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The girlies open up the mailbox and dedicate an entire episode to your hilarious moments. We’re with you through the hard times (salmonella Tinder date) and the good times (dislodging pasta from beneath your fingertip by cooking it soft). Thanks for another year of being our listeners. Digressions include predictions for who will be woman’d in 2024 and our made-up idioms.

Comments

Madelyn Schur

I’ve been waiting for this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️

mari !

praise jesus

Grace

ladies u have impeccable timing (I was bored 🥱) (but now i’m linsing 🤔👂🫡)

Grace

my idiom is “there’s always a gas station and there’s always a corndog”

Kara

omg no we must keep madam roan safe we cannot let her be woman’d

Jay Ess

“you can’t eat a cake that’s not baked” will be plastered on my bedroom wall somewhere and THAT will be my motivation to start going to the gym because i can’t expect to be snatched if i don’t put in the work!!! (work = working out, but also includes doing the emotional and physical labor of selling myself out to older rich men)

Jay Ess

oh the next phrase was literally about going to the gym damn i really need to finish listening before commenting

Mia

Can you guys do an ep on the resurgence of catholicism/catholic imagery?? Every new “it” girl is posting rosaries and being the new joan of arc with a martyr complex— lowkey thought this episode was that ._.

Amber Ramos

STOP the fact that i thought of chappell roan getting woman’d right before eliza went and said it😭

Marlee

PLEASE POST THE CAT PICS

Grace

The confirmation story reminded me that at my first communion I did NOT eat the body of Christ because it was gross and instead spit it out when I got back to the pew

avvsies

Me and my two month old are listening 👂 he’s been a binchie since he resided in my womb 🎧

Madeline Mauk

love to be adding inta gram to my vocabulary!! i needed a new inside joke with myself

Alice Zhang

i was crying laughing at julia’s accents and those questions 😭

Olivia Rose

"No sperm out of my balls" like it's a win win situation, full of benefits, low risk etc etc.

Emma P

idk why but I feel like you guys would enjoy that i went for a christmas dinner at a dairy farm and there was an 8 year old boy with an earring there named orlando, and he showed me his hamster named chevrolet :)

Bailey

Binchies! Do you have a P.O. Box?? I would loooove to send a wedding invitation to you!!

Virginia Nault

need y’all to start getting the binchies to consent to the pictures being shared i am a visual learner

Kelsie lh

Queens if you read ACOTAR you MUST read the second one as well. ONE BED TROPE!!

Sabrina Satterthwaite

I will be putting one by the book is two for the crook on my gravestone

Kendall Elizabeth Halliburton

“A knocker is a knocker is a knocker” mbasically all titties are perfect and beautiful as they are That’s my idiom

Bella Trezza

i also was the corpse bride at a primarily princess costume party as a child!!! i rlly committed and walked through the gutter to really get that ✨corpse✨ vibe

Charlie

the raw chicken moment actually traumatised me

Isø

I would not have survived the spaghetti nail situation

ro 🤸‍♀️

no bc “the rise and fall of a midwest princess” is MY album of the year. chappell supremacy

Maya Matlack

The thing about raw chicken too…. You just… cook it longer (?!) the maliciousness of it all

Luisa Giancristofaro

ice spice already gets sooo much shit from the male rap/hip hop community tho 😭

Court Knee

Ok but we need to talk about Armie Hammer’s deeply uncomfortable return to instagram. He posted three things on his story that absolutely gagged me. Did anybody see ??

Luteal Swan

NOT ALL PIGEONS ARE DOVES 🕊️ the way I physically nodded when I heard that like period…..

Georgianna Port

THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY HAMSTER TRAUMA BINCHIES

Madison

real! people are NOT recognizing lizzy mcalpine’s stardom nearly enough!

Luteal Swan

Also our after graduation thing was called sober grad and you HAD to go. I literally think there was some penalty if you didn’t. So yeah they locked us in the gym till 5am lol. They breathalyzed ofc but my friend and I ate edibles and a bunch of other people did molly which definitely was fake because they started freaking out like tweaking lol. The only way I could stand being there was being high af bc I hated high school and couldn’t wait to get away from my class lol. Didn’t go to the reunion either. I definitely understand the premise, they’re trying to stop ppl drinking and driving but it’s like… kids will just do drugs instead haha

Adeline Thomason

Listening to this to drown out the Fox News blaring as I WFH at my grandpa’s house.. thank you queens

cyansims

this ep is the best bday present ever thank u parasocial mothers

Marsss

Wait someone kidnapped my dog out of our front yard and thought she was lost even tho her tag had our address on it…

ainsley

Omg another binchie named Ainsley….where are u

Laila Odeh

Love you guys and love the pod but I’m a Palestinian binchie and hurt by the silence about the genocide in Gaza. It feels weird to completely ignore the situation, I really hope to hear an episode or even just some discourse on this soon 🩷

Rachel

We were patted down on the way into prom 🥲

Anna Krull

you have been missing rhiannon ellis !!! every time i mourn the loss of her name 💔💔

Anna Krull

dr krul my long lost relative…. ?

Anna Hubbard

my favorite idiom is “they’re selling squirrel meat at the hotdog stand.” i use it in situations where i’m disappointed even though my expectations weren’t high to begin. for example, if you go to goodwill and the racks are filled with shein, they’re selling squirrel meat at the hotdog stand. get served skunk beer at a shitty dive bar? you’ve just been sold squirrel meat at the hotdog stand

milly stephenson

JULIA WE HAD PROJECT PROM LIKE THE SAME THING AS PROJECT GRADUATION BUT AFTER PROM

gill

Can y’all pleaseeee book a cameo from George santos

gill

As a child I did have a piece of my bamboo placement stab me in between my fingernail, very painful, but luckily it was long enough that I could pull it out

Remy

hey squad I’m suffering from a uti rn do u guys know what Julia’s solution med is called

marya

i know this isn’t the direction the hamster story went but as soon as u read the part about both hamsters dying between christmas and valentine’s day i remembered something i learned recently that any prospective hamster owners need to know… some species of hamsters actually hibernate during the winter and will appear to be dead as their breathing slows and their bodies become stiff. lots of people don’t know this and end up throwing out their hibernating hamsters thinking they are dead…

Madison

d mannose! but it’s more preventative and u have to take it consistently not just when u have symptoms i fear. i hope the suffering ends soon!

Tori D

i’m CACKLING this whole episode

Ashlee Cruz

pls pls pls pls post the photos of the cat

Meredith Floyd

wait i’m cacklingggg i think we should get rid of “no skin off my back” and replace it with this

Meredith Floyd

the way i will be saying “don’t dox your penpal” over and over in my head when i feel myself start to overshare !!!!! shoutout to max for that one

Gretta Pesesky

Please I thought I knew what getting womaned meant but I may need someone to explain 😭

Luteal Swan

IDIOMS My mom: “his eyes were as hard as steel” says it’s about a “mean guy” My boyfriend “he really cooked the rice with that one” Mine is “eating the poodles noodles” (derogatory) also gaslighting myself that I didn’t make that up

Shayna

"But I think that that horse went to the glue factory a long time ago" more gruesome version of that ship has sailed, my friend was shocked when I texted them this ❤️

Natalie Topalian

First of all I love this epi Second of all - binchies pls help me. I’d love to gift a binchtopia sweet angel baby membership to a friend for Christmas. Why can’t I figure out how to buy a membership without upgrading or canceling my own? Do I have to log out of my account and create one for my friend w their email addy?

Kathryn

Apologies for your trauma queen but thank you for enlightening me on the rodent alarm! Sincerely, a binchy with a mouse in her house

allison ekrot

me when i listen to this entire episode and then immediately restart it 😭

Jules

when you’re a woman and also a public figure, people will grow to like you a lot and then eventually public opinion will turn suddenly

M

Love this! I was laughing to hard at the gym. I have a story about how Ted Cruz sat down next to me while I was waiting for my sushi and took pic with him 😂 I should have wrote in with that story.

natalie ⋆。°✩

the pasta in the finger one made me so uncomfortable jfc

Amal Tamari

Okay it’s come to the point that I’m gonna cancel my membership to this Patreon. I come to this podcast for funny and critical political leftist views and the silence on Palestine at the height of this crisis is pretty wild. Other comedy podcasts I love that are far less political than this one have made great statements standing with the people of Palestine. But don’t get me wrong, I am not only holding you all responsible bc this is a political podcast, but because this is a standard I am holding to all of the media I am consuming right now, especially media I am giving direct money to. Maybe one day I will re subscribe, but until you have an episode talking to anti-Zionists and Palestinians, I cannot continue my Patreon subscription. Sincerely, A former Palestinian listener

freya

i mean ik this isn’t exactly how this works but i feel like ice spice gives too little of a fuck to get womaned

audrey

PLEASE crying at the aoc tummy ache story i used to work at merriweather too!!!

madeline

PLEASE SHARE THE CAT MUGSHOT

Sloane Montesi

IDIOMS “not my vultures not my carcass”: my friend and i are high school teachers and when we hear a bunch of screeching or screaming out in the hallway/anywhere not in our classrooms we say this. kinda like monkeys and circus but a more more apt analogy to the children’s behavior lol

anna?

thank you for asking queen! I thought I was sooo dumb for not knowing lol

abby reddy

aw discovered y’all in 2023 and i appreciate you v much you’ve made my year so much more enjoyable

Stina Olsson

I FUCKING LOVE the russian accent

Chloe Starr

classic idiom from uproar by lil wayne that i often ponder: "if you ain't got a lighter, what the fuck you smoking for?" ... we must consider

KE

doyouhave BOYFRIEND.

Lauren

Merriweather post pavilion represent!

Ev

Side note can you guys add a tag for reddit episodes i’ve been trying to find this one ep of reddit stories for this one story (the one where the girl makes rules for sexing her ex including for him not to say “I’m gonna cum.. or am i”)

MalinKTeegan

waittt, am i going crazy or is McKenna Chamberlain missing from the Godly Wifeeeess??

Kat

Literally incomprehensible to me that y’all continue to deliberately ignore the genocide happening in Palestine on the pod. Makes me want to not listen to my favorite podcast anymore 💔

kate burns

I HAD THE SAME HUNGER GAMES REVELATION THANKS TO ELIZA

Olivia Brown

They spoke about it! Also not their responsibility to speak on issues on every episode

Kat

They gave an extremely milk toast non-statement over a month ago for a few seconds. Never said they need to speak on issues on every episode. But a supposed left-leaning, anti-capitalist, social justice podcast not commenting on a literal ongoing genocide funded by our tax dollars, when they’ve given entire episodes on current political events in the past like the Russia/Ukraine war and the overturning I’ve Roe v Wade, is extremely disappointing. My personal values and beliefs compel me to speak on issues of injustice, and I believe the bigger the platform you have the greater the responsibility you have, a sentiment they have also expressed. Those are my values and I’ll continue to speak on them, if you don’t align that’s fine you can just keep it pushing.

Kat

I can’t understand their silence either. Sending you lots of love and solidarity ❤️💚🖤

alex

This would be so interesting to trace over time! There’s a ton of discussion on this in Patti Smith’s “Just Kids.”

Chloe Blodgett

My highschool breathalyzed us too before prom! So me and all my friends got really high before prom. Which really was not that fun, like we were Slumped and probably socially anxious. But one of my friends got so absurdly high that he didn't pass the breathalyzer. I've had never seen that before. Didn't even realize it was possible. Man's ate a bunch of edibles and couldn't go to fucking prom and had to hang out in the parking lot for a while. Some of his friends stayed with them and just like smoked cigars. Also... cigars?? Why was I also smoking cigars in highshool. Midwestern highschoolers really be so bored we'll get into just about anything.

Chris P

It’s honestly heart breaking because this has been my favorite podcast for yearssss… I never expected yall to be so complicit in genocide. Even if you don’t feel like the best voice to put out content you could at LEAST use the platform to consistently amplify and plug resources. It’s been incredibly disturbing to watch what has been such a beautiful community be complicit in an ethnic cleansing. How am I supposed to trust or value your voice on anything when you insist on maintaining normalcy in the face of tragedy. For everyone saying it’s not their responsibility, it is everyone’s responsibility. We live in the US, our labor is funding this genocide. If we do not speak AND act against it, we are willing and active participants in it. I truly hope both of you feel ashamed AND that rather than sulking, use that feeling to do so much better. Please. For all of us.

Leo Rodriguez

I understand that some of you want your comfort. You don’t want to hear about death. You want to defend our favorite podcast so they can keep making episodes you can listen to. But I think of when Eliza said how angry she felt when discovering how many rich people profit off her insecurities and how that created a shift in her life. That same anger applies to our comforts. Stay comfortable when our money is used for killing people, and you contribute to that same machine. As long as we can ignore tragedy, that entire system will have power over innocent people who can’t retreat into comfort. For everyone saying this is not anyone’s responsibility to speak on: whose is it? Do we say “it’s the experts’”, a minority that will inevitably be silenced as we roll over? For us American listeners, we live in the imperial core. We live in a state that holds dominance over so much of the world. Our tax dollars are paying for bombs that are obliterating homes if not the families that live inside them. And even within the imperial core there’s growing misery, dissatisfaction with life, and we can’t ignore it. We can’t wait for it to crush us while it’s crushing other people. I’ve fully unsubscribed from the Patreon. And to anyone else who is having similar thoughts, you aren’t alone in it. Our money does make a difference. This is my favorite podcast. I went to the live show and cried laughing with my best friend. Still, I can’t support a podcast that is silent on genocide especially when fans are bringing it to their attention. Eliza I’ve seen you continue to share resources and encourage your Instagram followers to call representatives on live, and I thank you for that. Truly, everything that breaks the illusion of comfort we live in does help. I’ve seen people say “if you want to unsubscribe so badly then just do it”. I’d like to firmly name the intention behind this as, not good-faith support, but a desire for silence in the online Binchtopia community. I hope that as people are unsubscribing, the general opinion on *our collective responsibility* does not become homogenous. Whether you stay or not, please don’t forget that we have a responsibility toward people who can’t afford comfort even if it’s through the denial of the comfort sold to us.

Audrey Ashdown

for the crop dusting idiom i took it as if you’re gonna do something shady, make sure you do it in a way where you won’t get caught

Lizzpurr

The silence is so uncharacteristic and intentional feeling? I’m very disappointed and confused by it.

Vanessa Thomas

I love this pod and have for years at this point, however, for a pod that consistently speaks about challenging and nuanced (!!) subjects, it’s literally so disappointing to have barely even a message about the genocide happening in Palestine. We are well aware that you aren’t a political podcast, but you are a leftist podcast, you have amassed a following based on those social and political discussions and built a community centralized around that. To be able to give hours about other, very complex, historical themes, but no more than 15 minutes to a fairly simple yet urgently dire situation in Palestine is so hard to see. I call my reps every day and say the same thing “there are normal people risking their jobs by posting, protesting, and consistently speaking out about this, but you in a position of power aren’t saying anything” this is a sentiment I feel many leftists are feeling. Eliza, I know you have shared things personally, but for those that may only follow the binchtopia page, it’s radio silence. Really really sad to see honestly 🇵🇸🍉

Jocelyn

RIP San Antonio sister wives💔🕊️🥀⛓️

M

“Sometimes it’s chic to leave the party early” my idiom 🎤👏

M

I know Eliza is outspoken on her socials about it. Understand why you would want the pod to take a stand too.

Isø

I think people who are turning their justified disgust and outrage at global events on individual comedy podcasters are spending far too much time on social media and not thinking critically. There is not one correct way to respond, despite the multitude the strongly worded posts convincing you otherwise. They did acknowledge it and Eliza has been posting loads of resources. That’s not ignoring it, even if it isn’t good enough to some of you. There are bigger fish to be frying than a podcast response not being perfect, accept the nuance of existence and move on to more important things. It’s great that people feel like they have a voice, I feel very powerless and don’t see how an episode of binchtopia would make a difference. I’m not saying I’m right, it’s just how I see things. I don’t believe every American with followers has to become a spokesperson to prove they care, you don’t have to centre yourself, you can just listen, learn and feel. I see this as a lighthearted comedy podcast, so find it jarring when people take it to a place of ‘I have to unsubscribe lest you discuss the genocide.’ I don’t see the situation in Gaza as interchangeable other conflicts they’ve discussed, it is so much worse. Discussing one thing does not mean they have to become serious political commentators for every situation, it does not suit them. Some things are so horrifying, there is no silver lining, there is nothing new to add that would make a difference. It is unavoidable to stay up to date if you’re following the right people, which is good. I really disagree that every content creator needs to be focussing on it, it’s disingenuous when forced. Sometimes I’ll see people post about it between jokes and memes and it makes my skin crawl, I’d rather they just stayed in their lane, I never learn anything new from their reposts anyway. It can very easily be perceived as indulgent virtue signalling. It can come across as ticking boxes, proving they care so they don’t get accused of being complicit by people who’ve had their mental faculties eroded by endless scrolling. I’m not against them covering it, I still think there’s time for them to release a considered and researched episode if they choose to. I do disagree that this is a necessary expectation. It seems misguided to react by shaming individuals for not doing enough, it doesn’t make sense. I am so sorry and sending so much love to everyone, genuinely.

Emily Shin

Speaking of being womaned, you guys should totally talk about Emma Chamberlain bc she recently got womaned HARD

ryan perry

i’m a missing wife😣i’m normally a bestie vibes only but boyfriend made me a godly wife for my bday month but alas it’s over

Sarah

nothing on this earth matters to me more than the way julia says BOOTS!

Jamie Bennett

My idiom is “don’t save the body of Christ for later” … find the divine wherever u can instead of waiting for the “right time”

viv

ariana madix is on the precipice of getting womaned I fear

Tess Knoll

julia do you do anything for your TMJ (tension in my jaw) or are you just suffering all the time because i don’t think i can live like this 😭

Life is Peachy

It’s feels so weird that you two have not addressed the Israel Palestine situation and honestly the uncovered tweets that gav was liking are seriously disturbing to see. Like you two are gonna talk about fan fiction in detail but not the current genocide.

Alison

Super wack they are also seeing and actively choosing to ignore ALL of these comments…. For weeks now

Mimi

Just wanted to say that this ep was so good, and kept me company during an extremely difficult night health-wise❤️

Josefina Troncoso

girlies I hope this is not too late but I just remembered- as part of your tweet review of the year you NEED to include that one about the guy who accidentally took a sip of a guy’s euthanasia cocktail at an end of life party. I think about it at least once a week

Josefina Troncoso

whoops sorry second comment- I’m relistening to this bc I fell asleep (not your fault, it was 2:30 am) and I’m sending my love to the girlie with the insane psychiatrist taking 300mg of Effexor because I take 375 and I think it’s going to be a lifetime commitment looooool

Chris P

Yeah I think that’s the part that bothers me even more. How are you going to actions and receiving that education and not sharing/amplifying it to the thousands (maybe 10s of thousands) of a captive audience you have. Doing activism in “personal time” and not bringing it into your profession (especially when you have such a clear opportunity to) is very white and engaging in liberation as a hobby and not holistic life practice

Jess Mirls

Unrelated but you guys NEED to cover the Love Has Won cult documentary for the Patreon! I have never seen anything like it and I’ve done my 10000 hours in hyperfixating on cults

Skylar miller

“the pot calls the kettle black” is one of my favs

isabella

ok if u haven't, u should go to a jaw specialist and ask about arthrocentesid, i couldn't open my mouth more than an inch for like 3 months and that really helped me

abby

in an old episode (can’t remember which one) getting a shroom candy bar (i think it was a candy bar) online and i’m in dire need of finding out where but i can’t find it </3, does anyone remember?

Josefina Troncoso

so some guy who was at a toxicology conference shared a photo with a colleague who uploaded it on Twitter where it said on a PowerPoint slide that the person who was meant to receive the drugs combo at their end of life celebration commented that it tasted very bitter, and then one of the guests took the cup from him and tasted it himself 😭😭😭 it had 1000mg of diazepam and 15000 mg of morphine among other things meant to slow down your heartbeat

kemunto matini

It’s been beyond disappointing and confusing to see you guys build a platform on being leftist feminists (or on the aesthetics of leftist feminism lol) and then opt-out of talking about palestine in any substantive way. I don’t expect y’all to tackle every issue but it’s ideologically inconsistent to not at the very least amplify palestinian voices (as palestinians in gaza have been asking us all to do) im sure you guys would have no trouble finding someone to come on the pod. As a day one listener and a Black woman whose family has been directly impacted my colonialism I hope y’all start using your platform to discuss this human rights issue as you have discussed many in the past. 🇵🇸

Imana 🏹

i have been laughing at long story shart for ten minutes

Nina Caradonna

I really don’t get those of y’all demanding they address the genocide happening in Palestine when they already have????

Iffat Aniqa

they made a brief statement about it almost 2 months ago and have said nothing else about it since. no sharing of educational resources, no sharing of places to donate, no calls to action like calling reps... i think it's reasonable to expect a little bit more from a podcast that has dedicated whole episodes to political events like this in the past & is typically so vocally supportive of leftist causes

Nina Caradonna

I don’t think it’s reasonable to expect anything of the sort when it comes to people’s creative jobs. Eliza has been sharing these types of things on her personal socials, and presumably doing more than just posting like actually attending protests etc. These types of demands actually call back to one of their episodes in which we need to reconsider our expectations of the creators whose content we consume. A podcast is an extension of their desire and ability to create something. I can’t speak for them but I think, they may not feel called to create political content anymore. You are, of course, entitled to prefer a more politically focused podcast but ultimately it’s up to them how they spend their time creating. Demanding that they dedicate an episode to this conflict is not exactly under the umbrella of their content, especially over the last year. If they don’t feel genuinely called to dedicate a whole episode to it, it would be forced, and therefore virtue signaling.

Iffat Aniqa

i don't think they need to make an entire episode on the conflict personally. i think it's fine if they don't feel comfortable or educated enough to talk at length about it. i think it's fine even if they just don't want to! but the absolute bare minimum as people with a platform who claim to care about leftist causes is pointing listeners to educational resources & actions to take, and they haven't even done that. it's disappointing. there's nothing wrong with feeling disappointed and there's nothing wrong with vocalizing that.

Iffat Aniqa

also like whatever reasons they have for not talking much about it on the pod, it'd be nice if they could have an open & honest dialogue with listeners about it instead of fully ignoring our concerns lol

Nina Caradonna

Like i said people are entitled to that disappointment. I have seen resources being shared on Eliza’s insta in particular so that is happening and I feel like how people personally choose to be activists should be taken more to heart than how their brand appears if that makes more sense. A lot of the uproar in their recent comment sections need to relisten to “Good luck killing that author you speak of…”

Sarah

This episode was hilarious but I am really here to say that I can’t wait for Eliza’s ticket journey bonus episode

alexis

Don’t soil yourself cuz the bathrooms down the hall.

jaleesa flores

Nah cus the title of this one got me I love yall sm 🤣

Diana Bonilla

if anyone here is from the dfw area let’s meet up! 🤍

gill

I take a d-mannose + cranberry supplement after I have intercourse and when I feel UTI symptoms coming on. I’m not sure how many you are ~supposed~ to take, but I take like 3x the dose when I feel like it could be an UTI. But if it doesn’t help after a day or so, go to the dr

Nidhi

ily and love this episode i just had a question. i am so desperately trying to listen to the mediasodes you talk so highly of. WHICH patreon subsricption level is it?

BAILEY TUCKEY

Anyone else see lizzo’s grinch post with the binchmas caption?

Chris P

I think truly being committed to liberation means you bring conversation, education, and resources into every space you have access to. They’re blundering a huge platform to make change, if change is what they care about.

Ann

agreed, the people repeatedly commenting need to join an org or party and get off the internet. Wasting time and energy commenting on every post and digging through Twitter likes of people related to them is just such lib shit and entirely unhelpful for anyone but your ego.

Lauren Daniels

the pasta fingernail story is so vila i am going to have nightmares 😳

Danielle

I thought the shaved eyebrow pic was max 😭

Julianna

Yeah unfortunately it seems hard to deny gav is a Zionist after seeing his Twitter

emily cole

My idiom is… don’t clog a toilet that’s not yours

Emma

Right there with y’all 📣📣📣📣 brain zaps may kill me!

Emma

Literally had to google it Looks like Rayne coined it?

lauren baker

lin manuel miranda is the first man to ever get womaned