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The girlies are back to honor democracy one again, answering your questions and explaining science at an expert level. They talk Vanderpump Rules, the theory of evolution, why no song ever hits as good as it did in high school, and so much more.

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Gabby Tayag

No bc you girlies truly always post right when I need it most

Emma

Banger titles lately

Peter Shelley

restoring faith in the democratic process

Larissa

NEEEDED THIS. I’m in the pits of despair but this will surely help bring me back to sanity

rae

thank you queens

Molly

Julia I’ve been trying for forever to figure out who you remind me of & I finally got it. sherilyn fenn. A huge compliment imo. Love ya girly 🫶

Allyn (uh-lyn)

I cannot wait to listen to this on my bike ride to work tomorrow

Maddie G

obsessed with eliza’s VPR era!!!

Nicole

divine timing, taking a pause from rotting over my breakup to have a giggle break

Celeste

no cause I literally have sent the last two titles to my partner with the message "Another BANGER title" lmao

Dianna Cohen

thank god for this, im in a podcast drought due to michael hobbes' carpal tunnel

alyssa castillo

in 4th grade my teacher had our class raise trout and ducks! we all had a job to take care of the animals (i.e. clean the tank, watch over the eggs in the incubator) it was so beautiful

Kay

"Nothing scares me more than a trench" LITERALLY MEEEEE. I took an oceanography course before and I was freaked out when we learned about the Mariana Trench. I even kinda get scared when I look at it on a map

Makenzie

Obsessed with Julia saying that the question of how oil makes a car run is “something to think about”

Marlee

ok gasoline has certain alcohols which are able to produce a combustion reaction that allows it to run bc of the energy that is released . canola oil can’t do this! hope this helps

Summer

Padlocks- it's not really like piano keys? Every lock has pins and the key just pushes them up a certain depth. In each pin thing it's like a small vertical shaft with a spring and 2 types of pins together like a weight and a length determiner basically. The spring is pushing it down. It's like there is a smaller cylinder that makes the lock and then it is inside a bigger vessel and when the pins go up/in a certain depth it makes it so the inner cylinder can spin(when ur key spins in unlocking or locking). There are 2 pins sitting under the spring in each vertical shaft and when each set of pins goes up a certain depth, it makes it so the two can kind break apart and twist to unlock the door. There are multiple pins per lock and that's the little bumps up and down you see on your key, pushing each pin in a certain depth until they can kinda catch and break apart when the key turns the cylinder. When the two pins aren't at the point where they can twist, it just is like blocking it from moving too. This is convoluted as fuck but my dad knows how to pick locks and taught me how and it is really hard to explain without using my hands to gesture and show how it worksvisually lmao

soph

caterpillars turn completely liquid in the cocoon :// always darkest (most liquid) before the dawn (butterflyification)!

Sarah Hanning

“Was he just like in the bones?” I’mdying laughing

Summer

Gasoline -. Basically it is really good at like burning or blowing up in a somewhat controllable or predictable way.. and conola oil don't really light in fire like that basically like it would just be a shitty form to get energy from. Gas is just the most efficient oil for the type of engine we have and our current capitalist constraints in engineering too. Engines work cus it takes in the gas and basically makes a bunch of controlled mini explosions and these things called pistons go up and down with the mini explosions chain reactions increasing the pressure and it going up and down generates energy for the car to be able to use just from how the pistons are designed yk. And We CAN use other things, but it can either be a shitty oil and won't combust, or it can be too volatile or too likely to blow up so it just fucks ur shit up cus ur type of engine can't handle it. It's why you need to have a little battery to get ur car started before the engine starts up and the gas starts booming(spark plugs :):)). It has to give it that initial spark to get the energy in then the gas just keeps booming along until it either runs out or we turn it off. And then ur alternator turns some of the energy made by the gas to charge ur battery again so everything can keep working cus ur battery does the computer shit it's energy but just processed and wired different I guess. Oil just lubes the whole thing up for preserving some energy by eliminating friction from the pistons going up and down. It does other shit too but that's basically the jist of it. That's what you get an oil change for it's like the engines lube. Bro cars are fucked up we shoudnt have access to this technology 😂

Summer

Sound vs light- sound has to vibrate the air to get to us vs light can just go so much faster and kinda just zip zops around the other atoms and shit. Photons bb. DID YOU KNOW YOU CANT HEAR SOUND IN SPACE! ITS SILENT! CUS THERES NO AIR TO VIBRATE and sound is literally just vibrations at certain sound waves and the air hits our ear drums in a certain way that we can process it. If you pluck a guitar string you can literally see the wave the sound travels across in as a visual example but it's just moving the air weird. Dude light can also be like distorted tho like if you shine a flashlight up from the bottom of the ocean, it can sometimes not even go up it just bounces back like a mirror? INSANE! And gravity too like intense intense gravity can warp and pull the little photons. And light is just weightless and moves thru the particle space so fast and sound has the constraints of the environment it is moving thru. Sound is different underwater right? And there ain't shit for it to move thru in space hence the silence. Jgkdks I took a "physics in the arts" class in college it blew my mf MIND Sorry for spam commenting, I smoked and am like yes I have knowledge ! I can't explain it well but it's in there !

Summer

Cabaret was the one and only Broadway show I have seen ! Also I saw it when Emma Stone was the main women I was like whoa ???? And Alan Cummins was so good as the narrator dude. I was like 15 and it fucked me up!! It's about kinda sex workers but also the Holocaust happens and it shifts to dark toward the end. So tw I guess I just remember the last scene the narrator walks up with a mf star of Davis and Pink triangle on his coat and my little closeted queer 15 y.o self was like 😮

Summer

Catipillars literally turn to goo. Literal goop

Josefina Troncoso

girlies I can’t be the only one that hates sand?? like the entire time when you were talking about building castles or burying people I thought oh that sounds so fun! but then I remembered that I have sensory issues with sand… I’m in a place of autism (not clickbait)

Isø

Vanderpump Rules is the greatest television show ever made, accompanied by Sexy Unique Podcast commentary is simply divine

Brooke Stocco

we NEED Julia to learn about gaylor…… girlie pls educate yourself!!!

ssteph

stemstresses how we doing

ssteph

my elementary school also made leprechaun traps

Court Knee

Eliza! You need to watch Salt Fat Acid Heat on Netflix. The author learns about each element of cooking in the four episodes. It is STONNING. The pesto sequence is top tier cinema.

Hannah

“oh my god this is the slit your wrist music” killlled me

Ellie Galt

JULIA YOU WENT TO BROWN GET IT TOGETHER

Lily

ABOUT GAYLOR:::: Taylor was supposed to come out in 2019 when Lover came out but Karli’s team reportedly shut it down

Emma Lyons

i was also the kid that picked up worms <3

Sam Haimowitz

YESSSS I’m driving my fiancé into work today and this is exactly what I need to accompany my joint on the drive back home ✨

Camryn

i just finished season 2 of VPR! it’s soo good, i am not a reality tv girly but i heard your ep with SUP and she said my life was terrible but theirs was worse. and i am personally in a place of breakup so nothing is hitting quite as hard as VPR. plus Lisa is a MILF i love her

Grace

Y’all gotta watch the Wendy Williams biopic that shit is crazy

Alan

Julia what are your thoughts on Azealia Banks’s “Jewcy Diva” Star of David necklace? Would you wear it?

reilly

first of all julia THANK YOU for the broadway baby representation there truly is nothing like a really great musical

reilly

second of all I’m from the south and did leprechaun traps!

riley

with chickens you don’t want a rooster around bc then the hens will get broody(wanting to sit on and hatch their eggs) which then severely lowers your egg production

tessa whiteley

paused this to go listen to controlla

Anne Margaret

And you did it at my birthday dinner! (Thank u queens for dropping an bonus ep on my bday)

Isabel

BINCHIES I HAVE A 200 PAGE PPT ON GAYLOR LET ME COME ON AND DISCUSS PLS if u are ever curious to go down the rabbit hole

Kenzie

is this a safe place…. I’ve been mixing up Vanderpump rules and Vanderbilt the university

Sam Haimowitz

NOT THE ORB LMFAOOOO all of a sudden y’all are Jason & Grant from Ghost Hunters

Dianna Cohen

justice for people who DO freak out when a lady bug lands on them. butterflies and ladybugs still freak me out idc

Sam Haimowitz

“yeah but I think that they ARE gay.”

Sam Haimowitz

Julia the way you say milk like “melk” is so Connecticut of you LMAO

Camryn

lightning before thunder bc light moves wayyyy faster than sound in general, that’s why if you look where you hear an airplane, the airplane is further ahead. the speed of light is super important in understanding space/astronomy/physics. that’s why i like to joke that if aliens looked at earth, they would just see dinosaurs and be very disappointed when they get closer and closer and see… it’s just us

Rosabelle Mejia

Toni Morrison is THE greatest American writer 🔥✍🏼

Dynasti deGouville

Eliza to answer your question about doctors: all med students have to do core clerkships (OBGYN, psychiatry, pediatrics, surgery, neurology, family med, etc) and then you match into a medical residency program for a specific specialty, do your residency training, and then you're a specialized physician!!

Dynasti deGouville

Also I have an interview for my top choice med school in three weeks so wish me luck 🥲

Emma Ohlig

Go see hadestown I think y’all would really vibe

Krib

ladies i’m watching real housewives of beverly hills for Lisa Vanderpump’s lore and it’s so good would highly recommend

Hannah

I used to make all the neighborhood kids help me hold funerals and make graves for dead animals and yes I was parentified 😀

kerrie

stand with eliza ab gaylor

Hannah

Idk about Karlie’s team, I think it might have had to do with the fact that her masters were stolen right before she was supposed to go do her surprise performance at stonewall. It would make sense if Taylor didn’t want all of the streams when people go back and listen to her old music for gay blues to go to Scooter

kerrie

I have an hour long powerpoint on gaylor evidence even tho I do think she is bisexual would love to be a guest scholar anytime and yeah I do need to listen to my close and personal friend beyoncé again but theres nothing wrong with being a scholar

Lily

WAITTT YOUR MIND!!! I would absolutely look for #GayClues that makes a lot of sense

Sofia Ilic

My mom was walking in the ocean holding her friends infant baby in LA and got stung by a sting ray and didn’t drop the baby the whole time she got out and walked back to the beach blanket and then the ER had to pour boiling water on her foot where she got stung so it would feel benter. My hero

Hannah

Re Gaylor: in 2019 I was working at a magazine and in a very passive stage of my swiftie fandom. I heard whispers going into that summer that she was coming out on another magazine cover but didn’t really care enough to ask follow up questions at the time. Then she did that surprise performance at Stonewall on the 50th anniversary of the riots and, having heard what I heard, I fully expected her to come out and was confused why she was there when she didn’t. It felt so random and I figured the rumor I heard was wrong. Now looking back, that performance happened the SAME DAY IT WAS ANNOUNCED THAT SCOOTER ACQUIRED BIG MACHINE AKA HER MASTERS. I think Taylor may have changed her mind knowing Scooter would profit off any boost in listens to her back catalogue that came off of that announcement. Also, Christian Soriano stitched a TikTok that a Gaylor made about a rainbow dress supposedly made for Taylor for that day where he literally just sipped tea and then he QUICKLY deleted it. Lover era was weird lol

bug

hello PLEASE give us a VPR special when eliza finishes the scandoval season!

bug

Bsnzkdnsb the feeling of sand underneath your fingernails🤢🤢🤢 (also in a place of ‘tism)

Maddie G

me watching oppenheimer: damn it’s crazy weird that you see the explosion before you hear it my roommate: are u being fr rn ……. 🫤

alexis

eliza gaylor truther hiiiiiiiiii

girlypop

okay binchies i need u to watch this insane drama girl show called secrets & sisterhood: the sozahahs!!! its on hulu. literally the most crazy sisters ive ever seen. we need a deep dive….

Jj

Wait please don’t see Chicago on Broadway 🤣 talent is amazing of course but it’s so boring— no costumes or set. Straight vibes. But I heard mulan rouge is great and so over the top

Jaelyn

No but what are u supposed to do if u have a kid and now it’s a toddler and it kills an animal

Jaelyn

What Would You Do if you were at a party and there was this 6 foot sandwich and everybody else was ignoring the sandwich and

Jennifer De Jesus

listening to Ultraviolence while reading Karma for Beginners hit different in that era

Annelise Brooks

You guys being active is making my entire year. Every time an episode comes out. I’m right there. JULIA AND ELIZA I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH.

Amanda R

as a former chicken raiser! think of it like chickens getting their period somewhat daily (instead of monthly for us) and they pass the egg each time (just like humans do w/out birth control), when they have sex w a male chicken it fertilizes (like humans) and then they pass it. their gestation period happens mostly when the egg is out!

Christy Robertson

hey binchettas, this is why the ocean scares the living shit out of me - the bermuda triangle takes down planes and also massive ships because of something called rogue waves ?? where it’s basically an unexpected huge 30 metres wall of water just OUT OF NOWHERE ?? like not caused by a storm just these diabolical individual waves that suck ships and planes down into the ocean :)))) i can’t remember why the bermuda triangle is the area where this happens most, but it’s terrifying that basically nothing can survive them ! respect the ocean she’s scaryyyyy

Dianna Cohen

i am also very afraid of the ocean but the bermuda triangle is only a thing bc of news stories. apparantly ships/planes dont go down there any more often than other parts of the ocean. i was reading about it recently bc i was like "why does no one talk about the bermuda triangle anymore" and it turns out its fake

kihyun

gaylor episode PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

grace

JULIA I LOVEDDDDD MØ!!! her album finding neverland was everything to me in high school to the point where my friends told me they could only think of me if they listened to any of those songs

grace

also very often, i just think about you & nick saying "HOLY FUCKKKK" during the traumageddon shrooms ep & it makes me die every fucking time😭

Emma Tilley

I’m so proud of you for knowing epigenetics (a binchie getting a molecular bio PhD)

SlenderLADY 💅🏽

Omg the renaissance watermelon is 😮 just looked that up, which led me to how corn has changed over time thru human cultivation, and my mind is blown

SlenderLADY 💅🏽

Wait how does it get the PLANES too???? Do planes not fly higher than 30 meters? Im a dumb American and don’t know how tall that is

Indie

ladies, I have to let you know that when I was a teacher, I had to call a parent and tell her to stop putting ground peach pits in her child’s breakfast smoothies, because peach pits contain cyanide, and he was showing signs of cyanide poisoning. These people are dangerous, do your research.

prue

oh my god i forgot about eliza’s xanax whole foods expulsion

Summer

They have air in their suit and then mics/headphones but yeah if they somehow don't die in the vaccum of space and try to yell it won't go anywhere or do anything. Tbh when you get into space it would immediately suck the air out of your lungs tho too so yeah you really can't hear shit

Morgan Rowe

LOVE the gaylor discussion

Josefina Troncoso

sooo true this is why I could never be a gardenstress… the feeling of dirt or s*nd under my fingernails puts me into fight or flight mode

Shannon Burne

Hi binchies. To answer your question about CPR I am a nurse extern on a cardiothoracic ICU floor. Unless otherwise indicated when a patient codes we do immediately start CPR and then we also hook them up to the machine that shocks them. There are only certain heart rhythms that are considered “shockable rhythms” and because of this we typically always do CPR. If you are doing CPR correctly the ribs should be broken because that’s the force needed to propel your blood throughout your body and to perfuse your tissue/organs. It is also standard for us to bring family is to see CPR being performed. Family often don’t understand how violent it is and ask for CPR + life saving measures to be continued despite their loved one being deceased for all intents and purposes. Or even if their loved one does regain a palpable pulse it’s beneficial for them to see the extent we go through to perform life saving measures.

C.C 🐻

Hey queens if you are interested in the whole cooking=chemistry thing I HIGHLY recommend the book Lessons in Chemistry. It’s a fiction book about a girl boss chemist in the 1950s. Such an entertaining read

Josie

I’ve determined that we like caterpillars and ladybugs because they’re bouba and hate centipedes and spiders bc they’re kiki!

Ellen Peters

Med student binchies represent 🫡🫡🫡🫡

Bori Frankus

Another question of how does this happen: records. How the effing heck do they get someone’s singing voice onto a flat circle with divots

Issy

So I had to pause and re listen to dress…if I wasn’t convinced before I am now WOW.

katrina!

Unrelated to this ep but I met a Binchie at the Hozier concert last week and it was so lovely 🫶 binchies everywhere….!

Luteal Swan

Eliza hearing you talk about “seeing” and human perceptions I wanna do mushrooms with you sauurrrr bad

Luteal Swan

All sexy and unique bitches had a Regina Spektor phase!!!!

Kira

i’m sorry have we heard the full xanax whole foods arrest story bc it was glossed over but i would love context ⚠️

rebecky+mariyum

gals pleeeeease stop explaining science 😩

Kara Christensen

At my school on the west coast we made leprechaun traps!

Bella

I was putting my oat milk in the frother and normally, I put cinnamon in it, but since y’all were taking about salt acid fat heat and putting salt in, I was so engrossed and in such a trance like state that I got the salt and sprinkled into my oatmilk. 2 seconds later I realized what I’d done and decided I didn’t want to try salty coffee so down the drain it went

Celeste

On Cocoons - Late instar caterpillars (which just means older closer to metamorphosis) have wings developed already under their skin! In my entomology class we watched a video where they removed one of the wings of the caterpillar before it formed and it allowed them to see inside the cacophony and study the development. I’m pretty sure that was the gist of it but the class was 3 years ago lol

Teagan

astral projecting in whole foods is one of the og eps and is fuxkin hilarious, highly recommend 🫶

Kira

wow def thought i had listened to every ep that’s huge thank you 🫡

LH

When y'all said "We're about to bring you another episode right after this" approx 1 hour and 2 minutes in, I thought the intro had just finished and was excited for an additional 1-2 hours </3

Maddy short

This summer I finally sat down & made myself understand how light works & now I don’t believe in aliens. Had a whole legit existential crisis about how we truly are alone lmao 🤪

Grape Surgeon

listened to this and then had a dream i was talking about vanderpump rules with eliza

Hailey Smith

i LOVVVE when yall talk about vanderpump rules and would love a ranking/ character discussion ep when eliza is done watching 🩷

beep boop

to me, it's so fascinating that the gaylor of it all is even considered to be like a kinda controversial and highly debated thing because to me it's just like.. well of course, she is very clearly queer / bisexual. She makes it so obvious to the point that as Eliza said, many would argue she already has "come out" but that doesn't always mean what straight (or otherwise) ppl assume coming out has to look like. idk maybe this just means I'm full tin foil hat gaylor but I'm like how is this even a questionnn 😭 It just assumes straightness as default like everything else in our culture lol but queer people are everywhere, it isn't rare or surprising. like People Are Gay, Steven

beep boop

this isn't to be condescending to anyone who disagrees btw obviously I just get confused about it because to me it seems so clear!!

Hayley Parham

PLEASE do a gaylor episode and bring on an expert I have 20,000 people I can recommend or I’ll just send in a simplified master doc I just know for a fact I could make julia a gaylor truther in 5 minutes flat this is my special interest and I have no outlet

Katherine Desrochers

"how come you can put gasoline in a car and it runs but you can't put canola oil? How does the car know?" has had me laughing for five minutes

liz

when i was in 2nd grade i was allowed to walk to school by myself (it was just a few blocks away) and i’d always be late to class whenever it had rained bc i’d be saving every single worm on the sidewalk. my teacher luckily was very sweet and would just let my mom know but wouldnt mark me tardy

Hannah Ward

need a gaylor episode so bad

Morgan Brockman

please give us a gaylor episode 💔💔💔💔

Josie

I am the 1% that actually does hate all bugs, even “cute bugs” like lady bugs. They all are too small and too fast and they invade personal space too much like there’s no reason to land on me. I think butterflies are pretty but I would not willingly have one land on me

Viviana

shoutout to controlla

Vanessa Thomas

Raw milk has been a consistent topic of thought for me for like a year now. So ballerina farm does drink raw milk, and so does her whole family bc they get it from their cow. She has shown videos of her kids putting like cinnamon and honey in a jar, and filling the jar up with warm fresh milk and drinking it like that. Also, raw milk contains all of the fat (cream), which can be used to make butter or whipped cream and stuff. From anecdotal evidence, it seems like the quality of the farm where the cow lives is major importance for the safety of raw milk. If the cow is clean, has no sickness or infections, isn’t standing/sleeping/eating sorrounded by it’s own shit all day, it’s more than likely that you won’t get any type of sickness from the raw milk. HOWEVER, I would literally never ever drink raw milk that was like mass produced and sold in stores because we already know that the quality, health, and cleanliness of cows on big farms like that are really really bad. I’m so happy I could share this very very niche info 🐮🥛

Aarya Ghonasgi

Binchy in med school here! Literally just got back from looking at cadavers for lab lol. For me at least the first 2 years of med school is preclinical, where we learn basically about all the organ systems and biochem and body stuff (rn we are grinding in anatomy class learning literally every thing in the body). The last 2 years are the rotations, then you apply to residency and do that after med school in whatever specialty you like, and then you can do a fellowship after to become even more specialized ! So it’s 4 years undergrad, 4 years med school, and minimum 3 years for residency but it can def be more depending on what you do! I’m thinking of psychiatry or pediatrics (:

Milena

Please see Hadestown the music is so fun and beautiful it changed my life

Milena

This is coming from a drama major who truly will have fun at any musical

Emma Hobbs

caterpillars turn into goo (like completely) in the cocoon then they basically reform into a butterfly !!

Jacqueline

WATCH SELLING OCCCCC

Dianna Cohen

i was up until 3am last night because there was a FLY in my room and i couldnt sleep soundly until i was 100% sure it was out. everyone i was texting was like girl its a fly and i was like i am SHAKING truly terrified of bugs

Ellen Peters

Luckily in the uk you can go straight from high school so i will be dr in july at the age of 24 lol

Ellen Peters

However you don't specialise straight away like in the US you're basically service provision for 2+ years lol as everyone has to do foundation programme where u rotate around different jobs but at least ur paid (although we are striking soooo lol)

Sarah

My boyfriend is a major car guy and here I am having the same questions as you about oil and gas. He talks and it is like he is speaking another language. I bought a used car from a friend that is technically supposed to take premium gas but she said the dealer told her regular was fine you just have to stick to it once you decide what to use. Made sense to me because why are there different gas types if they’re not actually different. I told my BF at one point that the car was struggling to drive in the mountains and he was like you need to use premium gas. I told him why I couldn’t and he said that was untrue, the different gas is just different weights so if you mix them they’ll just be medium weight for awhile?!? I tried it (against my will because have we seen gas prices over the past few years?) and it really did make a huge difference in how my car drove. I tried asking him why and all I remember is something to do with the temperature that the gas heats up to make the engine do engine things. Blew my mind - but not enough to actually retain the info

Katie Kuo

Love that the binches are talking about gaylor

Jaquelin Lopez

I work as a barista and I don't drink milk bc it makes my tummy hurt so started calling my coworkers "udder suckers"

Bella Romero

you guys trying to explain science is SO fucking funny to me. my science brain partner is shaking rn

Bella Romero

“you wouldn’t hear the sun explode bc there is no sound in space” my science brain partner

baby.yogurt

the only reason that I remember that mitosis is the process of cell division is because it was a running joke throughout the first season of Sabrina the Teenage Witch <3

Emma

“I respect math” 🫡

trishy

in kindergarten we made ginger bread man traps JDJSJX

amelia c

i need you guys to recognize that arianna from vanderpump rules is on dancing with the stars? and she did a contemporary routine about the scandal? and the worst part is she’s really good?

Lily Ana Verna

re: the bugs, I know this is an extremeeeely hot take but I'm more creeped out by ladybugs than spiders, bc when I was in like 4th grade my house had a ladybug infestation and there were hundreds scurrying around and it truly scarred me for life, but the spiders I see are never big or poisonous so I'm not too threatened by them

Kate Savage

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amanda sladen

Ik this episode was from last year but no one I know watched VPR and I NEEED to tell someone but yesterday I met Jax at a brunch i paid $50 for and danced with him and it was so fun