. govt plans to expand their investigations - as an outer space enthusiast I would be so interested to hear your take on this!! love u gorgeous girlies cannot WAIT for tour

alexa schnur

CLEOPATRA (eliza) COME TO BRAZIL (new york)

Mai Abdalla

i just came back from a hellish work shift at the hospital and i decided to watch this and it cheered me up sooooooo much

Maya Matlack

Binchtopia buzzfeed unsolved crossover 😄

Maddie G

y’all the binchtopia welcome sound as a censor had me peeing myself out of fear

Payton Norberg

y’all pleeeease do an episode about shanti devi!! she is the reason i believe in reincarnation

Luteal Swan

I can read lips queens I know who redacted smoked with. But I will keep your secret dw💖

Luteal Swan
>>111638524

I watched a doc on it and she basically had a psychosis episode bc she didn’t take her medication and she drowned by accident. Definitely very tragic but idk if it’s paranormal

Luteal Swan

Also I’ve been in a place of aliens for many years. I have seen ufos and the like, I have a crop circle design tattooed on my finger, and another alien tattoo. They’re for sure out there, but I think earth is too stupid for them so they come visit as a trashy vacation like going to that casino in Vegas with the lions lol

payt

the random sparkle sounds omg 😂

Charlie Wright

julia screaming “we’re gonna run into TRAFFIC!!!!!” is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever heard in my life.

Sera Snyder

literally spoiling us with video episodes plz keep them coming

✨
>>111639094

I generally cannot read lips and I know who he smoked with lmao

Emma Witmers

so are we not going to shed light on the fact that both stories had little mermaid names? ursula and ariel,,, much to consider

pangea
>>111639115

Yes omg i was going to comment this. When i first read it it blew my mind !!

car

at this point, i think we all signed an NDA

Chloe C.

The funny thing about Saddle Ranch is that they'd been around and struggling for years! I'm a West Hollywood/Sunset Strip native and vividly remember talking to a friend in the valet line at the Sunset Tower across the street about how we were SO sure it was going to close, back in December 2019... But because they decided to stay open thru April/May of 2020 and play host to the "I won't live in fear" crowd it meant they were the only place for all of the Tiktok/influencer people to go get papped so now it's popular again. Absolutely insane turn of events. The s'mores you can roast in the outdoor fire pits go off, tho.

Mel

The automatic captions around minute 21 are so scary especially while talking about UFO encounters I was too spooked

Olivia Draeger

Two video EPS?!?!! What a treat! What a gift!! Binchies are feasting!!!

Sarah

The last story reminded me a little of the documentary “the imposter”….not exactly the same because those parents pretended it was their kid even though it blatantly was not but it was an interesting documentary to hear directly from the scammer himself

Eli Cole

obsessed with the youtuber thumbnail i’m gonna need more video episodes whenever possible

Lex Constantinides

I have a twin brother and we don’t rly have telepathy now that we’re grown but my mom has shared interesting stories from when we were little like we had our own little language, so one of us would say something seemingly unintelligible and then the other one would burst out laughing which like I’m obsessed with that for us

Izzy M

Arrival is soooooo good!! Also highly recommend reading the short story it was based on called “story of your life” by Ted Chiang

Tori D

this was a fantastic episode truly

Elena Pope

lived in georgia my whole life.. HIGHLY disagree about muffin tin cornbread💔💔

Claire Heinle

hi eliza and julia!!! i have literally been listening since the second episode came out (yes, really) and i finally convinced myself to take $5 out of my grubby little pockets and gift it to my queens in exchange for one (1) patreon subscription. so excited to see what’s to come from y’all and to spend the next 5-7 business days ignoring all other forms of media in order to catch up on the bonus eps 🖤🖤🖤

peyton

ELIZA!! your reincarnation story was CRAZYY very well done, if you want another interesting reincarnation story look into the story of James Leininger as a child he believed he was reincarnated as World War II fighter pilot, really a wild ride if you’re looking for more reincarnation stories! loved this ep. & love y’all! 🤞🏼💗

Leoni

You are both gorigina princesses

Alexis

Earth really is the reality tv star of the universe 😭

Hilary

Omg not my parasocial besties quoting my other parasocial bestie BJA “sciumps” … DEAD. this whole episode had me cackling out loud in public thank you for your service, girlies

Kaitlyn OLeary

i’m not trying to objectify you guys but i still cannot believe how insanely gorgeous you guys both look like the videos elevate the podcast so much it’s so much fun seeing your facial expressions and mannerisms!! especially julia like julia just cracks me up to begin with BUT watching her delivery happen visually?? next level 😭 girl just has that comedic timing. love u guys ok back to the ep!

Kira

Re: twins, Once i was watching my bf compete in boxing and he got a nosebleed in the fight and almost immediately his twin brother (seated near me) also got a nosebleed……………… So yeah

Riley Coleman

This was so goooooooodddd!!!!😭😽

julia

Is there anyway you can upload an audio too because on Patreon you have to have the app open to listen 😭

darian vi

Me thinks this was the best drunk episode to date! 🫶

Micah

Julia is sooooo gorgeous I love seeing the video episodes because I didn’t know what y’all looked like !!

Zoe Dobbs

someone has probably said this already but caroline calloway story posted that she’s looking for podcasts who would have her on!!!

Hailey Smith

wonderful episode as usual queens however the binchtopia bleep around 7 minutes was the biggest jumpscare ever i thought i was having a heart attack scared the absolute SHITE out of me… let this be a lesson to headphone girlies to turn ur volume down before linsing

duru

PLEASE HAVE CAROLINE CALLOWAY ON

Lilly Gifford

Watching y’all’s facial expressions while you’re saying the usual silly things makes it all sooo much sillier and oh boy I am smiling a whole lot!!

Hannah
>>111655914

I saw this doc in a theater and it blew my mind. The audience was literally laughing at points bc it was so wild but so serious at the same time. Very much recommend it

Lucia M

You are both so stunning!! And seeing your facial expressions was so fun :)

Sally

I remember watching the Sabina and Ursula video on TV when I was like 8, I had reoccurring nightmares about them floating up to my window and smashing through it my whole childhood😭

Naila Speaks-LaBrie (NY-EE-LA)

You guys have to watch the changeling with Angelina Jolie!! It’s about Walter’s disappearance. I watched it way too young and it shook me to my core

Niamh

Woahhh iam from the teeny town of Hexham and it was soo soo weird hearing you say my towns name ! Also i had never heard the story about the twins thats crazyyy but honestly more shocked hearing you say Hexham ahahaha

Kelli Craft

Can’t wait til Julia finds out about William Shatner’s UNEXPLAINED

sydney bailey

This was such a good episode and you guys look gorg as always. The sharp pivot from crying about Julia leaving to the submersible had me dying😭😂

Vanja

They made a movie like 15 years ago about the last story! Changeling starring Angelina Jolie. I watched it way younger than appropriate and it was creepyyyyy

Abbey W

girliessss this was such a fun ep you guys are gorgina and these mysteries were so spookty!

izzy

YOU BOTH ARE SO SEXIIIIIIII AAAHHHHHH

Bianka Petrova

Not max bleeping out the name but Eliza and Julia enunciating so much that we can tell it was wiz kalifa

Emma Hobbs

the way the bleeps didn’t even work

kairan sasha sorrell

re: twin shit, i think i did actually absorb a TRIPLET! i dont know much about it, but my mom said there were three "sacs" (?) at one point and later the third disappeared. a google search led me to "the vanishing triplet" and i'm pretty sure that's what happened here. also, my twin and i (fraternal so like, more normal) don't generally experience twin telepathy or anything, but our dad died a couple years ago and we still consistently have dreams about him on the same nights. like way after it stopped being a topic that was always on our minds, so it wasn't like "oh yeah well all of your dreams are about your dad". we'll both go months without having one and then have to text each other on a random morning about these really intense and vivid dreams - never the Same dream though which kinda kills the mystique. still i think there's a ✨ connection ✨

Jess123

Julia please drop the link for that top 😭😭

izzy
>>111625386

THANK YOU I’ve tried explaining this to so many people and they simply do not get it

caitlin miller

the last story is just like titane omggg

Martha

Another video episode????? WE ARE NOT WORTHYYY!! Julia omg... You put your whole pussy into this one. You were so entertaining and felt like the exact person I had imagined in my braaaain!!! ❤️❤️❤️ Eliza, of course, my fav! You always BRING it. Easily top three episode of all time. Thanks and forever a binchie!!! ❤️❤️❤️ P.S. Experiencing aliens in Africa representation meant the hole world to me. #HoovesUpForAfrica!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷

lainey

loooooove tana french books and agree about the endings but it’s also funny that the first one basically ends with half of the mystery unsolved and the narrator being like guess we’ll never know ❤️ Love and light lol this was so funny love u guys

Lulu Wilson

So glad the girls are talking ab arrival bc that’s one of my fav movies

Danielle
>>111625386

Yes! Like ‘we found water on mars!’ And?? If something needed water to exist it would not live on a planet without it lol

✨

The outfit coordination in these video pods so far have NOT gone unnoticed by me !! Love !!

Kierra Sewell

Ngl did not think that twin story was that crazy and it rubbed me the wrong way a little bit. People have breaks and do crazy shit, it’s unfortunately not a silly fun mystery….idk

jadyn

The way julia literally said wiz khalifa and it was censored 😭😭😭😭

Camryn

I AM IDENTICAL TWIN so we don’t have any powers and i do think twins that say they do are either lying or experiencing something much cooler than me but there is so much to be said about what it does to your mental & sense of self when no one can tell you apart no matter how you dress, like close family friends not knowing who you are at the age of like 13… i could talk about this for ages

Zoë Grenier

This episode made me laugh and laugh and laugh 😊

Zoë Grenier

Eliza listen to the Arrival ep of You are Good! It’s Sarah Marshall (if You’re Wrong About) and the analysis is on point. It’s also my fav movie of all time

mimi kiki

hello the tuck shop is where kids can buy sweets and stuff during breaks at school :) we have them in the uk too

Bea

positively enthralled by the brian jordan alvarez reference i am OBSESSED with that man him and talia lichtenstein NEED to be guests on binchtopia 😩😩😩

Bea
>>111667341

i’m literally so obsessed w BJA and his matematicalcalculations

Julia Taylor

RE: the movie ARRIVAL!!! Idk if anyone else said this but it's based on the short story by Ted Chiang who is a fantastic writer and I highly recommend both of his short story collections!! "Stories of Your Life and Others" and "Exhalation"! Especially if you're in a reading rut and need easier chunks than just a whole novel

Katie

Omg y’all are gorgina 😍😍😍

Elizabeth

The energy in this episode is absolutely immaculate and special and charming and makes me smile

Jana

These video episodes are so slay💅

Coral Bray

Ok miss Julia w the fit!!!

Elizabeth Terrell

I’m a fraternal twin and it’s never been creepy but I feel that we have a little telepathy.. my sister can be a little wild & cwazy so I worry about her a lot and I will literally wake up out of a dead sleep when she’s calling me in the middle of the night & my phone is on silent ! I’ll suddenly wake up feeling a sense of panic and then I pick up my phone and see that she’s calling me. It’s like my body can sense when she needs me !!

Molly
>>111596072

Same! When I worked at summer camp every day at 4pm the kids got “tuck” which was either like a bag of skittle or chocolate bar. It was the best because if a kid was acting out you could just be like “no tuck for you” and scare them into behaving 😂

Jules

Wait The Likeness by Tana French is so good. Julia i hope u read that one and like it

Bori Frankus

lipreaders, who gave the boyfriend the blunt

MFreel
>>111902349

Although I’m sure she’s wearing the Free People Leo version, which is out of stock.

Casey Croft

We knew the ocean was rising but we didn’t know she was rising UP ✊

Haleigh

just used this vid as a binchtopia reveal for my bf who also enjoys the pod

Jessica

I am not a twin but my grandma is and it has always confused me because their voices are EXACTLY the same, I can usually tell them apart by looks but I never could by voice. also they live on opposite ends of the country & dye their hair the same color?? they both dye it red even though they’re brunettes and that was a real confusing moment when I (the only natural redhead in the family) discovered their red hair was a lie. Anyways not that creepy but i’m sure they have some creepy stories I will further investigate.

Karen Fonstad

I rewatched arrival now thanks to you Eliza and what a great movie, truly

Elizabeth Henrikson

NEED more video episodes this is so much better for my brain than the idol rn

Evelyne

Ok but why did the Aliens literally look like 👽🛸 like i would think aliens look like something we cannot imagine, like not-humanoid. But then aliens end up being what we always thought they were??

Olivia

Eliza tell us your ghost sighting story

Brooke

neeeed an episode about Eliza and her ghost experiences

Mic

julia i did a past life regression youtube video a few years ago and found out i was a cowboy in the wild west. the memory i saw was me being hanged for my crimes 🤠 yeehaw

Leah Harrison-Lurie

this episode is amazing and I am obsessed w u guys guessing what a tuck shop is — as a South African I can clarify a tuck shop is a little store where kids buy snacks or lunch that lots of schools have instead of cafeterias … but I like your guys’ explanation better :))

Elena Gaughan

Sounds like their schizophrenia kicked in at the same time

Sophie M
>>112267131

i think they’ve done a paranormal episode in the past where eliza has gone into some of her experiences!! have a look back thru :-)

Erin

YES ELIZA ACKNOWLEDGING ARRIVAL - best alien movie!

Charlie

late af but i MUST talk about my past life regression therapy experience... i was a little girl who lived in rural quebec in a small pioneer community with a mainly maple tree based economy. the boys used to bully me and throw rocks at me, and i lived with my father and our saint bernard dog. i ended up dying of tuberculosis, and my last memory is lying in bed with my dog sitting next to me, and seeing my father talking to the doctor through the crack of my bedroom door, and the doctor telling him i probably wouldn't last the night....... FREAKY!! i feel like i would normally turn my nose up at this sort of thing, but it felt so real and so specific.... i think about that little girl all the time and hope i'm making her proud in this life <3

Jasmine Danielle

😂😂😂 what is so creepy about twins??? (Coming from a twin)

Katie Strauss
>>112874703

i oddly have a super similar past life story. i did the meditation about six years ago and the story remains so clear in my head

Katie Strauss

I'm giggling that there is ariel and ursula mentioned in this episode but separately

Florence

coming here from December 2024, if you want a CLASSIC southern biscuit, go to Stella Southern Cafe in Collège Station Texas. Better than your grandmas