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Tour Diaries: Dispatch From the Bucket Family Bed (Patreon)

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2023-08-21 16:09:50
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The girlies recap the first half of tour from the same bed that they've spent all day in. They discuss the delicious meal of sleep for dinner, the trials and tribulations of being confused for comedians, the worst musical collaborations of all time, and more.

Comments

Zoe

Yayyyy

alexis

thank u for feeding us ❤️

Meg K

Clicked so fast

Ondine

it’s 2 am but idc i need to be fed i’m listening

yasmine

going through psychic warfare atm thank u binches 4 everything

Grace Jenks

Ugh thank you for your service

Mary

bopping to the theme music like I’m one of those carefree girlies in a tampon commercial

alexis

as a early show boston binchie the show was still incredible despite the malfunctions!!! u both slayedddd per usual

Mary
>>115711759

also boston late show was so much fun!!! sorry for the horrors but we appreciate u

Heather

thank you miss mamas

sofie

neeeeeeeeeeeded thank you my queeens

madison 💐

i can’t wait for the atl horrors recap

em

bug erasure!!!! his CHAPLIN mustache is everything to me i could pick him out of a lineup any day

Cierra Oliveira

knowing that this came before the cursed atlanta show is killing me

kvz

me, a dumb nashville binchie waiting for the atlanta story for the whole episode before i realized this was recorded BEFORE the atlanta horrors : 👁️ 👄 👁️

Kelly

Julia I am BEGGING for you to release the shitpost meme account

em

julia it’s so surprising that u stan theo von LMAOO i went to his show a couple weeks ago and he was 100% on coke but it was actually very silly and funny

April Poggio

girlies pls come back to zanies

meg

Julia’s right its pronounced like Chill-ders :)

Erin Healey

I went to The Bell House and i was like oh hello hunting lodge…I also came earlier and ordered a drink next to Eliza but did not realize it was her until later

Erin Healey
>>115715625

I feel very lucky I got VIP and could sit….they also had very delicious froz margs

Becca Kirkland

i live in socal, i couldn’t stop saying hurricane hilaría this weekend. thankss binchies❤️

meredith

Not to be too much of a swiftie in the chat but ice spice is the one who reached out to Taylor about being on Karma specifically bc she really thought she was writing bars for it lol

meredith

Also I was at the Shecago late show (and then the Nashville show this weekend) and it was absolutely beautiful work all around ladies. Seeing the growth of the live performance just in that two week span was so impressive!! Luv y’all

kairan sasha sorrell

tyler childers was ruining LIVES i literally thought it was binchtopia traffic until i realized everyone was Rude and Driving White Toyota Tundras

Hannah

Vitamin e oil for the scars queens

Grace

queens as someone who had body acne scarring, the palmers cocoa butter oil (meant for pregnancy stretch marks) works so well to reduce scarring and it smells incredible as well. so nice for the fall/winter dry air.

jaq

thank u baes for giving me relief from my stressful work day for the hour 🫶

Specialgerbil19

I was at the second Boston show and I wanted to say that I totally assumed it was rehearsed because it seemed very seamless to the casual observer! I had a lot of fun. The venue was actually fucking cursed though and my friend and I were cackling about their drink menu. We both ordered something called the “Pearl Harbor”. No idea what was in it but why would you name a drink that???? Pretty good though, 6.5/10 cocktail.

Tate Cohen

OMG I WAS IN THE GAS STATION THAT GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING WHEN IT GOT STRUCK!!!! Me and two other Raleigh binchies were getting our girl dinner and we heard an extremely loud ZAP and all the lights went out. We were so close on our routes

lauren baker

y’all neeeeed to come back to dollywood!!!!!!!!!

Jess123

Y’all my sister does a heavy metal detox every other month & has her kids do it too? She also does some shit to make her body expunge any parasites??? She’s trying to convince me everyone has at least one parasite in their body & if you do this detox you’ll pee them out or they come out of your SCALP??? Praying this isn’t true, all the photos she showed me have scarred me for life 😭

Janey Amend-Bombara

the early Boston show was so unhinged, was the bald check in guy the one supposed to do the pictures? he was so wild

mimi

PSA don't eat charcoal if you take any sort of medication, it inhibits the absorption

reilly

obsessed with the fact that all these tour horrors took place even before atlanta. (I was at the Atlanta show and y’all still slayed btw!)

izzy

LOVINGGGGG ALL THE LOVE FOR CHICAGO

izzy

please come back to chicago we WILL take you out on the town.

izzy

also hi i was the one wearing the Doing Fine shorts at the 2nd chicago show can you guys pwease DM me the photo Eliza took of Julia signing my ass!!! my ig is @izzyreno

Dianna Cohen
>>115726062

maintaince phase has an ep abt the parasite thing i think its called "worm wars" or smth like that with a debunking of the parasite thing

miss andry

When is the west coast tour girlies 😭

Jess123
>>115726062

Bless you, I’m finding this & listening to it immediately 🙏🏼🙏🏼🥲

Jess123
>>115733112

I knew they’d love SHEcago if they gave her a chance 🙏🏼

Molly

Currently at advent health bc I have fucking kratom tea toxicity & this is the only thing keeping me calm. Thanks girlies for the perfectly timed released ep

ssteph

binchtopia tour rider is just goldfish and imodium

big booty marie

seems about right for philly its not a city for the faint of heart and mind

ssteph

binchies i was at the first boston show and had a BLAST! laughed my ass off and had a wonderful time :)

a

girlies as much as we need to be fed you also need breaks

a

take care of yourselves and don’t work too hard! your parasocial besties will understand if you need to take it easy imo

ssteph

SEVERELY misread the vibes of the boston venue and got there so so so early and can confirm it was cursed, there was like a business conference going on???

Luteal Swan

I want to give a shout-out to the KING taking pictures at zanies!!! he seriously got all the best angles and took so many pictures, hire him to tour with y’all for next time, seriously. Also I just moved from CA-wisconsin, (chicago is very close 💜) and I gotta say everyone in the Midwest is incredibly kind! The good vibes from zanies was that midwestern hospitality baby!

Kayla

I love how this was recorded before the truly hellish Atl show day 😆 I loved the show but woof delta did you so dirty. If Boston was 9/11 what was Atl 😳

kailyn mae

girls i have to say i loved your DC show. i was so happy to see you both live, you killed it!

Mary Hoffman

LADIES. I was a victim of the boa constrictor. When I was younger I was at one of the zoo animal birthday parties and I volunteered to hold her, there were a couple other kids and we were all holding/touching her. But I was chosen. She began to twirl around my child body and squeeze. The zoo people started getting nervous and asked my friends mom to do the birthday cake so that the kids wouldn’t watch me die. I had to miss cake and presents as they fought to unwrap her from me 🐍

Kayla
>>115740798

Their flight was delayed 6 hours and the venue didn’t have the right HDMI cord 🫡 but it worked out in the end!

Alissa

just finished my first day as a high school teacher and i’m exhausted🫠extra grateful for the ep rn

Ayla Guerrero

“We’re at 57:35- were good“ lmao go to beddd

anna clements

the way i have been waiting for julia to break her silence on the bradley cooper leonard bernstein nose

jen

does anyone remember what julia said she uses to make her memes and what not? trying to make a flyer for my school’s garden club

Luteal Swan
>>115740690

Milwaukee or Madison, St. Louis, Cincinnati, St. Paul, bus, club, another club, plane, next place

adara

SORRYYYY y’all r wrong peppers eats!!! idk if u saw the video of that woman on public transit dancing and saying “hands on your knees im angelina jolie” but she’s me whenever i hear it

Coco
>>115747443

Screaming bc until this episode I had no idea that was a real song - I literally thought that woman just made it up whilst dancing on the subway 😫😫

libby

the tour horrors… the tourrors

Eurydice

Omg!!! Thanks for dropping this on my first day of school!💕💕 best surprise ever

Dianna Cohen
>>115721522

this reminds me of a local brewery (i live in new jersey) that has a beer called "the hindenburg", which famously crashed in new jersey

bella

beautiful clowns and funny little gowns

lauren baker

naur i love bad idea. it’s like brutal

Charlie Wright

The wiggles X tame impala collab of the century

Charlie Wright

Also do NOT eat charcoal or use charcoal toothpaste if you take oral birth control or antidepressants

Erin

Fucking crying at the image of sittiiiing and waviiiiing

shannon

was the boston meet and greet guy bald and wearing a suit? i was at the early show and i kept watching a man pace around while y’all were on stage. as a girlie with mass shooter anxiety, i did NOT like his vibe

Ryn C

Y’all HAVE to come to Denver next time you’re on tour please I am literally begging

Julia

I went to sunrise today :’)

hal m

i do think i was maybe the cackling queen in charlotte... y'all were just hitting some NC NERVES for me i can't believe y'all talked about washington nc lmaoooo

Elle Rayl

Ladies I am so sorry but it is Tyler CHILL-ders, not CHILD-ers

Julianna

Screaming at the vision of Julia emptying Vyvanse powder into her iced coffee

Grace Russell

You guys honestly did such a good job in Boston despite the horrors !! I also am rlly not a fan of that venue.. not to mention it’s in the Seaport which is superrr car centered and not great for public transportation so it FLOPS all around. Only uber rich transplants live there and tourists go there tbh, it’s all new buildings/sweet greens/spin class vibes,, nothing like the more beautiful historic areas

jade hurley

“i stay winning in terms of knowledge” i need it on a t shirt ladies….

Greta

So glad you loved Zanies bc it slays and bc I failed to secure a ticket this time (trussst next time I will be ON IT) so I’m hoping this means you’ll be back 🫶🫶 much love from Chicago

hiba waseem

niqabi airport lady 😭

Kennedy

my friend has a pet leech and it may be off-putting at first but leeches do make a good pet and rlly not that bad 😂😂

Julia Peterson

hiiiii it’s trivia winners eliza/julia from the philly show - not only are we besties, we are also literal biological sisters! :)))

Raven Decorah

LOVEDDDDD THE PHOTO MAN AT ZANIES CHI HE KILLED IT

Raven Decorah

would love to photograph the next chicago shows 🫶🏼

Chelsea

How long did you all wait for your bitches hate nuance crewneck? I ordered it almost a month ago and the status still only shows as order placed. But I know they’re made to order so idk what to expect. TIA binchies 💓

Kennedy

shoutout to u bc i was quite literally the last person to meet u guys with my friend at the boston late show and u were both sooooo sweet and genuine despite the horrors u faced that day. we had no idea u were fighting for ur lives and we loved every minute of the show xoxo

Moo and Peff

Stop not Julia dragging By Chloe :((((((((

Neil Bradley

No stop bc Ed Sheeran and Travis Scott collab goes HARD and I hate both of those mfs. The music video is the most insane thing I’ve ever watched

yasmine

omg by Chloe i did a trial shift when they first came to london n never came back bcus they were so unorganised

maddie haines

ice spice and taylor definitely collared to distract from matty healy

Diana Bonilla

I need y’all to come to Dallas 😭 I know Texas is hell on earth! Also I love how Julia pronounced latinx women 😆

Amy

Omg I just checked my card statement from the Atlanta show. It was sooo shady. On the doors it said there was a $15 min per table- which is fine! But then our server told us it was $15/person and you had to order 2 items each. They weren’t serving glasses of water and the water bottle we ordered didn’t count. It was annoying but whatever. Since the first set of drinks took a lifetime to get i went ahead and ordered the second round. Then the rest of the show happened and I barely saw our server. She came by a couple times and I told her we still hadn’t gotten them. They never came. At the end she was trying to cash us out but would only show us her handheld thing and you could see what the items were. I was surprised it was $52+ for 2 drinks and 2 waters but they said tip was included so I was like, ok. They didn’t have me sign anything. My statement shows I got charged $109!! I’m disputing it but wanted to let you and all the other atl binchies know. We were at a table with a couple college girls who had driven 1.5 hours to see you and they were saying they spent more than they expected. If you guys come back, please pick another venue. As you know the staff was kinda trash at this one unfortunately and parking ended up being $20 on top of it all. Loved seeing you so much and believe all it it was totally worth it even if my $ dispute for the venue doesn’t work out. Sorry it was so chaotic! I also felt like they had shitty hospitality toward you and I wanted to buy you guys a drink but assumed the venue would be hooking you up! This is the longest comment ever and maybe should’ve been a mailbox moment lol ok byeeee

Binchtopia
>>115946648

That is absolutely horrific I am SO sorry that happened and I hope you can get your money back!! We will 110% NEVER be going back to that venue. I’m so sorry. We have no control over what insane prices they charge for minimums/drinks and we hate that people had to spend more money to see us. That venue was a total nightmare on all fronts. I just sent this comment to our agent who is in touch with the venue so hopefully that gets things moving. Again, I’m so sorry this happened but thank you so much for coming 💕 we will be back to ATL soon at a competent venue and make up for the floodgate of horrors that was opened upon us and our binchies - E

Naila Speaks-LaBrie (NY-EE-LA)

I feel like Olivia rodrigo is a tik tok artist lol she’s annoying in the same way Taylor Swift is just like giving corny pop

Naila Speaks-LaBrie (NY-EE-LA)

It’s not a joke Julia the leech girl is on tiktok too she has multiple leeches and her and her partner sit side by side with leeches wearing bows sucking on their fucking legs 😭😭💀

Kristen

Juliaaaaa, ByChloe on Thayer is now closed and for the better tbh, it was exiting when it first opened but it sucked

carol ✩

i love the drake and romeo santos collab

Kate Winslow

as a Minnesotan who mosquitos love to attack, and with all due respect, just don’t touch them and try to forget about them the moment you receive the bite. It is the only way.

Holly Mattox

girls i have to announce (coming from a kentuckian) it is pronounced tyler chill-ders not child-ers

Eva Swaddipong

the philly venue WAS goated the bouncer looked at our clearly under 21 IDs and gave us 21+ bracelets 🫶🏼 queens fr

Abby

The way julia said 70 foot snake and I didn’t give it a second thought… I was like wow guess that exists damn

Hannah B

I feel like Julia didn’t like cookout that much but you have to be able to feel the nostalgic lore to love it. Like I lost my virginity then went to cookout lmao

Julia

It's terrible but I'm comparing your horrors with my life as a journalist when we go film somewhere for a week and... I feel validated because everyone around me acts like it's normal to sleep 4 hours a night, drive 4 hours one way to film and stand for HOURS for a story and it's simply not

rachel

in case anyone else hasn’t mentioned it, they definitely are NOT taking the teeth out of snakes, not only is that insanely unethical as a concept, it wouldn’t work cause snakes regularly shed their teeth anyway so they’d grow back. i worked with a cobra who was ‘defanged’ in his previous life (he belonged to a drug lord) and it caused blockages in his venom glands that needed to be aspirated multiple times. super upsetting. so vets nowadays would never do that, nor would it work anyway👍🏻 plus it’s not the teeth you need to be worried about with pythons, it’s their constriction lol

Rachel Diazena

i am so late on this episode but i was at the charlotte show and the MAILBOX MOMENTS WERE some of the best i’ve ever heard

Jane L.

These archives are what’s getting me through a CRINGE bout of COVID — ikr, in 2023!!! — :):) patreon dollas well spent 😚😚

Olivia
>>115946648

As an atl girl (I didn’t make it to your show) I’m so sorryyyy I’ve heard of Kenny’s alley before bc it’s just been there a long time but it always seemed sketch to me, underground Atlanta is always kind of iffy. Next time you guys could maybe try 529 in East Atlanta! Been there before for a comedy show and it was v fun and drinks are cheappp

Rachel King

they way y’all are talking about tour is literally to a T the way it feels to be a teacher lmao

Eva Swaddipong

this is my comfort episode when i too, am feeling the pull of the bucket family lifestyle

gill

I only went to by Chloe bc of the aesthetic interior - basically did a photo shoot there my freshman year. And I’m p sure it went bankrupt, but it’s back and now called Beatnic.