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The 2023 Lowbrow Roundup (Patreon)

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2023-12-13 15:14:19
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The girlies hop on the mic for the last time this year to recap a timeline of the memes, celebrity relationships, and silly internet shit that captured our attention in 2023. Digressions include a failed STD test and He Need A One Dance.

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Julia

needed this rn <3

Tori D

YESSSSSS BEEN WAITING

peach

opened my phone like when are they dropping this damn pod ep i need it.... manifested

Klaudiusz

I needed this so much. The week started literally two days ago, but it’s feels like 40 days and 40 nights in the desert

Campbell Coker

thank god Eliza wasn’t arrested so we could have this

freya

talking about the silliest things that got ur attention and failing to give basically any attention to palestine.

Kay

Omg

Delaney Gustavson

john wilkes booth should make the boy draft 🫡

Mélissa Khb

Best news of the day to clean my apartment to

Caroline MacRae

So glad Julia gave affirmation to high-verbal Iow quant GRE girlies!!!! I got a 151 in quant (33rd percentile lmaoooo) but 170 and 5.5 in the other sections. I was worried that it would sink my chances, and was reconsidering spending another 1/6th of my monthly salary on another test before submissions Friday. I decided not to, but I still had high anxiety about it. Thanks so much for assuaging my fears!!

Abbey W

the origins of “high brow/low brow” are rooted in racist pseudoscience so maybe we don’t use those terms? i feel like this has been brought to your attention in patreon comments before.

anni

holding my breath on the bus so i don’t cackle over one dance

Tori D

i have ALSO had a hookup drake experience 😭😭 so glad i’m not alone

Rachel

The exvangelical girlies will know about being forced to listen to men play acoustic guitars

kerrie

ok so what im learning is all beautiful women have a history of at least one accutane course

kerrie
>>124437833

are u aware that it turns our bones GREEN I have done 2 courses so my bones are like lime fucking green

Ava

NEED an episode about acutaine/acne!! experiences with it, cultural weight of acne, maybe even a little dive into the glossier gal clean girl skin of it all

Juliet Deane

scandoval broke in march!!!!!!

Alison

My bf drives snowcats for his job (grooming the ski hill) and I’m plagued by the possibility of getting ran over or someone getting ran over. Them things are big and scary! He probably should have googled how to use one!

Ashley Stafford

worst and only song a man has played for me is she talks to angels 😭

Caroline MacRae

Also, historical hotties: Rupert Brooke and Coretta Scott King (also amazing style) and Vladimir Nabokov’s son Dmitri when he was young. Also hate to say it, but Imelda Marcos, Stalin, and Tatiana Romanov and her cousin Michael Feodorovich of the Russian Imperial family were also hot

amelia c

please tell me you guys know about arianna maddox almost winning dancing with the stars? and now she’s going to be in chicago?

Franki

idk my birthday was in march so pretty pivotal 🤷🏻‍♀️

Erin Healey

put some respect on Tony nominee and Oscar Winner Ariana DeBose’ name !

Luteal Swan

The discourse of men playing acoustic guitar at you reminded me of this dude who played me a song he wrote about his goldfish, after we hooked up he made me a sweet potato w ketchup on it, then he ghosted me. Many months later I ended up matching with his ex gf on tinder. (She knows I hooked up w him and we def bonded talking shit about him) her and I are still friends to this day! She’s also a binchie💖Idk what happened to him, probably not much, he was weird

gill

When I think of Drake - I remember when I was in the psych ward and the news was discussing the “in my feelings” trend - and I thought it was a psych ward-induced hallucination

Madison

Albert Camus is my #1 historical boy draft pick 🙏🤞but pls don’t look at the first pic on google, you need to scroll through those images

MK

I would have love Caroline Calloway in the pod omg

Allyn (uh-lyn)

JULIA was accutane worth it - 26 year old with moderate acne

Shaina Adler

Eliza dying at 14:15 when you say “I get so bored I’ll do anything” like you really manifested that court hearing for yourself queen

Rosalind Foppe

GIAN LORENZO BERNINI. Basically he’s Timothee chalamet if he was a baroque architect. Look him up he looks like he would eat a cigarettte

Sam
>>124446070

I’m 23 and on it and honestly yes it’s the only thing that has been working for me

chessie

bringing it back to a place of submersible I have to say controlling it with an Xbox controller is truly one of the least wild things about that whole situation. Using game controllers is actually common in submersibles / ROVs lol. We have an ROV at my work and we pilot it with a game controller lol

Sedona Steffens
>>124434696

it’s a light hearted, pop culture, meme re-cap, they don’t have to acknowledge the war that’s happening. They have already talking about it on an episode before. and it’s not like like they were talking about other catastrophic world events and left out palestine. they didn’t talk about any real world events

annabelle allen

scammer actually rocked i fear… i did read it

freya
>>124434696

did a whole episode on ukraine. also ur doing the podcast a disservice by describing it like that they discuss several serious matters. it’s just sad to see titles like dying to talk about this and descriptions saying the silliest things that caught our attention. the irony is upsetting.

baby.yogurt

for anyone who may be interested there is a podcast called Respect the Dead who did a whole episode on the submersible fiasco it is very detailed and very interesting I highly recommend

kerrie
>>124446070

personally for me also yes it was the only thing that ever helped my skin I did a course when I was 18 and another one when I was 21 (I got a hormonal IUD that caused a cystic acne resurgence) but have been clear since then I even got BANGS and didn’t break out

baby.yogurt

also feels pertinent to mention that miss ballinger's ukelele video was explicitly not an apology--she says in the video "you probably want me to apologize, but I'm not going to take that route".......if anything it was a response video bc she straight up refused to apologize at all

Leslie
>>124437833

lol i looked it up and that’s totally false, but ty for giving me a shock and a chuckle 😂😂😂

Sarah Simpfendorfer

I am SHOCKED that Ariana DeBose at the BAFTAs was in February… in my mind that happened at the same time as the submersible

alex

2023 is my second year of having no social media. Me trying to understand Livvy rizzing up Baby Gronk: 🤔🤨

kerrie
>>124437833

ok yes it appears it is a myth i genuinely believed for so long sorry for the misinformation queen apparently its more (still rarely) related with antibiotic acne meds

baby.yogurt

wait the boston cop getting flung down the slide thing was sooo devastatingly funny, the way he was banging and clanging on the way down and came out backwards..... apparently he had to get looked at by some emts afterwards and on top of that apparently there is somewhat of a history of adults going down that slide and getting hurt idk why but literally the whole situation is too goofy and funny

anni

tabi thief representation !!! I just wrote an essay on this for finals lmao

sophie jensen

i saw U2 at the sphere so please ask me any sphere-related questions you may have 😌

sophie jensen

also as an oyster fan… you shouldn’t be having more than 3 lolll so 48 is heinous

marisa

Re: Colleen Ballanger, Phillip de Franco had a video about this and he made the point that turning the apology into a song made it so people couldn’t put it into videos because it would be copyright / she could take down the people’s videos. Calculated 😖

prue

adding the “greedy drake be like: i need a two dance” tweet

anni
>>124434696

i think after all of the really articulately given constructive feedback they’ve had on this and the fact that we r witnessing a literal genocide in real time, it’s more than fair to expect more from a podcast that has dedicated much of their time to addressing other issues

kemunto matini

I just re-listened to the episode on ukraine and y’all call out the wests hypocrisy re. showing concern for ukraine while ignoring ongoing conflicts in the middle east, multiple times (as you should) but now you’re out here doing the same thing?? It’s not to late to have a palestinian academic or activist on the pod to have a discussion like you did with gav on that episode. Personally, I cancelled my patreon subscription and unfollowed on spotify today, I can no longer monetarily support “leftist feminists” who refuse to use their largest platform (ie. not a 5 min statement on an unrelated and paywalled episode) to at the very least acknowledge an ongoing genocide.

Jess Mirls

My father also did the nitrous during my older brothers birth. He recently owned up to it but mother Stacey already knew. He was shocked

Celia Doherty

phineas gage (the one who was impaled in the head with a massive iron rod and LIVED) is fine asf

Meredith Floyd

julia launching into “wE wIlL rEmEmBeR yOuUuU” really made me cackle omg

mjjjjjj

I was in Boston a few months ago and “Boston cop slide” is a landmark on Apple Maps

E

I've been safe from tolerating guitar boys since I lived next to a college house at age 11 and my mom would always roast the guys we could hear playing guitar at parties...best lesson she could have taught me

sin ai

🚨Grimace is a taste bud🚨

sin ai

Found out Grimace is a taste bud? 🚨

basil water

prince Harry has clearly been on Phish lot

Emily

Just learning now the Caroline Calloway asked to be on the pod? Incredible

Julia

Love the ep but I have a hot take : I don’t like when u guys bash ur old episodes i feel like there’s something special about the originals and I hope you boots don’t forget ur roots (sent in invisible ink)

avvsies

My 10 week old son LIGHTS TF UP when he hears the intro jingle

Leslie Estrada

A hey mamas lesbian played me living room by tegan and Sara at a party and I consider it my 9/11…changed me forever

Josefina Troncoso
>>124446070

I took it when I was 16-17 and the only side effect I had was my life changing for the better!!!!!! I don’t know the science but apparently it can cause depression or suicidal thoughts - idk if I was too depressed to tell any changes but it really didn’t do anything like that to me. I didn’t experience particularly bad dryness either

Josefina Troncoso
>>124436367

I don’t use those terms bc I find them kind of classist but I had no idea they were rooted in racist pseudoscience!! thank you for flagging that up, I’ll go read about it now! whyyyy is the world always in a place of eugenics 🫠

Juliette Castro

I've listened to some of the podcast eps Caroline Calloway has asked to be on & a lot of them are straight interview questions from the hosts, not a ton about Scammer itself but her whole reputation!! She is obviously there to promote herself & will do so but I really think y'all would could make suchhhhh an interesting ep w her as a guest

Meri

can someone please explain the guy who was stealing tabbies?? was he stealing their cats 😭

Stella Bowden

GIRLIES!! after listening to the jan episode where you deleted all socials, i slowly followed suit. i fully deleted my insta & twitter accounts and haven’t looked at tiktok in months. in conclusion? i don’t understand a lot of references & i have an addiction to pinterest instead. i haven’t lessened my screen time by much or read more. so do with that what you all will

isbly
>>124480061

haha they are tabi shoes! they cost hundreds of dollars which is prob why someone stole them

Bren

omg I took AP World History we literally had photos of young Stalin pinned up on the white board year round and whoever had the highest test score each unit could claim “Hot Stalin”

Bren
>>124483481

Like for real this was approved and encouraged by my history teacher lmao

Lucie Ramsey

I heard it as “let Taylor bejuuled”

jeen

fun fact: the taylor swift and joe alwyn breakup news literally broke on my birthday so naturally my mom and my sister and i (all loyal swiftians) deliberated about it in the car on the way to dinner much to my dad’s chagrin

Ally Chozik

the first thing i thought of as my answer to the question about what you’d show aliens was very quick and it was: dear evan hansen the musical

Haleigh

Ethan Slater was getting his divorce in my small college town, he came to one of our local cafes with his son all the time😭 everyone was too scared to say anything to him

Shannon

You guys NEED to watch The Garden on HBO and talk about it cause it’s literally reality TV for a cult (??) and it’s fascinating

gill

Re: the shade about low testing scores… when getting tested for adhd I took the WAIS-IV test, and scored average/high average in all categories but low average (23 percentile rank!!) in working memory

the slaytrix

Scammer is so good!! Omg why didn’t you have queen Calloway on the pod!!!

Kaley Alness

STOP I WAS REJECTED FROM STD TESTING TOO 😭😭😭

KE

I still don’t know who Caroline Calloway is

DrGloNYC

Julia, im a clinical psychologist who supervises doctoral students in NYC thru my former program. When you mentioned the Rorschach, I thought maybe you’re attending and maybe I’ll end up assigned as your clinical supervisor one day …!? Ha that would be funny. I’ve been following you guys since the beginning and I’m in my late 50s! Love you both and have recommended you to more than a handful of my college student clients as well over the years. Idk if you can DM me but I loved the Rorschach and all the projective tests as well as the people that were faculty there (some of whom still are ). But reach out if you’d like! (I’m not mentioning schools to protect privacy. In any case , keep it up binchies! I’ve learned so much from you both and appreciate all your humor, hi and low brow, intellect and wisdom. ❤️

Kamrin Baker

Eliza saying "sometimes I'm so bored I'll just do anything" and we all just watched her fly to Missouri traffic court for fun

Sam Haimowitz

the ink blot commentary immediately made me think of the Daria finale 🥹 anyone else

Alyssa Quigley

I went to the sphere and they charged $45 for a MOJITO at their snack shack …. There were no prices on the menu I was so stunned I just told them to put it back

✨
>>124509569

There's so much gorgeous lore waiting for you, I'm so jealous

baby.yogurt
>>124505415

I think it's spelled "tabi" and I thought it was pronounced like "tah-bee" but yeah it's a popular shoe

Lucy L

for the whole time i was binge watching vanderpump rules i was having nightmares that i was having VPR-esque fights with everyone in my life something about those people invades your psyche

Celeste

Ariana Grande paid out her ex on the condition he's literally never allowed to comment, write, or basically ever speak of her and their relationship forever ... he knows too much lol

Sivan

I’ve been reading the comments from people criticizing Eliza and Julia for not speaking out about Israel/Palestine and I just want to add a perspective- I am Jewish, I am very proud to be Jewish, I have family and loved ones in Israel- I am pro Palestine and actively against what Israel is doing and it has put me at odds with my family in a devastating and heart shattering way. I find it difficult and complex to post on my instagram because my family will start arguments with me so I can’t imagine having a public platform with thousands of listeners. Not saying this has been their experience but I do think it’s a valid perspective to think about….anyway that’s it thank u war fucking sucks

molly

this whole time i thought baby gronk was baby groot

avvsies

📣 The patreon comment section isn’t an airport; you don’t need to announce your departure

Bella Romero

personally i believe malcolm z is really hot…🫣

Bryn Jennings

I actually woke up this morning thinking "hmmn Rorschach tests... Do they still use them? Are they scientific?" (Prob because I was watching the Eileen trailer the other day) And well, now I know!!! Can always count on you Binchies for the important facts 😘🙏

Bella Romero

i’ve had multiple men freestyle rap for me or straight up just rapped their own music for me. i’m a lesbian now🤣

Theresa Watson

wait guys i may have the only actually have a good experience of a man playing guitar for me !! he had trained in playing CLASSICAL acoustic guitar his whole life and was shirtless on my bed playing some insane fucking jazz solo to charm me and ofc i fell to the bait… anyways i guess all men must think they sound like this special creature when in fact they do not. i never saw him again after this but i will never forget….

Julia Domagalska

re: hot historical boy draft candidates may i suggest a soviet futurist poet extraordinaire vladimir mayakovsky….. he was apparently crazy tall too and bitches in moscow were foaming at the mouth for him

slizzarddd

Julia your pinky doll voice is sooo good …….

holly

also i’m heartbroken bc i just unironically finished a court of thorns and roses today but its ok. looking forward to your critiques

alexandria

so I've been off tiktok for over a year now and I downloaded again a few months ago when my mom was having surgery so I could pass the time in the waiting room and the first thing that came up AND KEPT COMING UP was 48 oyster girl. such an interesting way to come back to the app

Ashley Viljoen
>>124480061

omg I totally thought it was cats haha I was thinking 'how are these people so chill about their pets being stolen??? How many cats does he now have???'

Kirsten Drehobl
>>124480534

The deleting socials to being addicted to pipeline Pinterest is SO real, thank you for speaking up

Hannah
>>124541935

these are the comments they say they consistently read, if people want to explain why they no longer want to financially support the pod this is one of the only places to do so…

Tilda
>>124446070

25 and on low dose accutane … the boost in confidence is so worth it. U can take a lower dose over a longer period and it still works great… clear skin for me has also halved my morning routine and now I just do basic tinted spf. It makes life easier in a lot of ways tbh

Tilda

Fantastic episode ladies

Hannah
>>124541935

When you unsubscribe on Patreon you’re given the option to say why and that goes to the creator. I don’t know what kinds of tools Patreon offers creators but I’d be surprised if it didn’t at least have a Google survey type functionality that puts the reasons for people unsubscribing in one place

Maddie G

Moved in with two Chronically Offline girlies and have since had the joy of introducing them to the delights of the internet. Showing them the Boston cop slide made me almost pee my lil pants!!!

Amran Abdulkadir

im a new godly wife hehe and I love the way you say my name eliza …amran abdulkaaaadeeeer like YAS

Meredith Collins

for more Jeremy Renner App lore, podcasters Caroline Goldfarb and Sarah Ramos did a short podcast called “The Renner Files” in 2020….it’s WILD

Coco
>>124509569

Ok I still have no clue either but read her Wikipedia and she was born in my hometown ?! If anyone has more resources to get into her lore pls drop them lol the wiki was weak

Kara Christensen

LOVE the drew gooden YouTube mention, the Jeremy renner app video is one of my faves

Kennedy

the drake story made me have a flashback to when a boy sang “no new friends” to me as a way to confess his love 😭 i was so gagged but looking back it was so CORNYY

Jacky Heredia

shi I would too if I was Ariana’s ex fiancée, don’t leave me for no SpongeBob tf

Eva Bijlsma

Cackling on public transport over “you’re not in trouble boots “

Sandy

I died at the milf island comment. Lololo. Poor aliens.

Savanna

Hi sorryyyyy I need help finding a specific episode!! Does anyone remember the one where Eliza was talking about Max using Better Help but his therapist would only use sports metaphors? I cannot remember for my life which ep this was, that was a very brief part of it and I’m worried I’m being Mandela effected😭 someone pls help

Skye Taylor
>>124677476

you're not crazy i remember this so much but i can't remember the episode 😭

Alissa

pour one out for this ep coming out before gay sex in the senate hearing room 🫡🫡🫡

Ragan Sawyer

Hello Julia from a norwalk girl thx I ordered the bourbon chocolate pie for Christmas from Michele’s

payt

CAROLINE CALLOWAY??! On the POD??! would have been the absolute greatest day for annoying bitches (me)

Holly Mattox

hey girlies just came from linsing on spotify to say you actually don’t get paid at all to perform at the super bowl

SlenderLADY 💅🏽
>>124537154

They also did address it super early on and spoke out against the bombings but said they didn’t feel it was appropriate for them to go into a deep dive or keep providing information on it as that’s not their area of expertise. I do think it would be nice for them to still acknowledge the psychological toll living thru these times has on people, but for the same reason I wouldn’t have wanted a deep dive into the differences between mRNA and viral COVID vaccines, I’m not looking to Binchtopia for more information on what’s happening in Gaza. Plus Eliza has been especially vocal on her personal social media, and as someone else said this could be a sensitive topic for Julia to speak on and it’s not our place to assume and judge. Just my two cents!

Niamh

Please release the boy draft rules / instructions

Monica Parks

Can someone PLEASE explain to me the phenomenon of the YouTube voice? Just that one clip in the part about Baby Gronk made me ragey.

Jean Gardiner

In Australia gronk is slang for dickhead

Ashlee Cruz

might be late to the game but Che Guevara was SEXYYYYYYYYY like i am probably hated by my boyfriend's Cuban friends and family because we all got really high on DMT and i start googling "che guevara hot" and forcing everyone to see his vintage thirst traps. happy holidays y'all :*

Ella Cobbs

For the Dec mediasode can you guys give a shortlist of your year favorites for books in particular. Need to get a list going.

Valeria Chavez

I wish I could attach a pic but I saw on LinkedIn (💀) that Jeremy Renner went back to the hospital he went to after his accident and took pictures with the staff???

Julianna
>>125131353

I live in cuba and there’s hot pics of him everywhere. You’re late to the game but you’re still welcome. Lol