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Joshmergency (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-15 00:59:21
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

Joshmergency

  • Josh v Josh 342
  • Josh v Other Budget Wines 2602
  • 2024-01-15
  • 2944 votes
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Content

hey. We’re recording a bonus episode tonight inspired by the renaissance of budget wine brand Josh. We have a Binchtopia favorite recurring guest with us. It’s gonna be great. But we can’t decide.. do we pit Josh against himself (ranking all Josh branded wines) or against others of his caliber (ranking Josh against barefoot, franzia, etc)? please let us know

Comments

butter bean

the barefoot blueberry wine kinda slaps if you’re on a budget……

Eurydice

Yayyy so excited !!!

alex

why not both

Hannah

please this is hilarious

Laura Peña

Ugh I’m a hater of the other cheap wines & Josh is best for u $ so Josh against Josh!

yassgirlyslay

barefoot fruitscato is the best wine i’ve ever had under $9…castillo de poggio peach dream is the best wine i’ve ever had (9.99)

Nicole Michelotti

Cupcake Skinny Wine is amazing not bc it’s low calories but bc whatever they do to it completely gets rid of the wine headache effect

KE

Huh

Rachel Diazena

other wines for real bc how will i know if i should indulge in josh

Kenya Faith

who’s josh? we sippin on charles shaw

Skye Ford

yall gotta rank barefoot, it’s a college staple LMAO

Max Trimble

Throw in a Jordan wine for good measure to see if you can discern how it has a higher price point by comparison

Sophie

I am actually seauuxxxx excited about this as a concept

Leo flood

IS IT NICK 🧐🧐🧐 TELL HIM TO GET MUMBLING AND CACKLING BACK !!!

Eliza Stup

Hiiighly recommend the 2 buck chuck red blend from miss Trader Joe’s

Avery Vilandrie

Lowkey you can get Nice Josh for like 18 bucks tho that no longer is budget wine but quite nice wine

Hannah

Compare it to trader joe’s 2 buck chuck (Charles Shaw) it will help us all

✨

The Josh rose is truly nasty. Confusing since the red is scrumptious?? Literally tried it for the first time w my friend this summer, we each took a sip, locked eyes, and dumped the whole bottle down the sink

Carolyn Viggh

Josh cab sav is literally my go to wine. These memes have been making me feel insane 😭

Sarah

I just said yay out loud!

Mic

LOVE josh wine.. i work at an office of coworkers overly excited by happy hours & we can ONLY bring Josh wine to the functions. can’t wait for this ep

Sydney Michalenko

I got wasted at the gay club on Josh he does the job 🫡

sarah

first of all josh is leagues above any of those other hoes

Cecilia VP

josh & justin are the only j names i allow myself to be vulnerable with

Ally Chozik

i’m confused but i did in fact vote

Jamo

You have to at least mention Josh hutcherson in this episode. His impact…

Katy

Honorable mention to King Charles Shaw from my college years

Katie

the jacob’s creek muscato😵‍💫

Regan Opel

I thought this was a Crazy Ex Girlfriend reference and got way too excited for the best crossover imaginable ☠️

Kayla Fallick

ok fun fact: my mom started buying Josh Cellars years ago because her dad’s name was Josh Sellers. we drink josh for the homophone and the homophone alone

Daisy!

We are also in the midst of a josh hutcherson renaissance. you could pit celebrity joshes against each other

maria

Listening to a drunk her story ep rn this is perfect

Elizabeth Henrikson

Josh cellars? I used to sell their cabernet at the restaurant i used to work at for almost $40 a bottle. like $9 a glass

Ginger Miller

y’all should try josh against winking owl (the rlly cheap brand they sell at aldi)

Judy Bernal

Plz watch the movie sideways btw feel like that would be very appropriate for this ep plus Paul giamatti slays in it

Kaitlyn Gill

YASSSSSS so excited for this

Catie

Shamelessly plugging in the most annoying way that I am a Sommelier and have thoughts on Monsieur Josh

Miche C

rank every Josh related thing (celebs, Joshua tree, etc)

shannon

if the guest is nick not only do i need him to rank josh wines but i also need him to pick up the podcast mic because this loyal jester has been waiting for a mumble and a cackle!

abby reddy

would really like to know which budget wine takes the cake

helenaxofficial

Please almighty binchettes, let the recurring guest be Mr Nick Garros Esquire

Crunchy Carrot

Hopefully Nick …. please tell him he’s been starving the Cacklers!!!!!

Milana Ward

As a European, who the fuck is josh

Milana Ward

Ummm please make sure u include echo falls she deserves a spot

blaine

Please put him against the other male named wines…I hear there are Justins and Daves..

sarah
>>126999466

we dont have her in the US :( i experienced her beauty on my semester abroad but america has not gotten the memo

Kaitlin

Me pretending to know what Josh is 😀

Kara

slap the bagggg get franzia

Shannon O'Brien

The only reason I know about Josh wine is because one time I forgot my keys and locked myself out of my apartment, and my neighbor had to climb up the wall like Spiderman to break into my window, and I told him I would get him a bottle of wine as a thank you, and he said his favorite kind was Josh, so I got it for him

Kenzie

reading this as I’m getting over a VIOLENT wine hangover- Eliza, Julia plz stay safe and don’t repeat my mistake

Julia

all josh wines = which type of wine is ur personal preference. all budget wines = finding the true bang for ur buck

Haven Patrick

oh i have some amazing memes for this

Morgan Schaefer

No but the way the josh cab is actually delicious 🫣

✨
>>126999396

If it is him he needs to answer to ME personally for the drought

Emily

Josh wine was the first wine I bought when I turned 21. At Whole Foods and didn’t even get carded

Sarah

It’s extremely rude to compare Josh to Franzia or Barefoot!!! But I still voted Josh vs Other Wines

Sofia

please drink fruitscato

yasmine
>>126999272

omg! a boy band made out of four joshes goes platinum in this household!

Miriam

FRUITSCATO PLZ

Rachel

I did not know people considered Josh budget! It always feels like a bit of a splurge for me 😞

HG

The real question is why are these low budget wines named after the most basic white men? Josh, Justin?

Binchtopia
>>127000645

Ok I thought it was cheap but then went to buy it and it’s like $20??? Now I don’t know why ppl were clowning it on Twitter because to me budget is under $10.. we will see - E

Tulsi

Chicken wiiiine!! (La vielle ferme)

Olivia
>>126999396

fr how am I supposed to mumble and cackle under these conditions

Maya

you must compare with a jacobs creek wine (my Recc would be the sparkling rose muscato)

crouton

in a place of JOSH

crouton
>>126999207

obsessed with the capitalization of Nice Josh, i’m going to be thinking about it all night

marisa

I need Nick to be the guest!!!!

Ana Maria

Compare with Andre!!!

jaden.edu

NICKKKKKKK this binchie cackler has missed you sm

Jules

Praying it’s Allegra

Amanda R

too many bottles of josh we cant pronounce

audie

oh i will be linsing

Jaelyn

I am 22 and just graduated from $9 white wine (dark horse sav blanc) to $10 red wine (ménage a Trois red blend). And I do feel like I moved up a tax bracket

Jaelyn

Oh please include Aldi wine it’s like 5 bucks

becca stickler

Compare with Rex Goliath or …. Barefoot. Please barefoot apple wine…..

Emma

Please let it be Nick

hart
>>127000709

ok but justin’s price point is ~$30 to josh’s ~$10 we really cannot pit these men against each other (justin is my favorite wine)

hart

i do think you should do josh vs justin (both cab sauv)

Meow

Kirkland red blend 🙏🏻

Emily

josh and barefoot are not in the same category pLS

Rachel Clark

omg so many nights of my youth have been dedicated to Josh

hippienikki

as a nc person wtf is josh wine i thought yall were talking about decembers white boy of the month josh hutherson i said well yes!

Annip

please be nick on the poddddd! i need to cackle

meowmeowmeowe

nick or allegra… both… oh god…

Genn

wow your timing always amazes me… i’m having a joshmergency of my own tonight, but a different type

Gabi Umstead

Josh Rose was basically all I drank senior year of college lol. I think Apothic should be included in this comparison

Abigail Wolff

LADIES. I. know. Josh. And he loves himself. I used to work as a server on Cape Cod and this summer a middle aged man with a particular swagger came to my restaurant to host a dinner for the winners of some raffle. He arrived early and ordered lots of things for the table, namely, dozens of oysters and wines much fancier than his own. As we’re chatting about how he wants the dinner to go, he asks me “Abbie, do you ever drink wine?” Ofc, I drink wine to excess, which I told him in professional waitress speak. “Do you ever drink Josh Cellars?” He asked. I told him yes. (Though tbh my fine dining experience has made me a wine snob and there’s much better quality wine out there for similar prices to Josh, so it’s never my go-to) Then this man says in a tone that made me think he’s repeated this line a thousand times: “Well, I’m Josh.” All in all he was a good customer (spent a lot and tipped well). Though he did leave the party before the rest of his guests. Not to mention this man’s arrogance was palpable. he carried himself like the creator of some bougie champagne - not the wine that can rattle around in the back of your car for a month and still taste the same. I hope one day I can have the same confidence as Mr Josh Cellars

Grace Klinge

letting the josh do the talkin tonight

Mary

thinking about how I was drinking a glass of josh when I got this Patreon notification last night … I was too lost in the josh to comment at the time but I must let it be known

Grace Klinge
>>127054729

also remembered that my uncle’s name is josh too so there’s that. he had a belly button ring but it got infected 🤮🤢